Ranking Every Mario Kart Track By Safety

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After a kind of in-depth review, I have determined how safe every Mario Kart Track through an okayish look at em, join me as I go over my probably ok results!
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⭐️Music Used (In Order)
~Mushroom Bridge (Mario Kart DS)
~Sky Garden (Mario Kart DS)
~Yoshi Circuit (Mario Kart DS)
~Figure-8 Circuit (Mario Kart DS)
~Peach Circuit (Mario Kart DS)
~Graze The Roof (Plants Vs Zombies)
~Yoshi Falls (Mario Kart DS)
~Midway Madness (Mario Party 4)
~Underwater Monkey (Super Monkey Ball 2)
~Daisy Circuit (Mario Kart Wii)
~Delfino Square (Mario Kart DS)
~Boss Theme (Diddy Kong Racing)
~Rainbow Road (Mario Kart DS)
~Win (Mario Kart DS)
~First Steps (Rayman)
(Outro) Battle Against a Mobile Opponent
0:00 Intro
0:47 Rules
1:40 Tier One
3:28 Tier Two
7:25 Tier Three
11:01 Tier Four
15:05 Final Tier
18:29 Ending
Ranking Every Mario Kart Track By Safety

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@therealchoopo 3 месяца назад

Now remember gang, if you disagree on anything in this ranking for fun, you gotta say “Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!” or else I don’t give a hoot!

@patrickcrowe5365 3 месяца назад

You should do a video on DnD I'm sure you can get some content out of that

@justinnishimura8461 3 месяца назад

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!

@clyde4624 3 месяца назад

Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up! it’s not called Boston Building, It’s called Luigi’s Mansion in every normal mario game (Tour is Cringe)

@Wario-The-Legend 3 месяца назад

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! You seemingly intentionally neglected to talk about DS Rainbow Road. Wario will not be forgetting about this. I promise.

@e2011ugdia 3 месяца назад

Do a Warhammer Video which will include all of 40k so far, age of sigmar and underworlds

@Erdnuahsyek 3 месяца назад

"Call me dot because I'm dippin" instantly embedded itself into my vocabulary

@Chizinky 3 месяца назад

fire just like that ice cream

@mabfuentes8885 4 дня назад

Choopo is from the wild west.

@tonitheloftwing 3 месяца назад

Frankly, the most impressive part of this video is that you mentioned Bumper from DKR multiple times and neglected to mention the fact he’s canonically been to prison.

@Scottalott 3 месяца назад

This is one of the most underrated channels on this entire goddamn website

@jellymcmichaels4240 3 месяца назад

Agreed 100%

@user-kk3bi9rx6x 3 месяца назад

@@bighand1530Amen

@southmoltondancecentre1401 3 месяца назад

Y E E E E E E E

@Doggo_on_vr 3 месяца назад

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@dabatman5187 3 месяца назад

I remember when he had a bad mic

@callumsparrow4379 3 месяца назад

Fun Fact: In the files of Tour there were recently discovered assets for a scrapped city titled Derelict Detroit, some of which included flaming garbage dumpster and realistic weaponry.

@B0ssguy 3 месяца назад

me when i lie

@EndermanInASuit7 3 месяца назад

Someone needs to mod this into the game now

@verycoolchannel4 2 месяца назад

yes@@EndermanInASuit7

@kitemporal 2 месяца назад

OMG I NEED DERELICT DETROIT NOWWW

@davidthecommenter Месяц назад

it wasn't scrapped, it was stolen. can't have shit in detroit...

@konch7567 3 месяца назад

As soon as you called Boston Building by its proper name, this video went immediately to a 10/10. This was a super enjoyable video! Loved the comedy.

@gsjohn25 3 дня назад

Zoo Wee Mama

@EverythingTheorist 3 месяца назад

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Detroit doesn't have a statue of a guy holding the sun on his back, instead we have a statue of a disembodied giant fist! Also we only have one moon, not two! /j But seriously, it was a nice surprise seeing the Detroit Tigers logo over there..

@brawlstar1748 3 месяца назад

Objects in Detroit: -Hard Difficulty Icon -Steve Building -Prism Tower -Tenkaichi Budokai Arena -Metroman Statue -The funny Calculator Number on the scoreboard -Final Destination Platform from SSB Brawl -2 Moons If I missed any lemme know

@A_Toaster 3 месяца назад

Fellas... is it Metro City or Metrocity?

@Flare0661 3 месяца назад

You missed the funny Bfdi number

@flarhimself 3 месяца назад

i believe you missed the defunctland sign

@Autokendo17 3 месяца назад

the mountain to the right of the statue that has king bomb-omb on it

@cantpleasonist 3 месяца назад

The actual Tigers stadium has a dirt path from home plate to the mound the only one in the majors.

@_therook_if9036 3 месяца назад

I’m happy Boston Building is starting to come up in non Scafrillas videos.

