Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 DLC Track by How Safe It Is

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Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat once again to rank every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC track by how safe it is.
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00:00 Intro
00:31 Paris Promenade
01:21 Toad Circuit
01:48 Choco Mountain
02:21 Coconut Mall
02:55 Tokyo Blur
03:27 Shroom Ridge
03:54 Sky Garden
04:13 Ninja Hideaway
04:54 New York Minute
05:33 SNES Mario Circuit 3
06:00 Kalimari Desert
06:32 Waluigi Pinball
07:07 Sydney Sprint
07:32 Snow Land
07:58 Mushroom Gorge
08:24 Sky-High Sundae
08:49 London Loop
09:19 Boo Lake
09:43 Rock Rock Mountain
10:19 Maple Treeway
10:43 Berlin Byways
11:18 Peach Gardens
11:50 Merry Mountain
12:19 3DS Rainbow Road
12:49 Amsterdam Drift
13:13 Riverside Park
13:40 DK Summit
14:11 Yoshi's Island
14:49 Bangkok Rush
15:20 DS Mario Circuit
15:53 Waluigi Stadium
16:20 Singapore Speedway
16:48 Athens Dash
17:24 Daisy Cruiser
17:52 Moonview Highway
18:14 Squeaky Clean Sprint
18:43 Los Angeles Laps
19:12 Sunset Wilds
19:36 Koopa Cape
20:12 Vancouver Velocity
20:49 Rome Avanti
21:39 DK Mountain
22:27 Daisy Circuit
22:55 Piranha Plant Cove
23:23 Madrid Drive
24:18 Rosalina's Ice World
24:49 SNES Bowser Castle 3
25:25 Wii Rainbow Road
25:59 Results/Outro
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@j0rts 5 месяцев назад

Where my safety enthusiasts at?

@michellemorton4273 5 месяцев назад

Right here!

@ToadFish123 5 месяцев назад

Everywhere

@LinkTheOnePieceFan 5 месяцев назад

Here 😐

@FlygonkingVGC 5 месяцев назад

Well u safety tested it all and I feel safe but what about smash courses or Pokémon gyms

@Sasuhinagirl1 5 месяцев назад

Here!

@hjt091 5 месяцев назад

In the interests of safety I must point out that in Tokyo, Sydney, London, Bangkok, and Singapore, you were driving on the wrong side of the road

@sinteleon 5 месяцев назад

Though in the case of Singapore, it's likely the roads were sectioned off for the race specifically so that's not an issue. (Similarly to how roads are sectioned off for f1 races)

@breazy832 5 месяцев назад

No they’re wrong

@justincecil 4 месяца назад

What about Germany and ampsterdam

@katiebradbury4873 4 месяца назад

Very very good safty point alway drive on the correct side of the road

@SCL6054Prouctions 4 месяца назад

@@justincecilThey drive on the right side of the road like America and France

@MoonriseMystery 5 месяцев назад

I appreciate j0rts' determination to get eaten by every single piranha plant

@j0rts 5 месяцев назад

It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it

@Mega-Mato 5 месяцев назад

@@j0rtsYou missed one in piranha plant cove!

@Datenauflauf 5 месяцев назад

@@j0rts"how fast can you get eaten by a piranha plant in every..."

@Redpoppy80 5 месяцев назад

It's for science!

@BlueBoiYT 3 месяца назад

Also jorts kinda died in bowser castle 3

@Radman1889 5 месяцев назад

j0rts, the only man who can give 3DS' Rainbow Road a 1/10 and everyone is cool with it

@bronzebeez9963 5 месяцев назад

That's because he is right

@toxdazcubing 5 месяцев назад

@bronzebeez9963 that's it

@endstoneninja3845 5 месяцев назад

And the only man who can give Toad Circuit a 9/10

@doggo7721 3 месяца назад

@@bronzebeez9963only right in the safety sense right?

@bronzebeez9963 3 месяца назад

@@doggo7721 yes

@thomasdougherty6737 5 месяцев назад

7:22 As an American who has never been to Australia, I can confirm that Austrialia is FILLED with jumps over water out of buildings

@jumentoqueanima 5 месяцев назад

Lmao paid healthcare moment.

@LegendofLink5204 5 месяцев назад

This has gotta be one of the best responses I’ve ever seen

@jumentoqueanima 5 месяцев назад

@@LegendofLink5204 Thanks.

