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Sorrow practiced "Yes, perfect." 10,000 times. Fear him.

You’ve been Hit by You’ve been struck by A smooth Pokémon

Okay I'm British but if I EVER hear anyone saying "paper scissors rock" in my actual real life, I'm removing all of their bones on the spot

“Baptism water park” This man deserves a Nobel prize.

Jokes: 9/10. Sorrow's execution of them: 700/10

Baptism Water Park *CHRISTIANITY RATES JUMP TO 100%*

“Why would I learn all there other spells if I can just get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands?” -Harry Potter

The “Harry can’t duel” is a reference to Starkid’s A very Potter Sequel and the song “Hermione can’t draw”

See this is the good side if Tumblr that people don't bring up enough There's another good side of Tumblr, but it got banned

In Australia, they say "sɹossᴉɔs 'ɹǝdɐd 'ʞɔoɹ"

“The entire worlds in an economic crisis” oh buddy you have no idea what’s coming

"I cant wait to go to italy" this aged like fine milk

ThInGs HeaTinG Up In ThE WiNnIe ThE pOoh FanDom

Disclaimer: Us brits DO NOT i repeat DO NOT say paper scissors rock!!! We say ROCK PAPER SCISSORS and that girl actually escaped from the insanity ward by eating her shackles and using her face to type while her arms were trapped in a straightjacket

On second thought, let us not go to Tumblr Tis a silly place

In Pinocchio the movie: when he consciously lies his nose grows In kindom hearts: if he lies, even without knowing it, his nose grows Your welcome Pinocchio fandoms 😎👍

Imagine quiting your job and suddenly some ghetto dude with a glock 18 strapped to his wrist with a wii remote controller strap tells you saying you're part of this restaurant now

"The entire world's on fire! And we started the fire and we can't put out the fire!" That is the most hilariously accurate description of the modern world that I have ever heard.

10:50 Imagine if there was a new generation of wizards that put controversial modifications on their wands, like straps, and they just get insulted by the older generations for doing things different like in the real world. I also want to see someone just strap a freaking knife to their wand. Then I could die happy.

As much as I hope and pray for Sorrow to upload again, it’s nice to watch these and have them be PERFECTLY aged. The fine wine gets better every year

how to anti-Harry proof wands: step 1. wii strap step 2. ? step 3. don't put strap on and yeet that wand at your living room tv

When he moved the Wii remote strap over to the wand I lost it. -Shia Labeouf

“The plural of Pokémon, is Pokémon!” *I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY THAT IS TRUE AND RIGHT*

2:37 I just realized in Germany we say “scissors rock paper” and now I feel like crying

My wifi is slow so all I can see is "It's 2007" Uh oh

*'' aNd HiD nOt EvEn GoOd At It!!! ''* I LOVE THIS GUY'S VOICE LMAOOO

Anyone else notice how he pronounces pokémon as poe-kay-mon? This is actually the correct pronunciation.

SorrowTV: says "Eh. Ehh- _eh_ ." Me: rethinks everything in Harry Potter

"Do you even remember the last time you jumped" really hitting hard

Nearly five years of French and I JUST realized that Shia Leboeuf is spelled ‘LaBeouf’ and I cannot keep calling him Shia The Beef. Fml

Wizard: lanyards wand to wrist Harry Potter: _straight up breaks his wrist_ All of us: Oooohhh....

"The entire world is in fire!" Looking back on this now.... oof....

"Do you even remember the last time you jumped?" *laughs in basketball*

On behalf of all of England I would like to say we have never uttered the phrase "Paper, Scissors, Rock"

i’m sad u didn’t get the starkid joke “harry freaking potter” & the dueling thing is a song from a very potter musical the sequel plz sing ur right next time or i’m gonna cry

Does anyone else get irrationally happy seeing their name in the end? It never gets old for me. It's like, "*fangirl squee* Sorrow knows my name!"

" Yeahhh, I don't know man it all sounds like a scheme to me..." " *ᴀ ᴘʏʀᴀᴍɪᴅ sᴄʜ-* "

'Things heating up in the SorrowTV fandom.'

6:46 that Russia bit aged amazingly

9:23 who's We??? it still terrifies me

I’m British and have NEVER in my life heard ‘paper scissors rock’

Everyone else: "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" Sherlock Holmes: "Stone, parchment, shears, proceed!"

The fact you didn't read "Harry Cant Duel" in the time of "Hermione can't draw" reminded me that not everyone watches Starkid

4:13 um EXCUSE ME pusheen is a FEMALE

the voice you did for the YA Book part has me crying! hahaha

I've taken two things from this video. 1. SorrowTV has not seen A Very Potter Sequel 2. I forgot how weird it is that we say "Paper, Rock, Scissors" in my native language...

I LOVE STARTING FIRES OH THE WORLD IS ENDING AND MY BLOG IS TRENDING

9:36 beyond two souls and you can’t convince me otherwise

The Entire World is on Fire, And we started the fire--- We can't put out the fire. PLEASE, MAKE THIS A FULL SONG.

*Harry gets out of dueling the dark lord by roasting his lame wand wrist strap*

Dude, your sh#t is so witty and creative. Mad props on your choices for voices and tone. Your self-awareness is unparalleled.

