RANKING EVERY COUNTRY'S BEERS | Trash Taste Stream #12 

Do not EVER forget that they all, in harmony, agreed that Budweiser was a 7.5/10

Chris would have been a perfect guest on this episode

Bro the Budweiser was so cathartically good as an American. Almost two years of “American products suck” and boom 8/10 🤣🤣🤣

Ahhh the amount of joy I got from watching them shit on Bud all stream and then proceed to heap praise at it without knowing what it was...the fact that Connor and Garnt both are shocked by Joey giving it a 1 when it was really a 7 just shows they really liked it lol

That Budweiser segment though: Garnt: Horror and Denial Connor: Anger and Denial Joey: Surprised Pikachu Face and Acceptance

Can't believe the boys collectively had an existential crisis over liking an American Beer.

Average Score Weissbier: German - 8.5 Budweiser: America - 7.34 Estrella: Spain - 7.34 Budwar: Czech - 7 Guiness: Ireland - 7 Corona: Mexico - 6.67 Yebisu: Japan - 6.67 Chang: Thailand - 5 Sri Lanka - 5 Bintang: Indonesia - 4.67 Dreher: Italy - 4 Heineken: Netherlands - 2.67 333: Vietnam - 2 Miller: America - 1.34 Joey never gave his score for the Sri Lankan, Czech or German beer, so the average score for those is just based off Conor and Garnts rating

Sydney taking offense when Garnt says he doesn't know what Joey means about "Good head...in the bedroom with mood lighting" is hilarious. Like. Wow, Syd. Just lay it all out there XD

Seeing Joey with short hair is like seeing Connor without beard.. it's bizarre 😂😂

What I learnt from this episode: Garnt is a fake thai. Joey is a fake japanese.

Connor guesses 333 gives it 3/10 and gets his 3rd point. How poetic.

Drunk CDawg sipping water: "it's rich and creamy"

I love how Garnt is giving an essay everytime they guess a beer, but he's wrong almost everytime.

Average Rankings 1. Erdinger Weissbier average: 9/10 (Joey rank assumed 10 as his top beer) 2. Yebisu average: 7.33/10 2. Estrella average: 7.33/10 2. Budweiser average: 7.33/10 3. Guiness blind unrevised average: 7/10 4. Budvar average: 7/10 (Connor and Garnt only as no Joey scores) 5. Guiness revised average: 5/10 6. Corona average: 6.67/10 7. Chang average: 5/10 8. Bintang average: 4.67 9. Lion average: 4/10 10. Dreher average: 4/10 11. Heineken average: 2.67/10 12. 333 average: 2/10 13. Miller draft: 1.33/10 Top 3 based on score Joey's Top 3 Assuming Erdinger is 10 1. Erdinger at 10/10 2. Corona and Estrella tied at 8/10 3. Budweiser at 7/10 Joey's Top 3 Omitting Erdinger 1. Corona and Estrella tied at 8/10 2. Budweiser at 7/10 3. Yebisu at 6 (tied with Guiness score before revision) Connor's Top 3 1. Yebisu and Budvar tied at 8/10 2. Erdinger, Estrella, Bintang, Budweiser tied at 7/10 3. Chang at 6 (tied with revised Guiness score) Garnt's Top 3 1. Erdinger at 10/10 (tied with Guinness from tap score) 2. Budweiser and Yebisu tied at 8/10 (tied with Guinness from can score [revised score]) 3. Corona and Estrella tied at 7/10 Bottom 3 based on score (Worst at top) Joey's Bottom 3 1. Lion, 333, and Miller tied at 2/10 2. Bintang and Heineken tied at 4/10 (Revised Guiness at 3) 3. Chang and Dreher tied at 5/10 Connor's Bottom 3 1. Heineken, Dreher and Miller tied at 2/10 2. 333 at 3/10 3. Lion and Corona tied at 5/10 (tied with Guiness first score) Garnt's Bottom 3 1. Miller at 0/10 2. 333 at 1/10 3. Heineken at 2/10

Connor: *drinks literally any beer* "Yeah I've had this" *he guesses it correctly*

Ok we can all agree that the bois liking Bud is a legendary moment but is no one gonna bring up Sydney shouting at Garnt when he says he doesn't know what Joey means by "Good head in the bedroom with mood lighting"?

The active attempts to erase that they all gave Budweiser a high score were hilarious. Peak content boys, and don't worry we'll remember to bring this up whenever we can.

I love how Connor is genuinely scared/upset when he says "I hope it's not bud" lmfaoo

What makes it funnier is that Connor totally called it at 1:03:39. They gave Budweiser a much higher score than most other beers.

