Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 3/5 

Had to google that.... person. And these jokes work if they are atleast somehwat believable.

Lazarus LongNL it’s a joke from a ZF arma vid

Lazarus LongNL Its an i side joke from the other arma vids Basically, in game they have to rescue a hostage. Cyanide names the hostage Sophia Miacova and talks of sexing her but the hostage is a male avatar with a male imitating a female voice. Cyanide kills "sophia" twice in the bullshittery whils everyone mocks him

Lazarus LongNL understand the meme before you judge the meme... Psalm 10:13

@@lazaruslongnl9046 big clown

How can anyone be this bloody clever???

TrellDragon Anasa maybe it’s not their cleverness that makes them genius but their terribleness that shines in the turdnip night. Lol I’ll jump off now.

Where/ when was this said?

@@alexaa1 I know in The Weaver Option, which is a WH40K story, there this set of lines: “Gunners, do you see the ugly crimson hover-vehicles at eight hours coming in our direction?” “Yes, Colonel!” “I don’t want to.”

timestamp please

I must be slacking, still around 60%

Michael mines 82%

What if I tell you I've always understand like 80% of what nevil says xD

@@potatoslayer9526 God among men

@@mannfred1440 Nah, he's just fluent in idiot, like Cyanide.

"Defense" budget, yep

Yep, we gotta defend those oil refineries somehow.

Engitainment it.. is though :/

Engitainment Someone is salty

Hitman3000hawk how is that salty? he’s being sarcastic

It hurt me as well.

Me also, I felt it through my screen

I felt it through space and time.

Thats what my crush said to me when she was talking to me when i tryed to ask her out

*has flashbacks to Ross from gamegrumps* yeah that stuff never ends well :T

Benji should know he’s got a good mate.

He's such a lad

5:36

Pure joy. 😄

Something I tend to quote with equal enthusiasm

Lol right

Queue loony tunes tune

See y'all in therapy.

Bro do you understand how long these subtitles would take to make? You gotta give him time

Excalibur Rebel r/whoooooosh

Imperial Japan in 1945: "Mistakes were made..."

​@@richardtaylor1652 Here comes the sun

​@@Rurik_Luci"we sank 8 boats and they dropped the sun on us TWICE!"

@@Jadefox32 badger for the win!

@@Rurik_Luci Bringing you love and shining on everyone

I mean irl they'll call in mortar strikes on some random ass dude with a sniper rifle.

In france they used drones to stop manifrstants ...... they got destroyed by pigeons the same day

@@hellsentthe3rd318 I'd say a more accurate version is: the drones did their job, then shredded some pigeons, thus malfunctioning and plummeting to their destruction.

@@11Survivor well still couldn't stop the manifestants for longer than an afternoon

@@hellsentthe3rd318 Eh. Drones suck anyways.

HunterK25 When you use a 2 Billion dollar plane with a 400,000 dollar bomb to bomb a 25 dollar tent

OVERKIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Cuz 'Merica.

@@Crankiebox99 yeah

Yee, we do shit like this lol

It was 2 months

you spelled 5 years wrong.

Part 2 is when i was 13, now i'm 18

@@AchmadAs-sidiq Next time video is out, you will be able to drink.

Holy shit, this time i could understand Nevil. Looks like he got himself a better mic

I know what you're talking about and I love it.

The bombs were dropped in an attempt to end the war without having to basically kill half or more of the Japanese population at the time. Instead of the millions of deaths that were estimated in an invasion of Japan, 200,000 is a much gentler number.

Sgt Invictus Idk why RU-vid ate my comment but basically all of that is American propaganda, Japan was already surrendering. Japan also attacked a _military base_ while we _nuked two civilian cities_ which is legally a war crime...

ea sports, its in the game wow, stunning display of American arrogance.

@@davidhoran7116 wow, stunning display of me not giving a fuck. As I said, the winner write the war crime, it's like how winners write history, Japan did war crimes, we didn't

"BUT ITS SZUN TZU SOVIET"

Senx Jizuz

Same!! Hahaha

I decided to go into the comments right when he was saying that and I read this in perfect time with when he said it

Anyone is a drinking mate if you're an alcoholic

@@kamikaze4172 I swear nobody can make a harmless comment without someone getting overly dramatic about it.

