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WE DID IT! WE GOT ROBIN TO SING!!!

Petition to have Robin sing the full version of What a Wonderful World.

Fun fact about that Austrian town at 9:44 - they officially changed their name to "Fugging" in 2020 because people kept stealing the town name sign. This is why we can't have nice things, people 😭.

The plagiarism one left out the best part- someone responded that a student had plagiarized a fanfic that the teacher wrote and then the teacher had to puzzle how to tell the kid how they knew what it was.

"I'm not gonna read french words" - proceeds to pronounce oiseaux 100% perfectly

22:08 I would like to inform you all that the first thing you get when you google "Wolftopia" is the Wikipedia article of that planet, also the nickname was picked because the guy who discovered it is called Wolf Cukier

As a person who says tomfoolery a lot because I'm a tomfooler, this is a win for the tomfoolering community.

I was in the middle of a depressive episode and my friend just said: "You should go to a brothel." And it shook me so much I snapped out of it and started laughing. :)

This is my favourite subreddit to watch in this channel. Not only because its funny but because Robin really enjoys it as well

Taking Forbidden Time side effects may include: -pounding headaches -dry mouth -nausea -an extra helping of emotional instability -random crying -irritability and RAGE -feeling like death the next morning -time collapses

When Jack sings little jingles for us, nobody bats an eye. When Robin sings a snipet of a song, everyone loses their minds!

0:22 I dont see the sky Theres bearly light But now is the night And there's no moon And I think to myself I am lost in the woods I'm going to the north Or that's the south? I dont really know If I can survive And I think to myself I am lost in the woods

_Partake in tomfoolery, resist obedience, embrace being a little scoundrel in the eyes of the bland and puritanical._ A PSA from me, your local weirdo in the comments.

As an asexual, i can confirm, i’m stuck on the tree, please help

A zillion years ago in my psychiatric rotation, there was a patient that could be returned to this reality by grabbing his wrist and asking “can you feel my fingers?”. Used the technique later with various dementia patients too, but mixed results.

I have a therapist. And everytime I see posts about insane parents that are a liiiittle too relatable, I need another. The bean juice keeps my insides damp enough to shield the anxiety

17:49 “Please call the fire department. We are stuck. We’re so bored, we actually wanna _take action together.”_

Robin, how you helped your friend with your hatred of Sheen is absolute compassion at it's finest. I think everyone could use a friend like you.

Robin being confused by the good omens post was the highlight of my day

I kinda want a version of What A Wonderful World sung by Robin.

I had no sounds on for about 5 minutes before realize i was just reading the subtitles I will take Robin replacing my internal monologue voice as a sign that i need to take a break from watching this channel

4:23 I was NOT expecting to see a Good Omens post in an EmKay video but I am LIVING for it

I'd build an actual time machine out of a Delorean (for kinda obvious reasons)

5:30 In some places, you are not even allowed to sit down on the floor. Even if it is in a public area. In Singapore, if it is not a designated "leisure" area or hangout or picnic, you are not allowed to sit on the floor.

5:24 reverse sidewalk effect. They wanted to make things harder for one group, now everyone is inconvenienced.

24:00 Apparently, my dad and a friend of his once went through a period of performing under a bridge, right next to where people got off from a bus. Dad's friend would blow into an empty bottle to make noises, and Dad would do a little dance. People would throw them 20p coins, and after an hour they'd have enough to each buy themselves a pint of beer.

9:18 I've heard that this happened here in Finland with the original word for "bear". Bears were sacred yet feared, so nobody dared to say their name out loud. They invented so many nicknames for bears that the original word "oksi" simply fell out of use and was replaced with "karhu".

21:18 "Food is a lot of people's love language..." When my now wife and I first met in real life, she lived in Florida and I was in Los Angeles. She flew over so we could spend a week or so together to see how things would work out. On the first night, I cooked her dinner. Szechuan eggplant, mabo tofu, steamed egg pudding and quick stir-fry hollow heart veggies. She already liked me before but after that, she was like "Oh yeah. I'm sticking with this guy." There's only one down side. She now refuses to eat anyone else's szechuan eggplant or mabo tofu besides my own. "It's not good enough." She says.

Robin seems to be in a genuinely good mood today, it's really wholesome

17:43 : that's not "you better stop~ 🎵" it's "YOU BETTER STOP" like the vine

15:23 we got robbed out of a Robin “bestie”

7:32 I'm just imagining a seven year old like "Yo god I heard you don't like colors! Get down here and fight me!"

3:25 they're talking about Evgeny Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner Group mercenary army in the Russian-Ukrainian War. He died in a plane crash, along with another high-ranking leader Dmitry Utkin.

I feel like the good omens posts are gonna forever haunt me. Also bro was so confused when he read the discorporation part😭

Instead of saying “I guess we already know who the gay one is” I would have said “I guess we already know who’s the one that deep throats it’s bros”

20:50 We *finally* got the backstory as to why robin was ranting about sheen!

