7:28 whilst pigeons don't have mammary glands, they do actually produce a type of milk from an organ called the crop... which they deliver to their young by regurgitating into their mouths, as it is located at the bottom of their esophagus. Both males and females have this organ
@CringeDoctoer kinda bi. I've never had a physical relationship with a girl, but I am attracted to some girls. I just haven't met a girl I'd like to bring home. Yes, I'm in a weird space with my sexual identity. But it's been kind of freeing.
@@LWsquidward Bro If Your Gonna Misgender someone- USE CORRECT FRAKIN GRAMMAR- YOU SAID “he*” WHEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN “h i s*” even THO BOTH ARE INCORRECT-
Lexi, if you’re scared of being buried or embalmed alive etc. look into human composting! they put you in a bed of flowers, plants and wood chips, and pump oxygen into a little cubby (like a capsule from a capsule hotel). the thing that will lead to you decomposing and breaking down won’t happen until you’re dead, and you’d be able to yell for help before anything bad happened. Unlike embalming or cremation or alkaline hydrolysis or freeze drying.
7:30 Don't worry Lexi It's completely normal for pigeons to secrete milk in our universe. It's how they feed their babies after all. Besides there are worse things birds can do regarding their children
as someone with ocd i'd unironically buy the dice not because of the ocd just i think they'd be an *amazing* way to mess with people when playing board games
Bout the pigeon milk: Pigeons can produce milk. But it's not like how mamals do. It's like a spit they form. Wild Krats had it in an episode and that's how I learned
Using that maths, you officially watched 0.003 seconds of the video. You watched 3 nanoseconds of the video, well under the human reaction time (250 milliseconds)
@@mercenarychef9465 I mean, you right you right- but also, the bayou is a part of the South. Therefore, there are people in the south that deep fry and consume bugs. Albeit, it’s a very specific part of the South for sure, but it’s still Southern ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)! (Not trying to sound nitpicky or abrasive. I know Lexi was just making a joke comparison to show how unsettling and insane the image and thought of bug frying is, even to us crazy af southerners like herself. I just wanted to point out a weird tidbit of information lol.)
"Chris Pratt is deep, deep inside all of us." -Lexi, December 2021 Me: 👁️👄👁️ Also, i'm more concerned for Lexi, for saying *delicious* to a saucer sized toe nail.
I know I’ve watched too much FMA because when Lexi mentioned “the sacrifice” during the first post I immediately wondered “which body part am I going to have to lose?”
7:25 in the DS game, he asks you if you want to know what the secret ingredient to pigeon milk is, and when you say yes, he goes "Never mind, it's better you don't know" and I have never been this scared to drink coffee again
2:40 As horrifying as that is it is actually a good idea. I would be afraid to step in front of a self driving car at a cross walk since I can't tell if it knows I'm there. Giving it eyes so it can more easily communicate is actually a really elegant solution to that problem... just horrifying too...
The thumbnail reminded me of today at school, I put a water bottle cap down in my pocket and I hadn't screwed it on right. I ended up making "Pocket Water" jokes that day. The pants have dried now.
8:39 gonna save this for later so i can try to revive ralph every once in a while. and i'm back after 5 days or something. i've returned once more to bring ralph back.
Simple solution to the sink eyeball - Stab a fork into it! Either you will pick it up that way, or blind whoever stalks you from your sink! Either way, win win!
I may be wrong, I'll look it up later, but I once saw a video, a "things you thought were illegal but aren't" type thing, and cannibalism was on that list, the mutilation of another to eat them however is a crime. So you can essential ask a friend who has recently been in a horrible accident and need to amputate a limb to ask the medical staff if it's okay to keep the severed limb for you to eat. It's taboo, but not illegal.
For the uncultured, the pidgeon milk one was not edited. It is actually in animal crossing However i prefer to get my pidgeon milk straight from the pidgeon source
Yes pigeons make a type of "milk" but it's in the pouch in their throat where other birds (for example the penguin) store bits of par-digested food to give to their young... So essentially that particular animal crossing character is offering to vomit into your food/drink (If you are wondering how I know this, I was one of the kids who was really into watching PBSkids and Wild Kratts was one of my favorite shows.)
"Just cremate me" two things. 1) If you wake up inside a cremation machine you will experience burning to death as your flesh evaporates and they will not be able to hear you scream and save you. 2) Composting is a legal option now in Oregon and Washington, and you get a similar end result as cremation. Except then your remains can go towards helping reforestation in those areas. Plus, if you're not actually dead you can be saved without harm like getting your leg sliced open, and you just wake up on a warm bed of dirt and hay and can call for help.
4:56 Three looks like the holes in a *_bowling ball,_* lolz You know, there are some really weird dice out there, and I'm not talking about the kind used for D&D...
10:40 I've heard a few instances of the type of thing happening to people and it usually ended with the individual waking up after being stabbed, once it was during a med class
I'm gonna admit something embarrassing...I just learned Lexi was a she yesterday - don't get me wrong, I am stupid, not transphobic (as I myself am a trans male). Anyways Lexi, I love your commentary!