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@rSlash
@rSlash 5 лет назад
My name is rSlash and I'm the manager here. My employee said you wanted to see me. What seems to be the problem?
@JacobinRebel
@JacobinRebel 5 лет назад
rSlash You aren’t posting enough more mr slash
@cringeuser
@cringeuser 5 лет назад
Idea with a merch
@_suri._
@_suri._ 5 лет назад
Your employee refuses to give me my coupons that I swear he stole. Give me a refund. And no, I will not be giving you this candy back because my child deserves it more than you. Thank you very much
@ambergray8955
@ambergray8955 5 лет назад
rSlash no one wants to adopt me
@nigerianprince4229
@nigerianprince4229 5 лет назад
WELL, MR rSLASH. I WANT A REFUND, YOU HAD HORRIBLE SERVICE FROM THAT LITTLE CHILD OVER THERE. PAY OR I SUE!
@svenowsky
@svenowsky 5 лет назад
Bruh, that "muy bueno" sounded whiter than a white suburban dad saying "for Pete's sake"
@Thycket
@Thycket 5 лет назад
best thing i’ve read all day
@svenowsky
@svenowsky 5 лет назад
@@Thycket glad I have brought joy upon you
@noahisham7416
@noahisham7416 5 лет назад
hahahaha, I was thinking the same thing.
@lydiakelli2363
@lydiakelli2363 5 лет назад
Sven Haracic I can imagine the exact dad you’re thinking of (that basic white dad)
@yaelrocha2993
@yaelrocha2993 5 лет назад
I cringed as soon as I heard it
@_stardustcolors
@_stardustcolors 4 года назад
"help i'm dying" "stop dying and do your job" "oh gee why didn't i think of that"
@bjkaye9918
@bjkaye9918 4 года назад
If I facepalm any harder to this logic, I'd blast a hole through my head
@chellem4567
@chellem4567 3 года назад
I have seizures & have left wk many times in a ambulance. I can tell you many of us can’t control them when the hit us. The losers (called customers) were so out of line just to get their nicotine. Wonder how they would feel if one of their loved ones had seizures.
@doodlepoodle6519
@doodlepoodle6519 5 лет назад
r: do i sound like a native speaker of Spanish? every Spanish speaking viewer: jajaja no
@guillermorelobalopez7553
@guillermorelobalopez7553 4 года назад
He did sound like a native speaker. If the native speaker was having a stroke and a concussion at the same time.
@briannabutterfly96
@briannabutterfly96 4 года назад
@@guillermorelobalopez7553 honestly though!!! It's been a very long time since I heard/spoke Spanish. I thought I was the one having a stroke 😂😂😂
@lokeyslokey1675
@lokeyslokey1675 4 года назад
"Lol no" (Jajaja no) "It's just life"
@jasonrachel494
@jasonrachel494 4 года назад
Wrong it’s jajaja si
@blueskys.m127
@blueskys.m127 4 года назад
Jaja I know spanish ain't easy but man
@balls4295
@balls4295 5 лет назад
‘Stop dying and do your job!’ If someone said that irl, how many of u would just slap some sense into them?
@memegodnotyy4271
@memegodnotyy4271 5 лет назад
My fam
@c3metery.f4yee
@c3metery.f4yee 5 лет назад
I would slap ALL the sense into them
@game5plays
@game5plays 5 лет назад
I woudnt slap the sense into them....I will more likely slap the life out of them
@Willdroyd
@Willdroyd 5 лет назад
i would slap so hard it would be a "play of the game"
@itzjpgaming4704
@itzjpgaming4704 5 лет назад
me
@BestBES
@BestBES 5 лет назад
"I'm going to steal a ring box right in front of you and then try the *same day* to return it." Flawless logic
@Mrawfulgamer
@Mrawfulgamer 5 лет назад
at the same store no less
@yikes4946
@yikes4946 5 лет назад
@@fuckerupper5800 go back under your bridge, troll
@Earth-ct6um
@Earth-ct6um 5 лет назад
yikes No
@maris7457
@maris7457 2 года назад
they're the reason many stores either limit/don't allow returns without a receipt
@legsbeonpoint1795
@legsbeonpoint1795 5 лет назад
I’m a Taurus myself and if someone gave me a Scorpio necklace I would have questioned their intellect
@Shikaschima
@Shikaschima 5 лет назад
Tbh, I am a virgo, and I would have taken a scorpio necklace any day. Simply because I like the symbol more.
@mazingdaddid
@mazingdaddid 5 лет назад
Yeah... person giving a Taurus a Scorpio symbol was probably a Capricorn.
@AlmightyLoaf94
@AlmightyLoaf94 5 лет назад
I don’t understand the whole zodiac thing.
@mazingdaddid
@mazingdaddid 5 лет назад
@@AlmightyLoaf94 *whispers* it's all bs
@Attaxalotl
@Attaxalotl 5 лет назад
I'd take the Scorpio necklace
@nazeonrave2501
@nazeonrave2501 5 лет назад
“Your treating me like a criminal” *THATS CAUSE YOU ARE*
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 года назад
The fact that she said that proves that she has a guilty conscience. Oh, did you know people with a guilty conscience are more startled by loud noises? [TRAIN HORN] Oh, sorry. I don’t know why that went off. Anyways, just an interesting science fact.
@Braums_
@Braums_ 3 года назад
You’re
@astralguardian5930
@astralguardian5930 3 года назад
@@Braums_ As much as I sometimes am a punctual critic myself You are is correct here. As this is what you are suggesting "That is cause you're." Looks a bit more "clunky"
@DamienPup
@DamienPup 2 года назад
@@astralguardian5930 nope, he was correcting the your in '"your treating me...'
@ishkar5k
@ishkar5k 2 года назад
@@wta1518 portal 2 reference, nice
@dianawilson7385
@dianawilson7385 4 года назад
“ThE cUsToMeR iS aLwAyS rIgHt!” *eye twitch*
@adralenagd2669
@adralenagd2669 4 года назад
Cassie Mettler Me: No, you’re just self righteous you failed half homosapien half entitled alien.
@GiordanDiodato
@GiordanDiodato 4 года назад
what's funny is that saying isn't about whether or not the customer is right, it's about trends. Another way to say it is "where the fish are biting"
@MeiMei...
@MeiMei... 4 года назад
Whoever came up with that needs to be smacked around tbh.
@ifartmagic
@ifartmagic 4 года назад
I worked at Dunkin donuts ... I always made everything exactly as they described. Usually this was a great thing, people preferred me for this - but for some people this was a form of malicious compliance. Like one woman I can remember (this was about 8 years ago), asked me for a large iced mocha latte and a coworker apparently did not add enough mocha for her. She was super rude about it. I remade her order and she said she wanted 10x the amount of usual mocha we put in a cup. Usual, in a large, is 4 pumps. I indeed gave her 40. After ice, the mocha alone filled half the cup. 😝 She never came back. Dont know if she actually liked it, but I prefer to think she was just embarrassed.