@@g.w.k.y6869 How is that dramatic? That too was a joke

@@kamikaze4172 Ah, okay. sorry dude, i didn't catch on at all.

@@g.w.k.y6869 Depends on how you read it. I've been saying that a long while. If you enjoy a drink? You can enjoy it with anyone

I personally enjoy every time he appears, and I'm amazed by Soviet's decoding abilities !

this plot wack, the director injected too much morphine in his ass

And Cyanide's hot girlfriend didn't?

@@isakthabro8233 *Crazy

@@MakiKata59 he has learned from master cyanide

Someone call the cops cuz we just witnessed a murder

@Ganesh BS well still considered pretty

@@bhismarazani6750 asking for a friend I presume?

@@watyhu99 The fuck, THAT counts as super hot? she isn't even top 20% of that age group looks-wise

@Ganesh BS you talk a whole lotta bullshit

Practice is key to improvement... that very sentence must have been said innumerable times... especially within that clan.

A little improvement

you're becoming fluent in idiot

@Levi Nitsah holy shit, it explained why Nevil can only say fuck you back then

I'm not even sure if it's nevil now

I mean comon they shot up their own school, shopping center, movie theaters, bars and god knows what else, it should be a very established fact that they got no chill

@@tonyliu6749 We also shoot back at them, but you'll never see that covered in media.

@@billmelater6470 because it goes against their narrative.

@@billmelater6470 an infinitesimally small amount that in no way mitigates the wider, systemic issue of gun violence, you mean

@@GamerBurgerz My guns have yet to decide they want to kill someone, its mental health that's the problem, its a shit system if you dont have people to really fall back on

Remember the bagers.

No, they just send them weapons

Honestly it's kind of just out of principle at that point, you stole our truck so we'll steal your life..... And that of everybody that has the bowls to side with you.

Specially not SOVIET terrorists...

It do, but just sometimes

Dusty Wolfe I love the reference

@Ryan Repka what’s the referance?

I don’t care, but it’s dragonball Z abridged but the broly movie

Lovely reference mate.

I see you are a man of culture as well

If your mates chick is acting out you support your bro. I thought that was common knowledge.

Cyanide still got fat shamed so give it awhile and they’ll be murdering each other just like old times

Its russia dude

What sort of loopy land have we entered?

The West Midlands

It really is The most scary real thing at least

Insurgency quartet: OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Considering they only sent one to bump off Bin Laden yeah. xD

@@taliawtf6944 Question is which Spec Ops team was sent this time. 1st SFOD-D (Delta Force)? DEVGRU (SEAL Team Six)? Green Berets? Or maybe the occupation is a multi-national task force led by the US with European allies and those guys were SAS or 1st RPIMA or SOG or some shit like that.

@@Phantom-qr1ug Either way it would result in womble screaming like a girl so I am fine with any of them. xD

why not both?

@@Oliver_JW why not indeed

Well the... the subtitles help...

@@Oliver_JW damn you beat me I was gonna say both too

Probably the second option

I mean, if you want to be considered a superpower, you have to act like one... I guess

When you're America, you need to do an "Appropriate" / "Proportional" response.

They should've launched an immediate "counter-attack" to the surrounding area, taking complete control of the island, and send 500 marines after them.

Smh we didn’t even deploy 300,000 ground troops and 100,000 tanks within 15 minutes. I’m embarrassed as an American.

To be honest Nukes haven't been used since WWII.

if this game would be realistic the americans would have launched preventive retaliatory strike immediately

I’m disappointed we didn’t release a statement about how it was “a tragedy too be remembered in American history for the sacrifices of our soldiers” and then methodically slaughtering everyone on the island.

That's what the ZF clan is all about

Vietnam and afghanistan kinda established they are rather harmless ... ... ... ... If you are an under developed civilisation living in tunnels.

Copy that

Jartran72 *laughs in 15:1 kill ratio*

is she an American girlfriend? cause maybe thats why

Well you're not wrong

Kill.

