Ranking Every Mario Kart Item! 

The mega mushroom disrespect is criminal

Boo is good at ballancing out bullet bills, keeping players from holding it for too long. Also, it defends against shells and lightning.

Blue shell is good for getting revenge but the front runners hate it

I'll always prefer the row of bananas to the rotating triple bananas. It was so fun and so easy to trip people up with all those bananas behind you.

God...i dont remember disagree so much with a ranking like this. Btw nice video!

It should be mentioned that the Piranha Plant will actually eat Bloopers.

A few comments: Boo and Mega Mushroom DESERVED to be higher, as both can do what a star does. If you were to focus primarily on 8 Deluxe, yeah, the Boo doesn't let you go off-road. However, in 64 and DS, the Boo is a star, but better. Plus, with the Boo, you have a chance of stealing a Star. I can understand the Fake Item Box being low, but it looks near identical to an item box in some games (64 and DS). Also, there is no feasible way a SINGLE MUSHROOM ranks higher than A BULLET BILL.

did you forget that the boo can dodge shocks?

“Mid-a-mushroom.” *cocks gun* nobody disrespects my big boy

As a consistent Tour player, the Banana Barrels and Bubble are the worst items in that game by far and I avoid using racers that have them. The Banana Barrels only shoot Bananas in front of you, and what you said about throwing Bob-ombs in front of you applies like 20-fold here since you're littering the track with Bananas and can easily slip on any of them, all while the barrels keep shooting. Then the Bubble is just plain awful. You completely lose control of your kart, and you move so slow that you might as well just mash to break it and you'll be better off. And being able to do that even wasn't possible until the 3.0.0 update! Luckily only a handful of characters get these items, with (currently) only Diddy Kong and Funky Kong getting the Banana Barrels, and Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, Baby Rosalina, Lemmy, and the Cheep Cheep and Lemmy Mii Racing Suits having the Bubble

I miss the fake mystery question box. They need to add it!!!

Oh, an item rankings video! This should be a fun watch to pass time! **bro puts an item that grants invulnerability, and is capable of dodging shocks near the very bottom of the list** I think I just took brain damage...

Blooper is very helpful in Mario Kart DS single player, since it slows down CPUs by making them Zig zag around, but that really doesn't make it good in general, especially in later games where that behaviour is removed

The POW item can hit anyone on the track, as long as they are a place in front of you

I'm sorry but I disagree eith this list for the most part

Here's how I would rank the items. (Included the Bob-omb Cannon because I forgot to include it) *I Tier (Disaster)* 49th: Thunder Cloud *H Tier (Insufferable)* 48th: POW Block *G Tier (Atrocious)* 47th: Mega Mushroom *F Tier (Awful)* 46th: Coin 45th: Coin Box 44th: Bubble 43rd: Blooper *E Tier (Bad)* 42nd: Fake Item Box 41st: Dash Ring 40th: Mushroom Cannon 39th: Banana Barrel *D Tier (Mediocre)* 38th: Blue Spiny Shell 37th: Super Leaf 36th: Banana 35th: Green Shell 34th: Fireball 33rd: Capsule 32nd: Heart *C Tier (Average)* 31st: Triple Banana 30th: Banana Bunch 29th: Bob-omb 28th: Double Bob-omb 27th: Giant Banana 26th: Triple Green Shell *B Tier (Decent)* 25th: Yoshi Egg 24th: Bob-omb Cannon 23rd: Boomerang Flower 22nd: Fire Flower 21st: Ice Flower 20th: Poison Mushroom *A Tier (Good)* 19th: Hammer 18th: Bowser Shell 17th: Giga Bob-omb 16th: Feather 15th: Mushroom 14th: Triple Mushroom 13th: Chain Chomp 12th: Red Shell *S Tier (Great)* 11th: Boo 10th: Piranha Plant 9th: Super Bell 8th: Triple Red Shell 7th: Golden Mushroom *X Tier (Awesome)* 6th: Lucky Seven 5th: Crazy Eight 4th: Super Horn *Y Tier (Outstanding)* 3rd: Star 2nd: Lightning *Z Tier (Amazing)* 1st: Bullet Bill

Wow, loved the ranking/rating system here. Nice work!

Even though the fake item box is not very useful, it just feels so right in mk wii

10:54 You’re an OBJECT SHOW FAN?!?!?! ✋

The spiny shell dodge with a single mushroom hits different tho.

