[smug, nasal entitled person voice] You're fired! OP reaches into pocket Pulls out a card Boss's eyes go wide Ceiling lights flicker Cold wind sweeps in through window Baby cries in distance Boss starts sweating Temperature drops 10 degrees Thunder cracks in distance Boss begins visibly shaking Dead birds begin falling from the sky Worms begin crawling out of the vents OP reveals card It's the Uno Reverse card "No U"
@@theoneandonlyflameeye Plus you just listed 8 cards last I checked (it's been a while since I played) without the effect of magic cards that permit otherwise you can only have up to 7 cards in your hand after your end phase.
15:39 "I'm suuuuuure my son didn't MEAN to follow one of your customers into the woods, jump in front of his car and repeatedly beat it over with a baseball bat"
Ren Uuzra but he only had a trap card so he takes no damage and that activates the traps card's special ability. _When this reverse card is destroyed the player on the opposite side can't attack for three turns and doubles the life points of the player who's trap card was destroyed- extra ability: if the special ability is activated then the person's who's card was destroyed has the last five cards from the GY come back and he can also draw Five Cards_ So after all this OP then draws five cards: The Dark Magician. Blue Eyes White Dragon. Red Eyes Black Dragon. Monster Combined I think it's what it's called. And Mushroom Man. "Well, well, well, this was a lucky hand and you can't move for three turns so I think I have an idea" OP then uses his turn to summon Both the Dragons and The Dark Magician. First turn over: " With these three cards I'll be able to use my second round to use Monster Combined to fuse the Blue Eyes and the Red Eyes to create the ultimate Two Headed Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon with an attack power of 8500. "And now I'll use my third safe round to also add The Dark Magician into the Dragon to increase its attack power to 10,000 and attack you" The Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon then flies into the air creating a gigantic ball of energy and launches the attack. "You're going to be Sweating Bullets after this Mega Death"
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki "special ability"? Damn, do you even Yu-gi-oh bro? Magic Cilnder had the one effect I said. And it's Polymerization not monster combined. Wait I am nerding out lmfao.
Ren Uuzra I did type that I thought that's what it was called which always means that I forgot but you obviously still understood, everyone knows that card even people who don't play and don't know the name and have never watched the anime. It's cool though I just wanted to test out if I could create the most ridiculous battle ever I just saw the chance and took it. Lol you think you nerd out, just look at me when I type about Dimensions and layers of Infinity and Marvel Comics, I explain all the details for different designs of the Omniverse and beyond, I love the fun I can have with creating and maintaining a perfect image and design of my Omniverse and Voidum.
Sadly, I had something like this happen when I was in middle school in Massachusetts. (Only reason I don't put this on reddit is that I lack the post rep, since I barely use reddit) I was bullied allot for being 'different' (Autistic, but I did not get tested until I was 25). Anyways, halfway through the school year, in Science class, the teacher had to bring a kid to the nurses for futzing with the bunson burners (they were bolted to the lab tables, and thus could not be removed) One of the kids, known for bullying me, (B) and his 3 toadies (T's) got a baseball out of B's bag and B whipped it at my head as hard as he could (Roughly 78MPH was his throwing speed, when last clocked at a school fair). I manage to dodge..kind of; the ball nails the top of my shoulder instead of my head. The ball ricochets upwards, hits a flourecent light on the edge of the casing, which was slanted, breaking the light, and then ricochets again and smashes a window. Teacher comes back; a light is broken, a window is smashed, and B and the 3 T's start telling him it was my fault. I'm clearly in pain, I have a purple mark appearing on my neck from a spreading bruise..but the teachers in this town were lazy and more than a little stupid, so he accepts this since B spoke before me. I get sent to the vice principal's (VP), with purple on my neck and shoulder, tears in my eyes, unable to speak from pain. (For the record, the VP had this lazy way of dealing with fights: It was both students faults. Even if student A punched student B in the face for no reason; 'It takes 2 to fight'. This rule changed to 'It was the victims fault' if the instigator was a jock. Since winning sports made the VP look good) Now, the VP was known to not like me; I did not make the school, and therefor HIM, look good with good grades or sports or anything. So he makes me sit for 45 minutes before he even calls my mother. Of course, he tells her I smashed a light and a window. She comes in, only mildly irritated at me, as I had promised to keep my head down for the rest of the year, though she was aware it was never my fault and I had never, EVER broken property before in my life. She does not even say 'we talked about this' before seeing the giant bruise on my neck and getting the story from me. ..You know the saying 'If looks could kill?' Well, mom starts storming towards VP's office door when the secretary stops her and says he's on a phone meeting with the Superintendent. Mom slams open the door so hard, it puts a large dent in the old heater running the length of the wall on the same side the door opens inward. I don't remember the words, but I could see my mother yank the VP's chair away and fling it across the room when he stands up, and backs this man into a corner while the Superintendent is asking what's going on over speakerphone. (For reference, my mother is 4'11" and skinny, the VP was a fat 6'3" man) After about five minutes of verbally beating the snot out of the VP, she turns to the speakerphone and, more calmly (but man could you hear the under-current of mama bear looking for a reason to get out), lets the Super know just what happened, and says she'll be taking photos of the bruise, AND taking the VP up on charges for not sending me to the nurse's office or calling emergency services since the bruise is my entire shoulder, and partway up my neck. She got the B's and 3 T's contact info and told their parents that, if their kids even looked at me oddly for the rest of the year, she'd take each and every one of them to court. B was expelled a month later for sneaking into the girls lockers with a disposable camera. And the 3 T's stopped being such horrible human beings when not under the influence of B. As for the VP? He kept working, but I was effectively invisible for the rest of my middle school career. Better than having to talk to him once a week when someone hit me.