They should have a "Chats per second" feature where it shows how many people messaged in the chat, but not what they said. Especially when Garnt started trashing the Thai beer, it would be funny to see.

1:33:20 upon realizing he likes Budweiser Connor has decided he is no longer worthy of the Drip Goku jacket.

The boys: *gave one of the best ratings to Budweiser.* Americans: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."

When they showed the Yebisu picture again at 1:55:48, I thought the staff were trying a 3-head trick play...but then I thought about it. Giving them Yebisu again would have been too obvious. They should have given them BUDWEISSER again, just to mess with them. LOL!

I think what threw them on the budweiser is that bud is used for Budweiser and Bud light, and that when you go to a bar in the US and ask for a Bud you will get Bud light most of the time. And with craft/local beers being everywhere in the US, people from the US saying its bad has more to do with the quantity of choices than the tastes of beer. Budweiser is kinda like just a baseline

"Mudan, you know what part to edit out" Mudan: "Aye aye capn" *edits them giving budweiser a 7-8/10 at the start of the video*

All 3 of them showed different stages of Grief with the Budweiser... Connor's Denial Garnt's Anger Connor's Depression Garnt's Bargaining & Joey's Acceptance

yes, thank the lord Connor gave Budweiser at least a 7. The America slander is closeted admiration.

Well as somebody how literally grew up above a brewery in Bavaria, let me give you some insights; 1.Yes Beers of the same brand can taste quit different depending on where it was brewed! (Honestly i don’t really understand why people are so surprised about that, after all nobody is surprised that a Chardonnay tasts diffrent depending on if its from French, Californian or Australian) Beer is a natural product that’s crafted, not just mixed together like a soda, and nomather how much big breweries try to ensure global standardization, depending on the mineralisation of the water, the kind and malt contain of the grain, and especial the yeast, the end result can vary quite a bit. 2.Yes the “container” in wich a Beer is stored (barrel/bottle/can) also has an inpect on how well the beer is preserved and how it will taste. (fun fact cans [compared to bottles] are actually better in preserving the original taste the brewer intended) 3.Also the glass! (Bottle or can) you drink from (as you may have noticed) has a quit significant impact on how it taste. So please get yourself some proper beer glasses (or I have to send you some) and don’t drink it from paper cups (you’re not in UNI anymore). 4. Weißbier contains yeast in the bottle (normally accumulated on the bottom), so one bottle should always be seen as “one serving” kind of like a piece of sushi, because otherwise if you split one Bottle (of Erdinger) into more than one glass their will be a huge taste difference between the glasses. And finally to redeem you guys a bit, Budweiser made outside of its home contrey, or made for export (kindof the opposite to Gunnies) often taste much better thene the US-version because, especial in Europe, local regulations often force them to obtain higher standards (for example using only grain not rice) if they want to sell their product as “beer”. Oh and a fun fact; the check Budvar (or Budweis) is actual the ancestor of (your beloved 😉) american Budweiser.

I love the shame and guilt the bois showed when they realised they had complimented America

Hearing Sydney laughing after the Budweiser tasting was funny as hell.

"Tsingtao, that's Chinese." - Literally a German brewery, founded by German colonists, in China.

They need to do a dark beer version, corona is ok but there are so many delicious Mexican dark beers they must try: Indio, Nochebuena, Modelo, y muchas más 🍻🇲🇽

Garnt: Did Heineken always taste this bad? Every dutch person: Yes

The boys outfits today were: Joey: The Dad Garnt: The Step-Dad Connor: Mom's Boyfriend

"Things always taste better outside of the country" Many countries export a higher quality product than what is sold inside the country. For example Baltika is a Russian beer that is considered to be the Bud Light of Russian beer, but the exported product is divine

It's strange. As a German I never put much thought into beer. You just buy the style of beer you like and don't worry much about anything like brand. It is very common to just rotate the brand and always buy the one that's on sale. That's probably why we don't have much craft beer.

Sydney screaming “I love you” after Garnt got the Yebisu right is goals man.

God I wish Sydney was in the background of these more often, her off-screen comments were too funny.

14:34 they’re all beer: however, you then have lager, a variety of ales & stouts under the banner of beer. Guinness is a stout and thus a beer 1:31:03 what a coincidence that they thought Budweiser was Czech because the original recipe is too

me a muslim who cant drink alcohol: hmmmmmm interesting

Sydsnap needs to be hired as the official offscreen commentator of Trash Taste After Dark xD She gives a really good dynamic with the boys hahaha

Scored Yebisu a 6/10 and Budweiser a 8/10 and has the audacity to say "I'll put Budweiser at a 5th" when he put Yebisu at 3rd....

