Random Untitled Gooseshittery 

My Patrons have been teasing me about the ending. As they make the preposterous claim, that there are actually SEVEN bells in the pit. Not six. But obviously they are mistaken. As that would have been a ridiculous mistake to have made on the night. So you see, there are in fact...SIX. Six bells in the pit. *cough* You see six bells in the pit!!

womble simply stating "I'm a goose" while slow flapping, feels so perfect every time.

The dedication to continuity here is admirable. After the goose honks into that bottle, every single time we see the bottle from that point on, it still contains the honk. Truly praiseworthy

8:43 I like how this implies that the goose doesn't know what a human is, but knows what a Spitfire is

I absolutely love how he swings back and forth between, "I am but a foolish goose," and, "I am the harbinger of your prejudiced sins."

The fucking effort to animate the whole ambulance scene. Man. 🎉🎉🎉

The ambulance scene really caught me off guard. The animators did amazing on this video.

The funny part about the shopkeep lady selling the child his own toy is that you can actually repeat the task infinitely! She will take the toy and put it up for sale as many times as she finds it, and each and every time the boy will find it, ask to take it back, and pay more and more money for his own property. There’s even a secret task where you can take something from another place like the groundskeeper’s shovel or the old man’s harmonica, leave it near her, and she will scam them too!

The mannerisms of this Goose fit Soviet's personality really well. It's almost scary how well they compliment each other.

This is by far the most immersed I've ever seen Womble. He lived out all of his antagonist dreams.

Today's puns: "Goose Willis" "Have a gander" "Quack Ops" "Aspara-goose" "Whistle honker" "You've done goosed" "Me-bumps" "Metal Goose Solid" "Put it on my bill" Thanks for tuning in to the Pun Report... I'm a goose.

A friend of mine counted how many times Womble declares himself to be a goose. It's 42.

8:55 DID YOU JUST ANIMATE THE WORK "HONK" inside that bottle for the whole f-ing video??? Dude you're amazing

Womble doesn't even need the instructions most of the time. He naturally accomplishes the goose tasks by following his chaotic desires

In the words of a wise man: YOU MASSIVE OVEREDITOR!! I've not played this game and was completely fooled by the ambulance.

32:49 Can we just talk about how _THE HONK IS STILL INSIDE THAT DAMN GLASS JAR?!_

The fact that he animated and kept the honk inside the bottle was absolutely amazing and shows how much he loves what he does

Theres nothing like the boundless delight of a gamer getting a "Make Noise On Command" button. EDIT: Thank ye for the likes. You all truly understand what I mean. Whether it be barks, meows, a fart, or the good ol Rock and Stone and everything in between.

Are we all gonna ignore the perfectly timed tail waggle with Womble's cheeky giggle at 3:45?

New drinking game every time Womble says "I'm a goose" we take a shot, suffice it to say I will not be going to work this afternoon

Womble: I feel sorry for this kid Also Womble not even 5 minutes later honking and chasing him into the shop.

I was NOT expecting fully animated scenes. Very, very impressive Mr. Womble.

19:00 the way he pridefully spreads his wings is so funny and cute, like "GAZE, EVERYBIRDY! GAZE UPON MY GOD-GIVEN RIBBON!"

30:17 - I love the little details here. There's a Stranger portrait from _Outer Wilds,_ and above it, a self-portrait of Womble's face reveal for his _The Forest_ documentary. The care that goes into these little joke cuts is incredible.

The honk into the bottle was a golden moment for me, genuine joy. I knew the second you picked it up that it was going to be magic and you didn't disappoint.

I'm scared to know the amount of hours that go into editing the title cards for these videos😂

I’m worried that if Soviet ever gets arrested, the bodycam footage will show him frantically shouting ‘I’m a goose, I’m a goose!’ right before the taser deployment.

I love how soviet cares so much the about editing. He replies to so many of the comments describing what he's done and it's always clear in the end product that a lot of the hours he spends are 100 percent worth it.

Having a British gent playing as a British goose in a British themed game gives me a whole different appreciation for this video.

I have never been more excited for a playthrough.

