r/Murderedbywords | only musicians will get this.. 

We NEED that deleted footage

There should be a video compilation of every rant he’s ever gone on

Does Robin not know about the Mulford act? Battle of Blair Mountain? Expected a lil more class consciousness

im so proud of him 😢like a mother seeing her son go off to school for the first time..

@@Sliping_stonEI agree

Exactly! All alcohol is LITERALLY just fermented something. Beer? Fermented wheat. Wine? Fermented grape juice. Fermentation is a NATURAL process. That guy was just lying to himself

Halloween drunk squirrel XD

Elephants and apes in particular do it on purpose.

​@@CoppeRoseBush I take it that guy never saw that absolutely hilarious video of a squirrel that got drunk by eating too many fermented crab apples.

@@jacobcox4565or those pictures of that moose in some guys backyard who was drunk on fermented apples

As a musician, I couldn’t help but burst out laughing

She was playing a ukulele, A CHILD GUITAR!

Why is her name censored everyone already knows that it was colleen

well @@clashofpoke undertale does have some bomb fucken music yk

Your mom was the first escape room you ever did! - BigJigglyPanda ca. 2019

In some versions of the myth it was heimdalls idea, which I love

@@airacummins5076 "My dude, just cross dress and go get it yourself"

Thor and his "uncle" Loki being the first femboys

​@@Hans172.Loki once got pregnant and gave birth to a horse, so...

@@natchu96 Not the weirdest kid he ever had

I can’t tell if you are saying he likes or doesn’t like the “trashy l food

​@@matthewboire6843, something tells me he likes his food freshly cooked.

@@a_wild_Kirillian ok then

​@@matthewboire6843 "Trashy" food can be made well. Or it can be not. You could burn a hotdog to a crisp, or you could cook it properly.

@@Alsry1 I think Gordon likes Great Execution in dishes. Some things might be a little bit to plain like the hotdog that is mentioned. However I can imagine people would love to Eat Hot Dogs that are cooked at a more professional level

MELON HUSK 😭😭😭 in my mind that is now his full legal name

Yeah, I was surprised Robin and the commenter didn't notice the patronizing tone, there

@@3_ormorecharacters but you gotta say Melon like it rhymes with Elon

@@comradewindowsill4253 Can we not just say his name like it rhymes with melon?

melon husk??? lmao thats even better than elongated muskrat

I love doing it 😂

"Wine" in that context can mean two things. It didn't always mean just alcoholic beverages, and the Greek word had two meanings. One meaning is of course the alcoholic beverage, the *other* is sweet, unfermented grape juice. There's a number of Christians who believe that the wine Jesus turned the water into, considering the one who tried said it was the "best wine", was the sweetest, and most fresh grape juice they had tasted in a long time, or at the very least the sweetest they had at the wedding feast

​@@DaveMelonfireyour comment shows exactly why context is important, and from the context you can tell that the "wine" jesus turned the water into was alcoholic as the ceremonial master commented about the quality that it was normal to first give high quality and THEN low quality wich makes sense because once you are drunk you wont notice the quality all that much. He wouldnt have commented that if he was simply talking about grape juice

@@jismeraiverhoeven That goes into contexts even outside the Bible as well as in. There's a whole article in the study Bible I use that gives even outside sources on why the term "best" wine would in fact be sweet, and therefore non-alcoholic. There is also context within John, where John talks about newness with the coming of Christ. Why would John have this event in there if it wasn't "new wine", or unfermented grape juice, that he had made? Plus, what you said about people not caring about the quality even furthers the fact that if they were drunk already, why would Jesus, one who knows the Scriptures, give them even more intoxicating wine when it clearly states in the OT not to do that?

@@DaveMelonfire he was simply stating a custom. That doesnt mean that people there where already drunk because as you said if they where jesus probably wouldnt have done it. As for the new whine thing, im fairly certain that its used in the same was as "a new heavens and a new earth" where god isnt actually creating a new heaven and a new planet earth, but its rather used symbolicly, implying that 1 thing gets replaced by something else

I think J.K. Rowling has become just another example of what happens when you get too famous because Big Entertainment finds you to be just what they need.

@@Vinemaple right tho!!!

I had multiple blood transfusions and exchanges as a baby and, quelle suprise, I lived to tell the tale. The blood actually saved my life and I absolutely, definitely would not be here had I not gotten it. Rowling can go pound salt.

