r/Prorevenge "Sir, Move Your Car" "MAKE ME!" Funny Reddit Posts 

🛑 WAIT! 🛑 Before you watch the video, vote here! Who wins in a fight: A jerk's truck OR a prorevenge train? Find out if you're right in the video

Me: move your car Guy: no *Thomas the tank engine theme intensifies*

Idiot: I'm so good at parking! Trainguy: Please move your truck, it's in the way. Idiot: lol no make me. Trainguy: Ok. *Train noises intensify*

“She didn’t pay for it so it isn’t hers!” YOU DIDN’T EITHER LADY!

R slash: says "hell" RU-vid : Demonetise that B*tc#

Truck Driver: I won’t move my truck Train Driver: *(Thomas The Tank Engine theme intensifies) CHOO-CHOO, MOTHERTRUCKER!*

I WANT MY GRASS ORANGE no problem do you have a lighter?

That's how every entitled person story should end: "and then the train hit them"

"Can you move your car?" "I don't know,caaaaaannnn I?" . . . . . . . "Yes you can,just wanted your permission."

I'm german and i actually LOVE how you pronounced these words😂

Who would win? A 4 wheeled vehicle capable of driving any terrain? One choo-choo boi?

i admire that girl that got out of her abusive household. i can’t imagine having parents like that, it sounds like hell. and op’s family was so welcoming of her as well. so heartwarming :’)

“Don’t bring a truck to a train fight.” -Katya (Me)

Yes I’m first and just like many, I have become addicted to rSlash

train driver: move your car guy: no *Thomas had never seen such bs before*

Wow, that last story was really, really relatable. I was in the exact same situation. My brother also has a girlfriend (now fiance) who has parents just like that. They even took their kid's money that they worked for if they had a job. For drugs and such, she told me. She even moved in with us after her parents kicked her out because she hid a gold necklace she got for her 18th birthday from her aunt in our safe. She knew her dad would come looking for it and try to sell if for money. Sure enough, one day she came home from school and her dad cornered her asking where the heck it was. He had gone through her room looking for it to pawn. She told him she put it in our safe because she knew he would try to steal it, and he was livid. he kicked her out, and even threw things at her. She came to live with us until she left for college on a scholarship. At first it was really hard for her, years and years of mental abuse like that really took it's toll on her. She would never ever ask for anything, and she felt horrible just eating dinner with us. She always felt like she was this huge problem to us. Eventually things started looking up for her and she has gotten more confident and sure of herself. We always told her she was a part of our family and now she believes it too. She still has a long way to go, and her parents still call sometimes and try to guilt trip her into giving them money, (She has a stable job on her campus, and is looking great financially) but she is the happiest she's ever been. I'm so happy my family was able to get her out of that toxic house, and I do hope that someday her parents become worthy of calling themselves mom and dad. I wish the best upon her other 6 siblings. Yeah, her parents are also choosingbeggers. But anyway, everything is great now, it was about two years ago now. And I'm even one of her bridesmaids. It's great.

I would have come back and painted her lawn “orange-ish” and said, okay it’s just like you wanted! It took me another 2 hours though so...

As a german...its cute to her you say "Wohnungsgeld". I am not sure but I think you get child support money until you are 24 here in Germany.

Wohngeld [Von-geld] Wohnungsgeld [Von-uhngs-geld] Not german, just taking classes.

She got _"Harry Pottered"_ when she was a lil girl.

