r/Rareinsults | BE THERE OR BE SQUARE 

"Think if I rubbed his bald head I get three wishes" -Damien 2019

Emkay: *laughs* Me: Im cured. I didnt even know i was sick but im cured.

When the comment said what's the difference between yogurt and America I was thinking he was gonna say Yogurt is fat-free Lmao

When Damien laughs, he waits for a second before he laughs so he can register if he should laugh or just more on

How I’m entering Area 51 *My laugh* How I’m leaving Area 51 *Damiens laugh*

Damien: *Laughs* My Depression: *Why do I hear boss music?*

Damien laughing at his own jokes is literally the sweetest thing ever

6:13 dude looks like if Abraham Lincoln was an E-boy

Noone: Emkay's viewers: *omg damien's laugh cured my depression*

Damien: *laughs.* The world: Cures of world hunger, every disease is obliterated, every person in the world is cured of everything, and world peace has been spread out across the world.

When Damien’s insults are better than the ones on the actual post

drinking even a quart of deep frying oil can lead to serious heart problems. he would have died within an hour if the dude wasn't from florida.

"It's under there." "Under where?" "I just made you say underwear!" "... You just said it too, though." "... My god..."

2:25: "If character was judged by how you- Ugh.. CMON! Say words Damien! Say words..!" Literally me at every school presentation.

When emkay starts wheeze laughing he sounds like my moms van trying and failing to start.... Good video.

5:36 he looks like if Peter Griffin could somehow let himself go

5:34 In awe at the size of this lad, *ABSOLUTE UNIT*

Nobody : Damien : *wheeze*

13:13 is my favourite part. "Hey Mikey, the pizza rolls are finished!"

6:28 " the makeup would dehydrate the *snæmëëž* "

5:56 Ed looks like Ron weasly if he decided to join a gang after hogwarts

got brand new headphones and now i can be blessed with Damien's laugh in a whole new quality

No one Somone: * breaths * Damien: *WHEEZE*

“Ya heat that Gretchen?” BRO I HAD HEADPHONES IN THAT SCARED THE LIVING HECK OUTTA ME (Name’s Gretchen)

he protecc he attacc But most importantly... he brings the memes bacc

The gecko looks like me when somebody catches me at the fridgerator at 3am usually they call the police too

emkay : *hysterical laugher* Me: *starts laughing * L U T E N A N T S U R GE

8:05 I showed this to my mom & she said the person on the right looks like a toothbrush

Ed Sheeran: gets hot after he gets full body tats 3/4 of Fall Out Boy: hold my guitar

Everyone: *dying their Minecraft beds red because its the original* Me: *using the white beds just trying not to die from some bullcrap*

Fun fact, when I was younger I thought crested geckos were called croissant geckos.

Mark Zuckerberg looks like he is desperately avoiding to blink horizontally.

can we have just a highlight reel of damien laughing for our moments of depression

literally no one: Damien: He looks like a boomer from left 4 dead 2 Me: my man.

"Methallica" Damien: "Metha-tallica"

Teacher: You can't hear pictures. Me: Emkay's intro screen typing "r/rareinsults top posts"

If Damian laughs at a bad joke the joke becomes good. CHANGE MY MIND

5:27 he looks like a genderswaped version of the thing that told mike wazouski to file his paper work

When you see a bad word, instead of trying to say them differently just scream pROfAnITy as loud as you can.

8:11 dude on the right looks like jimmy neutron after his show flopped

Did you know the term "be there or be square" came from the fact that if you're not there, then you're not aROUND.

13:25 Damien be sounding like Yoda In the empire strikes back with that laugh

Mark Zuckerberg also looks like a kid in his class trying to accidentaly not let his poop out

5:22 The restrant was closed Thats a Florida man if o ever did see one

The one that said “Name this band in 4 words or less” forgot the best name. Neckotine. Edit: 921 LIKES!

"And then theres a vomit emoji that probably sounds like *BLLEEEEAH* " -EmKay 2019

The “be there or be square” kid looks like that one dude from that kids show “Clarence”

1:32 that weez sounds like it’s from that one meme of the guy going “oOoOo.. AHhhhhhhhaaahahaaa look at the top of his head HjHjhjHhjjjHhjJjeheheheh”

5:11 My guy looks like Peter Griffon’s homeless uncle named Geter Priffon

Damien: Comment: James charles just kissed you like to undo! Damien: **laughs** Comment: *WHEJWIMHBGNSNDJSJ* **Everyone cured**

Nobody: Me: :( Damien: *laughs* Me: :)

That Pokémon chick needs to date a: Spaghetti God. Her brother won’t ever mix it up again

8:06 Hey look! I found my paint brushes! Been looking for them for ages

Damien's laugh is like our depression vaccination. Thank you I will live another day

5:52 he be looking like the walls of the ancient egyptian pyramids

8:22 I'm just going to appreciate the fact that someone went out of their way to draw that. That is perfect.

