Ranking Every JoJo's Stand | Parts 3 - 8 | What's Best for the Average Joe? 

Chilli pepper in D tier is criminal. Instant teleportation anywhere where there's power lines is incredibly useful in everyday life.

Gold experience can also create body parts literally one of the best stand ability he can donate organs infinitely

One thing you forgot about death 13 is that it can heal people in dreams which heals them in real life as seen with kakyoin

I would like to mention the fact that Part 4 Killer Queen (dunno about Part 8 KQ) does not just control explosions, it *completely* destroys things. When it destroys something, it is completely and fully destroyed, as seen with Shigechi, there was not a single thing left of him besides a button on his shirt, so you could use it the same way as you mentioned Cream could be used. edit because I can't type lmao

The fact that he confused ACT 1 Echoes with Okuyasu’s dad Is hilarious to me

Cheap trick is worse than just a please no, it’s easily a nuke. When someone sees your back and you die the stand transfers to the person who saw you. It’s ever spreading and only debilitating.

Why is nobody talking about Yukakos hair being C tier. There are so many uses to it: - growing and styling your hair on command - keeping your hair out of your face when walking in the wind or swimming - you can control it to work as several small hands for delicate operations like soldering or sewing. - it's kinda gross but you could use it as a duster for hard to reach cracks like in your keyboard.

Man in the Mirror and Little Feet are both absolutely incredible for storage purposes, especially Man in the Mirror. Any Junk you don't need can be put inside the mirror, and it'll be easy to find later.

You forget that Hermit Purple basically turned Joesph into Spiderman at the end of Stardust Crusaders. Also there seemed to be plenty of other uses for spirit photography as well that don't require smashing camera's (e.g. using a tv or the dirt) that I'd say it's utility would put it above the other combat-oriented stands.

Enigma is absolutely S tier. He put a car in there, which also had more paper inside. You could probably carry almost anything around in your pocket.

So The Hand gets A tier for erasing things limited to the size of its hand but Killer Queen gets D tier for being able to erase basically anything it touches along with multiple other abilities?

I think we're underestimating stands with great range like hierophant green and stone free, having an invisible extension of your body like 50 metres away from you is a pretty useful ability

Hermit purple can actually make maps showing where things are, such as when he made one out of the sand to show him where a barrel of tar is, and honestly being able to make a map of anything anywhere at any time sounds more useful then being able to make fire at will(magicians red). i think it should be higher on the list.

You could manipulate every casino or every technological mashine with hermit purple For me its S Tier because technologie only grows

He gave the example of being able to rewind with Mandom if you said something stupid in a conversation or fell and made an ass of yourself. Mandom's ability rewinds time but doesn't erase the memories of anyone involved. Everyone still remembers what happened in the rewinded 6 seconds. Regardless, the stand is still a personal favorite of mine and highly useful.

Highway Star doesn’t just chase things, it also can work like a search dog, because it has an extraordinary sense of smell. Imagine all the missing people it could find. It also can detect stuff like adrenaline and sweat and whatever, so it also kinda works as an emotion detector and that could also be used in many ways in your everyday life. You could avoid getting mugged, know when it’s a good time to say/ask stuff, etc

Harvest is the best and most general purpose stand a normal person could ever need. Super Long range (the entire Morioh city limits AT MINIMUM, and probably longer range than even that), incredible versatility depending on how many Harvests you want to use for a task, ridiculous levels of multi-tasking capabilities. One of the strongest stands in the whole series if you HAD to fight (and were being extra cautious) (Josuke wasn't kidding when he said he genuinely terrified that someone actually managed to kill Shigechi as Harvest was no joke). Pretty much everything SP does sans time-stopping is available to Harvest as well. Surgery? It can do it. Need to move crap around? It can do it. (3 Harvests have similar strength to a full grown man, imagine what all 500 can do?). Wanna move around at super speed? Harvest can do it (and carry you while doing so, even over and over walls and up the sides of buildings). Pin-point injection of medicine? Harvest can do it. wanna get rich collecting every spare coin or lost dollar in a whole city? harvest can do it. Clean your whole house throughly? Harvest can do it. Cover you in armor? harvest can do it. Find missing persons or escaped fugitives as long as you've got a general idea of where they might be (since we don't know Harvest's exact range, just that it's at least the size of Morioh)? Harvest can do it. Long distance communication and coordination between multiple parties without the use of cell-phones. Harvest can do it. Leave one with each group. And if you're less than honest, it can do a hell of a lot more.

