Ranking EVERY Destroy All Humans From WORST TO BEST! (Top 5 Games Including Reprobed!) 

I loved POTF as a kid. I had to have my parents order a copy off eBay for a 100 dollars to play it on my PS3. For my first soccer goal and that was my reward

5: Big Willy Unleashed 4: Clone Carnage 3: Paths of the Furon 2: Destroy All Humans! 1: Destroy All Humans! 2

You know what’s crazy? Even with the new Destroy All Humans remake, and Reprobed, the sound loop glitch is still there after all these years. I have no clue what causes it, but sometimes I’ll hear a sound repeating itself forever around certain areas, and it brought me back to when I was a kid trying to search for the source of the sound to stop it 😂

I loved the POTF it was perfect to me. I enjoyed and the ending was funny. The first game was fun but very short. The second one is my most favorite. I played all the games and I liked all of it. Even the bad ones. I had fun and that's all that matters.

Good video! Destroy All Humans was one of my favorite franchises growing up. No joke, I asked for an Xbox 360 for Christmas just so I could play Path of the Furon (in hindsight, not the best move), but I'm glad THQ Nordic revived the series. If you're curious about the franchise's history, I'll be putting out a documentary on the series soon, so keep an eye out for that.

I remember as a kid playing the hell out of destroy all humans on my brothers Xbox demo disk he got every month with the magazine subscription. I never got to play the full game until now but man did I miss out. These are still gems even in 2022. On the upside I’m playing on my 3080ti on an ultra wide so not bad for my first experience with the franchise! Highly recommend everyone play 1&2

I had some fun with Path of the Furon. I assumed Big Willy Unleashed was dead last of the actual games

Honestly, Path of the Furon wasn't bad. The weapons were extremely fun (especially the superballer) and the gameplay was pretty damn good, especially with the temperal fist.

I personally loved Path of the furon as a kid. I thought it retained the same feeling and vibe as the first 2 and added some awesome weapons. I still like 1 and 2 better but I remember adoring PotF

Yeah i think they should have made clone carnage into a multiplayer mode in the main game rather than a spin-off game too at the very least it would have added a little bit more of replayability

I remember playing Destroy all Humans 2 on the PS2 when I was a little kid

I actually never had any issues but 1 when I played path of the furon as a kid. I actually really enjoyed it since I haven’t really had any other DAH games, though tbf I mostly replayed the beginning bits a lot to go on rampages and destroy buildings lol.

Now they need to make a brand new 3rd game and make it set in the 80s. Start it out in Miami.

I love THQ Nordic and cement

Great video man!

this is some solid content thank you TTJ

7:29 unless you mean the literal west as in the US and Europe, yes it was released in the west because we had it in Australia

i loved 2 as a kid thought it was better in nearly every way but right before reprobed was announced i played the ps4 version and honestly didn't like it very much. the dialogue however still great i'm still debating if i prefer reprobed over the original but i prefer 05 over the 2020 remake any day

9:18 griddy

Nice ranking.

I finally got to finish what I started with DAH 2, and to fill in the missing pieces that I had lost from my childhood when I had played it

Destroy All Humans was my “gta” that I could play without worrying about my parents coming in and seeing some wild shit 😂

Big Willy Unleashed was, and still is, my favorite. I pray for a re-make

I hope they can make a destroy all humans 3 were you fight off against other alien invaders because in the first 2 games we didn’t really see it. We saw mutants and mention of aliens but I don’t know if we got any aliens in them besides cryptons (I’ve only gotten to Russia in 2 and I’m on the final boss in 1)

Destroy all humans! 2 was always my favorite. I love the remakes and I enjoyed path of the furon. I don't think POTF is as good as the first two games but it's still very much DAH!. Path of the furon is a much less polished game amd was made by a studio who were basically forced to rush out a half assed game. I never had any crashed or anything with the game and the frame rate could be bad. The locations are cool but not as good as DAH! 1 & 2.

I wish POTF would be remade

As of today I'm blown away by DAH 2 remake.. So much so I've been watching reviews of the series the rest of the day.. I have the one from a couple of years ago which is good.. But this seems to up the ante.. I'm sorry I never got a chance to play the originals.. Better late than never! Moreover I know THQ isn't a dev however all the games I have with that logo are bangers like Darksiders, Kingdoms of Amalur, Red Faction etc

I love all four games but I actually like Big Willy & Path more and hope they remake both or combine them at least in one game will updating it that would be really cool. Take a risk instead of playing it safe.

when they make a new installment i hope we get the zombie gun but it can get implemented better

There was also a phone game for flip phones at the time called crypto does Vegas. Nobody remembers it lol but there’s footage on RU-vid

I loved the first 2 games as a kid and remember playing PoTF and just feeling incredibly sad that everything about it seemed so off lol

Love the fist 2 games and the 2 new remakes

The remake of reprobed is awesome the only thing that I don't like is the disloacator weapon yea it use to Fuck you up sometimes that's what made it funny

Was the crypto actually based on the grey alien?

