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Rageaholic Cinema: HARD TO KILL (1990) 

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I'm gonna' take you to the bank, modern action movies...

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@chrismoir2185
@chrismoir2185 9 лет назад
"...Proceed." I lost my shit at that. Well played Razorfist
@JosephSmith-lm4ri
@JosephSmith-lm4ri Год назад
I don't know how they kept that attention seeking kitten quiet while she set up that pun? I've been around enough cats to know that when they want attention (or to be put down) they will meow their heads off until they get what they want.
@septimus7524
@septimus7524 6 месяцев назад
​@@JosephSmith-lm4ri I assume the Kitten probably didn't make any noise or meows throughout the scene, and they just added in a generic meow sound effect when revealing it. Cats. They're either dead silent, or louder than a F-22. In this case, I think the cat was just quiet the whole time.
@SAseeker101
@SAseeker101 3 месяца назад
Yes. I may hae bidened myself.
@SAseeker101
@SAseeker101 3 месяца назад
@@JosephSmith-lm4ri Duh-duct tape!
@jordanmilligan5865
@jordanmilligan5865 9 лет назад
Pretty sure if Razorfist died and went to hell it would just be him being forced to watch endless reruns of F.r.i.e.n.d.s and listening to Grunge.
@ShadowChozo
@ShadowChozo 9 лет назад
+Jordan Milligan You forgot all things Kingdom Hearts.
@UltimaOmegaZero
@UltimaOmegaZero 9 лет назад
+ShadowChozo What's wrong with Kingdom Hearts? ...Wait, you mean Re:Coded, do you (I know it wasn't in the 90s, think of it as a +1)...
@ShadowChozo
@ShadowChozo 9 лет назад
TheUltimateFanBoy Besides having the fingerprints of a Modern Square Enix game everywhere, how much of its plot does it actually involve Final Fantasy Characters interacting with Disney characters in a meaningful way to its purposefuly convoluted plot?
@UltimaOmegaZero
@UltimaOmegaZero 9 лет назад
ShadowChozo ...Yeah, you're right.
@studinthemaking
@studinthemaking 8 лет назад
So true.
@thejakyl1369
@thejakyl1369 5 лет назад
"A pool table in the hands of an average organic being is a gratifying diversion. In the homicidal hands of Steven Segal its the assassination starter set!" This line is fucking GOLD!
@neildbarker
@neildbarker 7 лет назад
"Never underestimate the recuperative properties of 80s synthesizer." Awesome line!
@ChristophelusPulps
@ChristophelusPulps 9 лет назад
Best NOOOOO montage ever.
@Mathmachine
@Mathmachine 9 лет назад
That "blood bank" line was so cheesetacular 80s, I need to see this movie now just for that.
@shack8110
@shack8110 5 лет назад
he didn't even take that senator to ...the blood bank.
@johnmarshall2439
@johnmarshall2439 3 года назад
@@shack8110 He deposited him in the sperm bank.
@varanid9
@varanid9 Год назад
@@johnmarshall2439 LOL
@GrantH
@GrantH 7 лет назад
I'd be pretty pissed off if I was in a coma and ended up missing out on 60% of the 1980's.
@SoulcastProductions
@SoulcastProductions 3 года назад
so would I, too bad i was born to late to even know what they were, well at least i didn't live through the 90s so i guess that's a plus (i was born in 2002)
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 3 года назад
I'm still pissed that I was born in 1984, and missed roughly 60% myself (earliest memories are 1987).
@crimsonwizahd2358
@crimsonwizahd2358 2 года назад
I was born in 96....never even got a chance to experience the 80's.....
@gortbot7748
@gortbot7748 2 года назад
Donna Summer was the finest woman to ever come out of the 80's.
@jeremiahdansereau2950
@jeremiahdansereau2950 2 года назад
Well, at least 90-91 still had some 80s ness
@theengagedfew
@theengagedfew 7 лет назад
"Proceed." "Oh, what the fu--" I almost pissed myself! I wish I could give it multiple thumbs up, for that alone. . .