Killllllll

Jerry I have told you countless times they are "terrorrists".

We are the country known for full scale offensive measurements over the smallest shit what did Womble think was gonna happen?

Never forgetti

If you look at it at another angle you can see it as an opportunity

But she's so hot

The floor touched you spaghetteeee!!!

Hehe, Soviet's getting in there

Yes

Por que no los tres?

Its MikeyHere honestly my girl can dog me as hard as she wants but when she says shit like that I get violently insecure

Honestly it really depends on the relationship it can be any of those or all of them at once. So Idiocy Inc. isn't wrong with the simple "Yes" answer.

All of the above.

I'm laughing way too hard at this XD

The greatest comment I've ever seen

You're goddamn right we don't. Education? Nahhh...put all the cash into butchering people who have no chance in hell of fighting back, then wonder why we've got a national debt the size of the fucking moon.

@@markkiefer3243 damn right brother Holla at your Texan over here

@@markkiefer3243 if it makes you feel any better the Japanese did the exact same thing to the Chinese and POWs

More like, when you poke the Yanks, they drone strike you back to the Stone Age.

Repeatedly

the gun also happens to be a .50 BMG Anti-Material Rifle

@@demonikr1 Which also happens to be (for unknown reasons) mounted atop an M1A2 Abrams MBT with a 120mm Rheinmetal smooth-bore cannon, which it then proceeds to shoot at the then bayoneted and shot target.

The US Military gets thirty billion dollars every year, and by God, they WILL spend every cent of it!!

then use milk LoL

I mean if she’s offering...

I mean if she’s offering...

@@eliasraine8726 I see what you did just there.

*"I want you to be single for me"* FTFG

If you watched this stream you actually get more of a reason he did it. He drove Edburg, I think, straight into another checkpoint. Soviet found their jeep and bodies while he was covert. They were talking about it right after this point. A little later he shows up driving a car towing like 2 or 3 others behind it for shits and giggles. One of the other ZF guys wanted to waste him with a rocket but Soviet reminded how pissed he would be getting TKed twice that quickly.

@@tigros40208 so his name isn't just a name remember he was "Holy N'evil" but soviet called him nevil and he turned into a broken english machine of insults

@@TheGuardDuck He has a speech impediment.

@@Vahkii Well, obviously, but can't he have both?

@@tigros40208 also he said heil hitler right after soviet rezzed him

It world make sense on what happened in 6:10-7:04

'Merica

Stephen Reed oh no

Stephen Reed Well she *IS* as unstable as their president!

Leiden The Yuricon is it sad that I agree with that

There's a good story

What

@@DeathnoteBB Here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_axe_murder_incident

Not a few trees. One tree.

@@bobojo37 Damn, you definitely don’t learn about stuff like that in school.

You called? Or did I miss the Bradley too?

One word "camouflage"

@@diablofrag2177 Its a tank m8.

@@cursedhawkins1305 r/woooosh??

US Military: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U1mlCPMYtPk.html

Laughs in A10 warthog

How to tell if you're fighting the Americans: If after a few minutes of shooting at them and not getting shot at back, your position is suddenly completely fucking flattened by artillery, air support, or most likely both, you can easily tell you're fighting the Americans.

Horatio Fakkeldij *speaks in UH-60 Black Hawks and Attack Helos*

RedShocktrooper send in the AC-130

Perfect onomatopoeia

@@socially_mute7086 yeah pretty much. Although I thought he was saying "Allahu Akbar" in Nevil language. P.S. The "Nevil noises" meme would work too :)))

"Hai1 Hit1er" lol I think that's the reason why he shot him. xD

@@Mrgrim888 lol that's all I hear now

And my like has gotten us to 666 likes. this comment is worthy

"Let's go poke the yanks" 5 minutes later "AMERICANS HAVE NO CHILL"

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Lacking Chill since 1776 bruh

I think he never read something involving the native-American VS the U.S government

@Southern Fun first accidental genocide in history

Almost.

Almost.

Almost.

*A L M O S T*

Almost.

*YOU WILL OBEY* *SUFFER ME NOW*

You saved us oh I don't say save more like under new management

the problem is USA found oil on their own soil ....