@Miniduck9013 5 месяцев назад

Who Dey🥸‼️‼️

@p0ppeteer 5 месяцев назад

As an Australian I can confirm

@Azurious 5 месяцев назад

"Maybe it's not so safe here" Yeah honestly that describes London quite well

@PantheonFefnir 5 месяцев назад

I truly admire j0rts's commitment to the safety officer craft, truly an inspiration. If only more safety officers adhered to j0rts's example by driving headlong into any and all dangers to prove how dangerous the roads are. He truly is an exemplar of his craft.

@jamesleduke873 5 месяцев назад

As a Canadian, I can confirm the Vancouver track is pretty accurate. They drive through figure skating rinks all the time. The only inaccuracy is that they didn't hang any cars under the bridges.

@ryan.y2269 5 месяцев назад

As another Canadian I testify to this statement

@bronzebeez9963 5 месяцев назад

As another Canadian I also testify

@JaredtheRabbit 4 месяца назад

As someone who hasn’t been there since pre-pandemic 2020 (and another Canadian), I can also testify.

@tracychallice1099 4 месяца назад

As a Canadian I contend there wasn’t enough of a riot in and around the hockey rink but I guess they gotta keep that ESRB rating

@JaredtheRabbit 4 месяца назад

@@tracychallice1099 Lol

@xxAmi15 5 месяцев назад

23:49 I’m not sure that’s quite the word you were looking for…

@tusken9669 5 месяцев назад

So people in Madrid don't crap out safety signs?!

@Chubby_Bub 5 месяцев назад

I think he meant "defacement" lol

@JukeCubed 4 месяца назад

@@Chubby_BubI think it's desecration

@Marsi-P 4 месяца назад

@@Chubby_Bubmy first thought was he meant “deprecation”

@stenanderson1695 2 дня назад

defamation is probably what his brain was going for but it was so close!

@RiftComix 5 месяцев назад

Thank you for pointing out all of the safety hazards on these tracks. Going forward I will only play tracks with a 9 rating and above to make sure I am as safe as possible.

@echoingoutofexistence4222 5 месяцев назад

bot.

@RiftComix 3 месяца назад

@@echoingoutofexistence4222 Nuh uh

@hanhtu5363 3 месяца назад

@@echoingoutofexistence4222are you sure about that

@dataexpunged4784 3 месяца назад

@@echoingoutofexistence4222I don't think you know what that word means.

@jordentacoztm 5 месяцев назад

I just thought of something, since you covered all mario kart 8 stages maybe you can rank all mario oddyssey kingdoms by safety? I think that could be fun

@paulgrotebeverborg1119 5 месяцев назад

Ooh!

@cevatkokbudak6414 5 месяцев назад

Yeah! (Please like this comment)

@paulgrotebeverborg1119 5 месяцев назад

@@cevatkokbudak6414 your comment or the one above

@Lucky_Guy_Does 5 месяцев назад

I did, @@cevatkokbudak6414

@carlesgarcia8892 5 месяцев назад

This may be a bit controversial, but as it name says, Waluigi Stadium is a stadium, so it is prepared to do this sort of jumps and stunts, so, in fact, Waluigi Stadium is one of the safest roads😂

@angelogaray8019 2 месяца назад

Maybe for bikes, but not for cars

@dkmayhem6279 5 месяцев назад

i feel that the princess' garden course may need a second look. reviewing these courses as you do, may have hidden the fact that her course redirects you back into oncoming traffic against your fellow racers. a significant safety hazard, easily overlooked when you are the only racer on the track.

@bunnybee7598 5 месяцев назад

Same goes for Paris promenade!!

@ElecWoods-rd3qq 5 месяцев назад

Rome Avanti

@angelogaray8019 2 месяца назад

Same for Paris, Rome, Amsterdam, and maybe some more that I’m forgetting

@Brianna58321 5 месяцев назад

As a Londoner, can confirm I have to dodge a Chain Chomp during my morning commute. It’s still more enjoyable than the Central line rush hour stampede. 10/10 accuracy from Nintendo. Hope this helps ☺️!

@generalcrab0009 5 месяцев назад

Avanti is Italian for “forward” or “ahead” or something along those lines. Also the Rome Avanti Chain Chomps *will* attack you, just only if you’re moving fast

@qykolas 5 месяцев назад

Their speed bumps

@thedreadpirateblacktooth5551 5 месяцев назад

@@qykolas which means they're a safety feature, not a safety concern

@Korokninja 5 месяцев назад

I think we all owe j0rts a huge round of applause for doing his utmost best to keep us safe. I now know that I shouldn’t take my car underwater, on a ship, or in outer space. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@FlygonkingVGC 5 месяцев назад

1:41 the most danger is the unrendered grass

@rubengoldman5830 5 месяцев назад

My headcanon is that the Toads who were responsible for building the racetrack didn't know how to take care of grass, so they just used green concrete. Driving on it still slows you down because it was a late addition so it hasn't fully dried. Thoughts?