@skummtoons6686
@skummtoons6686 5 лет назад
Yep, that one too. Along with Aqua Net Birdnest! LMAO 🤣 💨
@SeattleMarksJoint3
@SeattleMarksJoint3 7 лет назад
Hahaha, these are great Rage!! 55 yrs old now but I watched all of these Seagal, Norris, Bronson, Eastwood etc. movies back in the day. We knew they were cheesy but loved 'em anyway!! God bless the old days of VCR's and tape rental joints. Loving your vids!! Thanks buddy!!
@SeattleMarksJoint3
@SeattleMarksJoint3 7 лет назад
Would love to see ya do such classics as Motel Hell, The Hidden and Blood Diner! Different genre kinda but still just as great! Throw 'em onto your To Do list if possible.
@duh4572
@duh4572 9 лет назад
Ahh the 90's... the beginning of the end of all that rocked.
@otiskariya
@otiskariya 8 лет назад
"... with Nunzio and Tatanka in hot pursuit" made me laugh far too much. Great stuff.
@NolanHickey
@NolanHickey 9 лет назад
Seagal made fucking arm snapping, into a art form.
@SuperRenegadeOutlaw
@SuperRenegadeOutlaw 9 лет назад
whats this!?! an episode of Rageaholic cinema!? *GASP* ITS A STEVEN SEGAL MOVIE! HOLY SHIT! SHEILA CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS FOR MY 2 O CLOCK
@AnvilMAn603
@AnvilMAn603 9 лет назад
proceed....OH WHAT THE F.... said everybody whose ever seen this movie
@mizakzee
@mizakzee 8 лет назад
Stephen Segal naturally has a better Italian accent then the Italians. Why?
@GalanDun
@GalanDun 8 лет назад
It's funny since he lived most of his life in Japan before moving to America.
@jakedowney1706
@jakedowney1706 7 лет назад
"What symbolism?" I spent the next three minutes laughing so hard, I had to rewind the to video to catch up what with what I missed.
@felchthesmegcomedy278
@felchthesmegcomedy278 3 года назад
You know that train pink-socked when it came out the other side.
@NeoSef
@NeoSef 9 лет назад
I do like how him waking up from a coma is an action scene complete with hard rock music.
@Flayertim
@Flayertim 9 лет назад
Actually, these are all real people's names I found through a work-related computer system when I was bored: Darius Cleaver Maximus General Talon Wolf Archer Graves Sawyer Mills Jax Bonebrake Brock Bentley Remington Knight Clayton Stark Octavion Spears Crispin Falcon Brant Razor Joy Hard Storm Armstrong Uriah Strong Dino Mantis Cade Bastian Justice Sharkey As well as: Olivia Martini Latina Shack Rocky Colon Deja Blue Chase Fortune Gay Sexton Miracle Sellers Jayla Byrd Virginia Beach Pryor Devience Sun Moon Treasure Hunt Afrika White Major Love Christian Dames
@SomeGuy617
@SomeGuy617 5 лет назад
Deja Blue :D
@studinthemaking
@studinthemaking 4 года назад
Max power. Lance goodthrust.
@andrewgraham6339
@andrewgraham6339 3 года назад
“Now you’re just Olivia Munn looking for a pa...” Sir. No, sir! It was her sheer talent that got her those parts.... And the movie roles as well.
@gremice31
@gremice31 6 лет назад
" we've got a live cop in there.." "do us all a favour. Don't tell Ferguson Missouri" you have a beautiful career in stand up comedy ahead of you razor fist! Savage LOL
@thewayfarer8849
@thewayfarer8849 9 лет назад
I actually love these movie reviews more than your game videos XD You motivated me to record Showdown in Little Tokyo, and it was just... glorious Just a few future suggestions: Hero, RoboCop, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max xD
@Dragonfury3000
@Dragonfury3000 5 лет назад
Robocop is a must
@SonofTiamat
@SonofTiamat 9 лет назад
Big Mclargehuge! lol, I love Space Mutiny
@Sawta
@Sawta 5 лет назад
8:13, he fires before his gun is even at eye level. Incredible!
