r/Trashy - Married, Preggo & TINDER... 

Not so fun fact: the largest number of children born to a human woman according to records is 69.

@@hannajung7512 not nice 😀

Wow

@@hannajung7512 Was she a surrogate?

My omelette will be lit

Big brain

Yes👍

Confuse the mango so the mango becomes more of a 🥭 instead of a mango

@@Shrando interesting, the 🥭 emoji looks like a hand grenade

@@stalinbeballin9711 “There are no coincidences.” - Dash's Teacher, Oogway

dude when I was 5 I knew how to shoot and in the words of my father "You don't need ear protection if you're only shooting a .22" This is absurd. (my situation in America I mean)

@@dragonsaway9710 my dad always expects ear pro, and I in turn always expect it. Actually I haven't ran into a gun guy that doesn't tell you to wear ear pro. Emergency bump in the night situations is one thing, you probably won't have time beyond grabbing your gun and going to stop the problem. For fun at the range, earpro. Pretty much always

@@noahtackett6264 yeah lol. it was pretty ridiculous

@@dragonsaway9710 HELP!! Karens, Flat-Earth, i wanna share Fun and name-drop other RU-vidrs who do what The-Click does, but i just cant think of a better way than to just randomly ask-around, risking to be mistaken for a Booot. What do i do?

@@nenmaster5218 get off my lawn

NOOOO for real ??? I thought it couldn’t get worse, why does that look like it’s being sold at an actual store ... who decided...?

*inhales* *SWEET HOME ALABAMA!*

Pretty sure the show takes place in the south

@@dali-dog Someone grabbed fanart of the internet and didn't pay attention to it. XD Probably thought it was just the two hugging. Whoops!

@@runed0s86 it takes place across the entire country.

Humans are animals. I dont know why so many people do not know that.

Well animals are treated better then humans, at least stray cats and dogs get a home

@@ankebosing1968 it's because humans being animals means that humans are- at the most basic, fundamental levels- not special compared to animals. More specifically, there's two varieties of why this is a problem to some people. The first group are those for who it means "that they aren't any different than an animal," meaning they have to acknowledge that they do in fact have "gross" urges, but actively choose not to act on them. In turn, this makes them upset because they've been socially conditioned to think that the definition of "being good/moral" is the lack of "bad/immoral" thoughts and urges; not the reality that "being good/moral" is choosing not to _act_ on those "bad/immoral" thoughts, and instead choosing to take "good/moral" actions. Effectively, humans being animals means that they would have to admit that they aren't "good/moral" due to a lack of bad/immoral thoughts, urges, and feelings. Which would then either make them hate themself because of their hatred of bad/immoral things, and/or any religious or cultural guilt based manipulation that insists that having those urges/thoughts/feelings means they "must be evil because good people don't have/think those things"; or force them to confront the fact that their culture and/or religion has been manipulating them into compliance through guilt for an experience that is a natural occurrence. One that they have already 'made up for' by choosing not to act on those things, or at least trying not to act on them when they knew it would be harmful to others to act on. The second kind are the ones that feel like being the same sort of being as other animals is an insult. They want to be 'special' in the sense that they feel being compared to other animals- even in the most generalized of ways- is a personal insult.

@@skootergirl22 Uhhh. Well. Some of them do, yes. But far more of them die, due to natural threats (predators, climate), man made threats (cars, trains, fires, accidental poisoning), or human cruelty (people catching them just to torture them, humans setting traps that mutilate them, people kicking or throwing stuff at them, poisoning them, or trapping and euthanizing them.) We treat the homeless like absolute shit, don't get me wrong, but the number of strays that are lucky enough to find homes is... extremely small. Especially when compared to the total number of strays that exist.

@@alchemysaga3745 the only thing that separates us from animals is our moral compasss

I don't think "swallow" is a slur?

@@demonicloaf2100 Yeah me neither, but that's Susan's problem

@@LCRkoinu1 i guess she is gager

@@monke6912 omg of course she is 😂

@@demonicloaf2100 The original poster may not be a native English speaker (or maybe they are and just had a brain fart)

My dad was stabbed by a woman. He didn't hit her, but I sure will.

Here's how I see it: If a man hits a woman, he should expect to be hit back. If a woman hits a man, she should expect to be hit back. If you don't want to be hit, don't hit anyone else. (Of course it is more complicated than that).

Yeah, I hate this sexist double standart

Just don't hit anyone 😢

The title treating it like it was a Guinness book of records moment was pretty trashy though

Then the great.......grandchild get pregnant or gets a woman at 13 too and so on and so on

I believe whoever posted that to the subreddit was implying that it being glorified like that was trashy.