@michaelkowal3230 5 месяцев назад

So who took care of the grass in Mario Kart 7 since the grass was much better there

@sp0ng3man 5 месяцев назад

womp womp

@Mrnotpib 5 месяцев назад

I love how he is, in game, taking every turn sooo cautiously.

@timonobel615 5 месяцев назад

13:12 as a dutch person i can say that that score is quite accurate to the actual city

@Ajz092 5 месяцев назад

In Rosalina's Ice World, those are stalactites. You can differentiate them from stalagmites if you remember that stalactites are holding on TIGHT to the ceiling, and stalagmites are MIGHTY structures coming from the ground.

@cobleb 5 месяцев назад

Can we all just appreciate how the safety inspector never disappoints with his safety-ness.

@morzanthegod3186 5 месяцев назад

I absolutely LOVE THIS. This is such a ridiculous concept and an absolutely beautiful out of the box idea. Super entertaining. You've covered Zelda and Mario content..... I'd love to see some Donkey Kong Country. Maybe fastest animal mount?

@ShiroiSenritsu 5 месяцев назад

I would love more weird ranking videos! I also recommend the channel @Any_Austin too! He has a series taking employment surveys in various video game towns (more entertaining than it sounds) and also inspecting/ranking Skyrim's restaurants, among other unusual video game content.

@morzanthegod3186 5 месяцев назад

@@ShiroiSenritsu thanks I'll check it out. Sounds interesting! I love out the box stuff like that. I love ai things as well. Patrick Star ai "Because I got High" is FUCKING HILARIOUS. I suggest checking it out. The song canonically fits his character to a "T" as well!

@espeon6480 5 месяцев назад

australian here! we do this all the time, don't even worry 🥰 I once performed in the opera house and there were in fact cars flying through the whole time. everyone was totally safe, it's pretty standard

@cobleb 5 месяцев назад

Can we just appreciate how safety inspector always gets bitten by the piranha plants so we don’t have to ❤️

@Messed-up-monkey 5 месяцев назад

As an Australian I can confirm that we must jump over water to reach the road, the drop bears managed to tear down many bridges and roads forcing us to have to jump over water to travel (I recon the tourists forgot their Vegemite behind the ears) Yes we do ride kangaroos

@nicky23anims68 5 месяцев назад

J0rts, you are a lifesaver, i was recently thinking of going to rainbow road for a vacation but now that i've seen this, i will surely go to daisy circuit instead, Thanks!

@The-EJ-Factor 5 месяцев назад

I like how the more dangerous corses tend to be ranked the better ones.

@gameplayboy5686 5 месяцев назад

Aside from coconut mall and waluigi pinball but yeah

@JonaSam178 5 месяцев назад

14:06 you cannot forget the halfpipes, and how, if you're not careful, you can fly off.

@hillomunkkiseni 5 месяцев назад

As a biomedicine major, I would like to point out the dangerousness of the Sqeaky Clean Sprint driving through a fiiiiilthy sewer pipe, you will get sick and die from that.

@DoctorSpacebar 5 месяцев назад

It's said King Theseus had the Athens course commissioned to take his new chariot for joyrides. Tragically, the chariot kept getting blown up by Hades's kid, who spammed the Water dash around it, and so Theseus never got to take his chariot to Mario Kart.

@shibainupile7780 5 месяцев назад

I love the splash dash, thanks Poseidon!

@joshachu8743 5 месяцев назад

Apparently he’s got a hatred for chain chomps. Maybe he should rank the species of chain chomps based on how safe they are next.

@chameleoncove 5 месяцев назад

15:19 transitioned perfectly between the explosion and an ad for a match 3 game involving an explosion.

@JigglesMcRibs 5 месяцев назад

I like the part where you called the oil fields a construction site.

@AnonymOus-ss9jj 4 месяца назад

What about how he ridiculed the people of Madrid for defecating a stop sign?

