Random Dude Tries Rizzing Matsuri On Voice-Chat...【Hololive】 

Matsuri is a 16 year old cheerleader who lives inside my computer screen.

"im korean"

"Im Korean" He lied as naturally as he breathed LMAO

Bout to say this

Marine: *nervous sweating*

That's her actual lore tho

But Matsuri is a 16 year old highschooler?

That's canon. As a certain grumpy spider person would say

She's sixteen for like "checks notes" 6 years already

@@nonamejustbecause 16 years season 6

Because she’s just chaotically inclined to do so lol

ask three sizes

@@simulationkoyo She wouldn't hesitate if it doesn't make things awkward.

Do as I say, not as I do

Ayo look man, when it comes to brainwaves that *SHOULD* be landing across your grey matter the moment you hear the voice of something that *could* be someone you wanna try to rizz up, for future friendship or otherwise, of COURSE you're asking how old they are up front, especially when it's online, and they could either be a woman with a high pitched voice, or a child of either gender, and given the relatively small portion of women in the scene already for FPS you gotta be sure you're not setting yourself up for the slamdunk right into the jail cell. but for real though, if the dude's 18 it makes sense he'd ask cause they prolly do want people their age to talk to, but for those of us from mid twenties onward it's more of a gauge on how we should even treat the other person. Like I make some really crude jokes and am willing to talk about things that I would never say to anyone under 18, and often wouldn't say even to people I just don't think would handle it well. I have to imagine it's the same For Matsuri (who if memory serves is later 20's to early 30's in age? like 28?), especially given the type of unabashed flirting and jokes she makes on stream no less xD

Frfr

"Woah.. ONNA!!!"

Don't try to hide your true self behind the comment Gay astronaut

dude you evrywhere lol 😆

catfishing

Sweet devil

Guys like these are trash anyway so they deserve to be treated like the trash they are.

One might say she's... An APEX predator.

So Okayu

shes catfishing

So it's Zeta, gotcha

No no, it explains Fubuki

Don't forget: Loli

2:07 “That’s okay”

And this is why I'm very afraid of women. I'm keeping my distance and interactions from them

@@Zyntherion2202 just dont hit on underage girls and you should be generally fine mate

@@doodlemcgee is 16 underage there?

@@Mona-.- According to Japanese laws, the legal age of consent is 13. But rumors say that they will raise that to 16, which is still not a lot. Like, you do you, Japan, but this is still kinda creepy.

Korean, cute girls, and a cat... so Matsuri is going for vspo's Tsuna too!? Beware Astel, this girl has the same aim as you!

The chinese guy : "Meow~" Anyone know that ref?

If Ina gets cat ears, she'd be the one.

@@I___Am ...is that the chinese guy trying to alert the US navy air patrol?

@@cirnotheicefairy3609 That's right, glad someone knows.

Zeta it is!

It's a calling for Chuna!

Okayu...

So Fubuki, Okayu and Zeta I guess

Im not familiar with the context behind that, though i've seen it used in that context before. What does it mean to get "Nihongo jouzu'd"?

Good English lol It’s a very common thing to say That it becomes a meme at this point

@@Davenzoid It's when a Japanese speaker praises you for being "good at Japanese" (the translation). It's usually used when a foreigner is learning/trying to speak Japanese to natives. With the Japanese being known for politeness though, some people have started interpreting it as a sign that: "If your Japanese was actually proficient, they wouldn't need to comfort and praise your Japanese in the first place so that you're more confident." So that kind of became the joke.

@@Davenzoid ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Qmfipv-H4_o.html for reference

@@Davenzoid That means :"GG second language pleb, now if you please excuse me" in case people don't learn that they're overstepping their bounds in some cases. Otherwise, it's all cool

Man shoot his shot. Can't blame him

Hooking up over a video game is weird af, he had it coming ngl and lying too much red flags😂

​@@vkak1No you can definitely blame him for multiple reasons.

​@givemebeans2228 many find love via games....

@@ROBOTPETER101 go touch some grass, dude. Y'all acting like some real white knights over here.

Any reason why he would lie and say he was Korean? lol

@@zhizn_snake roleplaying as a kpop star lol

Yeah, and when he said "Anyeong haseyo" in Korean, it sounded a bit awkward. I lowkey feel a bit suspicious about the guy, but I don't want to rudely cast assumptions. Edit: Nvm. As some said, it's super creepy to ask about minor's social network info while pretending to be not yourself.😬

@@nekotj_ This is the most likely reason yeah. Asian girls nowadays love KPop stars

@@nekotj_ lmao

Good, cause that guy is creepy af. We should humiliate creeps like him.

effing matsuri is now Chris' agent. To catch a predator IN JAPAN

underrated

Marine is 17! SHE SAID SO

@@ethervagabond *slaps you with my takodachi tenticles* open your eyes man! Look at those saggy boobas 😝

​​@@ethervagabondnd the next year she's 17, and the year after next 17 too

But to start the rizz after hearing she was 16 🤔🚔

@@pjuster2 tbf he said 18 🤔

@@pjuster2 He did say he was 18 plus the age of consent in most of the world is 14-16 and only few places being 18. Even in the USA the average in all 50 states is 16 or 17. Only twelve US states are 18 for age of consent. So the other 38 states are younger for the age. Not sure why or where people keep saying or making it a huge thing about the age of 18 when the actual ages if people looked into them you'd see its incorrect. Even the rest of the world in most countries its the same at 16 or so as the average. Though Korea where the guy is supposedly from its 20 so...if he's chinese it would make more sense but I agree with the other guy that he could be lying as a possibility lol.

​@@pjuster216 is legal (barely) throughout most of Japan, so that's theoretically not an issue. I find it infinitely creepier that he's trying to get with a girl through Apex. That's terrible regardless of legality

@@pjuster2 18 and 16 dating are normal. what you on about 😂 it happened quite frequently when I was in highschool, where my friends dated 2 years younger than them

You didn't hear him at 0:49?

@@cwevan6433 people can mutter things and be unclear, i didn't see anything off from that alone

By "femme" you mean uh...a feminine lesbian?

@@ethervagabond I don't know the specific thing because I'm straight and really love big badonkas women with abs 🤣 But I read that the gay community in Japan adopted "Neko" as a term that refers to “bottom,” partners who enjoy being submissive rather than dominant. It can also refer to “femmes” among women. And the funny thing is every hololive girls that have interest in the same gender always pick cat as their favourite pet and animal.

Mikochi's connection with Neko is for the same reason imo.

Them: can you speak Japanese? Me: iie Them: NIHONGO JOUZU

Me: you don't have to be fake polite, jap.