Your employee refuses to give me my coupons that I swear he stole. Give me a refund. And no, I will not be giving you this candy back because my child deserves it more than you. Thank you very much
I have seizures & have left wk many times in a ambulance. I can tell you many of us can’t control them when the hit us. The losers (called customers) were so out of line just to get their nicotine. Wonder how they would feel if one of their loved ones had seizures.
The fact that she said that proves that she has a guilty conscience. Oh, did you know people with a guilty conscience are more startled by loud noises? [TRAIN HORN] Oh, sorry. I don’t know why that went off. Anyways, just an interesting science fact.
@@Braums_ As much as I sometimes am a punctual critic myself You are is correct here. As this is what you are suggesting "That is cause you're." Looks a bit more "clunky"
I worked at Dunkin donuts ... I always made everything exactly as they described. Usually this was a great thing, people preferred me for this - but for some people this was a form of malicious compliance. Like one woman I can remember (this was about 8 years ago), asked me for a large iced mocha latte and a coworker apparently did not add enough mocha for her. She was super rude about it. I remade her order and she said she wanted 10x the amount of usual mocha we put in a cup. Usual, in a large, is 4 pumps. I indeed gave her 40. After ice, the mocha alone filled half the cup. 😝 She never came back. Dont know if she actually liked it, but I prefer to think she was just embarrassed.
Dead employee has now turned into a zombie, slowly standing up with creaking sounds staring eerily at the Boss. Boss: *So finally you decided to move, you lazy bum!*
cigarettes aren't a drug. the addictive part of the cigarette isn't even the tobacco. indians smoked pure, unaffected, dried tobacco shreds, and they don't go back to just smoke. they do it in rituals, and special rites of passage. [i had been a part of one, when i turned 18, as becoming a man, as my grandfather was an indian.] the addictive parts is the chemicals, and the tar added in when they boil the tobacco, before setting them through the drying process, so they stale much slower than normal. note: yes the addictive part is the chemicals. my grandfather tried a marlboro cigarette once, and he was sickened how "tainted" it was. [his words.] and give some time, he was smoking a pack a week, sickened by how tainted it was, but he couldnt stop. he always told me to never smoke those tainted sticks, and i never have. never will. i still do the ritualistic, pure dried tobacco once a year on his b-day in honor of him. [he has a friend and his son that has a small tobacco plot, and he help set me up around every year, but jsut enough for one go, but even i'm not tempted or think of getting more or anything like that. and alcohol is a b***h for me right now.]
@@bri5033 again. the chemicals and tar, is what is addictive. the ones shops sells are ONLY chemically enhanced, and tar filled. and no, there are non that has "no chemicals, no tars" they ALL have it, just in different quntity. example: marlboro and most brands will have alot of chemicals and tars. american spirits has HALF the chemical amount, and 75 percent the usual tar. virginia slims. half the usual chemical, 25% the usual tar. [mostly due to their MUCH thinner design, not from their effort to make a "safer" or "assistant to quit" kind of cigarette] Nat's. 25% the usual chemical, and 40% the usual tar. because they DIP theirs in the chemical and tar, not let them SOAK, and ABSORB, before they do the drying process. in the end, Nat's are the best brand health wise. but they are EXPENSIVE AS HIFL [if you get it, good on ya. best used in the fan-dubbed version to me though.]
Dibs1337 Technically they are, A “Drug” is a term for anything that is Addictive or Can treat some Illness, Cigs are Drugs because they are addictive even if it isn’t the tobbaco. Not all Drugs are Illegal, that is why Pharmacies are sometimes refered to as “Drug Stores”, and also why do some Hardcore Gamers say “Gaming is my Drug”? Because they are Addicted.