@jenkelley8097
@jenkelley8097 2 года назад
Lol I'm glad someone else caught that.
@xXxRaVeNcRoFt_LuVrr69
@xXxRaVeNcRoFt_LuVrr69 9 лет назад
A sleeper Seagal classic that you gotta cover The Glimmer Man
@nexus8917
@nexus8917 9 лет назад
LMAO at the Olivia Munn joke!
@cormano64
@cormano64 9 лет назад
+Nexus8 It wooshed me. Please explain.
@theblocksays
@theblocksays 9 лет назад
+Nexus8 Phfff, she already made fun of herself on Attack of the Show WAY back when she was still on: when they had a jar of mayonnaise and Kevin was all "Hey Olivia, do a reenactment of your audition for the Network" and then it cuts to a "technical difficulties" screen and cuts back to her with a glob on her face LMAO!
@haillobster7154
@haillobster7154 3 года назад
The Kristen Stewart joke was even better.
@NitpickCritic
@NitpickCritic 8 лет назад
That "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" montage though lol
@jackall-trades6149
@jackall-trades6149 Год назад
Spent Father's day watching this with my dad. Thanks, Razorfist!
@veronicasilk8429
@veronicasilk8429 5 лет назад
This was a time when Steven Seagal was actually badass and didn't constantly rely on body doubles.
@Trencher1375
@Trencher1375 9 лет назад
I guy I know has Steven Segal as his favourite action star. His favourite thing about Segal's movies is that Segal is never close to be challenged by any opponent, it has gone so far that now he get annoyed just by getting a single punch on the hero in any movie.
@The_Baecon_King
@The_Baecon_King 3 года назад
That Kurt Angle reference had me dying.. 😆 😆 😆
@Maxpound
@Maxpound 9 лет назад
I saw this movie a million times when I was a kid. Thanks Razorfist.
@wangbot47
@wangbot47 9 лет назад
Tornado Von Killfist for President.
@TheRageaholic
@TheRageaholic 9 лет назад
+Mark Samenfink True story: Steven Seagal has expressed an interest in running for the governorship of Arizona.
@ehcmier
@ehcmier 9 лет назад
+The Rageaholic AAAARRGH!
@tenofspades4470
@tenofspades4470 9 лет назад
+The Rageaholic YES!
@NolanHickey
@NolanHickey 9 лет назад
+The Rageaholic Who's arm does Seagal have to sap to get elected?
@willgold664
@willgold664 9 лет назад
Sorry. Brick Thundershaft has my vote.
@andrewgraham6339
@andrewgraham6339 3 года назад
Every time I see that Vader “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Scene it just gives me the giggles. It just killed that trilogy but it was already dead since the introduction of Jar Jar Binks.
@IMatchoNation
@IMatchoNation 9 лет назад
The RC playlist for Steven Seagal movies should be called 'A Flock of Seagals.'
@sykodx469
@sykodx469 9 лет назад
Me: Neat vid. Another winner from Razorfist. [scroll back to RU-vid homepage] [ad comes up] Ad: When the storm hits... Me: oh don't you start goddammit.
@langying
@langying 9 лет назад
+sykodx469 *Has adblocka plus* What ad was that?
@sykodx469
@sykodx469 9 лет назад
langying It was some ad for migraine relief via some strange armband, but I just laughed at the fact that I noticed that tagline immediately after watching a video where a guy named Storm hits EVERYTHING.
@langying
@langying 9 лет назад
***** Sounds reasonable. Also, for an Aikido guy, Steven Segul's characters are always looking for an excuse to hurt people.