Budweiser is basically America's equivalent to Guinness Draught not in flavor, but in the fact that despite not being particularly remarkable it's become a cultural staple for its consistency and mass appeal. It's the McDonald's of beer if you will. There's plenty of fantastic American beer; it's just at craft breweries you'll never hear about overseas.

Fun fact, the best spanish beers are rarely exported.

Garnt's 3rd "NOOOO!!!" was the fucking best. Really drove home the absolute despair he was feeling.

I really need a after dark family fued special. Sydney, aki, kaho, and meilyne vs conner, joey, chris and garnt.

28:00 Arcane is the only show in the past few years where I've wanted to go back and re-watch it just to pick up on little things I missed. I don't even play League but the show was just that damn good. I can't wait for the next season.

Legit one of the best streams they've done. Rewatched it, like, four times, and it's still funny.

1:51:30 Sydney screaming "I love you" to Garnt is both the most wholesome and terrifying thing I have ever heard lol

I am almost certain that when Connor and Garnt say they've had Budweiser before, they're actually thinking of Bud Light. If you're at a convention afterparty or something and they've just got a few cheap generic beers on tap, they're probably not even gunna have Budweiser, just Bud Light - and Bud Light is pisswater. Budweiser ain't great, but it's definitely got flavor. Their Bud Light-based expectations led them to expect something flavorless and awful, so they were blindsided

As a german im so confused how they got so drunk from that!? except sydney she probably drank all the bottles the guys just took a little sip of each. Also 1:57:57 its great that sydney is there ngl so much comedy

love how they pulled an evangelion "Congratulations" after the Miller 🤣

Knowing Sydney is killing the beers in the background makes me proud to be an American... a proper alcoholic 🤣

This podcast is brought to you by Budweiser Connor: "It's very rich, very Creamy. It's a very good beer. 7/10" 1:29:12 Garnt: "I really like this. This is better than the Spanish one. 8/10" 1:28:38 Joey: "7/10"

19:55 it was exactly this for me! I just got so over all the super sugary drinks like Smirnoff ices so I started trying different beers and ciders and whatnot and now I've found a few I enjoy and only ever drink beer or cider. I go for beer when I just want something cold and refreshing to drink, and I got for cider when I want something a little bit sweeter.

Garnt got DRUNK. I kept noticing him doing the little baby man voice to Sydney occasionally 😂

This was by far the funniest trash taste after-dark stream. I died during the Budweiser part.

I’m not patriotic or even drink beer…but the feeling of absolute joy seeing them all unanimously give Budweiser above a 7 after complaining the whole stream was great.

Blue Moon is very much a summer beer meant to be taken cold. For an American beer that is good at room temp and best with cool season foods, you need to try Honey Brown. Honey Brown is a very nutty but smooth beer that tastes like Autumn.

Fun Fact: Since Garnt mentions San Miguel a lot San Miguel is actually Southeast Asian, it’s named after San Miguel, Manila where the first brewery is from. They only granted branding rights in Europe to Spain.

Budweiser should pay them for this clip. And then just have people flipping tables and being upset it tastes so good.

I had the largest grin as they all realized what beer they drank when it came to the Budweiser. Thought it was hilarious that after all the trash talk they thought it tasted good. Not even of legal drinking age and that segment had me ear to ear smiling

You will never live it down boys. Enjoy that Budweiser. ~"Cheers" America

Fun fact: Budweis is actually a South Bohemian (Czech) city (same as Pilsen) and the Czech beer they are drinking is from there and it's called "Budějovický Budvar"=Budweiser Budvar so this whole debate is just so confusing for me... The Budweiser brewery was established somewhere around the same time the USA were established, couldn't you guys choose a different flippin name? 😂 Edit: and now I discovered that those us dudes who founded the us version actually took inspiration from the Budweis brewery and in the past fought with them over who'll have the permission to use the name "Budweiser", even tho Budweiser brewery was exporting to the us years prior those guys established the us brewery and claimed this trade mark, lol

1:57:50 Joey: “You know what I mean?” Garnt: **laughing** No Sydney in the background: “What do you mean you don’t know what he means Garnt?”

the absolute despair on their faces when they realized they rated Budweiser a 7 or 8 out of 10

1:25:37 Kvas is bread juice. Beer is wheat juice. Infact, I'm gonna go check on some Kvas I'm currently fermenting. It was good :D

Joey was a chad for sticking to his opinion on Budweiser

Joey is an honorary Mexican after this stream 🇯🇵✨🇦🇺✨🇲🇽

Garnt at the end of the stream: “I think we were all like, ‘This tastes good, this taste good’ and I thought maybe they know what they’re talking about.” Also Garnt before anyone else gives an opinion: “I really like this, I really like this, I really like this, I really like this. This is better than the Spanish one.” Rates it 8/10. Coping hard.