I think the trashy thing was the fact that it happened. Like, that humans exist in the world to have a 14 year old have to be a mom, when her mom was a 16 year old mom when she was born. Like, that's just two moms who are moms under 18, so either they got up to no good or they were victims, and the latter is the trashiest thing ever because who the heck would do that to these people.

Its trashy that its being presented like a new high score in a game and not as a horrific case of multi-generational child abuse

Making me look suspicious bru

*US anthem slowly gets louder and louder* edit: 9:35 called it

@@ejoty_6128 It VERY clearly says US anthem but all I could hear was the British for some reason.

so THAT'S why he sold all those Mangos to all over the world

@@nikeab8718 he will sell the guns next

I know. I would expect nothing less than full auto. smh...

@@tiedyeninja238 the only semi auto I accept is a semi auto rotary grenade launcher

@@shaddozer5506 exactly

Mango is preparing to defend Sweden against Russia

I was not expecting another Destiny player in here, and yet here we are

Yea, those who - for whatever inane reason - are outright hostile to the idea of enviromental protection are strawmaning enviromentalism hard enough already. No need to make it easier for them...

Because I’m adjacent to the community that does this: -From what I’ve heard, most people who do that only deflate the tires, they aren’t slashed. So they just need to be pumped up again and there isn’t permanent damage. -Their goal is to be as annoying as possible to SUV drivers to hopefully get them to buy a smaller car. I do not think it is a good way to get people on board with the cause in any way, but I do understand why they are doing it in the first place

@@brandonm1708 That's no excuse. Also, those target both conventional gas engine SUV and electric SUV.

@@Kualinar I’m not excusing it, I’m letting people know what their argument is. Also, it’s done for multiple reasons, not just the carbon emissions, which is probably why electric ones are targeted as well. Reasons such as the cars being much more deadly based on their weight and front grill height, and taking up too much space in tight cities. Plus, electric cars are still damaging to the environment because their weight makes them require extra batteries, and the batteries have a long list of problems associated with their production. Again, this doesn’t make their actions correct, this is just the reasoning used for doing it

@@brandonm1708 Another issue : Their weight and acceleration potential cause them to wear their tires significantly caster than equivalent conventional cars. In some cases, more that twice as fast. The bloat issue don't affect only SUVs. The height of the hood of pickup trucks have more than doubled over the last 30 years. For example, today Ford F-150 is about the size of the F-450 or F-550 from the 1990's... The Dodge Ram followed the same path.

Click: "But Mangooooo that kills humans." Mango: "Oh oh I didnt know that"

@@gequetscht1031 is this a Llamas with Hats reference?

@@michaelverissimo2666 I tried but never watched it in english

@@gequetscht1031 I love Science, but it can be head to share the Fun about it via comments cause then you risk being called a bot. I wanna 'ask-around' if someone wants scientific Recommendations, but the Risk always exists. If i repeatedly ask: Hey, anyone wants some Sci-Channel or Conspiracy-Debunk-Channel to check out, i will sometime be thanked and sometimes be insulted.

Don't give them any ideas

Same for mooses

Let me guess. Casual Geographic?

And the Moose's top predator is the Killer Whale

Same but replace sharks with orca whales and camels with mooses

@@trishapellis hey animal fact buddies :)

It's still a major inconvenience that's just gonna piss the person off and make them even more unlikely to care for the agenda of the people who did that to them.

@@sleepysera Fair enough. I'm not arguing whether or not it's the right way to get the message across, just that's it isn't as wasteful.

The only thing that needs to he slashed are the a-holes doing this.... just to prove a point.

Also, it's good for hauling stuff or carrying pets.

Sweet home Alabama

Yeah, I actually saw those stickers in real life. They are unofficial and likely just made by some one stealing images from the internet to make money.

@@darththeo and apperantly he got some r34 in there

@@brothercaptainaurelian1386 nah, probably just devianart. If it where r34 Ben would be in one of his alien forms XD

@@toongrowner1 Oh boy, you haven't seen the deephts of Ben 10 r34 yet my guy.

"Emotional labour" and "gaslighting" are words I feel should be taken away from the general public until they learn what they actually mean.

@@musculusmouse Right? Very important concepts that go into complex interpersonal relationships and psychological interactions. But nope, everything is both now. If someone suggests that you once said something you no longer agree with they must be gaslighting you, and asking you to take care of your own children is emotional labour. Sometimes I want to hide under a rock with a warm blanket and just, so many books.