@@laura121684 The study was published in Jun 2022, it looked at the outcomes for hundreds of critically ill patients that received blood transfusions. The results appear to show that for both men receiving blood from women donors, and for women receiving blood from men donors, the survival probability was noticeably lower than when patients received blood from the same sex donor. Obviously this doesn't mean they are completely incompatible, the survival probability difference isn't huge, but this is a real published and peer reviewed study and real findings. Whether JK Rowling actually had any useful point she was making I don't know, but blood bank guy was talking out his arse.

Sucks that you had to go through that glad you're doing ok random person on RU-vid

The study was published in Jun 2022, it looked at the outcomes for hundreds of critically ill patients that received blood transfusions. The results appear to show that for both men receiving blood from women donors, and for women receiving blood from men donors, the survival probability was noticeably lower than when patients received blood from the same sex donor. Obviously this doesn't mean they are completely incompatible, the survival probability difference isn't huge, but this is a real published and peer reviewed study and real findings. Whether JK Rowling actually had any useful point she was making I don't know, but blood bank guy was talking out his arse.

@@mattc3581 you cant take anything conclusive from hundreds of patients that already are in critical conditions. i tried reading a bit more into this study and i found a response to the original one ("Is donor-recipient sex associated with transfusion-related outcomes in critically ill patients?" by Henry Wood and Suzy Morton), which is quite critical of the methodology used in it. besides critically ill people (which the original study seems to be the only one for this scenario), there is no correlation of mortality. this lack of correlation is peer reviewed from bigger studies of hundreds of thousands of patients. (also mentioned in the response). so i would say that JK Rowling is talking out of her arse.

@@MachiNoShaku This was a published study. There may well be flaws in the study and/or it may only be true in very narrow circumstances, but they published the findings. You can criticise the study if you want, but somewhat unfair to criticise someone else for quoting that study. People painting this as if she personally made up an entirely fictional thing to suit her own agenda, which clearly isn't the case. She may have been misinformed if the study turns out to be flawed but she was repeating the conclusion that a completely independent group of researchers had reached, something which you are also doing in your post. So I suggest both of you are quite reasonably repeating information you have read and believe to be correct, and not talking out your asses, as you put it.

@@mattc3581 i have issues with what she said since she has a substantial platform, and spreading these types of false conclusions can be damaging. you can take a look at the anti-vax movement and the original study that started it which was really shoddy for example. from my perspective she looks like she is lying by omission since she said found a study that said that blood transfusions of different sex cause poorer outcomes that lead to fatalities when it was only when they were critically ill. assuming the study is correct for these circumstances (which is still up in the air), she still misconstrued a study since the way she words it implies its for the general population. i dont really get the point youre trying to make by saying that im also doing the same things as her by taking conclusions from what i read, since it seems you imply im also hypocritical in a way? which its not a good counterpoint. although my gut reaction is that this study is bs and shouldnt be taken in consideration, if stuff like this is true and it ends up being a factor to consider for people that might need blood the most, then it should be taken into account. but since the conclusions are contradicted by bigger, more general studies about these kinds of things, which seems to be generally agreed by people in this field; i'll take those conclusions for the time being. these are the reason why i believe comparing me to JK Rowling is not a good comparison. i dont expect much to change on our points so i will just drop it here.

@@mattc3581 J. K. Rowling has a history of either misrepresenting studies, or using studies with bad methodology to support her agenda. She's either scientifically illiterate, in which case she should shut up about science, or she knows the studies she uses are outliers and widely criticised, and doesn't care.

Imagine the Irish during the blight years... "Do I eat that potato right now, or I fermenting it to booze?"

@@kornaros96 Exactly! All it takes is some patience to build a at-home distillery. The only issue with it literally only comes from the time needed to distill the alcohol, so not everyone will try to make it. I honestly would recommend learning how to build one in case the apocalypse arrives.

@@JamesTDGI mean there is the potential for it to blow up.

​@@CircusJeanie2399 how?

@@tvhead2426 ethanol and distillation byproducts are highly flammable.

Harry Turtledove is the shi

Nice name bro

Made me actually start to respect him again after having to read one of his books plot by plot instead of the way it was constructed.

I mean, I wouldn't it would be. It would be a good year better for the

​@@Vinemaple good god did someone make you read turtledove for school?

Exactly

69th like lol

Even French Baguette Intelligence only had go do that once. These videos are gold

​@@gabrote42another french baguette intelligence fan?!?!?

​@@driving.me.crazy_another another French baguette intelligence fan?

I think you figured out why OP was really upset at the Barbie movie

I'm the same way. Like, even if you believe the whole beta male thing, Ken is an accessory to a Barbie doll. That's the point. Like, if people like that sees a girl getting a Ken doll first, they would call that woke and/or masculine. But if they see the Ken doll portrayed as second to Barbie, they call it woke.