Imma disagree with bad company, having a literal army of invisible workers that can do almost anything for you is what I would consider a great ability

Having the ability to drive up mountains and off-terrain seems like a relatively useful ability, at least to avoid traffic. Not to mention you could turn a subaru into a ferrari

The snail transformation is specifically because of Weathers Trauma, if you dont have the trauma than its a non-issue

Imagine if Rohan just wrote in okyuasu, “you are smart”

35:05 "When on earth are you going to use a fishing rod stand" When going fishing, I guess.

I feel like GER would be an instant S tear or even a Heavens Door level stand since it could easily save your life on any occasion that could possibly hurt or harm you. Like a car crash or some sort of accident that ends up mortally wounding you.

Echoes act 2 is criminally underrated not only are you able to make things that you imprint true you are able to make sound effects true like fwoosh will create wind bang will create explosions and boing will make an object rubber

Imagine having moody blues as a historian. Like sure you’ll be in the area for a while since it needs to rewind but it doesn’t seem to have a limit so a bunch of history mysteries could be solved by seeing what someone did during whatever event

I would personally want Harvest, having little guys be able to do mundane household chores or something or picking up litter outside i think would be really useful

moody blues in C tier is honestly CRIMINAL to a person with horrible memory like me. i’d be using it every single day. PLUS think of all the cool stuff moody blues can do you can just waltz into any concert hall and replay a performance any time you wish the potential for moody blues is through the roof (just my opinion lmao)

Soft and wet is mad underrated. Stealing things like friction and weight with plunder can let you make infinite energy in short bursts for the duration of plunder.

love how he even gave an example of how not only could vanilla ice stand help other people but solve one of humanity's biggest problem still only gives it a tier

If King Crimson also includes Epitaph, which has the ability to see the future, then it is at least S tier, arguably higher

Hey Ah doesn't gives you infinite luck, it just cheers you up. Still SSS tier.

You don't always need to smash a camera for Hermit purple to work. Even joseph made it work by just using sand on the ground.

2:53 Dude COMPLETELY forgot about Hermit Purple's ability to manipulate electronics. It's not an ability used often in the series since Hermit Purple overall is rarely used, but Joseph was seen using Hermit Purple on TVs, Video Game controllers.... Also he can use it to READ PEOPLE'S MIND. Hermit Purple is hands down an S Tier. I will not agree to anything less. It's the Stand I would want the most if I were to have it in the real world and use it in my own everyday life. (oh yeah, this was also a great video - very fun topic)

We've actually seen kira silently make things "explode" where they just sort of turn to dust and dissapear. The force of the explosion also tranfers to other thing touching it too. So it has a simiilar utility to Cream and The hand where if you have a bunch of crap lying around your house that you want to get rid of you can just make dissapear.

Plenty have already said it but, Hermit Purple being in D is such a whiff, that thing is so useful and convenient it's crazy. One of the Stands I daydream about having the most short of like, The World. lol

I didn't watched video yet, but i'll say that Pearl Jam is the best option. With Pearl Jam, you can make an ultra porridge that can heal most of the physiological problems.

I thought Golden experience being able to create life and heal wounds would make it an a tier. You could just create limbs for people that lose them, I'd prefer it over alot of the a tier stands

love the idea of using atum in interrogations "Did you kill that man?" "No" "Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes." "Well we got 'em"

Diver Down should be a good stand, but not really useful for the everyday person. You explained that Anasui rewired a frog's brain to Yoyoma, but I'm pretty sure that's because of Anasui's crazy obsession with breaking down objects. And yes, that includes living things. So I'm amusing if you don't have that obsession, Diver Down can still be useful with the power transfer/storage ability. But not much else. Still a great stand ability though.

Stone Free is extremely versatile, anytime you need something or want to communicate at a distance you have the string, any injury or torn object on you or anyone else can get stitched up, anytime you could use a rope for anything you have an extremely stong one, and it has above average stats in the body form.

Stone free is like A tier material. You can walk on water, fit into tight spaces, make a bullet proof vest area with it, swing like Spider-Man. Stone free is top notch for day to day and crime fighting

GER's ability is to completely nulify anything that threatens to harm the user, making you literally a god. Combined with GE's abilities, I think it should've been higher on the list

For Lovers it isn't just pain, it is explained that he sends it into his target's brain, and the stand messes with the target's pain receptors. So theoretically you could send your stand into someone else to have it do something else.

