Ranking EVERY Cereal... 

It took me 35 minutes to fucking realize it was serial killers killing cereal, jesus christ.

The real question was not answered, did eating Corn Flakes cure Papa Meat's masturbation addiction like the cereal inventor intended?

Papa didn't tell me to come on in, and sit on down in this one so I had to watch the whole thing standing outside of my house

29:15 when I was a kid, Cookie Crisp had two mascots. A wolf and a guy. They were actually burglars and there was a cop who chased them in the commercials.

no fruity pebbles, no Reece's puffs... absolutely criminal

The fact that this one was sponsored by Factor, but not the frozen dinner one, was a huge missed opportunity for the company.

Came for the cereal ranking, stayed for the cereal killing

- Papa meat ranks/rates every outshine popsicle flavor - papa meat try’s vegan food -papa meat ranks/rates fast foods best selling meals - papa meat try’s meats -papa meat rates Godzilla X Kong: the new empire

I love how he actually made "serial killers" as the "cereal killers" in this video

No Reese’s Puffs is criminal

This was a very nice idea for a video, i watched the entire thing, barely strayed away, even gave me the motivation to clean my room (been putting it off a few weeks) Please keep building on the “Fucked up Blues Clues/Mr Rodgers neighborhood ” vibe like in the beginning, this is a hit

the "shit on a bunch of frozen meals" to "get sponsored by factor" pipeline is 2 feet long

captain crunch being tied up and forgotten in the attic should be a running gag

The fact hunter just kept eating nuts and bolts for 40 minutes was kinda weird, but im here for it!

Only youtuber to make me laugh out loud at a cereal ranking video. You are a truly fantastic content creator.

Maybe I’ve always been 70yrs old at heart, but shredded mini wheats are the best cereal ever. There’s a sweet spots where they’ve absorbed enough milk but are still crunchy, and it’s perfection 🤌🏻

The cereal mascot’s blood being milk was a nice touch.

Dennis Rader is still alive and incarcerated at El Dorado. Met a guy recently who was a C.O. there and when he would take Rader out for his designated shower time he would just stare at the officer through the little door window. What’s more chilling is the fact that in the early 70’s my grandmas house was broken into and police confirmed it to be the BTK. Luckily for my grandma (and my literal existance) she wasn’t home, however very specific items were stolen during the break in. In order to distance themselves from BTK, my grandparents moved to Park City. Not knowing that they had moved in mere blocks away from Raders home. My grandma to this day will still talk about how Rader (an animal control officer at the time) would always walk past their house, telling my grandma that one of these days he would have her dogs taken away or euthanized if they didn’t stop barking at him. Luckily nothing came of it. Still wild to think about how my literal existence would’ve been altered if he had gotten to my grandma. May he rot in hell.

Dragon Ball Reese's Puffs are 👑🤘🏻 🕯R.I.P. Akira Toriyama🕯

*Dennis “BTK” Rader* isn’t dead, and named himself BTK. Hunter’s definitely confusing him with somebody else.

As someone who’s unfortunately stuck here in Wichita Kansas, BTK ain’t dead. He’s rotting away in solitary confinement in El Dorado Prison

The animated bits being added in to the life action videos lately has been my absolute favorite thing every time

Incase anyone wants to know the time where the executioners kill the cereal characters here it is 1st: 8:53 2nd: 13:11 3rd: 22:44 4th: 26:39 5th: 30:58 Final results place 5th place: 34:39 4th place: 34:58 3rd place: 35:41 2nd place: 36:43 Winner!: 37:30

Hunter is one of the few people I would not only willingly watch sample cereals, but would even be excited to see him do so

Dude as a fellow animator it really does blow my mind the amount of work you do to crank these quality videos out consistently. Mad props.

The biggest problem with Frosted Flakes is the fact that if you don't eat them all within 3 minutes of the milk hitting them they turn into disgusting soggy pieces of toilet paper.

I am just loving everything about the reviews! The writing, characters and Papa Meat's delivery make for a great watch.

one of the best videos on the internet ive ever seen my guy. great shit

29:18 the Cookie Crisp wolf mascot was originally a dog. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot was originally an old baker

These "Ranking every X" vids are basically "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" if it was recorded by a bunch of hobos on a bad acid trip

Golden Graham's mixed with cinnamon toast crunch is my favorite concoction. Cinnamon toast crunch is the best cereal imo

Man, I could hang out on that set lit like that just playing video games all day. Literally lit up like a Saturday morning. The perfect time for just hanging out.

When is ranking every meat, Papa MEAT

How do you even come up with these scenarios dude? The art/animation, the story, the acting is on point. 10/10.

awesome set, love the morning lighting

I used to just listen to these, but you just made it so I have to watch them now

Cap’n Crunch alone and weeping surrounded by the corpses of his peers at the end was so horrifyingly tragic and hilarious at the same time. The storylines and animation in these style videos are so good! Thanks Papa Meat and crew for making such a fun video and for donating to your local food bank!

When Gacy smacked the Golden Crisps Bear with the hammer my heart broke.

You should do a part 2 with more cereal

It's honestly fucking insulting that Reese's Puffs weren't included

Gotta say Hunter, you're a wizard. I usually hated the Trix rabbit as a kid because I always thought he was annoying, yet here I am looking at his teary-eyed dismay and feeling awful sorry for the poor bastard.

Sir I have to say this might your magnum opus. The sitcom opening, the interactions you have with your art, the Art’s storyline, your personality during the ranking sections. It was perfect. This is gives me the same vibes as classic AVGN. An awesome display of your talent.

Papa meat's videos are slowly becoming a horror version of the Roger Rabbit's movie. I love them.

