r/TIHI | PLEASE STOP!!! 

Ngl, love hearing Robin’s laugh, especially towards the first plane with a face.

The garlic thing, this is why people who are allergic to allium can't usually handle onion or garlic. Cutting or holding.

0:43 Years ago in a roleplay group I was in on Facebook my character was a ditto. The necromancer, Isaac, would mistake me for gum and try to eat me. It became a sort of running joke. Now I'm wondering if Robin is actually my old friend Isaac, because who else is trying to eat dittos around here.

11:05 that is called "jabuticaba" in Brazil. It 's a common fruit, and normally grows in spring

5:50 that actually legitimately doesn't look like it would be that uncomfortable to play, its pretty much just a really weird looking v

At least there wasn't an extremely uncomfortable prolonged silence this time

i started watching this while i was having lunch, and the realistic ditto ruined my appetite. You saying “I wonder what it tastes like” was just the cherry on top.

I wonder if there's an opposite of r/TIHI, like "fuck you I love it"

01:20 for that plane thing, its from a swedish TV show called "Bilakuten" that teaches kids about a bunch of different vehicles and most of the designs are somehow worse than that

11:05 Omg, I love this. That's a Brazilian fruit called Jabuticaba. It's kind of like a grape, very common, very sweet and people go crazy when they see a packed tree like this.

11:05 - Jabuticaba. It's a fruit, it's Brazilian and it's delicious when ripe. Harvesting them is lots of fun, too: whenever there's a family gathering in a place with one of these trees, we send the children out to catch them - it's safe, for the tree is not tall and its major branches begin very close to the ground. You can make jam out of the ones you don't eat immediately too, and also make liquor out of the fruit (it's really appreciated in Brazil, but I can't confirm whether it's good or not, for I drink no alchool).

Tree at 11:05 - it's called "jabuticaba" here (idk in english) and it's a sweet and sour fruit, the same size of a grape. It's black outside and white inside and it grows out of the bark, not the tips of the branches. When it's early summer, you can usually see LOTS of tiny flowers all over the tree. Birds and kids love them.

11:05 I'm pretty sure those are Jabuticaba fruits; they grow on the tree's trunk as suppose to a traditional stem.

Thanks for this hilarious collection. I really enjoyed your reactions to those planes and the ambulance. And five thumbs up for the honking sound over profanities. It's so much better than "quak", "blip" and what other sounds people use these days. I love that clown honking!

*1:07** best moment - Robin's laughs helps life not be so depressing*

2:16 - That's pretty much all the worst ads I see on RU-vid. They're always like "Cool kids games" and the picture shows AMONGUS mixed with... HUGGY WUGGY?!?!?!

“There are no dogs allowed in the dog park” Night vale

2:33 I'm guessing the woman in question is Elastigirl. Otherwise I'm left wondering how inserting an object of that size into her bladder is even mechanically possible without it having been surgically implanted (unless it's actually _really_ tiny).

6:13 fellow Italians we have a new enemy

Oh, Jesus Christ...Ditto in real life- I like the "Spread out Plasticine" Version

1:01 nope, different from an axolotl, his arm didn't grow back Welp, it did but...nevermind

6:37 that's not far from how capitalism got started (enclosure laws and punishment for gathering food from common land, risk of transportation to america/australia for 'poaching' literally only rich people were allowed to hunt their own food, i'm not talking endangered animals btw, i mean like poaching non-endangered wild animals even to eat (and not sell))

I love how at 3:41 Robin sounds like a parent

2:05 Not going to talk about the ifunny watermark

1:08: An airplane flew over my house as this post was playing.

11:05 this is jabuticaba (idk the translation) it's a tree that grows these fruits on her entire trunk, the fruit is pretty similar to grapes only bigger and with a slightly different taste.

11:05 this is a fruit called JABUTICABA in Portuguese (Jaboticaba in english), it's super sweet, like a grape. It grows onto the tree trunk

0:50 "Here is a sinister diagram" the book itself knew it was a BAAAD idea, yet they still did it fml

0:36 Forbidden fleshlight

11:08 this is a fruit called jabuticaba, it's a Brazilian fruit, and it's very sweet I live in Brazil and i love eating those in my grandma's house

11:05 Those are Brazilian grapes (jabuticabas) and they actually taste delicious.

Whenever i think about breathing manually i just stop breathing for a around 2 minutes till i restart my automatic breathing system

Still stuck on the whole, 'whole drinking glass removed for woman's bladder'. I have so many questions that im not sure I want answered. The urethra is tiny and doesn't stretch the same way the vaginal walls do in the vagina. Just how, so many levels of just how.

Also 1:08-1:23 Is the MOST genuine (sp) laughs I've heard in a while I NEEDED that omg!!

The flesh ditto looks like he’d taste like 3 month old raw pork that sat outside

3:26 Reminds me of that one large duck boss battle in dark deception.

I started laughing uncontrollably when the first airplane picture was shown

6:30 i hope those poor innocent farmers won the lawsuit

7:24 I know that cosplayer! They do all sorts of photos like that!

11:06 that is a tree of fruits known as “Jabuticaba” in brazil, the fruits grow directly out of the body of the tree instead of just in the branches

Bean cocktail.