@coopertroop1948 3 месяца назад

Sometime while watching choopo I ponder the meaning of life and death then randomly snap back to watching the Happy little guy talk about Mario

@nexusgalaxy9249 3 месяца назад

Safety? Who needs that when you're trying to annihilate your opponents for first place?

@ToasterDude 3 месяца назад

You need safety so you can annihilate your opponents for first place without dying in the process.

@dabatman5187 3 месяца назад

It needs to be OSHA approved right?

@raihanvarghese8553 3 месяца назад

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. A rubber room. Crazy? I was crazy once.

@decorouscobra8177 3 месяца назад

I wonder if my ancestors could ever dream about me seeing a stick figure ranting on safety for a Mario kart course AND that it could bring such glee to my saturday.

@christiandevey3898 3 месяца назад

The fact that Bowser is still in power implies he was neutral or in the Allies

@Skellie_Jellie 3 месяца назад

As a lactose intolerant person I am offended Cheese Land is not in a higher tier. If I drove on that track I'd be dying from inhaling all that cheese, kinda like radiation poisoning.

@mothiestman4995 3 месяца назад

Man is becoming like if Unraveled was a Midwestern stickman. Iconic.

@Alec_von 3 месяца назад

19:03 SMOKE THE BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@DaNintendude 3 месяца назад

I think despite all these safety concerns, it doesn't really matter in the end because Steven will be there to save you. And I absolutely agree, Bowser would totally be with allied powers in WWII. Maybe movie Bowser would be with the axis, because he has no regard for life, but game Bowser would never stoop that low.

@appledognugget2267 2 месяца назад

Choopo acts like an alternate reality version of my best friend and I don’t know whether to be happy or scared

@marcelopaulo446 3 месяца назад

We all can agree that the most dangerous part of mario kart isn't the volcanos isn't the giant pinballs coming at you isn't even space,but is the dreaded bull shell! Aslo why does everyone call luigi's mansion boston building,what even is a boston

@oldmate3107 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama

@CrumbledOroes 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama

@GmNdWtchr96 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama!

@marcelopaulo446 3 месяца назад

Agreed

@DrKoneko 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama

@koosloo_ulia 3 месяца назад

4:14 “Madrid Drift” definitely my favorite track that definitely exists. 💯

@thedabmaster287 3 месяца назад

madrift

@CheesyLizzy 3 месяца назад

12:24 This better be consistent in all Mario related videos from now on

@The_DoubleTime 3 месяца назад

Mario has broken multiple traffic laws

@Stupid_Lil_Guy 3 месяца назад

I always knew Mario was not really a good guy

@Nolie_CaNolie 3 месяца назад

Yoooooo shoutout to Boston Building, that’s gotta be one of my favorite tracks of all time!

@EatmaKnuts 3 месяца назад

Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up…probably idk I haven’t watch it yet

@bushplaysthereal 3 месяца назад

HANDRAILS??! WHERE ARE THEY!!?!

@jonathanzarate1234 3 месяца назад

The 2763 on the board like omg BFDI reference Like yesterday was the book in hamination, now theres 2763

@PxPtheBook 3 месяца назад

I was about to point that out, thanks!

@LullabyOSC-MSM 2 месяца назад

Same

@lord2732 3 месяца назад

i love you choopo

@marcelopaulo446 3 месяца назад

They say romance is dead

@Dead_Kal_Cress 3 месяца назад

I love Boston Building nice reference

@insanitycrafter8553 3 месяца назад

What's it a reference to?

@morganskapelser5772 3 месяца назад

@@insanitycrafter8553 zoo-wee-mama

@DrKoneko 3 месяца назад

@@insanitycrafter8553zoo wee mama

@Cycle2947 3 месяца назад

@@insanitycrafter8553zoo wee mama

@cathibeeman5445 3 месяца назад

@@insanitycrafter8553zoo wee mama

@professorjeff3216 3 месяца назад

Gotta say, Boston Building's surprise appearance made my day

@crinklyonion1410 3 месяца назад

Boston Building truly is my favorite Mario kart course.

@Popanimates 2 месяца назад

2763 is BFDI number

@liammccauslin912 3 месяца назад

Nice ranking! But at 4:08 why is Luigi’s mansion called Boston building? I’m curious.

@calebchristiansen3065 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama

@cathibeeman5445 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama

@B0ssguy 3 месяца назад

zoo wee mama

@JacobConklin 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama

@ghostglitchy1792 3 месяца назад

Loved the Boston building reference

@maarcvaalmaarcvaal8325 3 месяца назад

5:16 I see you're a man of culture as well!

@WahRizz 3 месяца назад

1:28 diddy kong racing?? I was not expecting that! thats my favorite n64 game for sure

@robosmith8513 16 дней назад

“Wario’s equivalent exchange” is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

@pizrub 3 месяца назад

0:02 as a tigers fan I can confirm this

@dawsonduke3333 3 месяца назад

I love choopo. His videos are something I didn't know I needed, but now I watch every single one.

@BMoney8600 3 месяца назад

This is the earliest I’ve been to a video of yours. Keep up the great work!

