Walker is _way_ hotter than Kunis, but people can't help but trip over their lotion bottles to massage their meat to her. Neither one can really act all that well, IMO, so I share your wonderment.
I mean if we're talking action movie badasses, shouldn't Kurt Russel be somewhere on that list? Does the name *Soldier* ring any bells? I think that movie is right up the same alley as this one.
then he ruins it in Overboard with Goldie Hawn and its all downhill from there.. although i do love that Santa Clause movie he did (2018).. Its almost too hallmark-y for me but then they crush it with the singing in the jail cell with the druggies and hookers. lol
@@ronniejdio9411 to be fair in a fist fight ROCK Mogs them all but yeah I get what you say except for maybe lundgreen but again the ROCK is Samoan and Lundgreen is a VIKING so that will be interesting
I was hoping to hear that line from Dolph Lundgren in this review "You forgot to take your vitamins, SOLDIER." Oh well, had a good laugh with the Will Sasso bit from Mad TV.
Always thought of the Universal Solders being more like Juicers than cyborgs. A juicer is a form of any sentient being enhanced by chemicals, providing the being with an augmented strength and endurance. 1. Excerpted from Rifts® RPG
The thing that I don't think people understand about these reviews; it's not really shitting on the movie. Yeah you crack jokes and poke fun at things that no one saw when the movies came out. Thank you for keeping these movies alive
i said it now and i said it before, frikkin killer editing work and speaking skills!!! both of you guys have more skill then justin beiber and one direction ever started a duet!
(bows in worship) Thank you for clipping in the Guyver Suit scene. I would bet 3/4 of your viewers wouldn't have a clue about that series. So Bad It was Good.
To be honest the expendables series is the only series of movies as of late I have actually enjoyed and having met Van Damn and sparred with the super flexible freak he seems to only respect people who can put up a fight.
I'd say that Statham tries too hard to be a badass and ends up looking every time like an actor who plays a badass, Which is one of the most pathetic things you can see on screen.
YES! That or The Mechanic, not only because it is another bad ass (though not nearly as funny) Bronson movie, but also it will allow razorfist to do one of the things he does best, shit on things/people everyone likes, since the remake started Jason Stathem