@MeiMei...
@MeiMei... 4 года назад
@@ifartmagic And that's why you never piss off the people that make your food xD
@sierra5807
@sierra5807 5 лет назад
Person: *forgets to do 1 Spanish lesson* Duolingo: SpAiNisH oR vAnIsH
@danielagarcia2019
@danielagarcia2019 5 лет назад
FRENCH OR TO THE TRENCH
@randomshades
@randomshades 5 лет назад
CHINESE OR DISEASE
@enilair_2213
@enilair_2213 5 лет назад
LATIN OR IN THE BIN
@angelahelt4519
@angelahelt4519 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN OR CUSS IN
@angelahelt4519
@angelahelt4519 5 лет назад
(At you)
@possessedmisty9661
@possessedmisty9661 5 лет назад
The dualingo bird would kill its own parents hearing your Spanish
@possessedmisty9661
@possessedmisty9661 5 лет назад
I'm so sorry you grammar Nazi English isn't my first language
@vitrosyuask4129
@vitrosyuask4129 5 лет назад
@@possessedmisty9661 I mean it is a name so as far as I know it carries over most languages.
@effzero7211
@effzero7211 5 лет назад
@fernando gomez It was a joke. CHILL.
@chemicalx4730
@chemicalx4730 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@bobrandomness1055
@bobrandomness1055 5 лет назад
I feel like the bird would kill its parents anyway from the memes i've seen.
@samdatem1446
@samdatem1446 5 лет назад
Boss : Do your job you donkey!! Employee : *covered and swarmed by flies and cold dead Boss : JUST DO YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ElZamo92
@ElZamo92 5 лет назад
SamDaTem nah, está de la chingada XD
@samdatem1446
@samdatem1446 5 лет назад
ElZamo92 Speak english
@ilumie9779
@ilumie9779 5 лет назад
Dead employee has now turned into a zombie, slowly standing up with creaking sounds staring eerily at the Boss. Boss: *So finally you decided to move, you lazy bum!*
@samdatem1446
@samdatem1446 5 лет назад
NoMoreChocolate Here Employee:I will post you on reddit! Boss:NANI!?
@whyamihere6288
@whyamihere6288 5 лет назад
Slavery
@nooneinparticular5256
@nooneinparticular5256 3 года назад
For that last story...that really speaks to the dehumanizing nature of retail. And the staggering percieved power disparity between clerk & customer.
@funeraria.funeraria
@funeraria.funeraria 5 лет назад
As an spanish myself i can confirm that you sound 100% like a native speaker... a native speaker after a couple bottles of wine 🤣🤣
@KageNekoSamax
@KageNekoSamax 5 лет назад
de tequila amigo XD
@yeetymcspice5755
@yeetymcspice5755 5 лет назад
Oh boy. Also I’m expecting someone to be an ass telling you it’s a instead of an beca- shit I did it myself
@holdeenyo8914
@holdeenyo8914 5 лет назад
Moo-ay bueno
@vashtilantigua908
@vashtilantigua908 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@lexalina132
@lexalina132 5 лет назад
Drunk duolingo! XD
@eieiojklf712
@eieiojklf712 5 лет назад
Nobody: Not a Single Soul: Not even my grandmother: rSlash: *MUY BUENO*
@thatoneguywithoutmilk
@thatoneguywithoutmilk 5 лет назад
Nobody: Not a single soul: Not even Maddox Ryan's grandmother: Not thanos after two snaps: Rslash:MUY BUENO
@Dimensional597
@Dimensional597 5 лет назад
@@thatoneguywithoutmilk lol
@nikkiortiz192
@nikkiortiz192 4 года назад
Spanish: muy bueno Rslash: mOoEh boUenO
@mm8315
@mm8315 4 года назад
Maddox Ryan c mamo con el muy bueno jaja
@quackquackquackityquack3177
@quackquackquackityquack3177 4 года назад
@Samarth Sharma ala chingada ya llego el ayuwoki
@swornsword1083
@swornsword1083 5 лет назад
... You do sound like a native speaker. Of English.
@user-fk1we3gs4d
@user-fk1we3gs4d 5 лет назад
American english,to be precise.
@qdllc
@qdllc 5 лет назад
I could do rslash’s job. I have the perfect face for radio...and the perfect voice for silent movies.
@konradrojo3572
@konradrojo3572 5 лет назад
qdllc Wut ?
@FeyTheBin
@FeyTheBin 5 лет назад
@@qdllc Ayyy, I have a good silent movie voice too!
@ballisticbadger9955
@ballisticbadger9955 5 лет назад
I was gonna write thaaaat 😢😭.... I DEMAND to talk to your manager!!....
@Metaknight145
@Metaknight145 4 года назад
"He's on drugs." "SMOKES! I NEED MY SMOKES NOW! SMOKES SMOKES!" GIVE THEM TO ME!"
@angeloburelli9966
@angeloburelli9966 5 лет назад
Anybody: Does anybody speak spanish? Rslash: Ten mi cerveza (Hold my beer)
@nauticaldewiski7476
@nauticaldewiski7476 5 лет назад
Me:Yo prefiero Ice Tea pero esta bien *Drinks it*
@angeloburelli9966
@angeloburelli9966 5 лет назад
@@nauticaldewiski7476 Espera, eso es ilegal *Goes back to him*
@LXVELAIN
@LXVELAIN 5 лет назад
¿Oh, así que no hay whisky?
@isaacthompson1678
@isaacthompson1678 5 лет назад
(Depressingly sighs) I don't speak Spanish.
@LXVELAIN
@LXVELAIN 5 лет назад
@@isaacthompson1678 rip
@bri5033
@bri5033 5 лет назад
About the last one: So, they accused OP of being on drugs, but they're addicted to cigarettes, which is technically a drug...? Wat?
@Dibs1337
@Dibs1337 5 лет назад
cigarettes aren't a drug. the addictive part of the cigarette isn't even the tobacco. indians smoked pure, unaffected, dried tobacco shreds, and they don't go back to just smoke. they do it in rituals, and special rites of passage. [i had been a part of one, when i turned 18, as becoming a man, as my grandfather was an indian.] the addictive parts is the chemicals, and the tar added in when they boil the tobacco, before setting them through the drying process, so they stale much slower than normal. note: yes the addictive part is the chemicals. my grandfather tried a marlboro cigarette once, and he was sickened how "tainted" it was. [his words.] and give some time, he was smoking a pack a week, sickened by how tainted it was, but he couldnt stop. he always told me to never smoke those tainted sticks, and i never have. never will. i still do the ritualistic, pure dried tobacco once a year on his b-day in honor of him. [he has a friend and his son that has a small tobacco plot, and he help set me up around every year, but jsut enough for one go, but even i'm not tempted or think of getting more or anything like that. and alcohol is a b***h for me right now.]