I mean, I don't smoke tobacco/cigarettes, but I vape no nicotine juices (0 mg), it is harmful over time, but saying that no nicotine juices are just as addictive and harmful as nicotine juices is about as true as anti vaxxer Karen on Facebook saying vaccines cause autism. It is harmful, but not in the same way/to the same extent. But most non vapers take "harmful" out of context and blow it the fuck out of proportion. I'm still at such an early stage where if I quit now because of how less harmful no nicotine juices are I won't have permanent damage. And between you all and me, when I move out of my parents house, the chances of me trying to quit vaping to relieve stress after a fight is 1000x more likely than you think (because no mom in my life = no fights). At least I'll make the effort.
The irony of the customers acting all uppity and accusing the OP in the last story of taking drugs is mind boggling. Before you want to accuse someone of that, maybe tend to your own addictions first.
I always hit them with “in taste” at the end because that’s what the full saying is. You can buy whatever you want and you can get it, but you’re not right about everything, other wise the court of laws would be run by customers because they’d always be right, right? I’ve said right too much today
I have seizures and have to deal with the same thing. It's funny how people will yell at you the entire time you're seizing. Fortunately, I don't have memory distortion. Unfortunately, I'm conscious through the whole seizure but completely powerless. That means I can hear every awful thing people say while I'm seizing. One lady literally thought I was faking it to pull some con. Then, she suggested that I may have been intoxicated. I wasn't. I don't like alcohol and at most take cbd when my meds are ineffective. Luckily, the paramedics were called to make sure I was okay. With their help, I made it back home. But, it's just wild that her first assumption was that I was faking it, as my head was hitting the ground, or intoxicated.
Jeez, I feel so bad for the epileptic clerk...the inconsideration shown towards someone who can't help the situation they are in is ridiculous, & inhumane. I would not want to be the morons that have to answer for their actions on that day when they meet their maker.
It's unfortunately very common. People with epilepsy (as myself) are treated horribly. I often wish I had diabetes instead, just because of how people treat us, because then maybe people wouldn't hate me (and at times put my life in danger) because of their own ignorance and inhumanity.
@@elyon7551 Well, I'm not one of those people, thank God. I had an autistic nephew ( he passed away at a young age) and because he behaved differently than other children in certain situations, people would ask if he had behavioral problems. I would tell them, "No, but I do - & my behavior leads to people like you getting punched out." I did not tolerate anyone w/issues like epilepsy or autism being mistreated. I would hope that people get educated on these issues - it would go a long way towards better treatment.
As a fellow Epileptic myself, I can safely say, those customers are the bane of our existence, thinking a seizure just means you’re on drugs or you’re worth less than other people. Anyone who has thoughts and opinions like that, you are just plain an evil person
It is the bane of the times, like the last few decades anything abnormal from life is considered to be drug related. Like seizures have been happening for all of life, it is shown of low regard to the people who check your good out at the store
Pretty sure i'd be mad if someone did that to me, but then again if i was moneybags & someone was swearing at my favourite staff i'd have done the same thing.
I would’ve done the exact same thing if I was that rich. I know, even though I’ve never worked in retail, how difficult and awkward it can be, and that must have been the GREATEST RELIEF ever. Bitchy people like that really irritate me, even as a customer.
i have no money and i would of done it enywait i hate pepole who scream for there ''not what i want'' or ''that cost too much'' or the '' i want one of thes and i want it even if you dont have it''
Translation into spanish: Ep:¡Oye, deja eso ahora! Amigo: uhhh no “La seguridad se lleva a EP” Amigo:nah, no quiero esto Yo *se echa a reír “I forgot how to say me in Spanish for some reason so if it’s wrong sorry”
If I am at a store and the person ringing me up drops and starts seizing, I'm going to be pulling out my phone to call for help. My purchases can wait! Even if it was drug-induced, a person's life is worth more than whatever I am trying to buy!
Excuse me, manager rSlash as a subscribed viewer, I demand that you pay me at least 20,000$ for showing me the best stories ever. And remember, the subscriber is always right!
senpai that would’ve been a really good chance to get one of those link scams . And I’m sure a lot of people would have fallen for it . Glad your not my friend the Nigerian prince .