King crimson in B is criminal. If you get shot with the power to stop time you're dead. KC lets you see the future. And if im falling off a cliff i can skip the part where i hit the ground and sky dive without a prachute. It is way better than 5 seconds of stopped time. And it has great combat aswell. It just never needed to do the flurry of punches and only did it once

Strength isnt just a ship from nowhere, when they defeated him the ship became a little dingy, so you still need like a ship to inhabit and it becomes the strength ship

Gold Experience is one of those stands that doesn't seem really useful when you describe it (turning non-living objects into plants/animals), but the sheer utility that Giorno gets out of it in the series could potentially put it into S tier. Like turning someone's tooth into a fly to track them down, turning a flotation device into a large fish to transport you across the ocean, growing a tree from the ground to climb up buildings, healing people by growing them new body parts, etc.

Death 13 is basically multiplayer for dreams and I love it

Some abilities like manifesting someone's guilt or forcing someone to lie would be dead useful if you worked as a police interrogator. Also Whitesnake could be used when someone was retiring or passing away to punch all their education and experience into someone younger. You could skip decades of schooling with it.

Most stands you put into D tier require a little bit more thinking to see there true potential instead of just seeing what they did in the manga/anime.

3:30 You don't actually have to smash an expensive camera every time. As demonstrated by Joseph later in part 3, you can actually use Hermit Purple with a TV to create the images without needing to destroy it, or using the environment around you (like dirt or sand) to create spirit drawings

Small correction about yellow temperance. You can not make yourself smaller/taller. The stand absorbs things and grows in size. The bigger the slime the taller the person you’re turning into gets. That’s why fake kakyoin later was taller than Jotaro

Hey Ya doesn’t give you infinite fortune(Pocoloco already had that luck before getting the stand) it just encourages you

I feel like King Crimson's Epitaph ability is being overlooked. Being able to get a forecast of what happens around ten seconds from now on demand could be useful in day to day life. Also what happens at the end of those ten seconds could be changed if you use King Crimon's ability at the right moment.

32:42 Dude. Temporarily blocking the velocity of the object while still being able to accumulate its kinetic energy is extremely useful. At the very least it makes obstacles non-existent - you can make a ladder anywhere out of anything, walk on water, pave your own road if it's blocked by some debree. Profession-wise, you're a portable wrecking ball since all you need to do to bring a building down is to kick the beams a few dozen times and then release (with the added benefit of you being safe under your own stand since, you know, you can just stop any debris falling on you), and that's just scratching the surface. Don't sleep on Kraftwerk

Death 13 was able not only making wounds in dream and then in reality too but it was able to heal those wounds. So I was wandering if Death 13 is the one of the most useful stands for healing and returning losted parts of body. I mean he can do any kind of physical damage and making it disappear, it is only working for wounds that were made by Death 13 or any wound can be healed by this Stand just because it's Freddy Krueger's magic? And it is possible for Death 13 Requiem to make mutants with many arms or heads or etc out of living beings? Sorry for my english btw.

I'm pretty sure The Sun doesn't act like an actual sun and make photons, just like how stand fire isn't actual fire, the stand "The Sun" just feels hot and makes you die of heat stroke.

I'd personally put Enigma in S tier; the sheer usefulness that comes from turning just about any inanimate object, with the largest we've seen being a car, into a tiny, portable piece of paper is massive. Want to keep something hidden? Now it's a slip of paper. Want to carry something massive around? You can shove it in your pocket. Is there too much clutter in your house? Well, you can probably shove everything in your entire house into your wallet. And putting that aside, if you were to theoretically use it for crime, you could get away with just about anything. Walk up to someone's car and shove it in your pocket as a slip of paper. Hide illegally obtained goods in the form of paper. I am extremely biased as Enigma is one of my favorite stands, but still.

About Wheel of Fortune: He does indeed have fuel in the car, but it's never stated to be required to make the Stand work. The only time he uses it is as an offensive attack. So yeah, you probably got yourself an awesome shapeshifting, self-healing car that can go anywhere for basically free!

You can use White Snake to eject menories & play them so it is possivle to get s job as a detective to solve cold cases that only have 1 witness. White snakes can also be used if you wanna give someone the abilidy to see by ejecting eye disc out & inserting them in

I like the empathetic perspective you take to this tier list, it says a lot about you as a person! A different person could have made an entirely different list.