Something that never ceases to disgust me is that some foster parents in the U.S. (I don't know how it works in other countries) take in kids purely for the government money. When I was in the process of adopting my daughter, I had to take a foster parenting class because I was technically a foster parent until the adoption was final. I was asking questions like, "Are there classes I can take to understand my daughter's disabilities better?" The woman next to me asked, "How many kids can I let share a room?" and "How much will I get paid for each kid?" I really, really hope she wasn't approved, but I kind of fear that she was. Yikes.

@@kristinewalberg2938 Yeah I've heard of that being one of the big problems foster systems in some places. Taking in the money that's meant to go to the kids, using it on themselves, then barely providing the bare minimum. I can't ever understand treating another human like that, let alone a child, even one getting into their late teens. It just feels so, wrong.

i am yust goin to say that kid whitaut father will be aut of control, so father figure is wery important

Because it's easier to get away with slashing some stranger's tire than to sabotage a secured factory.

You are aware we need factories right? Like we need factories to keep up with demand.

@@artistanthony1007 Yeah, duh. I'm not the one committing crimes for the environment though. In the flawed logic that leads to slashing tires though, it would be doing more.

They are - that's the kind of direct action groups like extinction rebellion do. 'Environmentalists' are not a monolith and there is a lot of debate and different schools of thought within the movements on what kind of action works best and is justified. I am personally not a fan of what tyre extinguishers do but apparently there is some data showing that similar actions overall drive the sales down. Wouldn't be my choice of direct action strategy tho but it's just me.

And yes many people agree committing crimes for environmental action is justified - many rights such as women's suffrage were won by marginalized groups through non-violent direct action which was pubishable by law.

Big block V8 and drag radials

They're definitely only adding more harm. You know how bad a tow truck is for the environment?

@@hiimcrazyfordrwho how is a tow truck involved at all? I'm talking about installing a better engine not towing their car.

@@callumprice1710 I mean in the original. Slashed tires means a tow.

@@hiimcrazyfordrwho oh

That's amazing!

keep on going man! congrats!

I’m so glad you’ve been able to get professional help and are doing better

I hope the psy you found is a good fit for you. I've been where you are. I know that the depression is whispering its poison into your thoughts, telling you lies. But I am here to tell you that you _deserve_ to be well; you _are NOT_ a bad person; you _deserve_ to be happy when good things have happened to you; you are entitled to take care of yourself. This is a big step. Remember that each step you take is defying the depression.

HELP!! Karens, Flat-Earth, Whackyness, i wanna share Fun and name-drop other RU-vidrs who do what The-Click does, but i just cant think of a better way than to just randomly ask-around, risking to be mistaken for a Booot. What do i do?

Funtime Freddy do be rolling in his metal grave rn

Does this means that clowns are just slutty people if makeup = sex???

@@theinkbunny66 I mean you missed the point to make your joke but we can go with that~

Can relate. When I was being fostered with my siblings we would be starved and abused so bad that picking through garbage for scraps was our best option… and then we’d be punished for digging through the trash. We were kept on an enclosed patio with the trash bags from sunup to sundown without food, and the water spigot was hard to operate. I was the oldest there at the ripe old age of 7. My sisters were 4 and 3. DHS took us from our mom because our dad accused her of abuse and neglect, so of course DHS took us and put us in a much worse situation. Our mom spanked us, but we at least had plenty to eat and proper shelter. For some context about our dad: he absolutely beat the sh*t out of us and there was even one time that he dragged me out of my mom’s house by my broken arm.. that I got at his house and he didn’t do anything about… My mom took me to the hospital when she got us back from the weekend visit. TL;DR: I still haven’t heard of a single foster family that is in it to actually help kids and not for money or some sort of weird catholic karma thing. The system is broken and it’s breaking kids, too.

The fact I automatically read this in Click's voice is concerning... especially considering I've only been watching him for a few weeks.

@@KingNedya And it has begun.

And he would say that with a smile

Makes me think of Yummy by Danny Gonzalez

I can imagine this in his voice perfectly-

Yeah like.. I'm an environmental activist but blaming someone for the car they drive is just blaming the consumer. And it costs money to get the tires re-inflated that they could need for something else that is more important. The information they used was also not true. 70% of all global carbon emissions come from about 100 corporations, a majority of which are in the animal product business, so not individual cars (even if they are SUVs). Those people need therapy lmfao.

I’m sorry but making what are usually minimum wage workers clean up your piss isn’t something to brag/post about. There are products you can use if you have involuntary urination issues.

Yeah, my partner and I have been getting drivers like that through DoorDash, this past year.

Hey. You can make it to that appointment. I believe in you.

Make an appointment, my dude, I believe in you!

liberalism opens the door...

^They probably said that too.