I'm a Japanese and a beginner in learning English. AND I *LOVE* THIS VIDEO. 自分用 1:03 読めない。俺ガチョウだから。 1:48 俺、ガチョウパワーでゲート開けた？ 2:14 I'm a goose. 2:29~3:52 公園整備士を濡らすまでの一連の流れ 4:17 何もしてないよ、何？ 4:26 邪魔だよ！ 5:02 アルツハイマーか何かなんじゃないですか？ 5:16 lOOk aT ME i'M a hUmAn 5:31 wtfこいつ自分の花壇を踏んで…！？ 5:37 gooses goose geese... I'm okey!! 6:33 ガチョウって難しいね 7:04 差別主義者のロン 7:33 差別主義者のロンに負けた(´•ω•`) 9:42 立ってるだけなのに！！ 9:59 Ron, Ronda, Ronnie in 偏見の村 10:43 アイツはいいのに俺はダメなんかよ！？ 12:54~14:48 ToDo:誰かに持ち物を"買い戻させ"ましょう 15:08 ショッピングしてるだけじゃん！？ 15:19 ああ新しい箒だね… *ちょっと待って？* **看板* 16:31 陽動→閉じ込め成功 16:53 ふぁっきゅーロンダ、♪Let's go this way 17:03 suspicious: 疑い深い、不審な 17:35 ガチョウ、引っ越しの挨拶 17:53 突如始まる妄想(下品) 18:38 止まらない妄想(依然として下品) 18:52 成り代わりガチョウ 19:06 and... *DONG* (そして始まる妄想アテレコ) 19:17 質問: 芸術家としての彼女のチョイスについて→隣人から嫌われている理由 19:30 "確かに私の頭蓋の容量には限りがあるが、悪に対しては無限である…私はガチョウなのだから😉" 19:48 やぁ！戻ったよ！会いたかった？ 20:10 正直失礼じゃね？ *バサッ* 21:27 何して…まさか……偏見だ！！！！ 21:52 *carrying a bra * 22:13 依然駆け巡る妄想(ずっと下品) 22:47 見ろよ、隣人ビッチがおたくのバラ切ったぞー！！ 23:13 終わらない妄想(もはや下品) 23:41 goose bumpsで鳥肌って意味らしい 24:44 ドア開いてるじゃん 24:53 Goose's delivery 25:35 Real delivery lady 25:49 入ってもいい？ 26:20 皆様ご想像の通り 26:55 手痛い歓迎 27:21 掠め取ったハーモニカ 27:46 Goose performance in front of ladies ...更新予定

This is a supremely realistic depiction of a goose's thought processes. I should know. I grew up on a poultry farm and was embroiled in a 3-way waragainst the ganders and the border collies for almost a decade... which took a turn for the worse when my friend Benn came by and both the ganders and the collies put aside their differences to attack his welly boots.

I will treasure this video like it's the only one I'll have for months

That stuck honk is such a gem. You really are a dedicated artist Soviet

the constant uttering of "I'm a goose" brought me so much joy

UGG was probably one my favorite little indie games of recent years because of how simple it is but so...chaotic at the same time. Mild puzzle solving while being allowed to be a total gremlin. Its almost relaxing.

34 Minutes of Womble playing a annoying but loveable creature terrorizing everyone near him... So it's basically the Cyanide RPG experience

Womble has the exact personality the goose game was made for

In my entire life I've never felt such an intense connection to a phrase that says "𝙞'𝙈 𝘼 𝙜𝙊𝙤𝙎𝙚" I feel represented 😌

I’m surprised about there being less comments about the gardener ambulance scene!! I would’ve thought it was one of the first few comments I would see while scrolling down, honestly. It looked so accurate to the style of the game that most people must’ve not even noticed it was your addition, absolutely fantastic work.

You have to realize how long it took Soviet to motion track every single bit of text above that sacred goose head. He must hate geese by now, I know I would. Big up to you Soviet, I know motion tracking pain when I see it.

Somehow, him saying "I'm a goose" every time sounded so wholesome and adorable. 😊

It really feels like this game was made specifically for him. Or that he made it whilst on a drug trip where he truly believed he was a goose, forgot about it, and rediscovered it.

that muffled honk with the beak in the flask KILLED ME Also i like that creators' attention to detail on what you could mess around with

You seemed to enjoy the end of this game, Womble! I knew you would of course, you have always shown a great love of bell ends

the game might be a couple years old, but Womble’s gameplay is making it look fresh

The custom animations were top-notch! Practically indistinguishable from the original style. Bonus glee at the Owelk picture inside the house.

God I love the stupid quiet laugh at your own puns. It’s so wholesome

08:19 As someone who works on one; I appreciate the level of detail that went into that ambulance. 🤣

"No need for a canal they're already wet" is the best one liner I've heard in a gosh darn while and reminds me why I continue to love your videos. Perfection.

It makes me happy to see that even all these years later Untitled Goose Game still makes people go "I'm a goose! I crave mayhem :) honk!"

These videos never fail to make me laugh! I spent a good majority of my week explaining every mistake/clumsy maneuver with "I'm a goose!"

"My cranial capacity is limited, but not my capacity for evil. That is unlimited for I am a goose"

I swear to god...Soviet's voice is EXACTLY what I imagined this goose's inner thoughts would sound like.

03:22 "Crawling through the vents, I am Goose Willis" is underrated lmao Edit: Plus 26:33 "Metal Goose Solid"... You're so good at coming up with stuff on the spot! lol (subscribing now)

This was brilliantly edited, and the giant "avon" goose made me laugh so hard i actually had a bit of a cough

I love how detailed your edits for the tiny stupid things most people wouldnt even notice like the fact that the honk stayed in the bottle the entire time...EVEN AT THE END WHERE YOU CAN JUST BARELY SEE IT FOR ONLY ABOUT A SECOND

Womble's voice and accent is just perfect for being a sarcastic goose. This is wonderful!