@trago1337
@trago1337 9 лет назад
My muscle mass increased after hearing that "blood bank" one liner.
@JDSoos
@JDSoos 8 лет назад
Putting Stormbringer, at the end, was pure genius!
@NewCanada
@NewCanada 9 лет назад
I still love the 90's probably because I was born in 1987 and I'm part of Generation Y. It's the era I grew up in and majority of my childhood was spent in the 90s. I don't like the 21st century though similar to how most people who grew up in the 80s don't like the 90s. Probably because I was a teenager and now an adult in the 21st century.
@nathanlehto8780
@nathanlehto8780 9 лет назад
I feel you on that brotha. you have great cartoons like ren and stimpy, rockos modern life (my personal fav) the Monday knight wars of wresling and great music, if you new were to look and the golden age of video games. tho I will admit the 90s was the death nail for pop.
@NewCanada
@NewCanada 9 лет назад
Nathan Lehto Probably so I didn't start listening to a lot of music until the 2000s. So I'm not sure how much of the music from the 90s was good and bad.
@nathanlehto8780
@nathanlehto8780 9 лет назад
+LOL Party Up same here, it's just that, I dare someone to show me an 80s pop song I don't like. than you turn to the 90s and up and it's catchy soulless pop music. and don't get me started on the boy band phenomenon of the 90s.
@refineries147
@refineries147 9 лет назад
+LOL Party Up 90s music was awesome.You must of heard of 'what is love don't hurt me' And let me see that thong dong dong.One band I couldn't stand listing when growing up was Westlife.
@NewCanada
@NewCanada 9 лет назад
refineries147 Yeah I'm familiar with 90s music now because of Slacker Radio. But I didn't start listening to music a lot till the 2000s.
@ardvarkboy
@ardvarkboy 9 лет назад
Oh yeah .. I remember this came out when I was in high school. So much time was spend discussing every over the top moment of this wonderful film.
@TheAgentmigs
@TheAgentmigs 9 лет назад
"Take you to the bank......................................................the blood bank."
@BriGuyIT
@BriGuyIT 3 года назад
"Carlos Mencia and the Funky Bunch"??? You.. are my number one.. GUY!
@brandocolossus5965
@brandocolossus5965 5 лет назад
Miss these old action movies.
@chicagomademan7989
@chicagomademan7989 8 лет назад
oh the kurt angle jokes got me.... was not expecting them at all.
@ganjam0n
@ganjam0n 9 лет назад
deep purple storm bringer at the end, great song :)
@theardortraveler7920
@theardortraveler7920 9 лет назад
YES!! MST3K reference! Thank you Razorfist!! \m/ ^^
@willgold664
@willgold664 9 лет назад
This was one of my dad's favorites. Brings back memories. Excellent choice Mr. Fist. Marked for Death would make a great follow-up.
@kewltyler44
@kewltyler44 9 лет назад
I love the clever uses of the metal gear references in this video lol I love stuff like that.
@SEGAhoarder_
@SEGAhoarder_ 6 лет назад
One of my favourite action films, Seagal at his peak, when he at least could be bothered to record his own lines. Some recent Seagal films, he even had his own lines dubbed.. -____- Love the videos and that you've reviewed so many of the classic action film genre.I have a few suggestions, 1995's The Hunted (with christopher lambert- one of my favourite ever action films), Cracker Jack (with Thomas Ian Griffith) and The Perfect Weapon (Jeff Speakman). All 90's action films, carrying on that tradition of 80's macho style.
@dirtydave2691
@dirtydave2691 6 лет назад
This is the 3rd time I've watched this....................laughed myself to tears of rage!
@buckwheat219970
@buckwheat219970 9 лет назад
Rageaholic Cinema wins again. My favorite Razorfist segments!
@noleenole8254
@noleenole8254 7 лет назад
Just found you through Sargon and am a major fan now! You're great. Making my way through all this glory.