@nevergonnagiveyouup214 5 месяцев назад

As someone who lives in Vancouver… we do get dangerous bridges, dangerously fly towards color coordinated buildings, get cult vibes when we drive through an ice rink so pretty accurate

@Dummy419 5 месяцев назад

Hey j0rts! That video was great, but I would like to point out a flaw that wasn’t mentioned. On Rosalina’s Ice World, you forgot to take into account that it took place in outer space. Just thought I would let you mkow

@agjakku 5 месяцев назад

I mean, it does take place on a different planet, but there are trees on it, so the planet seems to have an atmosphere, suffocation shouldn't be a problem.

@Dummy419 5 месяцев назад

@@agjakku that does make sense. Thanks for letting me know

@Ali-saurus 5 месяцев назад

As a proud Aussie I can confirm that it is quite common to drive through buildings a 200kph and fly out over water just to get to the road

@maratby4364 5 месяцев назад

Coconut Mall is slightly more dangerous in online races. The cars don't move in time trials, because that's how they were on release, but Nintendo updated the track so that the cars move (because people complained about the cars not moving I'd assume) and make reckless donuts that take up a lot of space. Its rating might be affected by that. The cars weren't changed in TTs so that they wouldn't have to clear the leaderboard or anything like that, also an assumption by me

@gardiangamer2443 5 месяцев назад

just want to say, some track change each lap, for example, toad circuit gets a glider ramp added in 2nd and 3rd lap, so, you will need to cou't those in too.

@Layorgenla 5 месяцев назад

23:49 😂😂 that's....that's not the word but I can't stop imagining that action now

@squirrelwithabanana 5 месяцев назад

ikr

@aureliamastergoomba1278 5 месяцев назад

Baby Park still holds the crown as most safe

@Pringleman73 5 месяцев назад

Im very happy someone took time out of there day to adress this matter i am so enthusiastic for saftey my son goes to school surrounded by bubble wrap

@HayJays 5 месяцев назад

The snowboarders were shocked at dk summit they just had a mask on so you couldn't tell

@path6733 5 месяцев назад

You are truly the safety hero we all need

@smart_gamer2655 5 месяцев назад

When you said infraction I immediately thought of bumbles micfumbles but you have a great video and I enjoyed it a large amount

@Cyber_kumo 5 месяцев назад

I've combined both videos and made a list a top 10 for Safest and Most Dangerous tracks. Safest 1. (tie) Baby Park (GCN) and Daisy Circuit (Wii) 9.9 3. Toad Circuit (3DS) 9.8 4. Mario Circuit 3 (SNES) 9.7 5. Excitebike Stadium (WiiU) 9.2 6. Moo Moo Meadows (Wii) 8.6 7. Ice Ice Outpost (WiiU) 8.5 8. Yoshi's Circuit (GCN) 8.4 9. (tie) Royal Raceway (N64), Mario Kart Stadium (WiiU), and Sunset Wilds (GBA) 8.3 Most Dangerous 1. Rainbow Road (3DS) 1.0 2. Rainbow Road (Wii) 1.8 3. Rainbow Road (WiiU) 1.9 4. (tie) Bowser Castle (WiiU) and Bowser Castle 3 (SNES) 2.1 6. DK Mountain (GCN) 2.2 7. Grumble Volcano (Wii) 2.3 8. Yoshi's Island (Switch) 2.4 9. Piranha Plant Cove (Tour) 2.5 10. Piranha Plant Slide (3DS) 3.7

@ThunderCam777 5 месяцев назад

I'm genuinely surprised that OSHA hires a duck for this position, but he honestly seems to be doing a good job. I'm impressed.

@ladyofmisery6519 5 месяцев назад

Since you've evaluated the safety of all the Mario Kart 8 tracks, would you be interested in doing the same to the CTR Nitro Fueled tracks?

@ikuris. 5 месяцев назад

After discovering your channel you really inspired me to start a channel of my own! Thank you so much for making these awesome videos!

@rewrose2838 5 месяцев назад

Man at some point I got so good at understanding your point system, I was able to guess Athens and Daisy Cruiser scores perfectly

@texttemplate 5 месяцев назад

now what would be funny would be if someone modded all the tracks to fit the safety guidelines

@Pumpernikkle 5 месяцев назад

I HAD TO SEARCH FOR THIS AND NOW IM LATE BUT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OL CHAP I AM UR BIGGEST FAN

@Beavie 5 месяцев назад

20:35 In our defense, hockey is a pretty pucking big deal here in Canada. Glad to see you take the safety of drivers very seriously.