It's weird cause I've heard nothing but good things from the people I know who saw it... regardless of politics

also the whole wolf pack hierarchy theory is discarded has been discarded it is one thing that is just seen by wolves born in captivity. I guess the myth is going on because nobody is questioning it and everyone uses the informations that proving their point spreading it.

@florianbrill3613 they are actually more matriarchal in the wild. The whole pack alpha thing doesn't even really exist in captivity. The data is rather tenuous and seems to be assumptions mainly while ignoring variables for behavioral changes.

No everyone is looking at this from the wrong perspective it's not encouraging people to go have babies it's a warning that if you have a baby, like she did, you will quickly learn who is a real friend and who is just around around you because your convenient. As some one who got married young and had his first child while still in college let me tell you this is completely true.

@@DuelingDexperts could've definitely worded it better then.

F- WEEEEEEE *

How is being pregnant getting fucked? Do you mean that literally (sex) or that being pregnant ruins your life

One can truly only tell who your real friends are if they support you raw dogging some guy who also should not be a parent. SMH

But "color" is the American spelling, and the creator of Winnie the Pooh is British. So is it true A. A. Milne canon, or just Disney cannon!?

Why a petition? Just gotta start one hah

Lol, OMG, another undertale fan!

Ayyyyy ❤

​@@katalimendoza2569 why are you acting surprised, it's still really popular

i know most already know that but i think another great example is the fact that undertale is also an anagram for deltarune

Wohoo undertale fan :D

I will never refer to a ukulele as anything but a child guitar now-

A ukulele is _not_ a child guitar. It is its own instrument, with its own chords and everything. That would like calling the violin a child cello.

@@Ikajo Violin is child cello, cello is child double bass.

I counter this whole point by calling a cello a daddy violin.

@@QwixLF Ok, but what's a viola. Oh right, its the middle child.

Is the whole "only the worthy can lift Mjolnir" thing a Marvel-ism?

In some versions, it was Heimdall's idea 😊

​@@LloydTheZephyrianYup. In the myths, it was just really heavy. Even Thor needed special gloves and a special belt to wield his hammer.

Loki is just EXTRA XD

Yeah but the closest thing to a female Loki is when he turned into a mare (female horse), got pounded by a frost giant’s horse, and later gave birth to an eight-legged super horse named slepnier that Odin then rode around. Slepnier is in some Marvel movies for a few shots. J/k that’s not the closest to a female Loki, he regularly took the form of a human female and went off and had regular human families. He was just like, don’t knock it until you try it. Norse mythology is a bunch of crazy stories were meant to entertain as much as anything else.

I think that's what they're actually mad about

@@Vinemaple you make a good point, and yet these same people want women to be an accessory.

@@chefcircuit5392 In their minds, there's no "and yet" about that.

That's a lie btw

​@@Vinemaple Weird too, since a major theme of the movie was Ken realising he's more than an accessory

Dats raaaaaciiist 🤤

Most of these "christians" are trying to use the bible as a shield

fr I got pet rats for the first time around a year ago and I didn't want to deal with separating them so I just got all males

it's extra food

@@somethingsmart4196 NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

@@somethingsmart4196 bush meat

​@@somethingsmart4196what if I get sick

That's pretty funny, and sad for the person who thought it was red. 😬

Huh that's interesting

eternal winner

@@haterswonthate esteskr wiekne

and ill be rooting for you

Why does everyone in this reply section have yellow pfps

then dont gender them 6 more generations, and you have 800 billion rats. then sell them all for $100 (price of a pet rat), and you will make 80 trillion dollars.

​@@ASocialistTransGirlgood idea

@@ASocialistTransGirlA socialist trans girl out here giving the most sigma Ohio level 5 gyatt rizz known to MAN!

@@ASocialistTransGirl It raises some issues though. Number one is space, as even though rats are quite small, 800 billion is a lot. Not even New York city has remotely close to that number. Number two is food. Feeding them all will cost a fortune, so you better sell at least a few, very quickly. Number three is maintenance, both regarding their litter as well as everything else. The most optimal amount of rats to sell would be in the hundreds. That's enough to earn some money, but not too much to handle. Then again, I'm no rat expert, so you can't trust my advice.

@@mikkitoro8933 For space, the area it would take up would be 12.8 million square km, which is less than siberia. As for food, you can do the same trick with plants (theyre omnivores so can eat plants). Plant seeds duplicate. This costs nothing, because you do it yourself instead of buying it.

Considering she's a predator, "fortunately" would've been more accurate.

@@QuiteSpiffing no unfortunately for society.