Seeing Good Omens in here made me do a double take lmao

14:33 bro is in the middle of a fetch quest and also in 3 relationships at the same time edit: I KNEW IT

I like that, Robin has been avoiding singing a lot of songs throughout this channel's history, even parody, but this song, *_specifically_* , he chose to sing. Thats the power of A Wonderful World

honestly, at 9:26, that rant reminds me of a book trilogy called scythe, where the world is literally run by a sentient bottom up AI, where humans are mostly immortal, and special humans are the takers of life, all in all, a very good series.

1:44 can confirm after Googling, all of this is true

11:19 Gayness overflow

13:55 i've been saying forever that power rangers should be called hamburger sentai. the concept is quite literally the product of american directors seeing super sentai and thinking "wouldn't it be cool if american kids could watch this too?", and most of its footage is derived directly from super sentai. and those directors were right, power rangers fucking rules

I took my mom to a Kum& Go once. She never heard of it and was blown away by the name. She had to take a picture and send it to all of her friends.

12:40 And now 123,000 people (give or take) know about this guy

Man the grounding thing makkes me think of like 99% of IT problems being fixed bybturning it off and on again.

22:50 Wait till they find out that we have two gas stations in front of each other in my city 💀💀

6:37 I would love to wake up one day to hear about the assassination of John Fishgerald Kennedy

9:06 reminds of how in swedish the original word for wolf as ulv, but it became a taboo and unlucky word to the point that everyone started using the word varg instead and it's stuck ever since

15:31 Yup, seen this a lot in fanfics. I always knew it was wrong even way before I first tried drinking when I was 20. Alcohol burns, it’s bitter, and if you’re not eating and having it slow, it’s going to sneak up on you fast. Tipsiness tends to set in for many people after 2 or 3 drinks, but 2 “drinks” would be two bottles of beer or a single cocktail. I really enjoy the tastes and sensations of various alcoholic drinks, but it’s absolutely not something that is simply pleasant. It’s an experience, and not something most people are doing for the taste unless it’s someone touring craft breweries or wineries.

Robin needs to watch Good Omens and learn how to pronounce Aziraphale and Crowleys names

6:46 there were also “kill the pupfish” bumper stickers. BUMPER STICKERS. also this is the same hole Charles Manson wanted to drain to hide in and survive the race war he tried to start. The Devil’s Hole and the pupfish unique to it are WEIRDLY interesting

16:32 robin became australian for a second

8:15, YEAH! You don’t know that I cried myself to sleep every night when I was 10!

16:48 Makes me think of our rock pile that we have next to our porch, we’ve had it for as long as I can remember, nothing has been removed from it, but at least a few rocks are added a a year. Less rocks are added now that my sister and I have our own rock collections in our rooms, but we still add some to the family pile sometimes. Edit: The comment section under this video is really full of gems this time, I like the emkay community

If the "they didn't have my name" thing was in all those stores, I would have about 100

12:17 he looks like the villain in Pocahontas

25:00 Goose in french is Oie, pronounced "Wa" or as I like to think of it, Ua. Because the french spelt it with 3 vowels, but then they felt bad, so they decided to pronounce it with the remaning 2.

"thanks for making me this hot tea bro, why'd the steam take the shape of a skull and crossbones lol" made me laugh my ass off

12:04 let me just say, smash

3:39 the Tumblr stereotype 😂

20:10 I do this with friends it's great I had a panic attack at a marching band competition and when I tried to say something my friend somehow caught something about tennis balls. Idk how but now everytime either of us are upset the other deflects with "So what about tennis balls??"

20:39 I sh1t you not, planet sheen was in my recommended for this video

20:16 dam my elementary scool concolers loved this method , “can you stop I have limeted lunch time” whaat BROLLIANT FOIIKNG IDAE IS T ITT 💀

8:27 is all i have to say. why did 2 people describe my life better then i could ever

3:24 is about the leader of a private military hired by Putin to fight in Ukraine, who decided to speak up against Putin, because the war is going that badly.

24:11 this is 100% true no joke, Christmas Day 2014, after DINNER, my Grandpa out of *nowhere* suddenly shared with our family about that time that he'd accidentally bumped into his estranged father at a baseball game. Mind you, before that point we hadn't even known that Great-Grandpa Ed had abandoned the family once upon a time! Apparently he just up and ghosted his 5 kids one day (sometime after his wife's early death), and they didn't hear back from him until 4 - 5 years later when my Grandpa accidentally bumped into him at a game, and it was *only* because a friend of my great-grandpa's called out our distinct surname to catch his attention, and happened to be within my grandpa's earshot. oh and also WWII was happening during this too. And both grandpa *and* great-grandpa had served. So the odds of them meeting were even smaller than you'd think.

7:49 He did he crated it after the flood as a promise to never flood the earth again.