Ha I too did notice that Damien laughs at his own jokes hysterically

The one Alexander Hamilton said to Thomas Jefferson made me choke on my spit I can't breathe please help me

6:12 my man out here looking like Abraham Lincoln

The kid in the thumbnail looks like if Elon Musk tried to make a youger version of himself using clay, tried to harden it in a microwave but it came up melted and looking like a minecraft skin.

"And then it's a vomit emoji that probably sounds like BLRLDEEEEEEHEAH. something like that" -Damien, EmKay, 2019 (3:56)

Damien, when he uses his DEep voice could imitate All might... That’s it that’s my thought

"the semen" *RU-vid angrily waving demonitized icon* "The se-mies" *RU-vid giving thumbs up*

Bruh I don’t even know why 3:56 had me wheezing! Lol 😂😂😂

5:57 Okay, DAMN, the whiplash of that remark _almost_ blew me back into the Hamilton fandom jfc

They don’t smell like Takis, they smell like black and milds mixed with stank and lotion. Florida boys know

Day 1 of joining the r/breadstapeledtotrees movement

10:47 if i was the guy who was insulted, i would've answered with: "If you're going try to insult someone, atleast write correctly instead of being as smart as your mother was when she decided to have you."

What’s the difference between America and yogurt? Gun

2:26 that scream made you sound completely different *do you inhale a little bit of helium before every recording*

12:57 Was expecting him to say "Hey! Moscow Moscow..." after that laugh.

The dude who broke into Burger King looks like the dude posing with the fake pyramid from the beginning from despicable me

(6x9)+6+9=69 The universe planned this my dude

That’s so rare, that I’d use my Master Ball on it.

Can we...can we just appreciate Alexander Hamilton for a moment. That man was straight Savage back in his time!!😂

1:10 the Alabama Accidents

Look up “Fusions Boston Uprising”. Let’s just say he wasn’t there

“Look at that shiny chrome dome” -Damian

Me at 5:11 : he didn’t drink it, he stored it in his neck roles for later.

Damn, the guy at 6:12 looks like Abe Lincoln but became immortal after he got shot.

Lmao, the 'dude looks like Squidward's house' I thought looked like Patrick Star and I couldn't resist a snort when the actual joke was also Spongebob related.

WE ARE THE FOREIGN SWAGGERS IT'S EITHER BE THERE OR BE A SQUARE AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE A SQUARE

i love poop

Karen's are like the type of people to get a divorce and then blames the husband/ wife for it and then gets a bull cut haircut and blames 5g towers for C*vid19 and complains to the manager. My point is Karen's are like krakens for land.

11:53 he looks like eric from vat19 mixed with the HERE'S JOHNNY guy from the shining

Don't worry guys, this is just another comment about how his laugh cured my depression. Keep scrolling.

9:42 Emkay: YOU’RE GOING TOO FAR IN DUDE! Me: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

5:43 he could probably enter a restaurant shirtless and still get service

My dude, that was actually a pretty good impression of Charlie. ಥ‿ಥ

Obviously the best roasts are the top tier FaceBook ones

Middle Aged Man gets ready. Middle Aged Man goes into car. Middle Aged Man starts Car. 1:32

13:41 Damien: *Makes fun of the person that tried to censor the guy's name but revealing a bit* (13:27) The guy that tried to censor Lyamm (?) seto: Am i a joke to you?

6:11 My guy looking like caveman Abraham Lincoln.

Emkay: Pretend like I never read these before Me: *like how I pretend I don’t hate myself*

8:06 the guy in the left looks like you would find him in a mushroom house in a MARIO game.

13:07 why does he look like a discount james from the odd1sout

“Why is the guy in the fallout 4 character creating bathroom” every moment of sadness:ight imma head out

The America vs Yogurt one had me laughing so hard. Mainly because it’s true and as an American I approve of that insult.

Hey Damien what's up you should really check out r/fuckcaillou it's a very good subreddit

5:57 DAMN IT I CAN'T ESCAPE HAMILTON-