Random We Were Here Bullshittery 

Imagine playing this with nevil

I love how the devs clearly intended that last part to be a difficult choice with lots of depth, and Cyanide just immediately bails on Womble

"All right, see you, peace bro." "Really?!?" A perfect ending.

Cyanide slowly gets more Indian when he's scared, it's great

"I'm facing the whites as the black." - Cyanide 2017

I like that cyanide demanded to say "over" when talking but he's the one who stopped saying it

18:00 "I'm not in control of it, it's not part of the show!" Wow, never before have I heard more cliche horror movie words. But this seems totally organic.

"was the sacrifice necessary?" there's an achievement called the good ending. me and my brother played this and we stood in that fucking hallway for at least an hour trying to figure out how to get the good ending. we discovered that you can douse the torches in the hallway so we thought that the marionette, being in a pretty dark room, may only like the dark. so we doused the torches and stood by the gate expecting the marionette to come chasing after us and maybe press down the button on it's way just long enough for us to escape. then, when nothing happened, we played through the game many times over, looking for what little thing we needed to do differently to unlock the ending where we both survived. eventually we took to the internet to try and get a hint. then we learnt that to get the achievement you need to pull the red lever a bunch of times really quickly. we did so and some confetti burst out of the lever and a party toy sound played. that was it. there is no good ending. yes, the sacrifice was necessary. the bastards

That was the most ZF ending to a video I have ever seen!

Womble: "Take one step south..." Cyanide: "Okay.." Womble: "...but not before taking two steps east" **Cyanide died** :DDDD 14:10

"you have go-" *mute* "massively inadeq-" *mute* "enis" that part killed me XD

sovietwomble : move the fourth white pawn from the right two paces forward average chess player : pawn to e4

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"I need the kids" -Cyanide somewhere in 2017 Its going in my great book of womble bullshittery quotes

This is the hardest I've ever laughed at a youtube video. This part: "STOP ASKING ME IF I'M READY" "I CAN'T MAKE TWO BLACK MOVES IN ONE" yes you can that's how, the film just did that "THAT'S NOT HOW CHESS WORKS!!!" ABSOLUTE GOLD I never knew Cy had so much patience :D

That last bit with the story is actually pretty creepy and interesting A proud king became a killer and murdered many people, those he didn't kill, he told "Run now, my home, shall house the dead"

_"There once was a castle, filled with life._ _And there lived a king, with his wife._ _All were happy and all was good._ _Until the king killed all he could._ _Standing in blood, he proudly said;_ *_"Run now, my home, shall house the dead_*_ "_

If you want to play this game on insane difficulty: just play with Nevil

"in the western corner lies your strat.STRAT!?..START!! made me laugh 15:15

I just realized after a year. The room name they have for their game is "Soviet is a Feg", because Cyanide still doesn't know how to spell the word "fag"

You should play this with nevil looool

>1 million views in a day >not even on trending 👍

I laughed to tears when I realized Cyanide put Womble on hold.

“Run now, my home, shall house the dead.” That’s actually terrifying

The walkie talkie mechanic makes this whole thing way funnier

cyanide likes the word "presume" doesnt he

I love Womble's half-hearted chuckle at 2:20, as if he wanted to reprimand himself for the shitty pun.

"Shut up" Wow you're good at being a librarian

11:48 "What can only be described as a failed swastika" I died.

just love hearing cyanide becoming british: "Oi!"

"i need the kids" -cyanide 2017

0:17 Wow you actually have a "Mute Cyanide" button. I thought that was just a gag but damn...

A 20 minute SovietWomble video. And I thought this Christmas sucks.

This is the best christmass gift, thank you Womble

5:03 “Idk [what colours make purple]” -SovietWomble & Cyanide 2017

"Full of hookers and slot machines" I believe womble is playing fallout: new Vegas

omg the ending im dead

you can get an iphone,pc,PS,Xbox but nothing is better than a soviet womble's video for christmas

"YOU'VE--! BUT..." - Cyanide's dying words

I would’ve loved it Soviet pulled out some chess speak when the chess board came into play. Cyanide: “I see a chess board what do I do?” Soviet: pawn to e4 then Black follows pawn with pawn to e5.

I'd love you two to play more like this, such as keep talking and nobody explodes

Nur won, ym emoh, llahs esuoh eht daed Run now, my home, shall house the dead.

You can tell they genuinely escalated their salt levels toward each other in this video

I've seen very cooperative playthroughs of this game, and there's this. Couldn't stop laughing

Hey what an awesome Christmas gift Womble! See you in 2 years!

Nothing is more entertaining to me than Cy and Womble trying to cooperate with each other.

19:40 true friendship goal

I love cyanides insistence on the ‘over’ thing for womble despite him never saying over in return

Legends say he is still standing on the button.

Now this is a Christmas present that I did not expect! And 20 minutes?! We're being spoiled!

