If you prefer your action stars so bland they manage to be upstaged by their bellbottoms... 1986's Cobra ripoff SCORPION is for you. Check RazörFist on Twitter: / raz0rfist Join the RazörFist Force: steamcommunity....
@@mikeehinger6566 Seriously, who the hell owns the copyright and why aren’t they just as soon throwing it to the wind rather than admit to the embarrassment of having ever owned it? Why would they CARE?
I figured it was Disney for that recorder Star Wars theme. They'll hit you with a strike for just saying "Ewoks in the Forest of Endor" even if it's a reference to my junk.
*"Tonny Tullenners dropped Chuck Norris"* *Steiner:* "that's a lie!" *Tonny:* "check the numbers" *Chuck:* "it's true....he must be some kind of genetic freak"
I would say early 2000s "even though not everyone likes The Matrix" but when it opened to hipster low energy culture of 2013. It fell flat on its face. And now the government and entertainment industry is actually run by it. Sure there is gold if you seek here and there. But its not nearly as good interms of massive mainstream entertainment value as before 2013. Hopefully people will have enough of low energy potheads, hopefully. And edgelords will rise up again!
Early 2000s pop culture was fun too. Loved the Star Wars prequels, Matrix films, Lord of the Rings films... Malcolm in the Middle.... I think a few years into 2010s we saw the unravelling of society. Seems like 2014 is where we started to see a lot of blatant insanity. And its just spiraled from there to where the world is today.
Due to this being reuploaded, I shall again posit the following query: Exactly what drugs were the writers of this movie on when they came to the conclusion that, for this action movie starring a first-time actor with an undeniably legit background as a world-class martial artist, instead of copious action scenes to show off his talents and hide his limitations as a thespian, what it *_really_* needed was a pace so slow continental drift would angrily pass it on the highway and more phone calls than all 5 seasons of The Wire? And as a follow-up, where might I procure some?
🤔 Laughing was the last thing on my mind, as the intensity of the drama and the rock-solid plot had me glued to the screen! I was so engrossed in each and every unpredictable plot twist, that I completely forgot about such things as laughter! This is surely THE BEST movie of all time, right up there with "Surf Nazis Must Die"! 😁
With Superhero movies going the way of the westerns we need an 80s action film renaissance but we all know Hollywood is too pc to bring those films back.
Don't give Hollywood any ideas. They will have those remakes starring 100 pound supermodels or butch ladies who for some unexplained phenomena can take on 200 to 300 pound dudes
Me: This Scorpion guy doesn't sound so tough. Razor: He dropped Chuck Norris three times in a fair fight. Me (Falls back in chair lays on floor with feet in the air.) I retract my last comment.
I just laughed for 33 minutes straight!!! My wife is calling to have me committed, she can't understand why I am laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 🤟🤟🤟🤟 God fuckin speed!!!
14:03 Each phone ring. Me imagining coming from a casio keyboard sound effect. Illicit's great spontaneous laughter. The Razor cut is definitely the way to watch "The Scorpion."
The 70's did have a suspiciously large number movies and TV shows with "Car approaches a parking spot" scenes. I'm sure there was a reason beyond needing to stretch the run time and cocaine, but I can't think of a good one.
This movie looks like something Mystery Science Theater 3000 would riff on, and I would totally be there for it. However, Razor, you riffing on it is just as good.❤🦋💜 Love the Game of Thrones theme song......on the flute ffs.🤣
I just watched Game of Death and even though that was cobbled together five years after Bruce Lee's death, and is pretty cheesy in parts, it's still a top film with a shit ton of great martial arts action. Imagine that, this piece of shit film is even beaten by a film starring a dead guy.
I cant anymore, my eyes are melting.. this shit is so bad Ryan Johnson asked the director for pointers for SW:TLJ. if it wasnt for Razor's commentary i wouldnt have gotten this far into it
@@twoinfla wtf yes!!! I don't care that I already own every damn alice album on this planet I just love razors enthusiasm when it comes to metal, "all killer, no filler, fucking buy it, next"