@DommyBoy Smith makes sense most states don't even use foreign oil because why would you have your own oil lithium however it's the stuff that makes electronic devices expensive so it's always in high demand

cease and desist*

You fucking killed him dude

And the faintest wiff of napalm.

It ain't meeee~

It ain’t me

*nyow nyowwwww, nyow nyowwwww*

Slight buzzing of the valkyries

fun fact! the US does not send troops anywhere with out air superiority

@Devon Crusader And you like it

"Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success." Erwin Rommel

@Devon Crusader Someone's upset.

@Devon Crusader lol was it your first day on /pol/? Think you're le redpilled xdxdxd because you used some parentheses?

Now, let's be fair here, you have to be chill in order to patch a guy up, otherwise you can't murder him for being a moron because he'll already be dead.

He wanted Nevil to KNOW why he died.

I am American my self.and what is this chill?The way I see it you can die to “over kill” or “over kill”

@@WildStarKitsune4574 Yesssss

To be fair, that was a stupid idea

A wild S has appeared

Trees: *Raugh in Vietnamese*

laughs in vietnamese

America: "So, you have chosen death."

Lars Geerlings not if we burn down all the trees

So perfect!

Probably poked them before they could get their morning coffee.

@@xxvorlandxx52 you ever had MRE coffee? That wouldn't save them lol

Just like real life😂

American Military: So you have chosen ..... *DEATH*

Honestly, this response is basically the US in real life. We'll do anything to minimize our casualties while maximizing the casualties of our enemies. Except for depopulating entire countries. We could do that if we wanted to, but that'd mean committing war crimes. Mainly genocide.

Her twitter is actually really funny too

Poor cy tho

@@julianbeldham8684 what's her twitter?

@@julianbeldham8684 whats her twitter?

@@Goomfulus "@HeyGortys"

Get out!

No you did not.... XD

Perfect!😎

I love it.

Jesus christ...

Probably foaming at the mouth waiting for clearance to smoke those fuckers

‘Let’s go poke the Yanks’

I laughed it because it was so hilariously incorrect. Womble's warranted an armored battalion. Bin Laden managed to get both Iraq and Afghanistan invaded.

Randomly Entertaining I mean, it isn’t entirely wrong. As someone else pointed out, they only sent one SF group to assassinate bin Laden. They sent 3 entire SF groups to deal with the Badgers, even when they were already fighting standard ground infantry

@@canadianchill6606 I mean, the badgers are technically a bunch of immortal lunatics that can conjure vehicles and deadly military equipment out of thin air.

@@dutybound2211 imagine a battalion of them

NeVILLE 27 and cyanide will have a full American accent

The most hilarious English course in the history of English courses, maybe ever

No, his english is still the same, it's US who adapted to his "english" !

NeVILLE 27 it’s holy n evil not nevil

@@UrMe666 holy n evil

You should really read the story about the tree cutting in the no man zone better the koreas

It's about sending a message.

HaTeRz A joke?? On a Sovietwomble video? Idk man sounds fake /s

thats american oil in the truck, all the oil belongs to america

@Jason Whittenburg indeed

Fallschirmjäger, getting mugged by civilian farmers in Créte: *Coughing*

"Shit! Gas prices are on the rise again.... We need another international incident. Go kill one of their generals! ..... No! No! No! The BAD one! ..... Eh, yeah sure."

Americans: Or when someone is committing a war crime

@@Hendo2488 the guy was attacking an embassy wasnt he

@@hotshotroom964 Him? No!!! Not him.... His employees, yeah, sure. But not him. Lol.

FuryousChristian then they were both being complete fuckheads

Your pfp made it funnier

You have 52 subs my guy

xX _Supreme_Memes_ Xx fixed

(Sees a vehicle specifically designed to fuck up enemy soldiers) “This will be easy”

Womble and ZF has chosen to seige an american outpost, making them tonights *_Biggest Losers_*

Dont you Dare tar us with that Brush! XD

If he lives in California, then that's what living with Americans does to you

No, he's just finally sobering up.

well it is an upgrade from grunts and urgs

Nevil confirmed alcoholic?