@bri5033
@bri5033 5 лет назад
@@Dibs1337 Well, the ones in shops are addictive, extremely bad for your health, and expensive - seems like a drug to me...
@Dibs1337
@Dibs1337 5 лет назад
@@bri5033 again. the chemicals and tar, is what is addictive. the ones shops sells are ONLY chemically enhanced, and tar filled. and no, there are non that has "no chemicals, no tars" they ALL have it, just in different quntity. example: marlboro and most brands will have alot of chemicals and tars. american spirits has HALF the chemical amount, and 75 percent the usual tar. virginia slims. half the usual chemical, 25% the usual tar. [mostly due to their MUCH thinner design, not from their effort to make a "safer" or "assistant to quit" kind of cigarette] Nat's. 25% the usual chemical, and 40% the usual tar. because they DIP theirs in the chemical and tar, not let them SOAK, and ABSORB, before they do the drying process. in the end, Nat's are the best brand health wise. but they are EXPENSIVE AS HIFL [if you get it, good on ya. best used in the fan-dubbed version to me though.]
@LexNoxus
@LexNoxus 5 лет назад
Dibs1337 Technically they are, A “Drug” is a term for anything that is Addictive or Can treat some Illness, Cigs are Drugs because they are addictive even if it isn’t the tobbaco. Not all Drugs are Illegal, that is why Pharmacies are sometimes refered to as “Drug Stores”, and also why do some Hardcore Gamers say “Gaming is my Drug”? Because they are Addicted.
@MelodySong
@MelodySong 5 лет назад
I mean, I don't smoke tobacco/cigarettes, but I vape no nicotine juices (0 mg), it is harmful over time, but saying that no nicotine juices are just as addictive and harmful as nicotine juices is about as true as anti vaxxer Karen on Facebook saying vaccines cause autism. It is harmful, but not in the same way/to the same extent. But most non vapers take "harmful" out of context and blow it the fuck out of proportion. I'm still at such an early stage where if I quit now because of how less harmful no nicotine juices are I won't have permanent damage. And between you all and me, when I move out of my parents house, the chances of me trying to quit vaping to relieve stress after a fight is 1000x more likely than you think (because no mom in my life = no fights). At least I'll make the effort.
@ante0meridiem
@ante0meridiem 5 лет назад
"That employee is obviously on drugs. Just ignore them to get us our drugs."
@AndyHappyGuy
@AndyHappyGuy 5 лет назад
Lol
@TenNoOkami
@TenNoOkami 5 лет назад
i was thinking the same thing... XD
@Doppler817
@Doppler817 5 лет назад
Well, eventually they will get themselves hooked onto harder drugs and OD on them and die :)
@kimberlyakin8908
@kimberlyakin8908 5 лет назад
I was thinking Hey what do You expect from addicts.
@cookiedou1
@cookiedou1 5 лет назад
Drumming on Autopilot ok brutal
@theminisimmer
@theminisimmer 2 года назад
The irony of the customers acting all uppity and accusing the OP in the last story of taking drugs is mind boggling. Before you want to accuse someone of that, maybe tend to your own addictions first.
@HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme
So you said you should use Duolingo huh Get Duolingo Plus to learn without your family getting tortured in the dungeon
@gatchacookie9459
@gatchacookie9459 5 лет назад
I'm no thanks I kinda haven't done my lesson in two weeks
@g.williams608
@g.williams608 5 лет назад
I have it
@mlpaut1sm
@mlpaut1sm 5 лет назад
Duolingo Owl Can I get my family back? I have Duolingo Plus and use it 5 hours a day
@limonshark1252
@limonshark1252 5 лет назад
I speak native spanish fear me
@somerandomgirl8897
@somerandomgirl8897 5 лет назад
I haven’t gone on Duolingo in 4 months...f*ck
@cr0issants
@cr0issants 5 лет назад
“mooay bwenow” Yes yes you sound very native
@durdleduc8520
@durdleduc8520 5 лет назад
i hardly know any spanish and i completely cringed at it lol
@moonymonster
@moonymonster 5 лет назад
Very native, such Spanish, wow
@Zelly4eva
@Zelly4eva 5 лет назад
I didn’t start the video before I read this and I really thought you were quoting Doodlebob omg
@nelssycr07
@nelssycr07 5 лет назад
DancingCheese Ahh, dancing cousin I see
@liquidsmash3614
@liquidsmash3614 5 лет назад
DancingPath! Do not swear pls I am only 9
@toportime
@toportime 3 года назад
"The customer is always right" seems to be the mating call for self deluded entitled people.
@the3nder1
@the3nder1 2 года назад
Thing is that saying is in reference to product not customer service but they never seem to know that.
@golett0331
@golett0331 2 года назад
The customer IS always right, when they say that. A right pain in the ass
@lrj-0034
@lrj-0034 2 года назад
I think the actual phrase was, "the customer is always right, in matter of taste or food."
@cuddlesnugglesworth5829
@cuddlesnugglesworth5829 Год назад
or, u know, fake stories
@Woahahaha3
@Woahahaha3 Год назад
I always hit them with “in taste” at the end because that’s what the full saying is. You can buy whatever you want and you can get it, but you’re not right about everything, other wise the court of laws would be run by customers because they’d always be right, right? I’ve said right too much today
@karim-hc6qw
@karim-hc6qw 5 лет назад
Duolingo: You missed your Spanish lesson. RSlash: *beg for you life in SPANISH!*
@angelbarreiros4569
@angelbarreiros4569 5 лет назад
karim duo no me mates
@Jyuxx
@Jyuxx 5 лет назад
por favor perdona mi vida , dios Duolingo
@Q-bh
@Q-bh 5 лет назад
karim *Mi vida es muy importante, Sr. RSlash. Yo tengo amigos, por favor! Usted esta un chango gordo y no tengo amigos*
@rebbengplays6714
@rebbengplays6714 5 лет назад
And now instead of the duolingo bird coming to kill me it can be rSlash.
@isaacdenley1922
@isaacdenley1922 5 лет назад
The only thing I know in Spanish is no habla Espanol
@Nokomomo22
@Nokomomo22 5 лет назад
He sicks Yugo on you and you'll have to tell him to stop in Spanish or ELSE
@vulthuryol8051
@vulthuryol8051 5 лет назад
rSlash: *tries to speak in spanish Me: *cries while holding my RAE dictionary
@dawk7
@dawk7 5 лет назад
Hold that poor thing gently, god knows we already abuse it enough as is in our country.
