**The ground begins to shake and crack open. Through a thick cloud of red smoke, a demon crawls from beneath the earth, holding a cocktail** "Yo, some guy on a tricycle was just handing these out!"
**The sky turns dark, black clouds rolling in from all angles. A bolt of lightning pierces the sky, bringing a great storm with it. Squinting through the sudden heavy rainfall, you see me lying on the scorched concrete where the lightning struck. I am just dead.**
Imagine doing your job as a trashman (i honestly forget the name so just bear with me-) but suddenly found an ominous ecounter between supernatural being Ending on finding a found family with that said supernatural being
Not to be that person and ik ur trying to make a joke but “My boss said y’all aren’t allowed to hang out here” doesn’t actually imply this group of… individuals (?) has done it b4… if these people convened onto a piece of private property, they could be told not to hang out there despite never meeting there prior, as they’d be trespassing. Same kinda deal here, maybe nobody in general is allowed to hang out behind DQ ;-;
@@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow Goodbye *Thousands of mice swarm body, covering it completely before scurrying away and leaving no trace of the person standing there previously*
**28 rats crawl out of the sewer, forming a human body from them, holding a jar of coffee, consisting of 13 teaspoons of sugar alone** "hey guys... my doctor said I might have diabetes..."
*The sky begins to darken. Thunder roars. A lightning bolt strikes straight into the ground, splitting the sky in half. The grass where the lightning struck is covered in ash which formulates into the shape of a lizard* "Ribbit," *The lizard opens its mouth, only to cough up a human on a sofa, drinking a brown sugar milk tea* "My neighbours kids are a nightmare so I've come to hang with you lot instead."
**The nearby lake is torn apart by unknown forces as the water crashes to the sides so violently the earth itself is torn apart, and a humanoid figure floats out of the ravaged crust with a 2 Liter of Dr. Pepper in hand** "Bet y'all I can down this whole thing in 6 seconds."
**A great Tsunami smashes into the shoreline, leveling whole buildings as a humanoid figure emerges from the destructive wave with some Strawberry Boba Tea in hand** "Ayo you for real?"
*5 pure black panthers appear from some nearby woods and form into a humanoid figure that is holding a box of saltine crackers* and i bet i could eat this entire box of saltines! >:)
**A black crowned night heron cloaked in blue flames lands on the ground, and as the flames burn out, the heron assumes the shape of a human holding a carton of strawberry milk** I’m playing a gay bard who’s hopelessly in love with a paladin
**toxic sludge spills out from the ground, forming a cocoon-like shape, before bursting on to the floor, revealing a man drinking orange juice** I'm playing a hooded wizard who is secretly thousands of years old
**a sudden downpour occurs with each droplet of water forming into the shape of a human holding a tub of ice cream** "whar why are there so many people here"
**And from the sea, a large Kaiju storms ashore before transforming and shrinking down into an surprisingly human form holding a 2-Liter bottle of Fanta** "Yo..."
**The lake has a gloomy shadow inside. Suddenly, the water starts to froth and almost seemingly boil as a long neck with a dinosaur-like head emerges silently from the water, its back having a cup of sparkling water sitting on it** Hey guys, mind if I join your cryptid party?
**emerges from summoning circle made from blood, fire, and brimstone as a demonic choir screams from the depths of Tartarus… while holding a can of ginger ale** “We’re reaching out to you regarding your car’s extended warranty…”
*A chill comes over the air as a dense fog rolls along the misty hillside. A wave of damp air roils up into meet the eyes of the other entities. The mist thickens and darkens, shifting and solidifying into a tall spectre with a banana smoothie in its grasp:* "Hey, sorry I'm late, my blender was acting up and I somehow almost burned my smoothie. It's somehow tastier than normal though, isn't that weird? Anyways-"
*A lone fox prowls out from the shadows and sits neatly just on the edge of the street light. With a sharp pop scattering a crimson smoke that smells of fresh theater popcorn a man steps out holding a cheesecake milkshake.* I've been telling you, lightly bake the banana and it'll make that smoothie amazing!
*one might here the muted screams of the damned hidden within the wind's howl, as an uncountable number of inhuman shadows creep accross the ground, climbing and writhing over each other, creating a pool of obsidian night. It rises from the ground, reorganizing itself as Todd, the Morningstar, manager of Dairy Queen. "Guys we can't have you back here, only cars are allowed in the drive through area"
**a group of butterflies appears and start to circle something, soon showing a person holding a bottle of Moutain Dew** We need a new place to hang out.