1:32:53 and here we can hear Grant's fiance and to-be wife turn into a seagull after drinking budweisser. oh truly a spirited away twist of fate

19:15 Just pointing out that over the years you're losing taste buds, meaning that over the years the more prominent things you tasted as a child become less in comparison to the other flavours

As a fellow Wisconsinite, I'm so proud of the boys asking Sydney to clarify what makes beer types different.

I just love the chaos during the Chang taste testing and how chat was just collectively going “GARNT NOOOO”

This was hilarious!! Watching this, I miss drinking with the boys. Definitely gonna get shit-faced the next time I get to meet up with my friends, might even do a taste test like this.

As an actual brewer by profession the beginning triggers me, but is enjoyable as hell, ale and lagers are just two different category of beer from which the different styles branch from . Don't let anybody tell you that your favourite beer is a bad beer, don't give the satisfaction to beer w*nkers!

being a beer brewer myself, i felt i needed to say that Ale and Lager are both classified as beers; with the main difference being is if the yeast ferments at the top or bottom.

Sometimes I laugh at the pure comedy goldmine that is Trash Taste and sometimes... Sometimes I realize I'm watching 3 guys almost all of them nearing their thirties in denial about the fact that American Budweiser tastes good and I still laugh

the Budweiser clip is literally the 5 stages of grief in physical form

1:47:45 had me dying Garnt: "oh that's very flowery 😗" Joey: **KEKW's irl**

The boys drunk Connor: British man Joey: Japanese man Garnt: Alex Jones

Joey: "This is good head" Garnt: "I don't know what that is..." Sydney: "exCUSE ME?!" I fucking lost it 😂

When they were like “Oh you couldn’t drink too much of this” with Budweiser… I was just like I’ve seen people drink an entire crate in like 2-3 hours… so yes you can drink a lot 🤣

Stella Artois is Belgian beer XD though the UK DOES have their own local manufacturing plant for it. Hoegaarden is also a belgian beer. It's pronounced closer tho "Who-Garden"

*calls American beer trash* *likes the beer when tasting it* "I see why this show is called Trash Taste."

This is by far the best Trash Taste After Dark Stream. They we're all sauced by the end LMAO.

In Australia the likes of VB and XXXX Gold are going the way of the dodo, you'll struggle to find those drinks in pubs and bars. You'll find Great Northern and James Squire are probably the 2 popular brands of beers at the moment. But Australia has a massive craft beer scene, which some of the best become big companies, like Gage Roads

Garnt: In honor of my country I will correctly guess Thailand's beer Also Garnt upon drinking Chang: I'm not gonna like this.. it's so bitter.. I don't think I've had this before.. I don't like this

As an American, I KNOW Budweiser is booboo. But when the bois got got I had to jump up yelling “USA! USA! USA!”. Trash Taste indeed 😂

Today's results(in *Kaguya Sama* Narrator voice):- Everyone loses(including Sydney) But Connor wins. Ironic how Connor who's not from mixed ethnicities is actually *Mr.Worldwode*

I love that when branding is not a factor they are honest.

22:40 No, they weren't always drunk. They did use alcohol/beer to make water more safe, but if there was a well for example, you can be reasonably sure that the water wouldn't be contaminated there. Drinking out of RIVERS is a different matter entirely

In regards to American beer, in the past 15 years, the big 3 brands like Miller, Budweiser and Coors have been kinda dethroned by so many genuinely fantastic more and local regional beer options. Just about any medium sized town now is going to have at least one creative local brewery that is pretty good. Coors/Bud/Miller are still pretty ubiquitous but very few people under the age of like 45 have those traditional big 3 as their genuine beer of choice. Even more recently nationwide brands like Sam Adams or Yeungling are so much better. I'd say, as an American, the biggest contemporary problem with American beer is the glut of indistinguishable IPA style beers flooding the market.

1:58:47 I love how drunk Garnt tries to take a sip of beer with his eyes and mouth closed shut LMAO.

The bois: Beer ranking time Me watching and nodding to the commentary: Pan dulce with milk

This confirms for me that Garnt has no taste both figuratively and literally. I love it.

Every blind taste test is really a testament to marketing. Joey liked Corona while just drinking it. But was so ashamed when he knew what it was. They all had glowing reviews for Bud, until they knew what it was. People are sheep. And marketers and advertisets run our opinions.

as an American, this is the most patriotic I've felt in years.

The fact that Bintang ranked significantly higher to Heineken is hilarious... I agree with it, but the history is interesting 🤣

Great stream as always!