@michaelduff2382 5 месяцев назад

There aren't many people who can make me laugh just from the quality of their voice let alone the content of their words

@aquawolf9969 5 месяцев назад

I never knew I needed a video like this until I watched it, I’m now hooked on safety lmao 😂

@WTheW564 5 месяцев назад

Thank you for never failing to make videos I didn't know I needed :)

@Stephen-Fox 5 месяцев назад

Stalagtite - Stalagtites cling tightly to the ceiling, stalagmites are the other ones that grow out of the ground. (Other mnemonics are available, there are enough out there that you can basically pick whichever works for you) Now that you've evaluated the safety of all Mario Kart race tracks, maybe evaluate the safety of Pokémon gyms, considering those are basically walk-in theme park attractions aimed at 10-year-olds, the safety of them feels super important.

@bronzebeez9963 5 месяцев назад

Genius

@PriffyViole 5 месяцев назад

I doubt any of them will be more unsafe than Skyla's cannon Gym, though I suppose the pinball game in Stow-on-Side might come close.

@Stephen-Fox 5 месяцев назад

@@PriffyViole Hm. Not sure if being shot face first into a wall from a canon or crossing rivers of molten magma (as per the dragon gym in Johto) would be less safe. Either judging it generally or by theme park regulations.

@BJGvideos 5 месяцев назад

@@PriffyVioleSkyla's cannons and Clair's lava pits are up there. Then there's stuff you have to do to face the leaders, like Jasmine's lighthouse that at one point includes a drop of at least 30 feet onto hard concrete, or Grusha's downhill race.

@PriffyViole 5 месяцев назад

@@BJGvideos I honestly had no idea Johto was so unsafe.

@mkdroz91 Месяц назад

Your commitment to this bit all the way through is phenomenal. (I mean... bit? What bit? Thank you for keeping us safe!)

@SpringStargazer 5 месяцев назад

Oh I'm so excited for this!!! I was hoping you'd do a part 2 once all the tracks were out.

@smart_gamer2655 5 месяцев назад

They all are out this is all of them

@smart_gamer2655 5 месяцев назад

And sorry this is part two

@hydrobucky5273 5 месяцев назад

Every time I see one of your videos recommended to me, I smile :) Thanks for that

@PaxtonGillette-ge7pk 5 месяцев назад

We need him to just finish it all of with battle mode courses

@katelynuwu 5 месяцев назад

As a Canadian I can confirm that Vancouver is just a cult city. probably best to pick a different province if you want a safe drive.

@john..... 4 месяца назад

This video is hilarious and awesome. Great job

@JustsomeKid93 5 месяцев назад

The fact that it’s easily missed shouldn’t change the overall ranking, but I would like to point out the part on daisy circuit that propels you through an extremely narrow staircase and into a glider over the road

@Yukislego 5 месяцев назад

great job for that! I will now be able to pick tracks which have LOADS of safety precautions unlike waligi pinball where there are 2 strange barriers that give you a controlled shock near the end of the track (FNAF reference), giant meatal balls that will destroy anything in its path, random jump boots and at the start a EPILEPSISY FUNHOUSE

@starscreamsniper926 5 месяцев назад

For those who wanna know for the ice cave course that Rosalina has, it's Stalactites that are from the top of the cave and Stalagmites on the bottom. Think t for tites and top and mites and bottom have M's.

@TeknoThom 5 месяцев назад

Thank you for looking out for us racers! The world would be terrible without people like you

@jamiehubbard1713 5 месяцев назад

If it helps, Stalactites grow from the roof of the cave and then Stalagmites form on the bottom, I always think of the M looking like spikes on the floor to remember it. Great vid man!

@gio_setsuna 5 месяцев назад

Personally I hope you do other racing games and such too, this series is great

@mandylorian1998 5 месяцев назад

I love how some tracks from Mario Kart Wii are here!

@soulshield7744 5 месяцев назад

I think Koopa Cape used to be Safer too, but they renovated the tunnel to have no roof. You still drove in potentially electrified water but there was minimal risk of drowning

@AntiAntiVaxxer2008 5 месяцев назад

been waiting for this

@ShiroiSenritsu 5 месяцев назад

Love this! Stalactites are on the ceiling (hint to remember, they have to hold on "tight" to stay on the ceiling)... and stalagmites are the... other ones. No handy hint, but you really only need to remember one, I guess.

@MisterNohbdy 5 месяцев назад

"stalaCtites" are on the Ceiling cuz they have a C, and "stalaGmites" are on the Ground cuz they have a G that seems...far easier to remember?