I wonder if the other games will be remade honestly I bet the third one will with maybe some gameplay changes and all if it wasn’t revived as well

Hopefully now we can have an amazing Destroy All Humans 3 game. Really hope they don’t touch POTF or Big Willy, as those games are already pretty trash not worth redemption, I’d much rather see a brand new experience now. Awesome ranking by the way, I would agree fully!! Another great vid.

what did you play POTF on?? I played it on ps3 and did not get that frame issue at all... Tons of other issues, definitely, and definitely the worst in the series.. But 10 fps? Something might've been wrong on your end... Or maybe I was just lucky

In DAH2, Crypto's quip about STDs/protection to Natalya after she mentioned Sergei getting infected had me on the floor. Didn't the remake have to censor/edit out one Albion mission though, for joking about trannies?

Never got why they didn't put the Bay City citypop song by Junko Yagami in the second game remake, I guess it's because that's an 80s theme not a 70s, but still.

While I did enjoy POTF, especially the new weapons. One thing that bothered me bad was how the people didn’t rag doll like the other games

I played Destroy All Humans! 2 Reprobed on my ffriend＇s RTX3080 computer and I found that the fps always dropped to under 40.I asked many PS4 players and they said this never had happened.I don't know why it goes so badly on PCs.

My favorite destroy all humans game is 2❗ but path of the furon3 is the 1st. Showing you how go into it learning about the game to begin with❗

I have a feeling blackforest games is gonna forget about path of the furon and big willy remakes and surprise us with a destroy all humans 3.

Big Willy Unleashed is confirmed to be non cannon.

As a fan for ages crypto became my childhood icon for reasons I love the series I can't wait to have fun with the burrow beast for the furon empire and the blisk will die by my ass

I wonder if they'll continue their remakes, maybe reboot the next games. Or fix the next two,

Putting BWU higher than PotF is a bold move, I'll give you that.

I loved number 2 playing 2 players with my brother

I've only played the original on the PS2 and then the two remakes. I loved the original a lot as it was just a fun game, but I ended up missing out on the others due to life. The moment the remake was announced I knew it was an instant buy and loved it immensely. As such, I was super excited for the remake of 2 and knew I needed to have a PS5 before it came out. Well sadly, I was disappointed with 2. There was a lot I loved, but I encounted non-stop glitches from frame rate drops that crashed the game, to a glitch where the save function stopped working so I lost 2 hours worth of progress. Furthermore, the game glitched on the collectibles so I am unable to acquire the trophies because one of the posters in Japan will not spawn in the location it is supposed to be at, while the game does not recognize that I got all 10 artwork pieces in Baycity despite the gallery showing I have them all. The worst part is they have still yet to patch it. As such, when I beat earlier this week I just stopped playing it with no desire to finish the stuff I missed.

Destroy All Humans does have great characters though

I hope at some point they do a remake of Path of the Furon. Fix some graphics and it could be great.

path of furon weapons were awesome but don't remember the frame rate issue

I will say this about Big Willy Unleashed, it made me desperately wish the Zombie Gun was in a actually good Destroy all humans game, i'll give it that.

I loved Path of The Furon but good luck finding or affording a copy of it on Xbox 360 🤑

POTF was my favorite and still is im Actually playing it right now lol the only DAH i had 300 hours in lol

If nothing else, I thought Path of the Furon had some really funny writing.

when the narrator says destroy it sounds like destraw

I dont recall there being a "bouncer" weapon in the second game.

I LOVED path of the furon D:

Do you think they'll make a real destroy all humans 3 or remake path of the furon

Your opinion on path of the furon was wrong, i didn't know options could be wrong, i hope it gets remade faithfully like the 1st two were, but unfortunately some other people also have the same wrong opinon

despite path of the furons running so poorly, the gameplay was kinda fun, the weapons, new pk skills, and stopping time was fun for me

i mean i remember getting DAH2 in college after playing 1 and feeling like it was a quick cash grab because nothing was new in it more or less just new decade

Path of furon and big Willy should swap

I still have destroy all humans 1 and 2 on ps2 , and potf on ps3.

I agree with everything but the remake for destroy all humans is better then the original in my opinion

Maybe it was just me being a little kid but I really enjoyed POTF

Hopefully the rumor of the new dah being in Florida is "cememt" ed in truth

Funny how the title of the game is something that I would like to bring into reality 🤣🤣🤣

Clone carnage was so messy.