Dude that plane was like "I am so happy your all riding on me. NOW YOUR ALL GONNA DIE WITH ME"

5:47 they are called "TASSEN" and are produced by 58products. They also run a YT-channel with clips about them. They are sassy speaking cups and bowls hehe

11:13 Try to think about what kind of torture those vehicles must have gone through to get those faces

11:05 Those are jabuticaba fruits, which are native to Brazil. The thing about jabuticabas is that they grow directly on the trunk of the tree, along with on the branches themselves. This one here though is really overgrown lol But trust me, jabuticaba is DELICIOUS

11:05 we call it "jabuticaba" here it's probably a fruit / berry, it's really good

Bean Cocktail, the special drink of British people.

That whole plane bobbing in sync with Robin's laugh, was very cool~ Good job editor!

who else remembers when this was only true cursed images and not just slightly weird looking images

I would only buy reusable toilet paper if it was brand new and flushable. On second thought I could use it as decoration. I love the flower one

*Sees irl Ditto* "I wonder what it tastes like?"

7:24 “Well, I don’t want them to look real, I want them to still be in anime form!”

Had a crappy day at work, emkay videos always put a smile on my face and help me forget the day :)

That bean cocktail actually looks really good. Just cut up the hotdog and eat it like that or put the hotdog in a bun and put the brans on top. A little seasoning and that could actually be amazing Edit: ahh yes, 11 month ago me, put the damn raisin bran on the hotdogs Edit: hello year and 11 month ago me, and hello future me if I ever come back!

5:55 is one of the most aggressively American things I've ever seen in my life!

Day one of supporting the guy who's supporting the guy trying to get all narrators to do a video together

I wont lie that bean coctail looked kinda good

1:07 It took me several seconds to register what I was seeing there. Also, the fact that its eyes are facing forward suggests a predatory nature.

1:51 : Terminal velocity? Terminal velociraptor! . I'll see myself out!

0:01 Beanie Weenie Martini

5:00 The fact that he reacted to a Nightvale post is LEGENDARY

oh yeah new emkay video on april 1st

okay but does anyone remember that show with the planes that had creepy human faces

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

These just get more terrifying with each thanksihateit upload.

3:02 HOLY SHIT LEAN BUSH

3:26 The picture on the left is the inside of the sea turtles mouth not penguins.

Wow, this is the greatest april fools joke ever!

Robin is my favorite narrator

8:22 I did that in second grade, and I still feel bad for the janitor, as well as the many people who walked past me.

Man, that was one long and satisfying laugh.

Fun Fact: Flying squirrel trampoline park used to be a bowling alley. I sometimes pass it and didn’t notice the change until a school trip

6:32 The Monsanto Company only stopped doing this because they were bought out and liquidated by pharmaceutical company Bayer AG. They'd go after farmers for using 'roundup ready' crops, even if the seeds were blown in from neighboring fields.

TIL emkay is a great background noise for mock gcse revision

Ah, my favorite! Things that make my stomach churn

11:20 Holy god I thought this was just me. I have a ball of Babybell wax that I started when I was like five and now it’s just on a shelf in my room. I don’t know why I made it, but I can’t bring myself to throw it out now

11:05 This is an fruit very common in Brazil, named "Jabuticaba" The trees get like that in the video lol

10:22 imagine seeing them start to evil laugh and they tell you they spat in the bottle while you were both drinking😂

1:08 hey buddy, can you aim for those two towers over there

First time ever seen this channel... just spent the last 12 minutes alternately laughing hysterically, holding my head in my hands, and looking puzzled! Actually, more than 12 mins because i had to keep recycling 10 seconds to make sure i saw what i though i saw or just cos it were proper funny loike. Goes eithout saying i subscribededededed

“This is just a South Park episode” made me cry a little (mostly because I was chugging a sprite)

I never thought id hear the term “puke crater”

Hearing the phrase "kick it up a notch" with an image related to scorpions just gave me the fattest Starkid vibes💔💔

4:30 Except “Wallace” kept his hair.

10:35 is it bad that this makes me want to do this unironically if i ever get sunburn

11:04 these are "jabuticabas", they're common fruit in Brazil. Don't worry, they're actually delicious and really sweet.

toilets in the victorian era be like: 4:14

7:56 BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE A NOSE

5:59 the fact that "perse" in Finnish literally means ass makes this a hundred times better

when he says : what do you think he tastes like.. im legit sobbing 😭😭😭i spat my water half way across the room 😭

Bruh imagine drinking beans from a hotdog

5:05 NIGHTVALLEEEEEEEE

10:05 I just wanna say that I’ve seen that ad way too many times on pharmacies

0:38 I feel like Realistic Ditto would look more like purple gum or oobleck instead of a flesh ball.

4:58 This post is from the account of the welcome to nightvale podcast, which is just as surreal and weird as that post. Is on youtube if you want to check it out, is an experience.

So no one noticed that they put Jacks name as the narrator at the end of the video? 11:46 😅🤣

11:25 you can also make candles out of it

5:10 so lots of people have me mourn for them

6:17 We need more of those plane photos!

11:05 thats the berry that this tree gives, trust me its actually really good