"What colors makes purple" Womble- "all of them" Edit: no press the dislike

8:22 i saw this years ago and just now i have noticed when soviet said move the fourth pawn from the right, cyanide moved the pawn from the left

a 20 minute bullshittery is the best christmas gift ever

It's portal all over again

This is easily one of the best videos you’ve ever made. I literally LOLed like 6 or 7 times watching this PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS GAME

I swear, I just fucking love these two having moments together like a married couple.

19:29 The words are backwards: "run now, my home, shall house the dead" That's so creepy.

You have go.... massively inadequat... enis

I love how this video handles how the both of you have 2 different points of view yet you need to do this in one video. I also love the way you handled the text(like always) and the walkie talkies.

0:18 cyanide mute button can be seen on the right side of the screen 😂

Holy shit a 20 minutes video from Womble? I’m dreaming

a new upload?? It’s a Christmas miracle

I like to rewatch this video purely because it is refreshing to see Cyanide get frustrated every so often.

Womble could've put any of his clothes on the button and could've escaped. *There was another way.*

Being put on hold by the indian dude. Priceless.

Must Be Christmas Cause Womble Upload

I used this video as a corpus for my semantic-pragmatic essay; on the topic of the effects of several pragmatic elements that are present in the conversation between Womble and Cyanide, and the elements' effects on humors and jokes. I got a high score on that, and even some of my lecturers started watching Womble. P.S. Who knew, Womble, that your video could gave birth to 35 pages academical essay? Keep up the good work, mate.

7:58 if you pause its a scholars mate, also known as 4 move checkmate. Took them two tries to imitate the quickest game possible

Now this is a christmas gift

19:25 "Run now, my home, shall house the dead"

You know the more creeped out Cy is, the more focused he is.

The quote where the king was saying random creepy stuff and there was a door open. He said " run now, my home, shall house the dead" lol it literally took me like 2 years after to figure out

If nobody understood the weird text from that creature it says, “ Run now, my home, shall house the dead.” The words are backwards.

Cyanide never said "over"

Cyanide: “ I CAN’T MAKE TWO BLACK MOVES IN ONE” Omg that yelling makes my day better :D

LMAO 8:56 when Cyanide yelled "The one on the right" he sounded like Richard Hammond from Top Gear

Merry Christmas everybody. Hope you all have a lovely holiday and new year. It''s been about 7 weeks the last video. So here's a timeline on what I've been doing. - WEEK 1: I felt it necessary to do a pre-production week. As I've done a pretty bad job of keeping track of the various streams I use in the edits. I pretty much had two whole hard-drives of useless footage. So I took some time clearing out the crap and properly nesting everything useful for future videos. I'm in a much better position for editing now. And my recording methodology has been improved. - WEEK 2: I have many side-projects in progress that aren't related to bullshitteries. One of which is a Dungeons & Dragons cartoon thing. I took a week out to work on that. But that's still far from completion. - WEEKS 3, 4, 5, & 6: Were spent editing this video here. And while not technically difficult keyframing-wise, it was complicated by it's unexpectedly duration. The total run-time is 20 minutes compared to the usual 10. - WEEK 7: Quality assurance on this video here. Mainly fixing textual and audio whoopsies. This process normally takes 2-3 days. But again it was complicated by this videos length. Anyway, hope you're all well. I'm going to take a couple of days to re-cooperate and then get cracking with the next project. All the best and have a lovely new year.

A Womble video is the best Christmas present I could receive

That hold skit was one of the best skits I've ever seen

The way you two are is just a beautiful combination I have found. Glad I discovered the channel yesterday

you should play this with nevil, that would be the funniest thing ever

Welcome to the channel of SovietWomble. Where videos show up once every half year.

13:30 That was comedy gold right there.

The message at the end of the play the words are backwards but it says “run now, my home, shall house the dead”.

Never clicked away from Brazzers quicker Got no snow in my country, so I gotta make my own

What a great Christmas gift from Womble see you in the next fcking Christmas!!!

dude i love your content .. nothing better than cider and some soviet :3 thank you man honestly

One of the funniest things about this game: People describing hieroglyphics xD gets me everytime :D

Looks like Womble’s stuck in his bathroom again.

The best Christmas gift.

*"Run now, my home, shall house the dead."* That's what the text says if you flip it around. 19:29

Your videos are worth the wait. Thank you and keep up the good work.

I need kids, I need kids! Please don't take that out of context I'm not a pedophile "I need the kids" - Cyanide 2017 :D

See you next christmas i suppose

This is sooooo good. I NEED full stream of both of you!!!!!

im rewatching this for a number times already and im not bored of it

The moment you realise that this is a new video of him instead of the normal "im just rewatching everything" and you go from "still one of the best YT vids out there" to "HOLY SHIT THE MASTER OF RU-vid IS BACK"

Anyone else notice Soviet still has his 'mute Cyanide' button

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen please do more like this one. You bring joy to my husband, who suffers advanced prostate Cancer

Minute 18:17 Cyanide actually knows how to behave and ask nicely with others when being scared 🤣