@vulthuryol8051
@vulthuryol8051 5 лет назад
@@dawk7 *Cocreta has joined the chat
@dawk7
@dawk7 5 лет назад
@@vulthuryol8051 Please no. XD
@akaimo32
@akaimo32 5 лет назад
@@dawk7 Almondiga retweeted this
@dawk7
@dawk7 5 лет назад
@@akaimo32 Stooooop! XD
@teayabrown3924
@teayabrown3924 3 года назад
I have seizures and have to deal with the same thing. It's funny how people will yell at you the entire time you're seizing. Fortunately, I don't have memory distortion. Unfortunately, I'm conscious through the whole seizure but completely powerless. That means I can hear every awful thing people say while I'm seizing. One lady literally thought I was faking it to pull some con. Then, she suggested that I may have been intoxicated. I wasn't. I don't like alcohol and at most take cbd when my meds are ineffective. Luckily, the paramedics were called to make sure I was okay. With their help, I made it back home. But, it's just wild that her first assumption was that I was faking it, as my head was hitting the ground, or intoxicated.
@chemxfan
@chemxfan 5 лет назад
Jeez, I feel so bad for the epileptic clerk...the inconsideration shown towards someone who can't help the situation they are in is ridiculous, & inhumane. I would not want to be the morons that have to answer for their actions on that day when they meet their maker.
@elyon7551
@elyon7551 5 лет назад
It's unfortunately very common. People with epilepsy (as myself) are treated horribly. I often wish I had diabetes instead, just because of how people treat us, because then maybe people wouldn't hate me (and at times put my life in danger) because of their own ignorance and inhumanity.
@chemxfan
@chemxfan 5 лет назад
@@elyon7551 Well, I'm not one of those people, thank God. I had an autistic nephew ( he passed away at a young age) and because he behaved differently than other children in certain situations, people would ask if he had behavioral problems. I would tell them, "No, but I do - & my behavior leads to people like you getting punched out." I did not tolerate anyone w/issues like epilepsy or autism being mistreated. I would hope that people get educated on these issues - it would go a long way towards better treatment.
@pirwink
@pirwink 5 лет назад
I hope those rude asshats have the worst life ever.
@LallO
@LallO 5 лет назад
Just hearing this makes me happy that I don’t have fits often
@Kakarot9002
@Kakarot9002 5 лет назад
As a fellow Epileptic myself, I can safely say, those customers are the bane of our existence, thinking a seizure just means you’re on drugs or you’re worth less than other people. Anyone who has thoughts and opinions like that, you are just plain an evil person
@hardcorenativextreme
@hardcorenativextreme Год назад
It is the bane of the times, like the last few decades anything abnormal from life is considered to be drug related. Like seizures have been happening for all of life, it is shown of low regard to the people who check your good out at the store
@smolrobyn6042
@smolrobyn6042 5 лет назад
Thats my favourite spanish sentence 'yeah... Im gonna skip that" it translates to "fu*k this, i aint saying that s*it"
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 5 лет назад
I always laugh over the whole 'the customer is always right' excuse. It is said sarcastically... to see people take it legitimately makes me giggle.
@gamezone7518
@gamezone7518 5 лет назад
Visits grave of a dead employee *sTOp SlEePinG dO yOuR jOb*
@geistgrace6452
@geistgrace6452 5 лет назад
Game Zone "Get back to work Mr. Suidward."
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 5 лет назад
@@geistgrace6452 🤣🤣🤣
@nono-zk5wv
@nono-zk5wv 5 лет назад
Lol so funny get back to work c word
@tuxedomollusk
@tuxedomollusk 5 лет назад
Not even the dead can know peace from the hell that is retail... Jesus, that's a dark thought .-.
@naktiv8194
@naktiv8194 5 лет назад
What if we used 100% of our brain? You:
@KayBbyXOXOXO
@KayBbyXOXOXO 5 лет назад
rSlash : Moo-aye bueno Me : *cries in Spanish*
@pink9655
@pink9655 5 лет назад
Cries in Spanish???
@rennieloo
@rennieloo 5 лет назад
*frustrated sobbing in Spanish*
@bf_
@bf_ 5 лет назад
*llora en ingles*
@soccclown420
@soccclown420 5 лет назад
*dies in Spanish*
@Q-bh
@Q-bh 5 лет назад
Kay Styles jujujuju *Intense Spanish crying*
@theapprovr
@theapprovr 5 лет назад
* Mother goes on rant * Kid: That's not new, that's Thursday.
@fatboydashredder9877
@fatboydashredder9877 5 лет назад
What about Wendsday my dude?
@fatboydashredder9877
@fatboydashredder9877 5 лет назад
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHAAAAA
@justleeguy9195
@justleeguy9195 5 лет назад
$$ may just be the greatest man to ever walk the earth
@blurrrrrr44
@blurrrrrr44 5 лет назад
Pretty sure i'd be mad if someone did that to me, but then again if i was moneybags & someone was swearing at my favourite staff i'd have done the same thing.
@xondeya
@xondeya 5 лет назад
I would’ve done the exact same thing if I was that rich. I know, even though I’ve never worked in retail, how difficult and awkward it can be, and that must have been the GREATEST RELIEF ever. Bitchy people like that really irritate me, even as a customer.
@etheriousnatsudragneel5835
@etheriousnatsudragneel5835 5 лет назад
i have no money and i would of done it enywait i hate pepole who scream for there ''not what i want'' or ''that cost too much'' or the '' i want one of thes and i want it even if you dont have it''
@alexandraluster284
@alexandraluster284 5 лет назад
I wish i had that kind of money.
@thenuthut1375
@thenuthut1375 5 лет назад
#GhandiOf2019
@rainbow_maker
@rainbow_maker 5 лет назад
*When i finished GCSE spanish* Me : Why do i still hear boss music ??
@Vgorb
@Vgorb 5 лет назад
Doulingo
@adralenagd2669
@adralenagd2669 4 года назад
Duolingo: *hOW DARE YOU NOT TAKE MY LESSONS YOU PEASANT*
@itsfinallysummer2946
@itsfinallysummer2946 5 лет назад
Ep: hey put that down now! Dude:uhhh no “Ep gets taken by security” Dude: nah I don’t want this Me: *busts out laughing
@emersonkinnally8211
@emersonkinnally8211 3 года назад
Translation into spanish: Ep:¡Oye, deja eso ahora! Amigo: uhhh no “La seguridad se lleva a EP” Amigo:nah, no quiero esto Yo *se echa a reír “I forgot how to say me in Spanish for some reason so if it’s wrong sorry”
@samtheremake2290
@samtheremake2290 4 года назад
If I am at a store and the person ringing me up drops and starts seizing, I'm going to be pulling out my phone to call for help. My purchases can wait! Even if it was drug-induced, a person's life is worth more than whatever I am trying to buy!
