r/TiHi - TikTok Parenting 🙄 

bit of a late upload, I was busy procrastinating what did you eat for breakfast today?

It’s amazing how more obvious sexualization of women in video games becomes when you switch the character models.

The thing about Rapunzel is that the Brothers Grimm explicitly mention several times that she ties her hair to the a hook in the wall before letting it down, so she does in fact not have to carry the princes' weight. But adaptations tend to leave that detail out.

30:37 I once told a girl I loved her top. She asked if I thought she looked too fat for it. Mind you, she was pretty skinny. Not rail thin, but looked like someone who works out often and got lucky genetically. I told her no, and she said “thank you, that means a lot to me. I’m trying to recover from an eating disorder and I feel like I’m getting too big.” I think about her a lot. I hope she’s doing well. Once an older lady told me I was handsome. I almost cried because I was feeling so so dysphoric and just being given that teensy compliment made my week.

I’ve been a vegetarian for 18 years and I have never hated PETA more than right now

Of all the packages to open, that mother chose a Bad Dragon box... Like, do parents just completely ignore whose name is on the box?!

The Batman clip really shows how sexualized she is. I like this reversal for really showing how weird it is.

Regarding the "men's secrets" post: I worked part time in a Chinese takeaway restaurant a few years ago, and one of our regulars was coming in less and less. He suffered from severe depression, so his trips out were mainly to us, or the local supermarket. He appeared in the shop, one night, and I smiled, said hello, and asked if he wanted the usual (he would keep leftovers for the next day). He said he only wanted the usual starter and sauce (lung fung roll, and curry sauce). The shop and phones were quiet, so I started talking to him, asking how he was, and how smart his new jacket looked on him. Joked with him about just banging on his floor to get his order sent up if he couldn't face coming downstairs(he lived above the takeaway，and I know we wouldn't be able to do that, but it was a running gag). Once his order was ready, I told him to take care, enjoy his food, and I'll be waiting for the ceiling knock. Another couple of months passed, and he didn't come in. I was starting to worry, because neighbours hadn't seen him either. It was mid-July when he returned, and he looked fantastic. I asked if he'd been away on a holiday, and he told me that the last time we'd spoke, he was going to eat his last meal, then ☠️ himself. But, he changed his mind because I was the only person he'd spoken to in ages that hadn't berated or looked down on him, and always had a genuine smile. He had eaten his food, then called the crisis team who booked him into emergency psych evaluation. He then had a three month in-patient stay for treatment. All because I treated him like a human. I'm not sociable by nature, and even when it was busy, was always nice to my customers because I'd never have known if I'd been the only person they'd spoken to that day/week/month/year.

That story about a teenager wearing braces during the apocalypse does exist. A french comic called "Sourire d'Acier" (Steel Smile) uses that very concept in a world where everyone has an obsession related to their thoughts at the start of the apocalypse, this girl was supposed to get her braces off that very weekend and now travels the land looking for a way to get them off

for anyone wondering, the post about the teeth growing in hands is actually fictional! the poster is a really good photoshop artist, I follow them on twitter and they make really cool creepy stuff :D

The Click: "Do you like Furbys?" Me: "Yes!" The Click: "Do you like biblically accurate angels?" Me: "Yes!" Shows biblically accurate Furby! Me: "Yes, yes, yes!"

12:20 why the hell is Batman MORE caked-up than Catwoman. LMAO

Yeah. Bats are pretty cool. Though my favourite fact about them is - when scientists decided to study how bats manouver in their caves to avoid collisions with walls and each other, they eventually found out that they don't. Bats bump into walls and each other all the time.

As a goth with many years of nightclubbing experience, I can confirm that is exactly what it looks like.

The click: I’m not a furry! His disclaimer:

Did we all just forget that "fair maiden" means "good girl"? He just called all of us good girls.

29:30 it's really sad that many men feel that way. However, this should NOT be solved by women feeling obligated to do the emotional work *again* and *again* just to make a man's day or save his life. It's apparently not safe in many situations for women to give out platonic kindness because too many men read this as flirting because they don't experience kindness much. So here's a suggestion: Men, give your male friends compliments. Ask them how they are really feeling. Listen to their problems. Offer a hug. Be kind. I promise, it does not make you gay to show platonic affection to your bros. It will enrich your lives to build friendships that go deeper than giving each other high fives.