@Gator159
@Gator159 Год назад
I am here because you mentioned you reviewed this movie on Critical Drinker's Open Bar. Good advertising lol
@zew1414
@zew1414 4 года назад
Brick Thundershaft, aw that's gold!
@trikstari7687
@trikstari7687 3 года назад
The inclusion of the MST3K names, was absolutely superb. Well done.
@AngusAngry
@AngusAngry 8 лет назад
Hi Razor, have you ever thought about reviewing the 1988's Gary Busey action star vehicle ''Bulletproof''? I mean, Gary Busey as an action star, you've got to be intrigued by it at the very least.
@jayrobitaille2402
@jayrobitaille2402 9 лет назад
I got all my injuries from going at Steven Seagal with a knife. I thought using a knife gave you advantage like when you normally take a knife to a fist fight. LOL my bad.
@gafoot5368
@gafoot5368 5 лет назад
I lost at the end of 4:45 to 4:55 segment!!! I watched that part several times. Great review. Sorry I'm over three years late in seeing this!
@zuttoaragi8349
@zuttoaragi8349 3 года назад
It is SO refreshing to see someone actually taking Seagal's movies as the bloodthirsty bullshit they are rather than constantly throwing shit at the man's work.
@zuttoaragi8349
@zuttoaragi8349 3 года назад
@@GigaChadh976 The new stuff is all anyone ever talks about. Schwarzenegger's new movies are hot garbage, but everyone still holds up his old movies as the chode-throttling machismo factories that they are.
@Outlaw8908
@Outlaw8908 4 года назад
God I miss the 80’s.
@OmegaPaladin144
@OmegaPaladin144 2 года назад
This was the only action movie we had in the house growing up - every thing else was hallmark channel stuff. I used to watch this over and over alongside about half of Out for Justice left on a VHS...
@mizakzee
@mizakzee 9 лет назад
I love how razor dissed everyone in this film, racist ineffectual cops, blood thirsty cop hating mobs, munn, everyonr
@nerdflu5829
@nerdflu5829 9 лет назад
"Be with ya in a bit son, Daddy has to kill a man" almost made me spit take my health juice smoothie all over my everything
@_Only_Zuul
@_Only_Zuul 3 года назад
steven segal running: the compilation video that needs to happen..
@davidstubbs2361
@davidstubbs2361 9 лет назад
I love you for this, not the movie, but the presentation.
@SirJamesDTech
@SirJamesDTech 9 лет назад
I nominate Above the Law as the next in the Seagal series. Congrats on 40k too.
@akinadownhillace
@akinadownhillace 9 лет назад
"I'm going to take you to the bank Senator Trent, the blood bank." Lost my shit.
@LeviDaManJabroni
@LeviDaManJabroni 8 лет назад
i was laughing from beginning to end man holy shit that was funny
@jbellflower83
@jbellflower83 7 месяцев назад
😂 nice MST 3000 space mutiny reference thrown in there
@MrTickleTrunk
@MrTickleTrunk 9 лет назад
Bonus points for including the MST3K montage of the manliest of manly names!
@Smith686plus
@Smith686plus 7 лет назад
We must have more of these!
@yojimbo9310
@yojimbo9310 Год назад
Space Ice loves seagal! His favorite actor by far!
@shanecochran2491
@shanecochran2491 8 лет назад
please do Marked for Death , or Under Siege. big fan
@doctorhouse3151
@doctorhouse3151 8 лет назад
Rageholic you gotta do one of these reviews for ROBOCOP.
@TangoPoppa
@TangoPoppa 9 лет назад
Nice use of MST3k "Space Mutiny" audio at the beginning there. XD
@flashthompson1085
@flashthompson1085 6 лет назад
Space Mutiny my favorite mst3k episode. Thank you good sir.