@@bunny-we6xn Opens the door to what, exactly?😂 Animals loving other animals? Oh no, the horror! I looked up the original meme and I still don't get it. It looks like they were going for some "if you allow the gays, beastiality is next!" message, but then they just removed humans from the equation entirely??

@@sleepysera yeah, it's an especially weird take considering animals already have interspecies relationships naturally all the time.

Yeah- don’t Raccoons try to shag cats sometimes? Something like that

A lot of people are into this "ship". 🤦🏻‍♂️

But Ben doesn't live in alabama

@@skootergirl22 I love your profile pic

@@tomatoesgalore3483 thanks

I like how them being children isn't a big deal, but them being cousins is. 🤣

Under most circumstances I’d say leave pot smokers alone, but when kids are involved… And if all she would eat was chocolate pudding, that’s probably all she was being fed at home. I hope someone actually did something about this girl’s situation to make sure she wasn’t being neglected or exposed to carcinogenic smoke in her home. And I don’t even want to think about the risk to her mental health since it’s been proven that cannabis use before your brain is fully developed (about 23-25) greatly increases the risk of schizophrenia developing. Fr though, chocolate pudding sounds exactly like what stoners would feed a baby…

@@CraftyVegan Exactly. There's 100% a way to smoke responsibly, but this was not what was happening. It was not a great situation but no matter what we did to draw attention, it would just go overlooked. Really disappointing

Kids have little lungs, please don't expose them to any kind of smoke.

this was most american intro EVEER

Nobody can. Only a Karen from other planet could, but only because she didn't understand it. Prove me wrong

Purplecliffe enters the chat

But yes it is awesome

facts

Really? You're dumb enough to think megan wasn't joking?

I still wouldn't advise that... It's trashy. If it's that common, wear some adult diapers. Having someone else clean up your own pee is just an asshole move.

@@chatboulon743 boom. i remember when this other power lifter was mad she was kicked out of her gym for constantly peeing and it looked like she got off on the attention of it so she kept filming herself doing it and posting the videos. she was literally getting sexual gratification from being gross both online AND at the gym. people defended her too! It's disgusting.

Kim Jong-Un: *exists* The Adult Naughty Film Industry: ...Interesting...

Can confirm I’ve seen it with me own eyes

That is almost worse...

No medicine is gonna cure that one.

They probably dont have anyone to cuddle anyways. :/

It could also be bc: someone insisted on their "favorite" seat someone "had to" have two arm rests someone complained about the couch being too soft/lumpy/[insert other thing] or maybe they were trying to convince someone else to buy a new couch. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Could be a lot of reasons honestly.

My mind went to The Lego Movie and that being the Double-Decker Couch's beta prototype or something. Lol

@@mattioverla7918 Ouch! lol

Funny enough I'm the same but because my mom had me super late while her cousins had kids at normal ages, growing up with her cousin's grandkids was weird lol

All I can say is thank god they adopted and did not breed themselves.

fair enough, I guess. there's a reason being "therapist friend" is almost never good for you. if that's true then I hope they keep working to help him trust other adults and so get him to an actual professional who can help.

They are bad parents though

But I can see a non Darwin reason for these. ...my 70lb dog can sit just right to randomly make my seatbelt lights go on.

I’ve seen people use those before, the bottle opener is so that if a cop finds it in your car you can say it’s a bottle opener and not a seatbelt silencer. And it’s not just so your cat doesn’t beep, it’s also so you can lie to insurance companies about whether or not you had a seatbelt on. Idk why you’d go through so much effort just to risk your life but whatevs

No, you misunderstand - she does NOT like white dudes. Her way of spelling makes it a bit unclear but that seems to be the deal. She "identifies as black" and won't date "outside of her race" yknow...

I thought she said black dudes only. Either way it's horrendous.

I don't understand trash but from what I gathered... she prefers poc

@@TheCrystallizedVoid Maybe I misunderstood. The writing kind of made zero sense.

@@suchlou2297 OH lord that's worse. Like way way way worse.

An adult chaos goblin.

*pumped up kicks starts playing*

Yea🤢

Yeah my classmates are sh*ts

Dick van dyke

Which one?.

@@TechnicallyACryptid41 the one with the cow and duck making out.

@@andrewwillcockson8120Unless the guy had a low tolerance, I would assume Very drunk and probably too much afterwards. I don't drink, So I'm only guessing. There is also the off chance that it was a dare.

I haven’t showered in several days and I was like 👀

Please shower.

It's nice to know I'm not alone in struggling with timely hygiene. Thanks 😊

I'm sure the gym attendants understand. Weird that she would post it, but some people laugh when they are embarrassed