*Earth shakes, clouds are shattering, then, a huge helicopter arrives from the sky carrying 124 high caliber tracking missiles. A human in helmet and M16 in the arms jumps out from the helicopter, holding a cup of tea and weapon control pad* "I got new place for ya, how about Vietnam? I arleady have 56 bombers bombing it, it will be insanely cool!"
@@id10cyy *Huge helicopter starts the engine, human with M16 jumps in it and sits in the cabin. Engine power grows, dust and smoke are filling the air. Helicopter takes off, then, a ladder comes from opened weapon door with 2 machine guns in it* "Jump in, or im coming alone!"
*indistinct whispering in a menacing chorus as a shadow moves forth with a fanta in hand* huh that was pretty neat. Edit: removing typo, credit to TORTIS
@@MintyMoron64 not Klef Kjef, pronounced "Key-eff". I dont produce fun stories, but I do all of the paperwork. If that gunman can stop gunmaning, then I can have a peaceful few minuets.
I can just imagine the DQ employee’s reaction: “Oh damnit the old dark gods are back. I don’t get paid enough to deal with this ancient pagan gods and/or immortal vampire shit. Hey boss? Yeah, they’re back.”
**A blinding light shines upon the ground from the clouds and starts fading away revealing a guy holding an iced latte, a pen and a notebook** alright is everyone here now?
**a dark shadow emerges out of thin air, collapsing into a portal, from which come the unpleasant, chaotic cacophony from countless dimensions and a human being in nondescript clothes drinking a can of fanta grape** hey everyone, sorry i'm late
*A Sasquatch with a sunny disposition and several glittery bows emerges from the bush next to them with a glass of milk tea* *Sniffles* “They were out of Choccy milk :~
**the floor beneath the group cracks open, a large, blue figure with one glowing red eye and tentacles replacing their arms and legs emerges from it, holding onto a glass of apple juice** well I guess there's always next time
I'm planning on doing this with an Eldritch horror in one of my DND campaigns, and I just wanna have the conversation start something like this The shadows seem to crawl as you stare up at the creature, your blood almost freezing in your veins as chills run up your spine. You feel as though your mind is unraveling and rewinding itself simultaneously, then, you hear a voice, it echoes slightly through the empty space, and you find yourself unable to stop yourself as you turn to follow the presence *Cue description of some lil kid with a Halloween mask on and a bowl of candy on the table in front of them*
*A rift slices through reality, filling the air with a unbearable crackling noise and a sharp ozone smell, slowly, painfully widening as it resists the force of nature itself. A great flare of red light blasts out as a strange being presses itself through the slit, carefully trying not to spill it’s orange juice in a champagne glass, sipping away with a comically convoluted silly straw.* “Oh, hey. No, it wasn’t so bad”
*a silence falls upon reality, a black ooze bubbling up from the earth. It rises upwards, before bursting into flames the color of a mirror that scream with the voice of a bygone cosmos. As the flames die out, a humanoid shaped hole of primeval darkness remains, holding a burger and a caramel shake* Why do we hang out here despite me being the only who orders from here? Anyways, I’m going to go mess with the inhabitants of plane 246-a, anyone else wanna join?
*the shadow from the corner of your eye moves, it weaves and slithers on the ground, then suddenly springs out into a human silhouette holding a mango smoothie* this new smoothie place is pretty good
*A gentle snowfall begins, with the snowflakes swirling together into the form of a human holding a bee's knees mocktail* Oh, there you are. I thought we were meeting at McDonalds again.
**With a rhumbling wind howl, a horde of ghosts move in from the walls. They take form of a 13 year old kid on a tricycle handing out iced coffee while drinking coca cola** I'm the guy
I mean if everytime they hang out a bunch of crows, bats and wolves who all make lots of sounds gather I can definitely see why the management doesn't want them there
*Reality itself twists and bends into strange shapes as a man walks forth between the folds of space and time, holding an ice cream cone* "Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?"
**an ethereal light seeps from cracks in the fabric of reality as a human figure with a cup of tea in hand claws their way into our dimension** how's it goin lads
[The air grows significantly colder as wisps of mist gather into a wall that blocks all sight, from which emerges a gangly figure, its limbs not quite the right length for its distorted form...] "Y'all got a phone I could use real quick? Mine's out of battery charge."
