Ranking Every Galar Pokemon I Could Beat Up 

Yes

Wow this guy is early

@@DogsIGuess ok

Alternate title: John thinks about beating up babies for 15 minutes

Ahh, false FOMO.

How’s the subatticle (pardon the spelling) going? Feel free to take any amount of time you need! You bring great content to the Pokémon community!

well i mean you could stomp it to the ground

I’d enjoy it if you did one of these Mikey!

İ dont take these vids seriusly because olmost evre pokemon would kill em U should make an actually serius vid like this

Pls make a vid like this

😂

@bruh moment lmao true, its hilarious how innocent and sassy he looks, then he just OhKOs you with his fingers after pointing at you while your hysterically laughing thinking its doing nothing, and then he causes a whole tsunami

To think people don't like inteleon because it stands on two legs. I personally think it has the best design in the game.

@@hatkidforsmash5045 "It's too skinny!" It's a basilisk lizard, the kind that runs on water! The real animal it's based on is skinny too, probably because it needs to be very light to run on water.

London be like

True

@@Juppi69 I know that’s not an original joke but it’s just such a great one.

Same for wooloo tho

Facts

@@Juppi69 But you could just take out you’re anger on it, it’s wool is so fluffy it can’t feel you assaulting it.

Snom would just.. suffocate you. 🌝

Shiny hunters using the knockout methode hurts at least 500 snoms 🤷‍♀️

Haven't everyone beaten a yamper at some point? Just look at shiny huntera using the knockout methode for instance xD

what makes you think that any of those pokemon would care about the yamper

That’s Leon’s team from the champion battle, they’re the four that are always on his team, I was implying that the yamper that you attacked was Sonia’s and now Leon has it out for you

I think yamper is cute, yamp yamp yamper

And just because monke is small doesn't mean he will let you wack him with his stick(in fact he'll wack you a million times with it) #justiceforgrookey

YES I hear story’s of them ripping eyes out

Yes

As an Aussie. I can agree on that

Wooloo kills John

Ponies kick hard, they're really tall and have strong legs

Dude have you seen the power of a Pony Kick it could kill someone

@@RodimusMinor1987 true I've known my friend's friend who did horse riding, and she was riding and the pony threw her off and she was sprained her leg a decent amount. Later off in the year she was kicked really hard and broke her arm. I would never fight a pony 1 on 1 💀

@@sylvie9420 brun so unlucky 💀

@@sylvie9420 electricity zaps you.

That would be a really funny video, might have to look into making that!

Hi

or a cat

Or a frog

I would put: grookey, scorbunny, sobble, yamper, blipbug, wooloo etc

This is a scam, do not reply

This is a scam, do not reply

@@Even373 I am not a scam

Sorry, there was a reply to your comment that was, it must have been deleted. Sorry for the misunderstanding!

@@Even373 That's ok, I have some notifications blocked so missed that.

They are metal so John will break his foot trying to kick Meowth and he will also not be able to lift it

I think the only gmax he might have a chance with is alcremie, because you could (theoretically) eat the giant cake. it might be a bit more than you can handle in terms of quantity (I don't know. is john a competitive eating champion?) yes, you would have to deal with its attacks, but I see a very easy counterplay for dealing with g-max alcremie: climb the cake. as far as I am aware, it can't exactly move around as a cake (it is basically just a normal alcremie sitting on top of a giant cake), and I doubt it would be able to easily attack you if you were on it (only ways it could attack you in such a situation would likely also hurt it quite a bit)

Ironicly, I think any Gmax would punt us to the moon 🤣

@@trueredpanda1538 cinderace especially. alcremie, not so much. as I said before, g-max alcremie doesn't seem particularly mobile. it is kind of just a cake

@Padmini Dhillan ah, was not aware of that.

@@zachrodan7543 also, I according to the anime, alcremi can move as the big cake.

charizard isn't from gen 8

@@user-mg9cn8wm7w yes he is

@@TBB1216 sry if its a joke but otherwise google it

I love also cinderance

@@user-mg9cn8wm7w he's in a gen 8 game but is a gen 1 mon

Lmao this sint even mandjtv video

You overestimate how much thought John is putting into these

I think it would beat him but also a scorbunny would definitely not know flamethrower

Scorobunny doesn’t learn flamethrower though...?

@@starfallcolors4491 you've heard of TRs right?

@@starfallcolors4491 is a zoroark

Only 13.2 lbs. So not really

But it wouldn't be able to hit him if he's holding it in place

Pm7 learned mega kick

Sorry meant sobble

yea agree