I get the joke 😂 C major

Oh my god LMAOOOO

A minor? I guess that D won't be major

This is not the way "small business owners" think.

@@Vinemaple they just see the few people who take advantage of the system and don’t think about those who have to rely on it

@@jonasholm-mw5bn And yet, they will be so proud of themselves if they manage to take advantage of the system themselves

Not to mention that her point of homeless people not contributing to society is bullshit since, you know, nearly half of the, ARE employed.

​@@Vinemaple "people have houses. Non-people have non-houses" -them probably

When I was 15, I knew someone who claimed I got her pregnant, for unknown reasons. Fortunately for me, everything she did was for unknown reasons, and it was inconceivable that anyone in the school would sleep with me. Also fortunately, she wasn't pregnant at all.

@@Vinemaple that sounds rough man, at least it was hard to believe. Hope you're better now :)

I mean, faking being pregnant to find out who your real friends are is better than actually getting pregnant to find out who your real friends are lol

@@violet7773 fair point lmao

especially if it can be opened by throwing a square at it

You know, I never before realized the hidden meaning behind Masterlock's name.. If we're going with the analogy that a lock is a vagina and a key is a penis, and "opening" the lock would be sex, then if somebody opens the lock without a key (or another lock) being present, that would obviously be a form of mastur...lock!

​@@foogod4237*r/cursedcomments*

@@foogod4237 thank you for your wisdom xDDDDDDDD

thats just adult toys@@fengari_leitmotifs

As a young immortal, I wish to learn from you, Ancient One. Teach me the ways of remaining sane in the flighty decades to come; of finding joy in the static nature of change; of remaining aloof amongst others' outrage. Then teach me how to deal with the inevitable nostalgia as you have hinted at here.

@@Groupedup-ne2kk Weird as it may seem, actually touching grass - at least out in the parks or countryside - is pretty good. Just laze around in the sun for an afternoon with nothing planned... therapeutic stuff!

Since my brother's a motor vehicle history enthusiast, I have to ask: what model was your motorbike back then?

@@StarSailor1343 Are you ready? let's go: Yamaha XS250, Yamaha SR500, Yamaha XZ500, Suzuki GT750, Yamaha XJ750, BMW R80ST, Yamaha SR500 (2nd one) Suzuki GSX600f, Suzuki GSX600f (2nd one) and a couple of small bikes when I was teaching my ex to ride... The XS250 was first though, but the others are in random order...

I live in sarnia too, i got jumped by 5 cops for not letting them into my friends apartment due to a noise complaint.

Holy fuck, my province is trash

According to historians and academics, the Bible has been rewritten at least 30,000 times, in order to give those in power at that time and in their specific region greater control over the moron masses who need mythology as an excuse to abuse and control others. It's almost as though religion is nothing more than a power ponzi scheme, or something.

Well, have read _parts of_ the Bible. And then forgotten most of it...

That would be everyone. You read the Bible You decide that it means what you think is morally correct.

​​@@brianbarber5401And that's why it doesn't work as organized religion. No clear definition beyond what we each interpret, meaning anyone can think it's hateful or loving. It's also highly contradictory throughout, which does not help one bit.

@@oren1305The bible is like a Phoenix Wright witness:Full of contradictions.

True, but for an all knowing diety to ban these animals for supposedly moral reasons when he knows damn well why those things aren't safe and could explain it to his prophets, it really makes me question if he ls really all knowing in the first place.

@@Gr3nadgr3gory if I had to guess, people decided that God decreed those animals Unclean which resulted in people who ate them being cursed with strange, sometimes lethal afflictions. "Word of God" or not the book was written, adapted, and translated by people

@@M_Alexander that's why I have a problem with people treating it as objective fact.

@@Gr3nadgr3gory agreed!

You’re right that it might have started out like that, but I just have to point out that the Hebrew word for “unclean” is synonomous with “impure,” and not “germ-ridden,” It’s more about religious protocol than any concern about germs.

I assume it's in America, but if it were in my country I'd stop evading taxes.

Because they aren't actually educated in anything that they dislike. It's like getting mad that you was called a homosapien basically

Transphobes think that they're "normal" and trans people are "weird", so trans people get an adjective in front, but cis people should just be [regular] people, no adjective. Giving both cis and trans an adjective makes them both look like just neutral descriptors, as opposed to singling one of them out as unusual and abnormal

They don't want to be pulled into the left's "unclean" transgender shenanigans, they just want to live in their transphobic bubble forever

because they think its some “woke term” (they dont know what it means) when cisgender just means “not transgender”, and we all know they use the word “straight”

Because it's turned into a kind of insult. Calling somebody cis is like calling somebody a Nazi back in the day when it meant something. It's supposed to insult you in a way that you can't change. Weurd thing is, the people who insult me for being straight, or cis, will be triggered if I called them trans.

it'd have to be unlisted

Also, Teenage Mutant Needle Teedles Was an awesome show as a kid. I’m quoting Robin btw.