It’s “voe’nungs’geld” Literally translated: living space (house) money

Should've been the title: "I DON'T WANT GREEN GRASS"

The story about the job: I worked for a resturant as a bus boy, waiter and dish washer. I had only worked there for maybe 2 weeks and I was told by a friend to completely ignore the kid that was sitting at table 1. I asked why and he told me that the kid was the managers son an he get to do whatever he wants when he's there except for when the owner stops by then he acts like an angel. The entire week while the kid was there I was doing the dishes. Well during that week I would take my break sitting in my truck to listen to the radio an smoke my cigar. The kid comes outside and walks towards my truck looking like he was gonna sit in my truck. I watched as he reached for the door handle so I locked it. He yells at me like I'm preventing him from getting into his own car. I told the kid: 1 I don't like you and 2 I don't know you so you can't just get into my truck. He walked away an soon my break was over so I went back to work. I didn't have any other issues with the kid for the rest of the day till that next morning. He came into work with makeup on his eyes making it look like he had to black eyes and tried to say I punched him before work and that he wanted me to be fired. I told his mom and dad that if I supposedly punched him for them to call the police. Which they did call the cops an when they got there I told the officer that I didn't touch the kid and that they need to wipe the makeup off the kids face because it looks like crap. He asked if it was makeup an he said no it isn't. The officer walked up to the kid and could smell the makeup coming from his face. Now with all of this going on none of us knew that the owner was in the office watching and listening to the hole thing. The manager told the officers that it wasn't makeup claiming that I slugged her son for no reason. The cop walked into the kitchen and grabbed a brand new rag, got it wet and walked up to the kid to wipe the makeup off and the kid started to back away from the cop trying to protect his ruse. Well the cop reached out an grabbed the kid an wiped his left eye and sure enough it was makeup. The cop said that he was going to charge the mom, dad an kid for making fraudulent claims wasting tax payer money. By this time owner walks out scaring me because he walked out from behind me and told the cop that he could add Tresspassing aswell. He fired the mother right there on the spot and banned them from returning.

"I worked 80 hours a week!" Me, a German: "Wait that's illegal!" Also I can tell you it's pronouned "vohnung". It means something like "flat" or "apartment".

My dad Always said: If its bigger than you, its dummer than you. Let it pass, truck, train, cyclists, cars etc.

Ep: “I’m not going to pay you for my lawncare, you messed up!!!” Op: **buys ten pound bag of salt and salts her lawn**

I live in a suburban area, and we don’t have a lawn competition, but if we did I know exactly who would win. I live next to a retired gay couple who use all their time working on their yard. Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

"I want my lawn to have fall colors!" "I'll get back to you in September."

Pronounce it without the "h" and make the "u" sound more like in "Uber" Also, Child support lasts until the child has finished the first "Lehre", so, getting a job title (~3 years) or university degree. Or when the child turns 26.

Train driver: Bro, move the truck Truck Fool: Nein! Train driver: Ok. *EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES. DANK EXPRESS STARTS DRIFTING.*

*rSlash says something like hell* RU-vid Demonization Person: „I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career!“

Wohngeld is pronounced 'voangeld' and Wohnungsgeld is pronounced 'voanoongzgeld'

Usually child Support is given till the completion of the 18th year. BUT if you're in education/college/university or studying it can go up to the completion of the 25th year if you dont have part/fulltime job. Thank you for your content. Much love from Germany xx

For the last story, I'm really happy the girl got out of that situation and that her nasty parents are forced to pay her the money they owe, but I'm also concerned about her brother. He's unfortunately still in that situation so I hope he can get out and get a better life as well. :/

"In a battle of truck versus train the train will always win" *Glances over at cybertruck*

I'm really sorry for the girl in the last story and am happy that she found a supportive boyfriend and a family that accepts her as one of their own. That was definetly a family that needed some just deserts in their life. Why would you give birth to someone and not want to give them everything you didn't recieve when you were a kid? Seriously some awful people who shouldn't have had children.

I would have went to the hardware store and bought some bright orange paint, a paint sprayer and just painted the lawn orange and then asked for material costs as well

Train: move your car Jerk: make me Jerk: why do I hear boss music

As a German, I demand to speak your manager for butchering our nice words >.> I will get you fired for your bad German Skills. My Child can speak better german than you do, he has only good grades! No but seriously the pronounciation was a bit of but it was understandable.