After editing myself and learning a lot more, I further appreciate the amount of work and creativity that is injected into your videos, I hope you know that those hours you spend poring over various subtitles with sound/visual matched text tracking, little animations and an attention to detail that allows the tracked text to blend seamlessly into the world of the video are not at all wasted. It's no secret you're a master of your craft but well and truly bravo!

Womble has finally achieved his purpose in life, be a living, breathing menace to society. Well, one of them. The other is having a good upload schedule.

I've always wanted to see a goose shit, thank you Womble very cool

The origin story for the Racist Bell MAKES SO MUCH DAMN SENSE!

The subtitles in Womble's videos are an artform in themselves

I don't know how you managed to give every single human in that game a horrific backstory. But it came to you like natural every time hahaha!

8:22 Not having played _UGG_ I genuinely can no longer tell what’s part of the game and what’s part of Soviet’s editing

Your editing is always on point, but wow, you've outdone yourself. Those cutscenes are amazing. I nearly dyed when the ambulance happened. I am so colorful now.

A grade Gooseshittery, more of this please Sovie.... We all miss your old regular programming. And miss the antics of ZF

soviet just going "i'm a goose" every time was so hilarious

I respect the amount of dedication and patience the editor has with the subtitles and texts

The wing clipping over the bottle at 14:55 is slick editing, it looks so natural

1:55 “OOHH BLOODY HELL” really gets me for that Bri’ish-ness

Peace was never an option.

I loved all the puns, the viewers who couldn't handle that gander joke don't deserve such glorious punning.

Womble's upload sched is so random yet it always comes exactly when I'm feeling overstressed by work. It feels like a sudden blessing, truly. And also, SovietWomble *is a Goose*

Honestly one of funniest and wholesome gameplays ive seen. Absolutely hilarious and chaotic. I love it 😂😂

Honestly one of my favorite videos of yours. Told an entire damn story, somehow tied it back into your own lore, and made me laugh along the way. Well played sir. o7

For Womble standards, he returned pretty quickly. Glad you're back Womble!

The T-Rex screeching *AVOOOOON* in the Model Village had me quite literally crying with laughter. Thank you for that. *"Blood! Blood for the Blood Goose!"* Alien: Isolation but instead of Amanda Ripley you're the Goose from Untitled Goose Game. Instead of trying to make no noise you just go throughout the level finding people trying to hide, sneak up behind them, and honk loudly, thus drawing the attention of the titular Xenomorph. "Oi, there's someone hiding in this locker. You should come eat them." translation *honkhonkhonkhonkhonk...honk.* Also a facehugged Goose sounds like it would spawn quite a unique boss type monster. Goosomorph. Xenogoose? Queen Aligoose

That "HONK" in the bottle makes this video 150% better. Kudos for attention to detail.

This is probably my favorite womble vid of all time, and that is saying A LOT, since I’ve been watching you for a long time, friend. But this experience was nothing short of joyful; and I couldn’t keep myself from grinning at the amount of fun you had being a goose! Thank you so much for sharing this with us. ❤ It will bring many days of smiles to me and so many others.

I appreciate SW reminding us he is a Goose so often. I'm still working on my object permanence and found the refreshers very helpful

That "Crawling through the vents....I am Goose Willis!" line had me in stitches...

I dunno why but I just love that part where he just goes "loOk aT Me, i'M a hUMaN"

I can easily say this is the most entertaining they have ever been watching someone play a game about a goose

Never in all my life did i expect to find the phrase "I'm a goose" to be so deeply pleasing 😅😂

Womble's vernacular never ceases to amaze and get a rise out of me, so quick witted and articulate it's sooo damn hilarious.

Whoever drew all the additional animations needs to be hired by whoever made this game. And if it's you Womble, I'm genuinely impressed. 31:35 That should be the new animation for the rascist bell to align with the new lore lol My neighbors are now wondering why I'm squealing in the middle of the night. This is so bloody cute.

Just the amount of extra animations that he went out of his way to make so that his narrative about the people in this village could be properly conveyed is absolutely astonishing

“You can clean it as much as you want, love. It’s not going to remove the stench of prejudice.” Soviet’s comedic timing and delivery is so darn good 😂😂

This game fits you like a glove, Womble.

Its hard to come to this conclusion because of your consistent quality, but this is your best work mate. Top notch, I have no notes and neither should anyone else.

This chaotic game with you playing is most calming and comforting to watch

"No need for the canal. They're already wet!" Holy shit what a masterpiece

Wait until he finds out this game is multiplayer, him and Cyanide playing this would be hilarious xD

0:02 yes, you're a hedgehonk.

Not only does the capitalist pig dog force the child to pay for their own toy, if you steal Ron's beloved trowel and bring it to her, she'll force Ron to buy it back. Same with his hat.

If you needed any more proof for the brainrot in Womble's community being contagious, he just dropped an "I'm walkin 'ere"

It cannot be stated how endearing it is to hear you triumphantly proclaim “I’m a goose!” At the end of all this. The edits, the animations, the continuity, all of it is just wonderful. Well done, Womble.

Only Womble could manage to improvise such a deep and immersive lore for a Goose Game 😂👏

9:17 easy there, Goosie Smollet.