"Santa never got my ass candles" is the sentence I never knew I needed to hear lol

Garfield Minus Garfield is an existential NIGHTMARE that portrays John as a sad, lonely, often pathetic shell of a man. I love it!

The autism simulator video is actually really interesting, since its specifically looking at the parts of autism that have to do with sensory issues. Theres a point in the video where they use a mixing board with volume sliders for different environmental sounds as a physical way to show the difference between how autistic and allistic people's brains filter out background noise.

As a protest against PETA, I will never use "tickle my pickle" again

8:19 For people freaked out by the bread: the horizontally cut bread loaf is used for making 'sandwich cakes'. You make a sandwich, but use the whole loaf, put different toppings on different layers and then cut slices off it like a cake. They're a pretty normal cold savoury food option at graduations and other family celebrations here. Also hi from the neighbours! 🇫🇮

My genderfluid ass was NOT prepared for Cliccy to call me a "Maiden".

About the Comic with the monster pretending to be the woman's child: I know it's supposed to be like the terrifying nightmare thingy or what not, but something in my brain tries to complete the story and it just gets wholesome.... I will just give them names now Woman = Emma , Monster = Shelob Emma, still trying to just calm the terrifying "monster", continues pretending to be the "mommy" Shelob tells her something like "I love you mommy" and how "it's so great to be finally loved" This continues for a bit, Emma is no longer terrified of Shelob and just adopts her as her own, helping her new daughter grow up, go to school and all that. Obviously society would not be so accepting, so we now have a mother fighting for her little girl.

24:14 I immediately saw Jeff and then a second later it was the anime girl and it kinda freaked me out. Ngl.

tihi sounds like off brand hee hee

Fun fact! Snakes really did used to have legs, if you look at their skeletons they have Vestigial Legs, which show us that they used to have legs and still have part of the bones for them, they are just useless for now.

11:40 “I’m the guy who’s going to burn your house down with lemon grenades” (Cave Johnson)

18:15 I had a sunflower I did that with on purpose, but I only turned it a little bit every day. It grew in a spiral!

Fun fact, Mickey Mouse real original was gonna be mortimer. But his wife was against it. So Mortimer became the name of his Rival

Fun animal fact: The ability to solve problems with multiple tools is a rare talent in the animal kingdom, but according to new research, cockatoos are the first birds on the block to carry and use a tool kit to suit their needs!

I'm guessing the mom legit thought it was her own package from Bad Dragon and used the shoe thing as cover story

12:00 @TheClick I actually got lost down a rabbit hole on finding out how Mickey Mouse got his name, just last week actually. So I was looking for who voiced a particular character, and that led down just seeing who else he did. Turns out he’s the childhood voice that I mentally connect with SANTA CLAUSE! Mickey Rooney! Look the guy up, Google "did Mickey Rooney inspire the name of Mickey Mouse". He did! I found this out from pure curiosity, but yah mind blown, your welcome!

Oh god, that poor kid probably died inside. Hopefully the mom didn't open the bag and doesn't know what Bad Dragon is.

Somehow the biblically-accurate Furby is less creepy than a normal Furby.

9:48 ITS A CHARCHOLE TOOTHPASTE ADVERT IM CRYING

15:38 I looked it up. Turns out it is true. It’s not quite 400 million, but it’s close enough. “The estimated global total of at least 133 million military-owned firearms among 177 countries” “There are more guns in the US than people. There are about 393 million privately owned firearms in the US, according to an estimate by the Switzerland-based Small Arms Survey - or in other words, 120 guns for every 100 Americans.”

Thought it was hers even though it had someone else’s name on it. Really? What could lead you to believe a package addressed to someone else is for you? Also, opening mail that’s not addressed to you is literally a felony.