@BJGvideos 5 месяцев назад

Mite since they're mighty, growing upwards like that

@GreyGaymer Месяц назад

Amazing content. Adore it

@piplupyoshi8050 5 месяцев назад

7:20 we do drive through buildings, fly off a ramp just to reach the road

@jayceofspades7195 5 месяцев назад

Riverside Park is a neat course in my opinion. I'm glad Inspector j0rts gave it such a nice score.

@MuriKakari 5 месяцев назад

These videos are hilarious!

@tek5403 5 месяцев назад

There's something charminb about seeing him go through all these maps while avoiding boosts, tricks, and drifts

@resurrekt7114 5 месяцев назад

2:48 since a few updates ago, and specifically in the Grand Prix and VS modes, the drivers now WILDLY drive across the parking lot, doing sudden spins and lunges with their cars, I think this deserves at least a 0.5 point reduction

@OverflowingWithIdeas 5 месяцев назад

23:49 My good sir. There is no poop on that sign. I believe the word you are looking for is defamation.

@lukeblack8146 5 месяцев назад

24:29 For clarification between stalagmites and stalactites, mites build up and tights hang down.

@ms.tatortots5419 5 месяцев назад

Thanks I’ll be using this video to play all the most dangerous Mario kart tracks.

@user-xx9nj6hz9w 5 месяцев назад

I love that j0rts is geeking out about Moomoo Meadows milk while inspecting Bangkok rush.

@Mario583a 5 месяцев назад

j0rts: Don't drive through malls. Me: haha, kid carts that look like cars go BRRRRRR.

@stinkyflour5924 5 месяцев назад

Thank you for your service. I now know which tracks are safe to drive

@bingbongjoel6581 5 месяцев назад

Shoutout to Lakitu for helping you follow safety regulations!👍

@t.j.webster5545 5 месяцев назад

24:30 Stalactite (C for Ceiling, and holds TITE to it) Stalagmite (G for ground, MITE reach the the ceiling)

@testerwulf3357 5 месяцев назад

Either way I'm pretty sure it wasn't either but instead icicles

@jordy_de-zee 4 месяца назад

about the stalagmite and stalagtite: M is like 2 arrows pointing up, T is like an arrow pointing down

@ThatCatLee 5 месяцев назад

the sequel we all needed

@diabeticman2194 5 месяцев назад

24:36 I have a way of remember which is which; the mites go up and the tights go down

@joelyates8392 4 месяца назад

I would love you to continue this series with the wii mario kart game, much less underwater sections so thats a plus!

@Mario17h1 5 месяцев назад

Thank you for taking the job here, Mr. J0rts, your compensation can be expected soon.

@alfonsofonso19 5 месяцев назад

Thank you for your video. I will take all your tips

@kitsunelunari 5 месяцев назад

I was like "didn't I already see this video" but I have no reading comprehension and didn't see the word "DLC" This video is DLC to the other video

@MrTBear2023 5 месяцев назад

I love your vids!!!

@br0k3n_url 5 месяцев назад

australian here, driving thru buildings is completely normal here, it happens all the time! we even do grand prixs in our shopping centres so theres no need to worry :3

@lifestream_real 4 дня назад

More heroics, from the hero we need, but we don't deserve. You are an absolute asset, to all safety-conscious Karters, out there! 🎩

@johnnydracaena6052 4 месяца назад

Another safety mention - THE SAND SHOULDERS! They’re a fantastic way to rollover your car. If you edge too close to the side of a desert road, your right tires will slow down WAY more than your left because of the friction with the sand.

@Redpoppy80 5 месяцев назад

I am also very impressed with the structural integrity of Sky Garden's CLOUDS.

@Dr4g0nfru1t 5 месяцев назад

I wish they were releasing more courses, but the DLC is finished 😭😭💔

@spicywaffle_ 5 месяцев назад

toad's factory needs justice ;-;

@Dr4g0nfru1t 5 месяцев назад

@@spicywaffle_ YES!

@polarbearfan 5 месяцев назад

There’s 96 tracks. There’s barely enough retros remaining to last another 48 courses

@spicywaffle_ 5 месяцев назад

@@polarbearfan they could always add the tour ones or hear me out, make new tracks

@polarbearfan 5 месяцев назад

@@spicywaffle_ There aren’t enough in tour to sustain another 48, new tracks require effort which MK8 devs don’t do in making new tracks (no those three nitros don’t count thank tour), and let this game die.