@keyshinx
@keyshinx 5 лет назад
Excuse me, manager rSlash as a subscribed viewer, I demand that you pay me at least 20,000$ for showing me the best stories ever. And remember, the subscriber is always right!
@madisonmccauley6637
@madisonmccauley6637 5 лет назад
😂
@anormalgamer9009
@anormalgamer9009 5 лет назад
No *U*
@shiro_mafaalu1540
@shiro_mafaalu1540 5 лет назад
Insert Uno reverse card
@panfluteskeleton
@panfluteskeleton 5 лет назад
That zodiac necklace sounds so pretty I wish I knew where OP was working. I'd buy it.
@Evan_Lohbrunner
@Evan_Lohbrunner 5 лет назад
senpai that would’ve been a really good chance to get one of those link scams . And I’m sure a lot of people would have fallen for it . Glad your not my friend the Nigerian prince .
@RyuTama42
@RyuTama42 5 лет назад
$80 from Swarovski.
@robbieberg9452
@robbieberg9452 5 лет назад
just use the internet
@croftnorton1125
@croftnorton1125 5 лет назад
evan lohbrunner it’s not actually a scam I clicked on it😂
@llavande
@llavande 5 лет назад
entitled me: I'm also a scorpio so she should give me her necklace for free. The customer is always right after all.
@MrArk1265
@MrArk1265 5 лет назад
DON'T GO TO DOULINGO!!! HE'LL TAKE YOUR FAMILY, THEN TAKE YOUR HEAD!!!
@Crom_Apsotle
@Crom_Apsotle 5 лет назад
You didn't do your spanish lesson today, you have failed me for the last time, now beg for your life in Spanish
@khoraizor
@khoraizor 5 лет назад
I’m lucky I see him everyday...or I’m just one of his favorite victims.
@dustylittlecrow3437
@dustylittlecrow3437 5 лет назад
They Broke there scores. So I broke there Legs!
@captainautism3931
@captainautism3931 5 лет назад
what do you mean? Doulingo's cool it's Duolingo you have to be worried about
@matthewcorbett9055
@matthewcorbett9055 5 лет назад
I forgot to do my lesson for like two+ months. I'm scared
@bruhtasty
@bruhtasty 5 лет назад
OP in the toy incident: "Calm down EM." EM: *Insta-kill activated*
@shady8479
@shady8479 5 лет назад
LMFAO, yea, worst thing you can say to someone
@angierisner2996
@angierisner2996 5 лет назад
Well you see I stole this ring, but there is nothing inside. I want a refund!
@alishaqonita3428
@alishaqonita3428 5 лет назад
No one: Rslash:maybe i could work with duolingo Duolingo: y0U haVe bEen SpaRed
@rickymunoz0342
@rickymunoz0342 5 лет назад
nobody: Rslash: mOooooOOoooO - aye bUeEeeeEEeEeenO me: who told this guy he sound native to Spanish culture
@zurabsiradze7822
@zurabsiradze7822 5 лет назад
Thats the joke
@galgabriel4477
@galgabriel4477 5 лет назад
r/WOOOOOOSH
@ChrisThePlant
@ChrisThePlant 5 лет назад
R/wooooshh
@Gvazdika.
@Gvazdika. 5 лет назад
R/shutthefuckupaboutthat
@rickymunoz0342
@rickymunoz0342 5 лет назад
Basic Enter I can't ell if your talking to me or everybody that's r/woooosh
@Starman062
@Starman062 5 лет назад
$$ sees EP “I’m about to do what is known as a pro gamer move”
@Nicolas0981
@Nicolas0981 5 лет назад
Jesus christ, I clicked on literally 1 of these videos and now my ENTIRE recommended bar is rSlash
@ol12gaming92
@ol12gaming92 5 лет назад
OOF
@Eternal_Tank
@Eternal_Tank 5 лет назад
Welcome to the flock
@arti2074
@arti2074 5 лет назад
Ik. Ain't that GREAT? Jk
@bryntendo
@bryntendo 5 лет назад
Same. And now I'm actually watching all of them coz Reddit vids with actual narration rather than robot voices are actually pretty funny haha
@harvieconcordia7252
@harvieconcordia7252 5 лет назад
Welcome to the club
@avalynch6761
@avalynch6761 5 лет назад
Anyone else watches these videos and REALLY have a bad DESIRE to punch these people?
@jamesthegamingcat4962
@jamesthegamingcat4962 5 лет назад
Yes
@dovikien1758
@dovikien1758 5 лет назад
Ava Lynch ta
@fe1mier
@fe1mier 5 лет назад
Ava Lynch ME!!!! Edit: I mean sí...
@niclee6110
@niclee6110 5 лет назад
There on to me
@parker9242
@parker9242 5 лет назад
I would say big rather then bad.
@retardedperson4280
@retardedperson4280 5 лет назад
Nobody: Me: Mr. Boss, I have a 107 degree fever, so I can’t go to work today. Mr.Boss: *Unless you are dead you must come to work* Me: ..... I quit see ya
@zekiozeso
@zekiozeso 5 лет назад
Mrbossftw aka clickbaitftw
@beepboop9712
@beepboop9712 4 года назад
Had a somewhat similar tale to the last story. I've gone through a period of time where, due to a weird combination of blood pressure medication and coughing/bronchitis, I'd end up passing out while at work. Fortunately for me, there were people (both customers and employees) that made sure that I was ok.
@eshock753
@eshock753 5 лет назад
Native English speaker here. With my absolute mastery of the English language, I can confirm that your Spanish is on point
@babbletron8730
@babbletron8730 5 лет назад
You’re lying cuz u say u speak English but u wrote the comment in American omg idiot ool
@peachesncharlotte
@peachesncharlotte 5 лет назад
@@babbletron8730 binch, how you know it ain't _Canadian_
@Kdrews-tn8oy
@Kdrews-tn8oy 5 лет назад
@@babbletron8730 Cool it's called a accident go back to Kindergarten with that spelling
@kevinmartinez6861
@kevinmartinez6861 5 лет назад
Bueno mas o menos
@AveraSix
@AveraSix 5 лет назад
@@Kdrews-tn8oy r/woosh
@Buffer131
@Buffer131 5 лет назад
I'm sorry but what? That last story. If people actually worry about their God damn cigs more than a person having a seizure, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
@Wandergirl108
@Wandergirl108 5 лет назад
I also love how they claimed the guy was "clearly on drugs" when they're so desperate to buy cigarettes. Projecting much? XD
@elyon7551
@elyon7551 5 лет назад
As an epileptic myself, I can tell you that this is not an unusual occurrence. People always think you're on drugs and refuse to believe otherwise even if you have proof you're epileptic. Generally, people treat you horribly once they find out you have epilepsy, whether it's bullying/abusing you, ignoring you when you have life-threatening seizures or scold you for being "an inconvenience". It's horrible and it ruins a lot of relationships as well as work opportunities.