Train guy: move your car Idiot: Lol Make me 🤣 Train guy: Okay Thomas the tank engine theme intensifies YOU DARE APPOSE ME MORTAL

Darn, I really thought that the bartender would win the fight between the train and truck

For you to pronounce: Wohngeld = [ˈvoːnɡɛlt] Wohnungsgeld = von-unx-geld I'm German ;)

Don't worry about the butchering of german words. In my entire life I've so far only met one person from english background who hasn't butchered any of our weird words xD

All you had to do was park away from the train, CJ!

“Move your car” “No” “You dare oppose me mortal?”

Me: *comes home from school* RU-vid: *r/Prorevenge...* Me: *clicks so fast my mouse broke*

"I want my lawn orange!" "Got a lighter?"

Child support in germany normally only lasts until the age of 18 except the child is studying or doing some kind of apprenticeship. In that case it lasts till the kid has finished their study or reach the age of 25

"Isn't orange grass dead grass?" Yes. Yes it is.

So orgasmic is an okay word to say but hell isn't??? *confusion intensifies* 10/10 though

"*tHe GRasS iS ThE wROng CoLOr*"

How the Frick do EM's survive getting smacked up by trains like that???

Entitled person AND pro revenge? IN THE SAME VIDEO? Christmas came early.

If someone says “Make me” and the response is “lol, ok” it’s time to back off

Orange grass isn’t necessarily dead, in California, most of the grass turns a gold/yellow/orange, but is green once winter comes around again.

Train guy: Sir, please move your truck. Guy: F**k off! Train guy: We'll see about that. (Thomas the Train music starts)

me: ok, here's your perfectly nice looking lawn. that'l be 20 bucks. EP: ew why is it green?!?! I WANTED ORANGE!!!!!! me: ok can I borrow a lighter and some lighter fluid please? your welcome.

Me: Is this your car? The a-hole:Yes Me: Can you move it so the train can pass? The a-hole: NO! Me: Okay *CHOO CHOO*

Me: move your car. EP:no Me: hey i would like the train tracks and 3 train right there with seven private jets with missels and a tank.

the 3 special ingredients to a perfect lawn: 1.Urine 2.Brake Cleaner 3.A lighter

i need a good pc so if rslash would buy me a 7k dollar pc i would record a video i have 22 SUBSCRIBERS SO BIG SHOUTOUTS THANK YOU

You are getting close to 1m subs keep it up!

German Viewer here, an OMG your pronunciation of Wohnungsgeld was soooo cute XD Love your Videos!

rSlash: Tell me how to pronounce German words Also rSlash: Never pronounces Patreon correctly

Train engineer: Hey can you move your car? Guy: Yeah sure I’ll do it eventually. TE: I need you to move it now. G: Why? Can’t you just drive around it? TE: Uhhh... *Looks at train*

I got to say, when I listen to these, you pick the ones were the closure is so satisfying. The new channels pick stories that are just alright. Keep going bud.

🎶Rose's are red🎶 🎶Revenge is sweet🎶 🔞DEMONETIZED🔞

Dead grass is usually a really light brown-ish. color so technically yeah ur kinda right about that

"I wanted my grass dead, you *redacted* i'm not *redacted*ing paying you!"

Train: AHHHHH Car: Im About to die

If a heavy train weighs 18000 tons and can travel up to 150 kmt then there are 2.74 billion jules behind that train 😱

I have seen (and heard) many reddit reading channels, and you're my favourite by far! Your voice is just perfect for this!

"After that, my life became a living h e c k" This censorship is getting out of hand.