But with Man in the Mirror you would live rent free in a mirror of a building, you could then just leave out of it to get stuff, and slip back into it whenever you feel the need. Nothing could stop you from going around places such as traffic or lines in your mirror world. Not to mention you can pull other people in as you please meaning its not just a free living space with isolation. Id give it A Tier atleast.

GER also lets you revert any action of others and protects you on its own. As in even if someone shoots you without you noticing your stand will intercept. It’s really good. Infinite self defense potential and the advantages of GE (litterally being able to engineer body parts that can’t be punched)

Enigma should be placed in A because its practically the same as space trucking but u also get a humanoid stand that can do tasks for u as well as you don't need to carry specifically a deck of cards

You forgot hermit purple is good for information gathering in general, not just spirit photography. Araki doesn’t use it for too much but he does reveal that you can see inside people’s bodies, which is great if you’re a doctor. It also gives you a little look into the future, so a gift of foresight and prediction. That’s why part 2 Joseph is able to predict people’s next line, it’s because of the intelligence HP gave him, even before he knew he had HP. He can also make maps, as shown in his fight with the empress. I’d say Hermit Purple is a great tool for everyday life, and can be useful for many jobs, and everyday situations.

So, Cream’s erasing ability is also through his mouth. So, you don’t even have to be blinded to clean everything up, you could just feed cream the trash and it would go away.

Killer Queen HAS some use beyond battle It's explosions are fairly self-contained, and he's capable of destroying an entire human body with NO trace, while also leaving a part he wants (the hand) You could use it similarly to Cream and The Hand, just slightly more volatile

The more I think about it, the I realizes how nuts White Album is. You don't just cool things down, youcan also summon a suit of completely bullet-proof armor that you can then make skates for that if you're good enough with them, can match the speed of cars. That sounds pretty handy to me. King Crimson's Epitaph also lets you see the future, so if you see a future where you get hurt, you can skip time and ignore that because you're intangible. That doesn't just apply to combat.

So many stands in this list are criminally underated

Hey Ya! does not give luck, it is made very clear in the story that Pocoloco is lucky on his own and his luck maybe is the reason he developed a stand without the Devil's Palm. But the only thing Hey Ya! actually does is encouraging the user to believe in himself. Which is still pretty useful but it's not just absolute luck

35:05 Beach Boy would actually be ideal for any fisherman or anyone in fish marketing, it has a sensory ability and controllable line so it can track the most active fish and snag buckets of them in minutes. It would also be handy if you are locked out of your car or house and need something to fit through small window openings.

1:00:00 mary lynn manson is the left one, and the green one is the right half of the saints eyes guardian, basically a personification of the scan ability given by the saint’s right eye. (Originally I said it was ball breaker, realized that it wasn’t)

King Crimson is an S tier because it can also predict the future

At one point in early Part 6, Pucci inserts a disk into a frog commanding it to explode and it just does. Because of this, I've always seen it as a pseudo-Heaven's Door, as it probably shares some of its abilities with Heaven's Door (using a disk to learn a language, etc.) so I think it belongs there.

Harvest being in b tier is criminal, literally all shigechi does is show how it can be used practically throughout part 4

You actually don't have to smash a camera for Hermit Purple to work, Joseph just does it.

I think weather report its more like a trauma mental ability that the rainbow has, because when emporio gets it dosent seem to make the rainbow

Bro the hair stand is super useful. It's basically the equivalent of having infinite arms. I think that puts it in A tier at least.

King crimson is the one of the best ones, it allows for the best interactions with people and effectively 100% survival rate until you die of old age

The water control stand from part 3 has more potential, but the user was blind so the only amount he can control was moderated in a desserted enviroment to tract his opponets by vibration and sound

The fact he forgot that hermit purple can be used for TRANSPORTATION was pain

Hermit purple is criminaly underrated. Hermit purple can posses any device, and smashing them to break is not necessary and also spider-man swinging thing is a great mobility

your ideal version of death 13 would never work because people don’t remember the dream when they wake up

i feel like a lot of people forget that golden experience requiem's abilities are not just limited to resetting peoples actions after punching them. you don't need to punch them, and all the abilities that golden experience had such as giving life and extreme strength are heightened like crazy... not to mention you can also sense people around you according to the wiki which is a nice add-on