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 5 лет назад
@@elyon7551 if it makes you feel better if I see someone have an epileptic attack I would try to help. I have migraine myself and while not the same illness people often claim you fake it or it's just a 'headache, take an aspirin'. I found out the best way to teach people about migraines is to puke over there shoe's. Very few people realize the damage some illnesses can do.
@CazadorSlayer
@CazadorSlayer 5 лет назад
That's pretty fucked up. Hell, even if it WAS a seizure due to some kind of drug use... It's still a fucking seizure! They still need help, regardless of what caused the damn thing! I swear, people are such jackasses. :(
@margaretjohnson6259
@margaretjohnson6259 5 лет назад
elyôn. when i see someone having a seizure my main concern is getting something under their head. i saw a woman have a seizure in a pharmacy, no less, and there was a bloody mark where her head was. i was going to do something but i thought the PHARMACY personnel knew something about medicine and seizures so i stood back with her son. i asked him if it happened often and he said yes. i will learn someday to do what i want in emergency cases no matter who is there, other than the EMTs.
@puppylover9245
@puppylover9245 5 лет назад
*forgets to do 5 min Spanish lesson* Me: going about my day *duolingo bird and rSlash barge through my wall with Barney behind them* Me: *terrified* Duolingo bird: SPANISH TIME.
@unicorniagamer7558
@unicorniagamer7558 5 лет назад
I would love this
@TheTwistedLife
@TheTwistedLife 5 лет назад
Just imagine a Nice Kid Cartwheeling out of the store and saying "see you next time my mother/father is a jerk" and the kisses the store goodbye.
@Jungelmasta
@Jungelmasta 5 лет назад
Rslash: *No haces tu clase de español hoy* Duolingo kills my family
@angelbarreiros4569
@angelbarreiros4569 5 лет назад
Doggo YO SOY ESPAÑOL NATIVO(España) ASÍ QUE YO GANO YO:1 DUO:0
@t-seireshater1905
@t-seireshater1905 5 лет назад
Umm... hola soi dora?
@angelbarreiros4569
@angelbarreiros4569 5 лет назад
T-seires Hater it’s with y not I (soy)
@kavansmith7369
@kavansmith7369 5 лет назад
Uhhh.... no habla espanol
@thejaguarmc6647
@thejaguarmc6647 5 лет назад
@@angelbarreiros4569 yo soy mexicano, también hablo español :D
@nodachiguides8764
@nodachiguides8764 5 лет назад
Money bags is too much Wastes like 240+tax just to destroy an entitled person This...this is level 9001 savagery
@CazadorSlayer
@CazadorSlayer 5 лет назад
I like to imagine he smugly twirled his Monopoly Man Mustache while chuckling afterwards.
@jperalez5127
@jperalez5127 5 лет назад
Wish I had the time and money to get on that god level of petty
@applecider5410
@applecider5410 5 лет назад
Duolingo would probably die because of your ultra instinct muy bueno form
@thedyingmeme6
@thedyingmeme6 5 лет назад
*_ultra instinct muy bueno form_*
@clumsypuff
@clumsypuff 5 лет назад
I was at my local amazing breakfast cafe one morning for brunch. We have ordered and paid as you do all this before you sit down. About 20 minutes into our wait the waitress comes up and informs us the cook is having a severe seizure and we would be getting a refund, we said thanks hope he is okay as we hear the ambulance coming with sirens blaring. The "Karen" beside us tells the waitress that her food better be out soon as she has paid that they can work over the guy laying on the floor in a full seizure. I chirp in so did everyone sitting in here and you can see we are all getting up to stand in line to get a refund. She was still sitting there demanding her food...when we left 5-10 minutes later, I wonder how long she sat there as the staff shut the kitchen down.
@paranoiarpincess
@paranoiarpincess 5 лет назад
I think moneybags is my new favourite character.
@ScientistCat
@ScientistCat 5 лет назад
Much nicer and more helpful than the one from Spyro.
@paranoiarpincess
@paranoiarpincess 5 лет назад
@Kaiden Carlson *your
@papillonvu
@papillonvu 5 лет назад
Ok rSlash, I will create designs for you for your merch store, but if you think for a second that you'll be paying me in cold hard cash, well you're sadly mistaken! I expect nothing less than exposure and will take nothing else!!!
@mepnet
@mepnet 5 лет назад
(Misses spanish lesson) Duo: im not going to attack you. Me: ok. Rslash: i locked your family in a tower. Me: °•° Edit: the hecc? How did i get (insert like number here)?
@CougheePls
@CougheePls 5 лет назад
surprised pikachu face?
@beehivegames7696
@beehivegames7696 5 лет назад
MARIO TIME!!! LETS A GO!!!!!!!!
@birchbuzzbee3984
@birchbuzzbee3984 5 лет назад
Ill come back later when the likes aren't 66
@Ravioli05
@Ravioli05 5 лет назад
Kazss Now it’s 67
@birchbuzzbee3984
@birchbuzzbee3984 5 лет назад
@@Ravioli05 A HA YASS
@azisles02
@azisles02 4 года назад
If I were one of the managers in the last one, anyone who said to ignore the worker having a seizure would be told they are banned from the store for life effective 5 seconds ago.
@callmestacyd5934
@callmestacyd5934 5 лет назад
“Muy bueno” My skin crawled 😂😂
@PS-cu6lb
@PS-cu6lb 5 лет назад
When rslash says he's gonna install duolingo Everyone: *NO*
@imjustsooperbored1427
@imjustsooperbored1427 5 лет назад
Oh no, the Duolingo virus is going everywhere!😱
@sargezs5494
@sargezs5494 5 лет назад
Do your Spanish lessons!
@e_mily_
@e_mily_ 5 лет назад
Duolingo Learn a language for free. Forever ahhhhhhhh
@OllyTheFoxcoon
@OllyTheFoxcoon 5 лет назад
its good, ive been learning french and i still have my family
@sargezs5494
@sargezs5494 5 лет назад
Olly the Foxcoon 😉
@sargezs5494
@sargezs5494 5 лет назад
GRAPE your going to the gulags just like captain price
@skeletonsriot
@skeletonsriot 3 года назад
I felt that seizure story I've lived It before. Lol a lady actually tried to get me fired at my fast food job because I dropped her order when I had a sudden one myself and in the panic of me on the floor convulsing her food was stepped on and had to be replaced. My boss laughed in her face and banned her 😘
@ivyg6178
@ivyg6178 5 лет назад
God, these people are so polite and patient with jerk customers. How do they do that?
@tiozorro7853
@tiozorro7853 5 лет назад
They have money, that's why XD
@ultimateninjaboi
@ultimateninjaboi 5 лет назад
It's actually really awesome whenever regulars step up and go to bat for employees. Like, kinda gives you a boost of pride in your work.