Nobody: Me: Mr. Boss, I have a 107 degree fever, so I can’t go to work today. Mr.Boss: *Unless you are dead you must come to work* Me: ..... I quit see ya
Had a somewhat similar tale to the last story. I've gone through a period of time where, due to a weird combination of blood pressure medication and coughing/bronchitis, I'd end up passing out while at work. Fortunately for me, there were people (both customers and employees) that made sure that I was ok.
I'm sorry but what? That last story. If people actually worry about their God damn cigs more than a person having a seizure, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
As an epileptic myself, I can tell you that this is not an unusual occurrence. People always think you're on drugs and refuse to believe otherwise even if you have proof you're epileptic. Generally, people treat you horribly once they find out you have epilepsy, whether it's bullying/abusing you, ignoring you when you have life-threatening seizures or scold you for being "an inconvenience". It's horrible and it ruins a lot of relationships as well as work opportunities.
@@elyon7551 if it makes you feel better if I see someone have an epileptic attack I would try to help. I have migraine myself and while not the same illness people often claim you fake it or it's just a 'headache, take an aspirin'. I found out the best way to teach people about migraines is to puke over there shoe's. Very few people realize the damage some illnesses can do.
That's pretty fucked up. Hell, even if it WAS a seizure due to some kind of drug use... It's still a fucking seizure! They still need help, regardless of what caused the damn thing! I swear, people are such jackasses. :(
elyôn. when i see someone having a seizure my main concern is getting something under their head. i saw a woman have a seizure in a pharmacy, no less, and there was a bloody mark where her head was. i was going to do something but i thought the PHARMACY personnel knew something about medicine and seizures so i stood back with her son. i asked him if it happened often and he said yes. i will learn someday to do what i want in emergency cases no matter who is there, other than the EMTs.
*forgets to do 5 min Spanish lesson* Me: going about my day *duolingo bird and rSlash barge through my wall with Barney behind them* Me: *terrified* Duolingo bird: SPANISH TIME.
I was at my local amazing breakfast cafe one morning for brunch. We have ordered and paid as you do all this before you sit down. About 20 minutes into our wait the waitress comes up and informs us the cook is having a severe seizure and we would be getting a refund, we said thanks hope he is okay as we hear the ambulance coming with sirens blaring. The "Karen" beside us tells the waitress that her food better be out soon as she has paid that they can work over the guy laying on the floor in a full seizure. I chirp in so did everyone sitting in here and you can see we are all getting up to stand in line to get a refund. She was still sitting there demanding her food...when we left 5-10 minutes later, I wonder how long she sat there as the staff shut the kitchen down.
Ok rSlash, I will create designs for you for your merch store, but if you think for a second that you'll be paying me in cold hard cash, well you're sadly mistaken! I expect nothing less than exposure and will take nothing else!!!
(Misses spanish lesson) Duo: im not going to attack you. Me: ok. Rslash: i locked your family in a tower. Me: °•° Edit: the hecc? How did i get (insert like number here)?
If I were one of the managers in the last one, anyone who said to ignore the worker having a seizure would be told they are banned from the store for life effective 5 seconds ago.
I felt that seizure story I've lived It before. Lol a lady actually tried to get me fired at my fast food job because I dropped her order when I had a sudden one myself and in the panic of me on the floor convulsing her food was stepped on and had to be replaced. My boss laughed in her face and banned her 😘
I'm over a year late but... "¡Claro que suenas como uno de nosotros, rSlash! Ahora, ¡ven conmigo hermano, que yo invito los tacos!" ("Of course you sound like one of us, rSlash! Now, come with me bro, I'll pay for the tacos!")
That story with the moneybag really killed me, I laughted so hard that I died. Now I can laugh as a ghost and haunt my house, will be fun huhuhohuhiho.
@@ollierowan9767 can still very easily block off air passage with tongue or your body;s instinct to breath can be disrupted which could cause you to die during an episode. you will find many cases where ppl had to have their tongues dislodged from the throat so they can catch a breath, and can wiggle around so much they could break bones.