R/ tumblr is always good

14:23 this guy is literally doing the zelda trading sequences 😭

12:12 How bad could it go- HOLY RABIES

18:55 Tumblr discovers biting down on your back teeth

its a great day when EmKay posts

The thing about alien spacecraft and war thunder leaks... force the devs to make a UFO plane or several for the game as part of an event. Then just lean back and watch the intel roll in. Considering the sheer inability to resist leaking, we'll have alien spacecraft specs within a year or five or ten.

Fun fact I actually took a nap after watching this video It lasted like... 4 hours if I'm doing my math correctly Good nap, good video

I'm french and lemme tell you man, your pronunciation of "Oiseaux" was nearly perfect

19:57 Im gonna start doing that cause I dont know how to confort.

1:35 one time when I was in school one of the people that were in my class said that they disliked tangerines. They said that they taste too bitter. Everyone was confused. When told that they aren't bitter and asked if they ate them unpealed(which makes them bitter) they said yes. Everyone was confused.

4:45 that's exactly like the cows vs sharks statistic. I commented that if you had hundreds of millions of people coming within inches of sharks every single day , seven days per week, then the statistic of shark attacks would be VERY different.

8:03 This sounds like it could have been a line in Monty Python lol XD

7:05 12$ is 12$.

4:32 Robin you seemed a bit confused about what discorporation meant in that ask so I'll explain (because I love Good Omens, the media in question): discorporation in Good Omens means that the physical body an angel/demon is occupying is destroyed or the body dies. This supposedly isn't too bad, because then the supernatural being will just be issued a new body, but for the character in question (Aziraphale, an angel), he's had his current and only body/corporation for well over 6000 years *and* he's trying very hard to stop the oncoming apocalypse when he is discorporated (spoiler alert tho, he's able to get his body back at the end through means I will not reveal) also Neil Gaiman's last name is pronounced "gayman" and not "guyman", and I'm ngl I pronounced it the same way the first time too

0:45 i absolutely love dude where’s my car

16:22 That is very true. Cockney English has its own RP instead of the standard English RP. The phonetics and grammar is so vastly different than the English RP that it classified itself as it's own RP along the American and Australian RP.

"Maybe just ask your dad about his life, I feel like he would tell you." Speaking from experience here, no he would not. It's one of those dad things. They don't remember, or even want to, all the important/fun stories of their life in order. They just remember individual stories when they become relevant or at random.

The thing I am most mad about in the French language is that oui is phonetic. It has no right to be and nobody seems as mad about this as I am

9:49 I'm pretty sure they changed the name to Fugging because people kept stealing the sign

4:58 this is also why the whole "vending machines kill more people per year than sharks do" argument is stupid. There are a bajillion factors that go into how likely something is to kill you, it's extremely difficult to actually measure. Just the fact that we see more vending machines than we do sharks is enough to skew the statistics significantly.

16:56 Oh PLEASE someone do this for the stuff I _know_ you have images of.

18:17 okay, so I often make an effort to help people that have tech problems on forums. Unfortunately, the conversation usually goes like this. Them: I doesn't work. Me: What part doesn't work? Is there an error message? What happens? Someone else: Same here Yet someone else: Same here Yet another someone else: Same here. Me: Can you guys give me more info That one person: It says "file not found" Me: Is the file there?

3:45 i dont get it whats the difference

15:13 i sadly must agree Blackjack drinks 5 full bottles of wisky. How are you alive.

These videos are my favorite Emkay vids

10:39 ok I would watch that though, sports but with more balls/whatever the functional macguffin is can always be entertaining and chaotic

0:09 Ok I'll admit it. That was funny.

5:08 To add my own experience, as someone who has gone through cancer, you have *abysmal* energy levels during/after treatment. The lack of public seating in malls or anywhere *sucked*. I needed a walker that doubled as a wheelchair for a while, and when I was a bit better, I got a foldable chair to carry with

This video brought me immense joy, thank you. :)

The writing on that pikachu comic was fucking astounding, im actually shaken, please tell me op is getting paid big

I love looking at r/tumblr videos to see which posts that have crossed my dash made it in lmao

Regarding golf, because of the locations of the courses, it's not as simple as replace the golf course with affordable apartment complexes, because there are several issues in the way. 1) a lot of golf courses are on flood plains, and any apartments built there would face frequent flooding. 2) golf courses in expensive areas will only become expensive houses. And 3) the courses in reasonable neighborhoods would likely have any high density development rejected by the surrounding neighborhoods, so it would at best be a middle-income neighborhood. It could still be possible to keep the golf courses, but rework how they're managed to significantly reduce water usage, but even then, most are watered with reclaimed water rather than drinking water, so the stats on "golf courses use massive amounts of water" aren't really telling the whole story, because they generally aren't competing with our water supplies. I'm all for fighting against waste, but I don't think this is the fight that would result in the highest value change. Now I guess it's my turn to get flamed.