BRO the boo makes you invisible, invincible, allows you to pass through certain obstacles, GETS you an item which it STEALS from someone else, and gives you the chance to dodge a shock! ITS SO GOOD

The coin is useful as a balancing item in 8DX, lowering the chance of 1st place from getting two defensive items with the double item slots. In the Wii You version it is pretty useless.

The video was great! Also that song at 5:00 was pretty insane... in the rain

Coins give u a slight speed boost (depending on the amount of coins it will stay at the speed boost of how many coins u have)

I am 99 percent sure the hammer is a reference to hammer bros

I love that every time a Bo-Bomb varient appeared, you were also like "Basically the same thing I said about the Bo-Bomb, but it's ____________. SICK" Also: I feel 8 Deluxe is Mario Kart 9.

10:53 CHEESY FROM II OMG AAAAAH

Watched this on the way to work and it made my day better

46: Thundercloud (Hurts you) 45: Coin (Does nothing) 44: Feathers (Sucks in 3D) 43: POW Block (Can be useful) 42: Super Bell (BORING!!!) 41: Coin Box (No one likes coins) 40: Bubble (Garbage) 39: Super Leaf (Needs close contact) 38: Blooper (Just annoying) 37: Bob-Omb (I hate blowing up myself) 36: Double Bob-Omb (2 of them) 35: Banana (Easy to avoid) 34: Dash Ring (Can be used by others) 33: Heart (A less cool shield) 32: Capsule (Sorta forgettable) 31: Fake Item Box (Looks to different) 30: Banana Bunch (3 Bananas) 29: Banana Barrel (Banana but cooler) 28: Giga Bob-Omb (The big one) 27: Bob-Omb Canon (I love canons!) 26: Hammer (Epic hammer) 25: Boo (Item with more items) 24: Yoshi Shell (Also benefits others) 23: Green Shell (Nerfed recently) 22: Boomerang Flower (Just ok) 21: Mega Mushroom (I agree with you) 20: Giant Banana (One based banana) 19: Fire Flower (Very handy item) 18: Ice Flower (Fire Flower but better) 17: Triple Green Shell (3 of the bad boys) 16: Mushroom (Classic speed boost) 15: Piranha Plant (A hybrid item) 14: Mushroom Canon (A canon with mushrooms) 13: Triple Mushrooms (3 speed boosts) 12: Red Shell (Perfect accuracy) 11: Blue Shell (We hate these lol) 10: Triple Red Shell (The murder weapon) 9: Lucky 7 (7 items) 8: Chain Chomps (Chaotic to use!) 7: Gold Mushroom (Turns you into the Flash) 6: Bullet Bill (Strong, big boi) 5: Lightning Bolt (Way op) 4: Super 8 (8 items) 3: Star (What an invincible bop!) 2: Super Horn (Does the impossible) 1: Bowser Shell (Soooooo sick!)

Errrm akhtaully you forgot the arcade games🤓🤓🤓

Nothing about the banana bunch from 64? It's 5 bananas in a trail behind you, meaning you have protection from 5 items in a row. It's REALLY good, and is one of the best defensive items in the franchise.

3:03 ah yes Barerels

2:15 If it's the exact same how will you know the difference

How is the crazy 8 all the way back in 18 when it has the star, red shell, and mushroom?

I’ll just say that he’s criminally underselling the Giant Banana. If you put it on narrow roads, it clogs up that thing to the point no one without a star goes through without slipping hard and it also serves to fend off most of the grounded items. Also Thundercloud deserves last place.

10:53 that cheesey from ii

6:24 IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE

I love how the blue shell is on both sides of the thumbnail lol

I will not take a Bob-omb ranking any lower than #1. Good and super fun to use.

10:52 Switch Stop watches Inanimate Insanity

I came here expecting to be outraged by a ranking list I strongly disagree with and wasn't disappointed. 10/10

Boo should be higher, you make yourself invincible against almost anything, including the blue shell and at the same time you can get an item and it can be a fun little gamble of what item you’re going to get. The boo has helped me dodge two blue shells in one race in some occasions.

Lets pay our respect to the OG items....star, lightning, mushroom, red shell, green shell, banana, feather, ghost, and coins

I love the feather!

How do you give stars #1 for blocking lightning when boo can do the same thing and get you another item.

Bullet Bill is goated, nuff said

You can also dodge blues with shrooms

In the more recent games, doesn't the Blooper actually reduce affected players' traction?