I think the Big willy joke could have worked better as a constant joke if it was played straight at first and then it quickly turned out it was a shitty joke made by Crypto and everyone who figures it out swiftly gets annoyed by it. Like My Mom in Regular Show.

5. Clone Carnage 4. Path of the Furon 3. Big Willy Unleashed 2. Destroy All Humans 1. Destroy All Humans 2

I love destroy all humans 2 reproved and 1

Its a bummer that reprobed isnt coming to switch. Not my fault nintendo wont make a fancier console...oh well i still own the original sequel for xbox

Reproed is buggy, and stutter all the time when there is action...also potf saucer is the best weapons

The original DAH2's graphics were just fine for a PS2 game lol What are you on about?

Is it a sin that I like Path of thr Furon? 😊

2 was always my favourite! and both remakes are awesome! BUT they completely ruined his look after the first two original games. Cryptos face in the first original 2 looked perfect but once they made 3, 4 and the remastered games I've never liked the look of his face. There is just something about his original look that was just perfect.

sorry gotta disagree potf was the first one i played so im very very bias but is has my favorite weapons and the best upgrades which is what i care about the most about 1. potf 2.dah 2 3. big wily 4. dah dah 1 last because 2 just does everything wayyy better and i really like big wily the robot but the controls are awful

I think , I have played destroy all humans one and two plus path of the furon . I like all three games personally.

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Reviewers are a bunch of cry babies! Not Gamers! DESTROY ALL HUMANS I played it in '05 I just bought both remakes, I'm having a blast!

I enjoyed Path of the Furon more than Destroy All Humans (2020) Destroy all Humans 2020 keeps to this day crashing when using the Quantum Deconstrucor on buildings in the Capital map. But there are some huge differences between the 2020 version and the original, that really annoyed me. - can't PK while Holobob (blows cover way too quickly) - PK vehicles instantly explode when they hit anything, and no longer bounce around like they should - PK vehicles do not damage buildings and set the windows on fire - PK Vehicles takes several seconds to lift off the ground and is not instant. - Cannot Push and Pull with PK like in the original. - certain buildings and structures cannot be abducted (ferris wheel / cow statue) - mutants cannot be PK at all even when stunned - weather balloons now track the player in the air, original they were stationary - tesla coils are pathetically weak and not a hazard anymore - robots don't even talk like they used to. - majestic agents no longer commonly armed with laser guns, and just armed with pistols most of the time - saucer sonic booms nerfed and no longer cause objects to launch and bounce around - because of new mechanic, you'll end up locking onto props and transmorgifying them, when trying to extract enemies. - no car tyre screeches, no car horns, no metal sounds when a vehicle collides with something. - no screen shaking with big explosions - long loading times - no stats for Crypto clones created / ufo landings / buildings destroyed. - no witty remarks from Pox when idle in the mothership menu. - no B Movie stuff in the menu, (like trailers, beta and alpha gameplay of their game) - No DNA tracking on the HUD. (have to press pause to see how much DNA you have) - Game constantly stuttering with frame drops when too much destruction. - Cannot PK Forklifts. - Lots of cut dialogue from NPCs. "Halloween eh? well I dressed as a cop!" "Flying Away? Typical Alien" - Cannot knock over people with PK Vehicles, even if one lands on a person, they wont take damage, sometimes physics bug out and the vehicle launches off into the sky. - Physics is a little broken, getting hit by an explosive while jetpacking makes you go flying really fast in a direction erratically. - Original had a really cool menu system, the new one is simplistic and boring, and first time playing did you accidently quit the main menu by mistake? I did. - When Crypto sneaked he did a funny walk cycle. - When Crypto moved slowly he would bare his teeth showing aggresson, but would close his mouth while running. This is not present in the remake. - Certain small tub pools can be destroyed in the original but not in the remake. - Having the ability of getting ammo from blowing up buildings, really ruins the immersion factor and coolness of the explosive display, when you have bright glowing green and blue rings floating in the sky. - Death Ray doesn't vapourise people - PK Humans always land on their feet when tossed directly into the air. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other than that, I really liked your ranking list.

Pls don’t judge me😅😅😅😅

Destroy all Humans is not so great in the modern day… I don’t think I’ll even play the second one after wrapping up the first one

Man the wii titles really show that they had no budget. The best had worse hardware and looks a lot better than both

destroy all humans is not open world tho

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The challenges were kinda pointless DOH 2 reprobed since there really isnt anything to do with the DNA

i just personally cant stand the art style and graphics of the remakes.

gotta disagree. The dark and gritty graphics of the first two by far outweighs the newer graphics designs

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Actual advice, you say the word game just a little too much

I honestly loved big Willy back on the wii 😂😂🤌🏽

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