@san amazing way "nobody kinda asked" makes no sense whatsoever. Either we asked or we didn't. There's no "kinda", so please try again if you're going to be sassy.
**coughs** "your honor, I'd like to let you know that I WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE MS. B" "Objection! HE IS BEING MEAN-" "ORDER. ORDER. I have decided who I shall pick as guilty."
@@TwilightWolf032 Eh, I've played by a few sets of rules, but the one consistent thing between *all* of them is that if a Spell Card is applicable to the situation, it can be activated, no exceptions
@@vert3432 Well, I was just joking there. But seriously, if you're playing by tournament rules (or by videogame rules, which are official), then you can activate MST to destroy any spell/trap card on the field, but you're just wasting it if you activate to dispel a card that has just activated its effect. The effect still goes through regardless. I'll tell you this: the most fun way to play YuGiOh is to completely ignore the official rules and go by anime rules. No banned cards, all God cards, repetition up to three of a kind without limits, and just screw the tournament rules!
@@TwilightWolf032 Thats how I played most of the time and with our rules there were some special placement rules (such as playing multiple monsters per turn) that made things pretty fun, also, all cards were open to fair interpretation, so I ended up with a never ending MST and an invulnerable monster setup and a practical god (The Atmosphere, with all my opponents high end kit as its shields / attack points) lol, I was never beaten, on tournament or normal rules (I mostly used a Nekroz based setup with a Shark Fortress / DD Esper Star Sparrow shield)
Boss: *hahaha* your deck is pathetic and weak just like you. Now make your final move so I win this duel *muhaha* Employee: *looks nervous* cmon, I just need to believe in the power of friendship and the heart of the cards... *employee draws a card* *employee smirks* Employee: YES! and with this! I shall win this duel and reclaim my honor! *employee flips card to show boss* *Boss goes pale in the face* Boss: NNOOO! Bu.. BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE! Employee: OH YES! You may have power and money Boss, but you use it to bully and greed your way to the top, but I have something that you will never have... and that’s my friends! *in the back, friends cheering* Employee: NOW! I WILL SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS! GO! REVERSE CARD AND DESTROY HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTY! Boss: NOOOOOOOO! *whites out* Employee: That’ll teach you...
Time flies when you're having fun. Honestly I can't believe this video was over 18 minutes it seemed to fly by. But your story telling method really keeps me involved and paints a picture in my head every time.
@@MuttFitness Lots of those stories do and I suspect that while the overall story of most is probably true, some of the story tellers want to put themselves in the best light and leave out stuff or make themselves seem better than they are. Or the other person worse than they are because of personal dislike. Some people overdo that in such a way that the whole story sounds less believable.
Dude as a person with a knowlage of model rc cars, and models I would have had a go pro on the car to begin with. (I think it would be an amazing video.(ps keep up the good work r/slash!) Also did the kid get his car replaced?
What if Yugi was Getting reviewed and said " I activate my spell "REMOVE TRAP," Now I activate this which allows me to bring the top card of your graveyard to my hand and now I activate "PERFORMANCE REVIEW" Funniest Yu-gi-oh episode I made up 😂
I am soo proud of the revenge in the first one. It's like when you read/watch a comic or movie or something and the main character takes someone down in a way I would never think of.
The damn first story got me ROLLING with joy, but then disappoinment that the company clearly didn't get the hint that op has the skills and experience for the job.
Boss: I'm sorry to inform you that you are fired Me: Really? *Pulls out "Reverse no-u" card* *Boss pulls out his reverse, +4 card* Me: F*CK Be prepared bosses and guys
First OP: I'm really good at sales and always get us money VP: Mhm FO: And I just proved that I'm accountable VP: Yes FO: And you just said that's the best performance review you've had VP: Correct FO: So can I be sales manager? VP: Well, yes, but actually no.
*REVENGE* /noun/ - the action of hurting or harming someone in return for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands. So yeah, even if it is extortion, it's still revenge. And what, would you like to pull her to court for extortion for threatening to sue them? I would like to see how that goes. "your honor, OP deserves prison for threatening the company to ask yourself what you think about the recordings."
@@generalkenobistopmotions9817 Where the flip does survival of the fittest fit in here? Or are you this one type of social darwinist who thinks EVERY situation in life is about survival?
The best thing about Rslash is that the title and thumbnail isn't a click bait that you have to wait until the end to find out what the story is about. It's usually the first or second story and that makes it so much more satisfying to watch his videos than anyone else.
so the guy who talked his coworker into not reporting sexual harassment till the timing would benefit him is surprised he didnt get the persons job he threw the evidence at during his assessment lol sounds like a real winner there lol
He probably have the HR in their knees right now especially since he has full on recordings of their misdeeds. He would probably be approved in raises lol
Is today gonna be the day? Today is gonna be the day.
5 лет назад
This is all totally true! I quit my job because I had to do something and couldn't get my own way by any other means. Then everyone stood up and started clapping and cheering!