No fruity pebbles is insane, the goat cereal wasnt even there

The Apple Jacks commercial always disturbed me as a kid, because the Cinammon was like, rushing to commit suicide in order to enhance somebodies cereal, and the Apple was always trying to save him/beat him to it.

No one else puts this much work into food Tier list videos like papameat

Great stuff! Really enjoying the live action and animation stuff together.

I love the work put into these animations

The lighting in this video is immaculate, feels like a nice morning before school and papa meats our dad giving us breakfast before sending us off

At this point, Papa Meat could produce his own sit-com show and i'd sell both hands to be an audience member to that live taping.

That subtle sultry "sus?" Sound effect at 21:11 sent me 😂😂 matched my one eye brow raising perfectly

“Gotta go with my boi Tony” *Dahmer aggressively injects Tony with zombie serum*

I love it when Hunter puts himself through torture by food. It's like a car crash; you just can't look away.

31:21 with the top 5 is such an aesthetically pleasing setup

The animations with this form of content is so freakin unique and just plain amazing. 👏👏👏

I genuinely think I enjoy his longer videos of any content over his animations. I love having him as background noise AND watching him.

It took me till 18:05 to pick on the fact that the everyone taking out the mascots were CEREAL killers. I may be an idiot but you sir are an intelligent lad.

A smart decision to exclude Cinnamon Life as it would utterly crush the competition

“I don’t know I almost want the lucky charms without the marshmallows” you crazy bastard. No one has ever said that in their life

I absolutely love how you integrate your animations into your vids. It puts a bizarre twist that no one else does.

Love the Arin Hanson “keep me going strong” nod

The Cinnamon Toast Crunch disrespect is insane

1 Wooden cereal bowls is 🤌👌 peak aesthetics 2 Heavens Gate shirt goes hard af and I want one. 3 Zodiac Killer was always the scariest to me and even though this is a caricature of him you still managed to capture that unsettling Michael Meyers esc brutal creepiness about him.

Jesus Christ Hunter, the twist of having the "cereal" killers murder the cereal mascots is the most Papa Meat way of doing a ranking video ever... Terrifyingly Genius!

French Toast Crunch not being on here should be a Federal Crime

Your range of voices is amazing omg

Papa you’re 10 seconds away from going into cardiac arrest 😭😭 (Cuz everyone is busting balls I spelled the wrong one 💀)

Oh god He’s never gonna stop.. he won’t stop until he’s eaten everything 😨

I just watched this and the tv diner video back to back, and now im craving something that i can make at home but don't actuall make

I love this format

I love how at least one mascot in each round looks normal and the others are in that classic papa meat style

Literally just finished left/right game. What a ride. Pun somewhat intended.

I love these fantastic colorful original OC characters you introduced here, takes such creativity to some up with all these types of fictional scenerios i hope they are reoccurign characters would be senseless to go through all the effort of fabricating these 5 new human characters and never see them again :(

mixing the live papa content with the animations mixed in is the ultimate form of content

the Heavens Gate shirt is a nice touch

incorporating animation into reality and interacting with the characters is so creative and hilarious

JonTron is to video games as MeatCanyon is to animation

We need MORE food content!!! Love watching these while I eat MORE!! MORE!! MORE!!

This channel turning into a fucked up peewee's playhouse is something I'm 100% onboard with.

The fact meat didnt drink the cinamon toast crunch milk is soul crushing

Crunch Berries winning is the biggest twist of the year

The game grumps reference at 7:00 felt like the ultimate validation of my thought process

Rawdogging a mouthful of Capt Crunch without milk then downing some OJ as a kid was a memory I thought I repressed...now I realize how much of a masochist I was....that shit hurt.

We gotta talk about these character designs. So many characters in one video, all so good. You outdid yourself papa

Between the serial killers and cereal (especially Froot Loops), all I could think of is the Green Jellö song, Cereal Killer: "Toucan Son Of Sam!"

The amount of comfort I feel from Papa Meat's videos is probably odd, but it's something about the house on top of the mountain in the middle of forest at night with the moon shining down, while he's in his living room or bedroom (both with their own kind of ambience), all paired with the video subject, whether it be a story or a ranking, along with the perfect 25-35 minute video length, while incorporating humor and his signature MeatCanyon style animations, it all comes together in a way that makes me just want to kick back, relax, escape reality for a little bit and enjoy the show!

It took me 3 rounds to realize the "Cereal Killer" pun. Bravo

Ranking every killer cereal, with serial killers.

Papa Meat I NEED the BGM you had for the final round. That was the milk to YOUR cereal.

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS!!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!

His take on Coco pebbles is so relatable, except in Australia it's Coco pops with a monkey as a mascot and the ball ones are just "black and gold" Coco balls. But for me Coco pops was my childhood in a bowl

Waffle crisp is always my favorite. Close behind is the old berry berry kix that still had the shapes and oops all berry’s. It’s so good!

Never did I think prolific serial killers and cereals would be paired together but here we are.

You're insane. How are you able to release such high quality content in such rapid succession? Love these ranking videos so much.

Papa I live this new series of you doing things IRL & drawing in the characters, it really adds a unique vibe to the content! Your humor comes through better in these vs in your typical videos

I love the strawberry frosted mini wheats, but captain crunch is soo good

YES IVE ALWAYS LOVED CAPTIN CRUNCH

the production of this video is unbelievable. the way you incorporate your art and ideas into the video to not juts make it a boring tier list video is chefs kiss

waffle crisp is my favorite and im glad you included it, I haven't finished the video yet but I'm noticing no fruity pebbles

Tony will always have a special place in my heart... the fan art is so good.