@munchy8441
@munchy8441 5 лет назад
Now you’ll never know what this comment said before 😂
@hermitpurple3224
@hermitpurple3224 5 лет назад
*gets five more phones* where do i get it?!!!!!????
@zuwiqq
@zuwiqq 5 лет назад
OKAY OKAY IM SORRY I MISSED MY SPANISH CLASS!!!!!!!! JUST GET OUT😖😖😖😖
@albarra7277
@albarra7277 5 лет назад
Wow
@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 5 лет назад
OH GOD DUOLINGO PLEASE DONT KILL ME CUZ I MISSED MY GERMAN LESSONS PLEASE!
@nuclearstrike2905
@nuclearstrike2905 5 лет назад
just a potato I’m missing mine to *LETS HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!!!!*
@lonku4788
@lonku4788 4 года назад
I'm over a year late but... "¡Claro que suenas como uno de nosotros, rSlash! Ahora, ¡ven conmigo hermano, que yo invito los tacos!" ("Of course you sound like one of us, rSlash! Now, come with me bro, I'll pay for the tacos!")
@The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia
@The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia 5 лет назад
That story with the moneybag really killed me, I laughted so hard that I died. Now I can laugh as a ghost and haunt my house, will be fun huhuhohuhiho.
@Springdude11
@Springdude11 5 лет назад
The ironic thing is that the jerk customers wanted something that kills people, cigarettes, while the cashier was dying himself.
@ollierowan9767
@ollierowan9767 5 лет назад
Springdude 11 he wasn’t dying, he was having a seizure
@darndio_3597
@darndio_3597 5 лет назад
Ollie Rowan people can die from seizures
@ollierowan9767
@ollierowan9767 5 лет назад
aarmaulover Lol I know, but just because someone is having a seizure doesn’t mean they’re dying. especially when they’re epileptic like OP is
@giantmess4335
@giantmess4335 5 лет назад
@@ollierowan9767 can still very easily block off air passage with tongue or your body;s instinct to breath can be disrupted which could cause you to die during an episode. you will find many cases where ppl had to have their tongues dislodged from the throat so they can catch a breath, and can wiggle around so much they could break bones.
@NewPaulActs17
@NewPaulActs17 5 лет назад
@@ollierowan9767 where the event happens is vital to survival
@Ultramonee
@Ultramonee 5 лет назад
AHHH IM DYING I CANT BREATH! *guy: ok im gonna scream at this dying lady.*
@Venus_Mei
@Venus_Mei 5 лет назад
I'm Hispanic and on be half of all of us I can safely say that every Mexican mom is like including her chancla and her matamoscas
@Dantetheurbanhog123
@Dantetheurbanhog123 5 лет назад
Me: DuoLingo: Oh! Looks like these notifications about your Spanish lessons aren't doing anything. Me: 'mutes phone' rSlash: *bangs on front door*
@diegogadea4901
@diegogadea4901 5 лет назад
Duolingo owl: spanish or vanish Rslash: how about i help you Duolingo owl: sure why not
@Saiaix
@Saiaix 5 лет назад
Cashier has a seizure. Customers continue to demand smokes. At the risk of being divinely punished, I think I can honestly say that for a brief moment, God hated you people.
@BeanBeno
@BeanBeno 5 лет назад
I live in Los Angeles and hear Spanish a lot so that Spanish part hurt my ears, please do it again though I love when people butcher Spanish, its fun sometimes
@moonhippie1
@moonhippie1 5 лет назад
I totally agree. But with practice and training with a native speaker, I can see you bilingual voice over career taking off!
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 года назад
Ah, a fake Californian.
@wta1518
@wta1518 3 года назад
@@misslovedog8177 You clearly missed the joke. The joke was that people from Los Angeles aren't real Californians.
@adriangallegosambriz4761
@adriangallegosambriz4761 5 лет назад
You sound like you're choking on a taco and gargling water at the same time you are 10/10 Mexican
@RaspiRoope
@RaspiRoope 5 лет назад
Thats racist yo
@flowerpower2381
@flowerpower2381 5 лет назад
RaspiRoope W A C K
@aronic2864
@aronic2864 5 лет назад
Yeah that’s not racist at all.
@RaspiRoope
@RaspiRoope 5 лет назад
@@aronic2864 woooosh
@aronic2864
@aronic2864 5 лет назад
RaspiRoope I know it’s a joke. I’m just stating that it’s a bit racist.
@dannyphantom_gotchu
@dannyphantom_gotchu 5 лет назад
Her: *STOP DYING AND DO YOUR JOB* me: *dies*
@LinkJTO
@LinkJTO 5 лет назад
GamerFox Skull Her: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@whyamihere6288
@whyamihere6288 5 лет назад
*dies MultiplE times*
@captainautism3931
@captainautism3931 5 лет назад
bruh i can rel8
@KryoNitrone
@KryoNitrone 5 лет назад
Angel: _Comes down from the sky to pick my deceased body up_ Angel: You belong with- Customer: *WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?* Angel: Taking this person to heav- Customer: *NO. SHE SHOULD BE DOING HER JOB, NOT SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR. PLUS, MY KID JUST WANTS A SNICKER BAR.* Angel: She’s dead actually. Customer: *SO WHAT? SHE SHOULD GET MY POOR BABY THE SNICKERS.* Angel: _Calls Satan_ Angel: There’s this _really_ fat bitch in Walmart yelling a dead body for her to get a snicker bar. Satan: Yep, your time is up, fatass. Customer: *BUT I DIDN’T-* _dies_
@dannyphantom_gotchu
@dannyphantom_gotchu 5 лет назад
@@KryoNitrone me: now whose talking bitch
@rustyshackleford1697
@rustyshackleford1697 5 лет назад
I'm glad I don't work in customer service, just hearing "the customer is always right" made my blood boil.
@zdalling7217
@zdalling7217 5 лет назад
Most places got rid of that years ago
@rustyshackleford1697
@rustyshackleford1697 5 лет назад
@@zdalling7217 true enough but it still doesn't stop people from thinking that is still a thing
@user-fk1we3gs4d
@user-fk1we3gs4d 5 лет назад
Sure..the customer is ALWAYS WRONG! Owner of the shop is your GOD and master as soon as you enter inside,he or she own your ass!
@pathmor
@pathmor 4 года назад
As a person with epilepsy, I have A LOT of empathy for people in those kinds of situations.
@alyssaj8779
@alyssaj8779 5 лет назад
You think that's your daughter's birthday??? Weren't you there?
@gaming_prism950
@gaming_prism950 4 года назад
When some one thinks he's not Hispanic. *Spanish activated*
@strawberrycream2974
@strawberrycream2974 5 лет назад
Wheres Yugo? Not going to watch if there are no puppy bloopers. Lol. Also, his various sounds would make great censor noises.......