*a massive beast with bat-like wings screeches as it menacingly glides towards the ground and unfurls its wings to reveal a figure holding bubble tea* " you should try the Dillon's parking lot."
*a gasp of wind swirls into a tornado, at the center of which an interdimensional portal of multiple colours comes into being. From it, a humane form with a cup of refreshing orange juice steps into the street* "BEGONE HUMAN" *Kid throws garbage bag on the floor and scrambles back to Dairy Queen* "Oh nothing much. How about you guys?"
**shadows melt from every corner of the alley, shifting and pooling into a humanoid shape with too many eyes, too many teeth, and several cartons of apple juice in hand** "school handed these out for lunch, does anybody want one?"
*A Sasquatch with a sunny disposition and several glittery bows emerges from the bush next to them with a glass of milk tea* *Sniffles* “They were out of Choccy milk :~
*A swarm of mosquitoes slowly takes on the shape, than form, of a human drinking a spot of tea* It stands there for a second. *it looks confused* Than says; “I don’t know you guys.”
*A pool of blood emerges from the ground, growing sporadicly with the sound of thumping. Under/in it stands a humanoid figure surrounded by the wailing forms of nameless ghosts who are punching against the surface until reality itself breaks under the strain, the spirits lift up the individual alongside a pile of boxes.* "Hello everyone! I brought PIZZA!"
*From beyond the horizon, the clouds alike to a plume of smog surround a deep figure before disintegrating, marking room for a mysterious club of fierce cheetahs. Their eyes glimmer as they merge into a shape golden form, slowly morphing into a man holding a cup of green tea.* ‘top of the morning to you all!
I like the idea that these three timeless immortals have been meeting in this place every week for the past twelve centuries, but corporate consumerism and industrial expansion meant that their hallowed hangout spot got turned into a Dairy Queen, and now they just continue to meet there anyways, half out of protest but half because none of them can agree on a NEW hallowed hangout spot.
*A book drops to the ground, rapidly flipping pages before spreading open to a layout of glowing sigils and runes. Black tentacles slither from between the pages, spilling out into an ooze, roughly human shaped. Holding a bottle of rum. "So, we going to see that movie or what?"
*A thousand spiders crawl onto a black cat, and takes the form of a shadowy human, holding a bubbly* "Oh sorry, I kinda forgot, what movie was it again?"
*The shadows start to move and point towards one spot where the clumps of black spots form from the ground up and makes a human figure holding a bag of Doritos* “hmm yall wanna hang out somewhere else’s?”
*a grey moth slowly fluttered onto the ground, decaying into ash that formed a human holding a costco hotdog* yea today has been pretty shitty lately for me
The air starts humidifying as you taste iron in your mouth. The crows in the distance grow deathly silent as a gale of wind starts blowing, your breath starts fogging up as you feel a chill seeping into your bones. Unearthly whispers start echoing around you as your vision starts to distort. As time passes by, seconds feel like minutes, minutes feel like hours. Your heart rate accelerates 2 times faster than normal. The whispers turns into shouting, then into ethereal screams. Suddenly, everything stops. The birds in the air freeze, the leaves blowing in the wind stay in place, all is still. In front of you, glitches seem to be appearing as a molten crack in space spontaneously emerges. The crack widens revealing a green creature on two legs, scales covering its body, a tail swinging slowly, menacingly. Large eyes with slits for pupils. The creature standing at a menacing 15 centimeters tall opens its hideous maw and vocalizes. “ Did you know GIECO can save you 15% or more on car insurance?”
**A boney arm bursts out of the ground holding iced tea** "Frick I'm stuck! Guy's a little help!?" **3 nightmarish beings holding their beverages began laughing maniacally**
*A great fog comes down and blinds the earth before turning ground level into a great storm, every single bit of the clouds luquid goes into one spot making the shape of a humanoid holding a diet coke* (Sip) *(double lip smack)* "Howdy"
*a swarm of pigeons start flying closer and closer together, eventually divebombing into one singular place, revealing a person holding a cup of tea* hey guys
A purple portal opens emitting a green ominous light, then a mass of writhing tentacles burst from within. The tentacles consolodate into the shape of a human holding an Iced Matcha Latté. "What did I miss?"
*A cat hisses from the roof top and leaps down, as it lands, it disperses into shadows, said shadows form a humanoid being holding a pink drink.* "Y'all idiots need a better place to meet"