Lol I agree

Respect! Mf you don’t respect your own peoples opinions by views alone 😂 (this is a joke btw don’t take it personally)

Man theyre not wrong theres a video of an A-10 strafing a pair of insurgents on a vespa.

Too be fair the americans has done weirder stuff

oil can be used to buy many drones

@@Thorn19774 I know there's only one outcome of A-10 versus Vespa but a part of me wants to believe the Vespa got away

I knew trump was overdoing some shit but to actually deploy a FCKING QUADRON HELI ON ZF CLAN IS REALLY WEIRD man only one guy is enough to kill them all they'll murder each other to know who'll execute him

Ahh the russian badger. *RELOADS M32 WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

Grenade hose.

“Love can beat anything, expect a M32 rotary grenade launcher because fuck you and fuck everyone around you”

Therussianbadger one of the best youtubers of all time.

The M203 is a single-shot underbarrel grenade launcher.

Arkforge Entertainment 😂

*literally?* so how long were you in the emergency room for? fff don't use the word that *literally* means the exact opposite of what you mean.

?

@@debjoy12 wtf?

@@debjoy12 piss off

True

True, but we wait & then we laugh 👍🏻😂

@@holoqofholoqqia9503 idk, how about you crazy mother fr

@@king.kthebest6158 I'm doing fucking good thanks for asking.

@@holoqofholoqqia9503 fu#$&@! noice

Preben PK the fact that the next video might actually be posted in 2020 is pretty depressing

Wew! Agreed~

@@solarise2107 2020 is 3 months away. In comparison to Sovietwomble regular release schedule, it's a bloody miracle.

i thought he left honestly

To be honest wish i was never in 2020

American Revolution One: Freedom Rings Motha Fucka American Revolution Two: Freedom Rings Again American Revolution There: Stop Running, You’ll Only Die Tired

“Crumpet boy”

But they're playing as a greek illegal insurgency fighting the US american occupation...

CC 6871 FUCK YEAH

Womble is crumpet boy

*unfortunate son in this case

Guarantee you one of the pilots was probably playing that lmao

There's a problem with your logic sir.

a moment to shine!

I don't think he wants to

but its worth it

Yandere confirmed

no time for chill only got time for drill

Us Armi version of Netflix and chill: Drill before chill

Gotta go fast, boiiiii

America has an oil fetish, it js literally always horny for oil and wjll nkt let insurgents kinkshame them without getting its vengeance

american the biggest terrorist ever ... then people get mad over 9/11 jokes ...

I love the young people.

@Sergio UK: "God save the queen!" France: "Sacre Bleu" (Soviet) Russia: "For Stalin!" America: "THEY HAVE OIL!!!"

*Smashes tea pot*

@@forfoxsake3302 *smashes crate of tea into the frosty boston harbor*

Best way to serve reven- I MEAN tea..

🤣😂💀☠

I'm American so I pronounce z (zee) but when the ZF Clan is what I'm thinking or saying I pronounce it (zed) this has no correlation to what you said but still, wanted to say it and your comment gave me the place to say it so here have egg

@@blueeyedphantom6315 r/ nobody asked

bro, the pilot was the commander from battlefield best friends

@@Deathkri the pilot has a tripod on his bipod pistol.

With one round

The pilot parachuting down: "Ah yes, just me, my parachute, my M429 SAW with bipod, trijicon night-sights, explosive incendiary 200-round magazines, side-mounted grenade launcher, and side mounted shotgun with fletchettes, and my Desert Eagle chambered in .50 Action Express with an extended magazine, red dot, laser, and expanding ordinance."

@@ladywaffle2210 What a sore landing he's gonna have x-x

As a fat American I also do.

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that!

@@Ava-uq5dh Also Soldier: *Crit Shovels a Spy*

FAT.

I’m American. Despite my atrocious diet, I have somehow maintained a slim frame. I literally just had 2 cheeseburgers from McDonald’s with a large coca cola.

Horseyyy ` triggered much

@@nikdo100 what if hes from Vietnam?