Truck Driver:**Parks Illegally** The Train: “Il Vento Doro, 3:45”

13:57 I would have added something about asking him if he'd ever played any of the GTA games, nothing stops those trains lol

17:05 thats so strange to hear a german word from a english voice🤣🤣🤣 PS: you speak very well german😉... Just speak the O and H a little longer

What the flip I thought the train was on the road 😂👌

18:18 to answer your question, child support in Germany is normally granted till your 26th Birthday. If you are still at studying in some form and don’t have a degree

I demand more pay, Automatically clicking the like button on every video is tiring. - Bot 134421

Bruh I was playing Minecraft and right when you said “thunk” at 12:00 my axe broke

13:50 The Studenka train crash is a good example that it can go really wrong both ways. A smaller truck was carrying aluminium sheets and stopped on train tracks, instead of just going through the barrier which they are designed for in case you get stuck on tracks. The train barreled through it and I think 7 people in the train got killed. Ofc the truck was totaled too, but depending on the cargo it can really create havoc.

Rslash me as a german has to tell you, You misspronounced wohnungsgeld pretty bad but it sounded funny to say the least

Wohnungsgeld... BAHAHAHAHAHA omg i almost died😂😂😂😂

Train made me think of a series of unfortunate events 😂

Is RU-vid that bad that he had to sensor hell? Really RU-vid has to get their shit together also love your channel

R/: Sticking it to terrible bosses. Me: *WHO'S THE BOSS, NOW?!*

Trucker: I won’t move my truck. Train Driver: I heard you ordered a smashed truck, so let me do extra.

Who should win One epic truck Or *One fast boi*

OP:move your car Guy:no Train:im going to end this man's truck whole career

1 easy trick to get a nice orange lawn Drop some agent orange on that lawn Trust me it’ll work

the first story seems like and reverse uno card to the vp and his personal HR friend. and he was right he would not find a job in the market

That part about shitty bosses reminded me when I used to work in a local restaurant, just for fun. I didn't need the money, I just thought I had nothing better to do in my 4 month holidays. Now I was an excellent waiter and cared a lot about my customers and when the food is good, customers act good too. So I quickly gained popularity, so much so, that some table would request me by name to serve them. My manager didn't like that, cuz he knew I was going to quit once my college started, and he made life hell for me after about 3 months. He would tell me wrong orders purposefully, then laugh at my face when I got it wrong. He would schedule me less and less(tho that didn't stick long cuz customers wanted me) and he would trip in when I was holding plates. Eventually I filed a complaint, and instead, I was fired cuz I was "temporary". Fast forward 3 months, I go to eat at that restaurant and it is closed!!! Turns out that my coworkers were extremely angry with how they treated me and no1 would work there anymore, so they just closed down and the manager had a very bad reputation, so no restaurant would take him in

I wish I could download the audio on Spotify so I could listen all the time

It's pronounced kind of like: Vongeld vonoongsgeld The first 'o' sound in both the words sounds like the 'o' sound when you say 'corn flakes'

HAHAHAH 😭😭😭 Im german and when he said ,,wohnungs geld" and pronoisede it,, fondongsgold" I just loughted so hard!😭😭

mr. rSlash sir. About that German, i recommend just using google translate and make it say the words. Ist viel einfacher als andere zu fragen.

Forget about slime and cutting soap just make a complation of r/prorevenge videos. BOOM!!! New satisfiying video and get them VEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at the end: child support here lasts until the child turns 18

7:40 It’s supposed to be (insert random color), everyone knows that

17:18 as a german im amused how you pronounced the german words. Sry i cant help it, its always funny, to listen to people trying to read german words. ^^ But i like your attitude to learn and improve and wanna fix your problem with the pronunciation. if you want, i can help you, or - if this is good enough for you - try the google translator. it has a speechfunction and its pretty accurate: translate.google.com/?hl=de#view=home&op=translate&sl=de&tl=en&text=wohnungsgeld and since you were curious. "Childmoney"/Kindergeld in germany can be required as long as you are "learning/educate yourself", but only to the maximum of beeing 25 years old. means: if you go working after school (mostly 18) the childmoney stops, but if you go to study you can extend the amount of time, until you are 25. (sry if my english sucks)