Hermit purple has more uses then you're giving it credit for. For one we see Joseph use it to Spiderman around the place which would just be incredibly useful and fun for getting around. We also see him use it to hack electronics like when he used it to control the game during the younger Darby battle or when he took over the biplane they were flying. He can also apparently read minds with it which is why they needed to assassinate Enya. He doesn't do it on screen but they explicitly say he can do this. It can also be used to create maps or read fortunes which usually pertain to things going on in the immediate future. So if you're into horoscopes or want to open up a fortune telling business there's that functionality too. Also they say that Joseph needs to smash a camera to do it but when Dio uses his Hermit Purple he just gently taps the camera and it works, that tells me Joseph is just overdoing it. It's pretty good functionality wise actually. At least a B tier.

With chilli pepper you can steal money by getting in houses and charge your phone everywhere that has electricity.

Tusk deserves a higher placement at least from act 3, which is effectively a teleportation or invulnerability/invisibility stand

Moody blues is kinda useful actually lol, you could potentially automate mundane crap, like cooking, by doing it once, and just leaving another in the same spot. Make yourself pasta/rice/something easy everyday with basically no effort lol, you'd just need to remember time and date it happened lol. You could also retrace your own steps without having to remember. Lose your keys? Just retrace to around the last time you had em lol

I think White Album should be bumped up to S-tier because it’s probably the best for both combat and convenience. You can casually skate around at 60 mph, and you’re near invincible. Not only that, but it’ll also provide insulation from the cold if you ever need a jacket.

Hermit Purple's spirit photography can literally make you millions by locating lost treasures

I think the hand should be in S by virtue of the fact that you can teleport with it

24:10 I believe Harvest should be at least “A” tier, this stand is dangerous to the point where it can make you drunk like Josuke and okuyasu, and almost made them blind! This stand is handy, helpful, and deadly!

I feel like there were a ton of stands that were just completely downplayed because you limited it to just being a battle stand. Surface is probably A tier, if not S tier, solely because you can just use it to always have a 2nd person with you. Meaning you could complete any task twice as fast because you have a personal assistant for everything. Magician's Red as well, both for the search and rescue capabilities with the life sensing, and for the fact that it can generate heat, which can be used to generate energy. You marked The Sun very highly just based upon the energy production potential, but Magician's Red is the same idea, just more portable.

Hermit purple is S tier, being able to find anyone or watch anything is insane

you know the heya stand does NOT give you luck right? who is the owner of the luck is pocoloco, his stand just helps him administrate the luck

Shizuka can presumably control her power, but she's not smart enough to control it yet.

Magician Red also has that life-detecting ability, that could be reasonably useful in some situations.

This is totally off! Hermit purple is easily S tier. It can map out entire locations, tell you almost any information using a tv, show you a picture of who your trying to find to know where their at, and probably many other things. Red Hot chili pepper can literarily take you anywhere as long as theirs electricity which most places have meaning you can go across continents insanely quick. Edit: Hermit purple can also control electronics and to have it you probably need hamon since it’s the only stand that can channel hamon so you probably have hamon and you can also be Spider-Man.

Killer queen would finally allow me to live a peaceful life

Ok so, about some of your choices: -Ebony Devil is one of the worst Stands ever, ever for battle: it requires some set up (the puppet), then you have to get injured to trigger it's effect, just enough to be vengeful, but not enough to die (so it's very risky), then you get a puppet that you can control remotely, but still harms the user if it gets damaged. It's only benefit is the decent physical strength, which you can get with many more better stands; -Gold Experience also allows you to sense life forms, heal yourself and others, as well as creating fully functional body parts to transplant. That's pretty useful. GER does the same but it's stronger can make you invulnerable to any sort of attack, so... -White Album can be used to protect you from high cold and heat, skate around at the speed of a car as well as creating bridges in water. A pretty good Stand for going outside during harsh climates and offers great mobility; -King Crimson is way more useful than that: the ability to phase out of reality allows you to get out of danger in many situations, and Epitaph can make you see the future, but unlike Thoth, you can actually twist it to your advantage thanks to King Crimson. Might be a little too battle focused, but that's some pretty good self-defence and danger avoidance.

The thing about Stands is that they always have the catch of "now you will supernaturally attract other people with Stands to your location". So no Stand is ever good for the everyday Joe, because you stop being everyday whether you like it or not.