@HillValley85
@HillValley85 8 лет назад
Which game does the "Youuuuuuuu" sound effect come from? 11:04-11:11 and 12:52.
@original_magicnaut
@original_magicnaut 5 лет назад
It's Yooo Kabuki Sound Effect
@Thepnastyone
@Thepnastyone 9 лет назад
One of your finest episodes yet... oh who am i kidding? OUT FUCKIN STANDING GOD FUCKIN SPEEED !!!!
@MechanizedFantasy
@MechanizedFantasy 9 лет назад
Ahhhh, the many names of David Ryder! That shit will never get old. "Bolt VanderHuge!"
@HeavyMetalGamerShow
@HeavyMetalGamerShow 9 лет назад
This movie is so damn good, picked it up on DVD for $2.99 a while back.
@2545poc
@2545poc 4 года назад
I ❤️ your channel! Why aren’t any of these companies selecting you for their DVD commentaries? That’s the biggest crime of all! 🔥🔥🔥
@nwoyirsa7722
@nwoyirsa7722 3 года назад
The Jeff Jarret joke alone gets a like
@brianmcavanaugh
@brianmcavanaugh 3 года назад
We need more rageaholic cinemas.
@SeattleMarksJoint3
@SeattleMarksJoint3 7 лет назад
Lovin' the Stormbringer, Coverdale on vocs with Purple. Bought that vinyl in the 70's.
@vlweb3d
@vlweb3d 9 лет назад
*HITSUNE MIKU GIVING THE FINGER !?!?* Where did you find that footage, RazorFist? I gotta know.
@Proff0ak
@Proff0ak 8 лет назад
+Scawking ROASTE D
@andymartin813
@andymartin813 5 лет назад
Kick ass intro. Juggler by Anthem kicks ass!!!
@TheMillerMilitia
@TheMillerMilitia 7 лет назад
Razor is a MST3K fan?! Your taste (besides MGS) is both unexpected and fantastic good sir.
@cmcross1
@cmcross1 4 года назад
This is the greatest series of film reviews I’ve ever seen. I look forward to the next installment! #FuckYeah 🇺🇸👍🏼
@beardedbjorn5520
@beardedbjorn5520 6 лет назад
Please bring these back
@MagicalMaster
@MagicalMaster 9 лет назад
God damnit Razorfist, I thought I could lift weights while watching this but you made me laugh so hard that I might have a broken foot now.
@RavenHouseMystery
@RavenHouseMystery 4 года назад
No one does action movie reviews better than Razorfist and you can take that to the bank.👍
@destroyerinazuma96
@destroyerinazuma96 7 лет назад
The scene with the partner's demise reminded me of one from russian show "the Blind Man" featuring an ex-spec op struggling in 90' Russia. A guy with a Kalashnikov tried to kill the MC but only shot one burst before the man bitch slapped him into K.O. He later recovered at the hospital, since russian spec ops guys are tough af
@live2rock13
@live2rock13 9 лет назад
Hell Yeah! A real action movie and RazorFist reached the 40,000 mark. FUCK YEAH!!!
@josemarti6896
@josemarti6896 9 лет назад
As huge Seagal fan, I thank you!
@holydiver73
@holydiver73 5 лет назад
Please, please, please do Road House
@PhoenixWakeStudios
@PhoenixWakeStudios 6 лет назад
12:53 Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thank you.
@openmythirdeye
@openmythirdeye 5 лет назад
"Then I discovered the healing power of death" 😂😂🤣
@Jambon_Emmental
@Jambon_Emmental 9 лет назад
Yes! Awesome vid for an awesome film thanks. Here's hoping for a follow-up vid for Marked for Death. Scrooofaaaace!
@longshelton
@longshelton 9 лет назад
All hail the apocalypse that "Hard to kill" has bought to the world
@trustobey1016
@trustobey1016 9 лет назад
This just made my day.
@PFiction24
@PFiction24 3 года назад
Star Wars and Star Trek in one montage!
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