When you switch up the letters of "separate," you get "rapetase." I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, but it's factual. Better than most political arguments I hear.

Regardless of OP very technically having a point, this was one of the sickest burns here

@@Vinemaple OP did not have a point. Technically or otherwise.

@@Vinemaple nah buddy. Puberty is not just menarche. It takes about a decade to fully end, and menarche isn't even the start of that process, altho it is very close to it. And, until one has reached a full adult height, weight, and skeletal structure, getting pregnant and giving birth have higher risk proportional to how far one is from that point.

To be fair, as a baby you physically lack the musculature to be able to walk even if you knew how.

*great

*amazing

*spectacular

loki gave birth to a lot of things tbh

Doesn't he birth the three signs/causes of Ragnorok?​@@craigmccune6066

An *_EIGHT-LEGGED_* horse, no less.

Can I get a refund on the video game that is my life? It’s worse than the et game… that every copy got burned in the 80’s

@NAcHO-wx5vg it's a modern game update, so no refunds

Nasa is still exploring the ocean, in may this year they actually talked about it. Also they changed because of the space race. I hope this helps🥰

tons of pressure that adds up the deeper underwater you are

The “entering Ecological Deadzone” thing… something about horror?

I found out the hard way 😭

​@@mielthebeeI'm going to make orange alcohol

@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON 😭

Squidward's Final Smash was revealed in this comment 💀

@@tomymommy2787true

*"DIE MAC NTR LOO"*

Honk

You could have spelled it differently

@@Zachyshows i know what i did.

"And then the British came"

She got raped by her dad. I'm not even joking, its just sad.

Word

I'm just amazed that he's on twitter at all, idek why

@@comradewindowsill4253I thought he was dead for a while, idk why

I could see him doing that.

I need this.

That sucks, bro... I just got through listening to a summary of All Quiet On the Western Front

My great great grandparents were in Germany in ww2 and they moved to USA definitely wasn’t great when my great great grandparents were younger I don’t remember if it was great great or great

My grandpa had to survive several droughts in the brazillian nordeste and had to live in extremely poor conditions, lovely times. 👍

The evil question mark

:3 is my favourite punctuation mark tbh

​@@ASocialistTransGirl Trans people when there's ":3" at the function [sounds of overlapping cheers]

I also sometimes use it if I’m fairly sure that something is true, but wouldn’t be too surprised if it weren’t. For example, if I saw someone say something, but I remember reading an article stating the opposite, I might say “x article disproves that though?”. The question mark there is to indicate that I don’t remember exactly what was in the article, and that I might be misremembering

@@tanakisoup True! It can also be used in context where someone is unsure so that makes sense :3

Better than no justice system.

the lube in the picture

@@larryharrison4396 I'd rather no justice system than a justice system that convicts innocent people and makes the lives of those already struggling even harder.

@@savagefurry Life will be way harder when criminals are running around free looting and shooting. and you seem to have a pretty easy life based on the user name

⁠@@larryharrison4396they wouldn’t be criminals if there’s no legal system

I'ma be real, I was chilling playing Mugen and didn't even care about barbenhimer until they released

fr.

Just a reminder, these people thought Prehistoric Planet, a documentary, was “woke” because the T. Rex looked significantly closer to how an actual T. Rex is actually supposed to look than the one in Jurassic Park did.

@@hamishstewart5324 yeah i really don't get how the question of whether or not dinosaurs had feathers became political

That was me with illuminati

​@@poison-LICKTHEPOISONwait, what's happening with her?

@@supersillysammy272 look up what she did

@@supersillysammy272some people saying she’s an abuser. With spliced audio every word in the “proof”. And some people telling Blair to kys

@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON wait, everyone is upset after she accused legaleagle for stealing her editing? That seems kinda mild

Agreed. I get the vibe that the guy ****posting her is, in fact, one of those fake friends

lol why did you capitalize first lady, I thought you were talking about the wife of the president for a sec lmao

@@comradewindowsill4253 lmaoooo naw auto correct did me dirty and I was to lazy to correct it now I wanna leave it just for shits and giggles XD

"The Bible says women should shut up" The athiest woman you're talking to: 😐

*strict Christian woman

Nat 1

​@@SEAkuaaoh no...um... you know how belly buttons can be outies or innies? Well, your member is now the latter. Also, you have tetanus.