@rollothecat2010
@rollothecat2010 5 лет назад
I agree. He should train Yugo to bark or squeak on command. Then Yugo would be helping make the channel even more successful.
@g.williams608
@g.williams608 5 лет назад
Shannon Kobayashi XD
@cameronmoore906
@cameronmoore906 5 лет назад
I mean it’s the least it can do it gets free meals and sleep all day
@strawberrycream2974
@strawberrycream2974 5 лет назад
@@cameronmoore906 except when hes ruining the recordings, lol
@otinaj
@otinaj 3 года назад
the part where the caren says that shes "gonna steal it" actually acurately translates to ah yea, as if im gonna steal this god damn 3 dollar magazine
@KarmaStoriesPodcast
@KarmaStoriesPodcast 5 лет назад
I speak fluent French, but you wouldn't know it, and I don't let on that I do. Makes for interesting times listening in on conversations 😁
@buttadawg493
@buttadawg493 5 лет назад
i want to hear some
@LisaAnne1998
@LisaAnne1998 5 лет назад
Oh yeah I can relate. I actually moved to another country and, although I speak the language fluently, I like to speak English (also not my native language). Always nice to hear what people have to say about you and then suddenly switch to the language.
@lifewuzonceezr
@lifewuzonceezr 5 лет назад
I can understand more than I can speak..but it's funny how many Francophones will assume other Canadians cannot understand them!! We're a F'n BiLingual Country, we are forced to learn some French! And it is on Most packaging! Doesn't take a Genius!
@awesomesaucejr.6647
@awesomesaucejr.6647 5 лет назад
Est-ce vrai?
@The_Keh27
@The_Keh27 5 лет назад
Dude, forget Duolingo, I need RSlash to be the voice of my GPS!
@wyvern5156
@wyvern5156 5 лет назад
me:RSLASH show me the nearest Starbucks RSLASH: after 50 fricking meters turn right
@harmonixharmonious203
@harmonixharmonious203 5 лет назад
Yo, someone make this happen😂😂
@Catwomen4512
@Catwomen4512 5 лет назад
And then it also wouldn't feel out of place when the GPS mispronounces foreign street names
@aexspectz
@aexspectz 5 лет назад
*I DEMAND YOUR CHANNEL SINCE IVE STUCK WITH IT FOR SO LONG*
@ordinarykiwi8553
@ordinarykiwi8553 4 года назад
My mom works in retail and i hear stuff like this all the time. Whoever came up with the “customer is always right” slogan should be slapped with a cardboard cutout of this subreddit’s name
@ritacaps
@ritacaps 5 лет назад
In the 2nd story, OP works for Swavorski
@theyluvkam5952
@theyluvkam5952 5 лет назад
EM: I NEED MY CHEWS(chewing tobacco) Employee: *dying due too being shot* EM: GIVE MY GODDAMN CHEWS NOW
@raymolegacyhunting9954
@raymolegacyhunting9954 4 года назад
Actually getting shot for real.
@evilnightboi5112
@evilnightboi5112 5 лет назад
WHERES THE PUPPY BLOOPERS *smashes wine bottle on a Karen’s head*
@sideways_chip_eater6420
@sideways_chip_eater6420 5 лет назад
Rslaah: I'm thinling about going to duolingo Me: nononononon
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 года назад
One more Spanish lesson, and your mom will be free.
@Necrotic_Entity
@Necrotic_Entity 5 лет назад
Me: i can call the police on yo- EP: I DON'T CARE, YOU WILL GIVE MY EK 1 MILLION DOLLARS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
@ol12gaming92
@ol12gaming92 5 лет назад
LOL
@thedyingmeme6
@thedyingmeme6 5 лет назад
*_RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
@DiscoTimelordASD
@DiscoTimelordASD 3 года назад
I had a tonic clonic seizure while I was walking home from the shops 10 years ago. Some asshole stole my bag of groceries and tiny backpack with my purse and phone in it while I was unconscious and just left me there. A neighbour saw me on the side walk and called an ambulance though thank God. Joke was on the asshole - my bank card had no money left, I carried no cash, I had found an old, working Nokia 3315 at a garage sale and was using that😂😂😂 There wasn't even credit on that old phone as I'd forgot to buy the recharge docket lol Revenge is sweet.
@mag166
@mag166 5 лет назад
The seizure story reminds from highschool....my classmate was having a seizure and EVERYONE WAS SO STUPID THEY JUST STARED! My teacher was struggling cause she was old, I flipping sprung into action and kept him safe till the nurse arrived. He came to class tbe next day and didnt know what happened, our teacher said not to tell the whole story. But that was years ago, I got punched when he was having the seizure but I never told him at all. I still looked out for him every day and was ready if it ever happened again. Well hes fine and I think he went to med school....im not sure.
@Decanta
@Decanta 5 лет назад
Glad you knew what to do! When I was in middle school a classmate suddenly fell out of his chair and had a seizure (the first time it had happened to him) and the room went silent. Our teacher perfectly handled the situation, but I remember being very scared for the kid.
@mag166
@mag166 5 лет назад
@@Decanta It was very scary, but funny when a highschool student wets himself for being terrified(I am talking about a student who was sitting right next to my friend who had the seizure) lol. I am always prepared for if it ever happens to someone in public too. Don't let fear controll you, overcome it and force yourself to move in to help.
@pootpoot6718
@pootpoot6718 5 лет назад
Good story. I’m sure reddit users will love it.
@mag166
@mag166 5 лет назад
@@pootpoot6718 I got alot of stories...even one of my (Entitled AND choosingbegger) of a sister....but that story i doubt anyone would want to hear and I never actually been on Reddit so idk how to use it :)
@KyleBunnyBunsYTube
@KyleBunnyBunsYTube 4 года назад
"STOP OOFING AND TO YOUR JOB" Me: Oh ok
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 года назад
OOF
@mariafox9226
@mariafox9226 3 года назад
That last story, I can relate. I’m a type 1 diabetic and felt a low blood sugar coming on and as I am a checker I needed someone to let me out of the self check right then. My coworker was in one of the check lanes and I tell her I’m having a low and we put the sign up, turn the light off and tell people to head on over to the self check and this guy comes up and asks, “Is it just the self check?” Me: “Just for a few minutes.” Customer: “I might as well ditch this then.” He leaves the cart in the middle of the aisle and walks out the door. I really want to tell him,” I’m sorry that my diabetes is doing something that I can’t control and that it’s more important for your fucking entitled ass to use a check lane and therefore cause me to go into insulin shock rather than for you to wait a few minutes and either have someone help you in the self checkout lane or for a manager to come up and get you checked out.” Hopefully karma took care of him.
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