30:23 I'm a woman, but I totally second that! A handful of years ago an older colleague I hadn't seen in a while (freelance work) and I talked between work calls and I remembered something random about her husband and asked her about it. She did a double take and asked me how on earth I remembered that. To me, it's just normal to remember if someone tells you something about themselves. She smiled a sunshine smile and said "you know OP, you're such a nice person!" That really stuck with me. Whenever I feel like I'm not a good enough friend or person, I remember that interaction and it brings me so much joy that someone saw me like that and not like the hardly bearable too much talker I think people take me as.

9:58 yes you are right actually, since the tooth paste are heavily herps base it make them with unpleasant look and smell but they really one of the best toothpaste in the market here

in highschool, a single compliment made me feel more loved then I had ever felt before... It stopped me from killing myself and I have dedicated my life to always being there for the person that said it... she has her own life, but can always come to me with anything. i owe her my life...

I had a dream where St. Patrick was taking pills to feel less alone. Just thought I'd share that

8:56 This ad for black herbal toothpaste describes it pretty well, cause it's difficult for us to sometimes get, that by rubbing our teeth with a black toothpaste we can make them white

i love opening packages Whenever there’s a package at my door i check if it’s mine and if not i will text the person and ask if I’m allowed to open it and wait for an answer

Fun Animal Fact: There was a new animal discovered a few months ago, called "Cerberus Duck“. Currently, it‘s only found in hell but people already started trying to domesticate them

6:45 Click's reaction to "I went outside once, too many minorities" is gold, you look majestic in that summery outfit

I unironically love the biblically accurate Furby. For some reason I just love freakily built Furbies like that.

Imagine a whole group of people who act like NPC's go to some kind of event. They all circle around something, and clap and cheer like that intermittently. Like... okay, I know flash mobs are in the past... but I think that'd be funny.

Your videos kept me sane and happy when I was homeless earlier this year. Thank you for being you.

5:21 for those wondering, Eduardo Valdes-Hevia does some amazing cryptid art as well as threads like this where he documents fictional medical ailments that are well written with really great art attached (tw: body horror). The teeth one is good, so is the one about fractals. Also I once decided Santa would be tired of milk and cookies and he should have something more substantial so we made him soup. Then our dog started eating it as I was going to bed so we made him a sandwich instead.

14:16 when I was little I gave Santa gifts a couple years in a row. I also wrote letters to the tooth fairy and asked it questions

Having braces during an apocalypse sounds more horrible than if you had braces your whole life. After I had my kid's braces removed, I was told I'd have permanent braces, which as a teen, I thought meant they'll never come off again. These are put behind your front teeth and for so many years, it was excruciating cuz the metal sometimes cut into my tongue OR you tend to feel pain from the pulls over time. Then one day as an adult, a few years before covid too my dentist said I could have them removed. If I still had those during covid, boy, I'd probably go looking for pilers :x

brain: has a dream person: good dream (wakes up) what was it about? brain: has a nightmare person: i've never slept since

24:20 I saw Jeff and didn't see the girl until Click mentioned it.

This reminds me of when a former buddy said to call 666 and it was just an adult naugty hotline (in Germany)😂 13:44

14:32 never mind how it feels, imagine _cleaning_ that

I love how he puts so much effort into the intros 💛

The pronunciation of "orthodontist" is killing me XD 20:27

15:46 As someone from outside the US: you _are_ a threat. You just refuse to accept it.

Ahh you made me start crying again. Yeah we all need help. I definitely do right now. My life has gone even more belly up these past two months and today everything just hit me and came to ahead. Hope all you guys have someone to talk to when it’s hard. Never be afraid to talk about it. Keeping it bottled up makes to just have blowups like me rn lol

13:07 just wait until click hears about 'my horse prince'

11:30 No, Mickey Theodore Mouse was originally called Mortimer and Minnie was called Minerva

11:25 No joke my great uncle worked for Disney and my mom’s new theme for her classroom is Mickey Mouse and we spent the entire morning going through boxes of his stuff we were given and identifying how old it was, etc. He also wrote a timeline of Walt Disney’s life on flash cards. Sadly, that name wasn’t on it. Maybe we need to look deeper 😂

Mickey's original name was supposed to be Mortimer. If I recall correctly, Mortimer was the name of the pet mouse Walt had as a child.