What would they add to the crazy 8 for mk9 I hope they let you use a extra mega mushroom with the rest of the crazy 8 items

Good video

mk64 x5 banana line was OP, almost no shell can hit you from behind for about a whole lap.

The Lightning’s gotta be my most despised item in the entire series. Unless everyone else is crammed closely together, then it’s borderline worthless and it’s the definition of anti-fun when you’re on the receiving end; driving at a snail’s pace for what feels like 30 seconds instantly kills the momentum of a race. If it was down to me, I’d just replace with a modified POW Block that instantly drops everyone’s items to the ground, but all will drive on as usual.

Coin should definitely be a little higher

1:45 Umm, the coin box came 40th...? I don't think so! You'll never find another item that can give you more points in Tour!

the fake item box in Mario Kart DS is the regular item box but without the question mark

strongly disagree. But fun video man 👍🏼

the amount of bad takes is just

10:54 i n a n i m a t e i n s a n i t y

fake item box is basically a retextured bannana

Bananas are worth it in battle mode. This should be a lot higher for being a classic. 2:49

Mine got 38 :( And it’s the fake item box

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Coins on tour: I'm i a joke to you?

to be fair, Blooper is actually useful in Tour

Blooper underated

boo is the most underrated item

"The only exception with the blooper is in tour since it gave you alot of points the behind you are"

Good now the arcade games

The tannoki leaf is the most underrated item ever it protects you from bananas red shells and green shells plus it can help you stay in the air longer it’s not the best item in the game but it does what it’s job well people just compare it to op items and call it bad

Okay I’m sorry how the hell is the bullet #11? It’s one of the best items of all time making you invincible and allowing you to surpass so many people.

Bro you UNDERATED the Bullet Bill You also OVERATED The Red Shell

Cool

You got the Pow block wrong, any racer in a placement above the user gets hit and has to perform a jump boost input if they're grounded, not onscreen ones

You said boo item sucks yet is can help you not get basically demolished from a lightning usage and then gave the other items that give you another item really high yet they can't save you from a lightning usage.

Mario Kart Tour is NOT real, it is simply an illusion made by our minds to trick us into thinking that Mario Kart 10 is next

10:53 CHEESY?!?!

What are you made every stat 🌟/15 Fun,Power&Happy=⭐️/15

u can control the crazy 7 items (its the one in front of you)

You guys have no idea how brain damaging it is watching Nathaniel bandy's version of this then seeing this on the recommended bar right after Also " S I C K "

Tbh I like to call Tour "Mario Kart 8.5"

It cause your not MLG enough to do it correctly. 2:44 If you throw the bomb backwards, 1 second before a red shell hits you, the shell won’t have enough time to redirect towards you and will give you enough time to move form the blast zone after the shell detonates the bomb. (Easier with a higher CC)

Tour items don’t exist for me because I don’t play tour. But their concepts are cool I guess

Listen I know gold coins in the later Mario kart entries have a purpose but even still I’d much rather get an actual useful item for the coin any day 😂

Banana green shell and red shell can protect red shell and green shell

he uh... he knows boos also give invincibility, right?

What about the Mario and Luigi fire in mkdd?

This is one of the worst things ive ever seen, bob ombs DO protect you and coins should be at least a 3 for usefulness Edit: Bubble is too high, piranha plant is too high, mega mush far too low,Bullet Bill too low,red shell a little high,lightning should be first place or at least top 3,golden mushroom too high its not fun at all and its annoying to pull qnd I think star should be 2nd and shock 1st

What about the bubble?

Blue shell would be good for crazy 9

Honestly the star doesn’t deserve 1st, maybe 3, but no way in hell 1st. Again, being good at Mario Kart, I think the star is only a catch up item, but only for speed. The hazards in the tracks aren’t hard to dodge, and you’ll never get this if you’re a always 1st person, and yet even if I get a star I would still dodge hazards just to keep speed, even though you can’t lose it with a star. 11:30

boo is probably top 20 bc u get invcibility so u can shock dodge

the bullet bill does the same as the star but faster

10:54 cheesy from ii2

AH BOO HOO HOO HOOO

Boo is rlly strong.

SPECTATULAR 9

bro why the boo so low

I’m making a mariokart 9 track at school and yes I am a kid so no questions

Baby park is complete kayos on 150cc

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