Cashier has a seizure. Customers continue to demand smokes. At the risk of being divinely punished, I think I can honestly say that for a brief moment, God hated you people.
I live in Los Angeles and hear Spanish a lot so that Spanish part hurt my ears, please do it again though I love when people butcher Spanish, its fun sometimes
Angel: _Comes down from the sky to pick my deceased body up_ Angel: You belong with- Customer: *WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?* Angel: Taking this person to heav- Customer: *NO. SHE SHOULD BE DOING HER JOB, NOT SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR. PLUS, MY KID JUST WANTS A SNICKER BAR.* Angel: She’s dead actually. Customer: *SO WHAT? SHE SHOULD GET MY POOR BABY THE SNICKERS.* Angel: _Calls Satan_ Angel: There’s this _really_ fat bitch in Walmart yelling a dead body for her to get a snicker bar. Satan: Yep, your time is up, fatass. Customer: *BUT I DIDN’T-* _dies_
Oh yeah I can relate. I actually moved to another country and, although I speak the language fluently, I like to speak English (also not my native language). Always nice to hear what people have to say about you and then suddenly switch to the language.
I can understand more than I can speak..but it's funny how many Francophones will assume other Canadians cannot understand them!! We're a F'n BiLingual Country, we are forced to learn some French! And it is on Most packaging! Doesn't take a Genius!
My mom works in retail and i hear stuff like this all the time. Whoever came up with the “customer is always right” slogan should be slapped with a cardboard cutout of this subreddit’s name
I had a tonic clonic seizure while I was walking home from the shops 10 years ago. Some asshole stole my bag of groceries and tiny backpack with my purse and phone in it while I was unconscious and just left me there. A neighbour saw me on the side walk and called an ambulance though thank God. Joke was on the asshole - my bank card had no money left, I carried no cash, I had found an old, working Nokia 3315 at a garage sale and was using that😂😂😂 There wasn't even credit on that old phone as I'd forgot to buy the recharge docket lol Revenge is sweet.
The seizure story reminds from highschool....my classmate was having a seizure and EVERYONE WAS SO STUPID THEY JUST STARED! My teacher was struggling cause she was old, I flipping sprung into action and kept him safe till the nurse arrived. He came to class tbe next day and didnt know what happened, our teacher said not to tell the whole story. But that was years ago, I got punched when he was having the seizure but I never told him at all. I still looked out for him every day and was ready if it ever happened again. Well hes fine and I think he went to med school....im not sure.
Glad you knew what to do! When I was in middle school a classmate suddenly fell out of his chair and had a seizure (the first time it had happened to him) and the room went silent. Our teacher perfectly handled the situation, but I remember being very scared for the kid.
@@Decanta It was very scary, but funny when a highschool student wets himself for being terrified(I am talking about a student who was sitting right next to my friend who had the seizure) lol. I am always prepared for if it ever happens to someone in public too. Don't let fear controll you, overcome it and force yourself to move in to help.
@@pootpoot6718 I got alot of stories...even one of my (Entitled AND choosingbegger) of a sister....but that story i doubt anyone would want to hear and I never actually been on Reddit so idk how to use it :)
That last story, I can relate. I’m a type 1 diabetic and felt a low blood sugar coming on and as I am a checker I needed someone to let me out of the self check right then. My coworker was in one of the check lanes and I tell her I’m having a low and we put the sign up, turn the light off and tell people to head on over to the self check and this guy comes up and asks, “Is it just the self check?” Me: “Just for a few minutes.” Customer: “I might as well ditch this then.” He leaves the cart in the middle of the aisle and walks out the door. I really want to tell him,” I’m sorry that my diabetes is doing something that I can’t control and that it’s more important for your fucking entitled ass to use a check lane and therefore cause me to go into insulin shock rather than for you to wait a few minutes and either have someone help you in the self checkout lane or for a manager to come up and get you checked out.” Hopefully karma took care of him.