Everyone deserves to have a place to be open about their feelings, and also not everywhere is that place. I’m definitely guilty of oversharing sometimes, but this just reminds me of the time I was sitting in my therapists waiting room. A guy came in strung out on meth and quickly and emotionally told me his entire life story. I didn’t even say one word. A few minutes later my therapist came out with her previous client to walk them to the door. When she entered the waiting room this guy was balling next to me now on his knees as I sat awkwardly in a plastic chair unsure of how to react. The whole thing was so sudden and unexpected

26:56 okay, hear me out, what if pluto is the pet "monkey" in a human world?

Can we just appreciate the really cool sword twirl Click did in the intro

Those intros getting more exciting every time

20:07 Yeah, and a salad is dead plants covered in other dead plants. What's your point?

I don’t know how this happens, but I watch you as I draw and it brings out some EPIC art skills in me.

I keep forgetting the fact this man looks like a failed Jim carry clone

14:09 Santa probably gets tons of gifts but he just gives them away to us😭

Imagine NOT infodumping or ignoring the question when you hear 'How are you doing?'

28:28 THESE ARE THE BEST PLATES EVER

24:06 Me: *watching at 120p to conserve data* All I can see is Jeff…

"It looks like their balance is really off" Sir, have you seen the average goth boots? 😂

31:50 - Funfact, snakes indeed did lose legs over evolution, and some snakes you can even see the small remenants of what were once back legs

26:30 so you're telling me... the random things i feel are invisible spiders? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I always love Click's unhinged intros

"Made some candle that looks like ass" at least you didn't give him a deflated balloon lol.

11:08 - i had to search it up but Mickey Mouse's original name was (According to Google) Mortimer Mouse.

30:57 Why would you give these little gremlins, that already have a ungodly death grip, claws?! I would fear for my life

Here to spread some positivity! I auditioned to be a VA for a podcast! Also, I published my first fanfiction and I already have 32 kudos 😊 Anyway, how are all of you doing? Feel free to rant, talk about hyperfixations, anything! Don’t forget to take your meds, drink water, and eat something if you haven’t already! This comment is a safe space and I love you and accept you ❤😊

24:36 I had this idea, when creating characters for DnD, that angel wings were originally covered in feathers, and they burnt when the angel fell to hell, revealing the skin-wings

23:32 but why censor the first image if i can just..flip the 2nd around?

Biblically accurate angel furbies. God has truly forsaken us

Santa never got his a@@ candle has to be the best line I heard all day

0:05 This has got to be my favorite intro 😂

"I was a sweet kid. That passed. Now I read memes for a living." LMFAO

No one can tell me that lamonade ISN'T a product made by Aperture Science Inc. It was Cave Johnson's dream afterall

after dealing with depression for a decade, i've learned to recognize when i may be going a bit down the hole through how my dreams are, as i had the most amazing dreams when i was in my deep depression, in order to bring some joy

20:22 I can legit see pixar or dreamworks making Brace for it, it really has that vibe that either studio has been known for.

Well, there is also a dating game about a horse! It's called "My Lovely Horse Prince!" So the book apparently has a demographic

15:05 Thanos the Tank Engine.

Naw. Therapy is too expensive and my two friends have enough going on in their lives. I vent on Reddit randomly but don't expect help, it's just an outlet. Some of us are unfortunately not able to be fixed.

So on the Braces one: As someone who's had braces those brackets can in fact pop off, and you can get the wires out with a bit of finagling. But if for some reason you can't... You could be in AGONY without regular checkups, as your teeth might end up getting pulled in the wrong directions, especially if you're getting into a lot of fights in the Apocalyptic wasteland or have to eat hard foods. I need this movie.

23:49 And this is what Netflix cut out of their version of Sandman because it would be 'too disturbing'.

The Toronto house made me cry because we actually have crazy housing prices even in tiny towns. I will live with my parents until they die and I inherit their condo.

I just thought about my mothers potted sunflower and... oh my god, she also rotates the flower so she can see the petals.😱

How terrifying would it be to see someone on sandles to then removed their feet to reveal yet more feet