@@metalswifty23 The Yank has been successfully poked

@@nikdo100 Portugal here. No you haven't XD

Horseyyy ` hello, vietnamese with a tree

" And they hate freedom" *ETA 5 MINUTES*

@@ScoutJohn2102 Tactical nuke incoming!

Tman Hall oil?! we’ll be there immediately!

Love how you include the Coast Guard as well lol

@@kratos948 the Coast Guard has been deployed outside of the US (e.g. Afghanistan and Iraq) which means that the US can use them however it pleases.

Hey it's 2019! You never know!

@@GmodGTX LMAO

who would know that they will be talking about periods xd

Chemy Nightcore does anyone know what’s wrong with Nevile voice

@@gus4632 idek what happened. he seems to be speaking....clearly

Ayy I remember that

Hell yes.But the Americans gun make his look like a 9mm

Dillon the A10 Warthog is an American aircraft...

@Liquid Snake It is a A10 reference, the sound "BRRRRRT" is created by an A10 MG

Zombee 003 yup.

Jomar1001001 never say don't do that to anyone in the zf clan because then that will become their sole objective

@@dionwoollaston5717 that gives me an idea... Cyanide: don't hit anything Nevil: don't speak actual English Anyone else from ZF: don't follow the objective

@@0pposite221 it won't work like that. They smell the reverse psychology

@@mothcatcher893 dammit. You're right

0pposite it only works if you tell them not to do something dangerous, stupid, stupidly dangerous or dangerously stupid

Reminds of that Area 51 meme a while ago. Area 51 Raiders: They can't stop us all Area 51 Guard Manning a Mini Gun: (Laughs in 3000 rounds per minute)

@@CommisarHood 3000? What is this, 1945?

"those are rookie numbers you gotta bump em up"

@@colecooper5836 Are you implying that miniguns now can fire MORE? o_0

@@kritikill7779 yes

ikr

That’s what friends are

And when things get serious, they will do whatever it takes to complete the job.

sometimes? 🤔🤣

@@gh0stykins Most... No, all the time

Like they said. "Minimal" force. Standard would have been a full B-52 strike.

@@onebigfatguy I think you misspelled nuclear tipped ICBM salvo strike

This is America, sending 5 Apache Longbows is the most minimal response we have.

'No better kill than overkill'

Its all about perspective :)

"There is no death, only liberation"

@@timewellspent8137 Eye for eye? Nah. Armageddon for life.

@@timewellspent8137 Here's a better one. It's a D&D joke. DM: Poke the yanks... Roll 1 d20. ZF Clan: *rolls a 1* Fu- DM: You remember Hiroshima? Your gonna wish you were Hiroshima.

Also America: There is no eating like overeating.

@@57thorns oh fuck you dude

*Mission Failed, We won't get em next time*

Unity Walks hits harder than the doomsday rounds

Prolly was a joke

Fission mailed.

FuryousChristian Thats sounded alot more like fear.

@@MattMerica76 saaaaame

Envy is not a good look for you

*Americans*

I think that was Phoenix's fault

Don't think so. I think in the 10+ years I've had the gamertag I use for everything, I've only had two or three people pronounce it right the first time, and it still annoys me xD

Alex Quill Tbf that might be because its pronounced weirdly or not how it looks aka my usernames(except this one)

🤣🤣🤣 Beautiful comment. 🤣🤣🤣

Wasn't that a line in Adventure Time? With Flame Princess?

@@IcePho maybe, but i don't remember any dicks being mentioned

The IcePhoenix if your talking about Cartoon Network pretty sure not the dick joke

Totally wortg ut

He is right though

*Distant Man From the Daily Mail*

*AND I'M SHAKING IN MY SHOES AS IM TYPING UP THE NEWS SAID THE MAN FROM THE DAILY MAIL*

Accidents happen

I wonder why he doesn't like the daily mail

@@khorkhi7107 Are you being serious? ^_^

He also streams on Twitch

Yes he streams a lot on twitch

He doesn't monetise his RU-vid videos

i know it's bait, but he does stream for his content, and I highly doubt he'd be able to monetize these videos with the "Fuck" word in them.

I'm trying my best here!