It's videos like this, where Sorrow uses such a wide range of voices, that I am CONVINCED that his talents need to be used in dubbing anime or other voiceover work. It's too freaking good!! 😍💚

The flipping wii straps just killed me, but hot damn that's actually a really good invention and I think it's in Ollivander's somewhere, gathering dust because wizards are flipping idiots

I would sell you my soul for you to continue the 80’s “We didn’t start the fire”. Granted, it’s not a very good soul, but a soul nonetheless

Miss you Sorrow. We could use you in these corona virus times. I hope wherever you are, your family and friends are safe, and you’re finding your bit of joy .

10:40 this hurts ne, did anybody even see the scene in book 2 where harry also used rictusempra or in half blood prince when he used sectumsempra, or in deathly hallows were reimus lupin literally oints out to harry that he uses expelliarmus too much and thats how voldermort recognised him?

OMG THE SHIA LABEOUF ONE HAD ME CRYING

I admit, I started laughing as soon as I saw the pyramid scheme joke coming.

Its time, its time to summon sorrow TV. We must bring him back.

"Paper, Scissors, Rock" is a sin. That is what actually started the first crusade.

"Marry him." *sweet home alabama!*

"How often do you jump in real life?" Everytime I see that post in a tumblr video.

6:06 He explained a motherfucking car.

Except Copernicus died of a stroke in his own bed....

1:55 The boss battle music plays as The Priest rips off his shirt to reveal muscle on muscle. "You've confessed your sins. Now it's time to feel the wrath of The Father... The Son... And The Holy Spirit."

Sorrow: The lord is testing md My dyslexic ass: God is Texting me

As I watched this there's a storm going on outside, so when you said "Yeeesss" In an evil voice at the end thunderstruck right after and it was super cool!

Yes, I did watch a man repeat "yes, perfect for a whole minute" and it was perfect

lol good job singing the improvised "we didn't start the fire"! :D *edit: bonus points awarded to how many takes you did for "yes... perfect!"

But then out of the corner of your eye you spot him.... SHIA LABOUF

2:00 making this mark for my own reason cause this cracks me up

8:00 i think the main issue that will come about is that, yeah, a lot of people won't wanna take the time to pirate the company's shit. However, when the market is flooded by all these different streaming services that all cost money, people will likely only wanna pay for two, maybe three, of the services at _most_, and then the companies will just be losing money because they tried to gain more money through their own service. And honestly, i'll sleep well knowing that's the likely outcome from all this

The wand-strap is the step Voldemort missed to defeat Harry Potter Maybe they are canon in "My Immortal"

That was the best god damn Winnie the Pooh impersonation I've ever heard.

I fell asleep with RU-vid on auto play and woke up to, “Yes, perfect.”

You repeating "yes perfect" for a whole minute was the most terrifying minute of my life and I need to go bathe in bleach really quick. Love the video, btw.

I was eating when the outro came up and hearing “yessss. perfect.” while in the middle of a bite feels very weird.

You saying “like a WiTcH!!!” Made me wheeze

0:31 the science answers always make me laugh cause it's like "so that's why" and makes everyone else look ridiculous

5:44 you're on hypixel, playing sky wars, ＹＥＥＴＩＮＧ them off the match, all is fine.

What do Pokemon feel like? Sorrow TV: Steve Harvey's head!

Me: Having an existential crisis Sorrow TV: r/tumblr posts part 3! :D :D

SorrowTV: _(Uploads)_ Me: _Y E S, P E R F E C T._

“Final answer......Steve Harvey’s head.” 😂 dead 💀

I did not miss the "A Very Potter Sequel" reference on that duelling post

I laughed too hard at the Wii mote joke... Thanks for making question how sane I am after almost a week socializing IRL with one person, yay.

Listen, if anyone hear in where I live in England heard someone say 'paper, scissors, rock' there would be a rise in knife crime again

9:56 is mean to be to the tune of "Hermoine can't draw" by Starkid

2:26 As a British person I would like to say I have never, in my life, heard or seen someone say "paper scissors rock". It's always been "rock paper scissors"

I had to stop the video because the post about college majors has me starring blanking at the ceiling, questioning if I actually made the right choice in my major.

wow I actually did pick the papyrus font in middle school since it had the same name as Papyrus from Undertale

7:42 APPARENTLY YOURE SUPPOSED TO PUT WATER IN THOSE MARKERS AND THEY WORK PERFECTLY AND JUST NONE OF US KNEW

Regular people:I don't think it's a good idea not to vac- Antivaccers: 🎵out of the womb and into the tomb🎶

"the entire world's on fire!!! And we started the fire and we can't put out the fire !! 🔥🔥🔥" A mood

0:35 i used to supply binders, paper clips and pens for the mafia .. back then i was involved in *very* organised crime

The thing with expelliarmus is that it can also hit a person if you aim for their body and not their wand, so it's a decent spell for both disarming and attacking

Pokemon: *Exists* Sorrow: *S M O O T H B O I S*

Holy shit, that Wii strap moment kind of blew my mind.

I love the effort you put into editing these vids man, you are hilarious Sorrow

I sang the Harry can’t duel thing like Hermoine can’t draw, and I’m content.