@finnalexmejia9179 3 месяца назад

amazing video as always!! probably one of my favorites so far

@henryvassar3216 3 месяца назад

i like the bfdi refrense with the "2763" joke in the point area thing

@stevenpeay923 3 месяца назад

12:24 Yo thanks for the shoutout

@VaniRoyal 2 месяца назад

Boyo geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Neo Bowser city, like any original track from Mario Kart 7, is a joy to this world!

@WahRizz 3 месяца назад

My favorite series ever! I love your videos dude

@JukeCubed 3 месяца назад

Jorts' video was absolutely hilarious. Can't wait to see your take on this

@ego-lay_atman-bay 3 месяца назад

1:03 I'm fine if you ignore the r, r/t, and t varients of courses, but you should at least include the remix tracks, as those are actually pretty good.

@_therook_if9036 3 месяца назад

Nice to see that idea I suggested a while back is being made into a video, thanks Choopo.

@ncdldnascarcupheaddiecastl4568 3 месяца назад

This is not what I knew I needed from Choopo but now I’m happy I got it

@b.b.b.b.b.b 3 месяца назад

ahh yes, boston bulding, i love boston bulding, i totally know the reference

@calebchristiansen3065 3 месяца назад

Zoo wee mama

@b.b.b.b.b.b 3 месяца назад

zoo wee mama indeed

@infinitefun527 2 месяца назад

thank you for including DKR

@Nicdidathing 3 месяца назад

These are some of the only videos that I’ve genuinely wanted to like multiple times

@phoneybaloney9158 3 месяца назад

13:08 Wario has mastered equivalent exchange, he is the chosen one

@Keystone_Koasters 3 дня назад

The schafferillas reference was incredible

@DaveVR_ Месяц назад

"Figure 8 circuit is probably the most safe" Also the giant ramp jump:

@ChunkyM0nkey6 3 месяца назад

The amount of effort that went into this is incredible. You are one of my favourite creators

@Kelswagsinandballin 3 месяца назад

Geez choopo, you always uploads another banger video, you silly goober!

@xavj8199 3 месяца назад

Mario Kart is my favorite game! Thank you for doing a video on it!

@Jelly_shy_guy_man 2 месяца назад

Bro said pits of dept, you can tell he’s in crumbling dept 12:30

@onesimplefool5250 3 месяца назад

an ambulance went by my house at 3:34 great immersion

@BrightyLighty_ 3 месяца назад

Oh my god this video reminded me of Boston Building. thank you for this

@BrightyLighty_ 3 месяца назад

Also a 2763 reference. My god are you me

@mogusisfunny 2 месяца назад

I love how you always put a buncha easter eggs in the background.

@Mila-hj8pc 3 месяца назад

I fucking LOVE Mario kart thank you choopo I have found the topics you cover to be a very nostalgic. I can’t wait to see what you do next!

@Mila-hj8pc 3 месяца назад

I hope one day you cover pet pet park one day

@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._. 3 месяца назад

2763? a wild bfdi reference

@NickoVillaneMusic 3 месяца назад

Hearing the Rayman music every time really makes me feel seen.

@sithtrooper1111 3 месяца назад

Geez choopo you really fibbed up

@seanthefurcorn4859 Месяц назад

“Only you can prevent leg losses.”

@chiplay2094 3 месяца назад

So glad someone’s talking about Diddy Kong Racing. Hope it comes to the switch

@Leviachan- 3 месяца назад

BOSTON BUILDINNNGGG!!!!

@NathanJakobMichaelThomas 3 месяца назад

I want to listen to Choopo analyze the sides of the war that the Mario Kingdoms would’ve been on. That’d be good.

@TheTNTPVP 3 месяца назад

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! It's not safe for anyone to go to London, England. It should have a tier of it's own.

@TreeckoDX64 3 месяца назад

5:17 yup, got the reference

@annoyedghoul7243 16 дней назад

5:16 Glad you know its proper name :)

@thecluckster3908 3 месяца назад

I’ve always noticed this whenever the yearly mushroom kingdom races are held, it’s absolutely deplorable having the racers in these conditions.

@thetwitchywitchy 2 месяца назад

“but for your everyday Paul…” tell me why my brain immediately said “Walker” in this racing themed video

@HuonPiper-ir4yj 3 месяца назад

I was gonna watch one more video before bed time and I’m glad I stumbled upon this to be that video

@MURDERBOT-vq8nb 3 месяца назад

Seeing the newgrounds boss face in the background touched my heart

@insertname1129 3 месяца назад

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! I saw the smokey bear

@adamgasiorek3557 3 месяца назад

As a lifetime Detroit sports fan you managed to offend me in the first 10 seconds

@Elijahyar21 2 месяца назад

0:01 wow the funny bfdi number

@mouseissus950 3 месяца назад

WE’RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@NinbugsTheFirst 3 месяца назад

5:16 Choopo's in on it.. 🤯

@BenjaminHance-jy5bk 3 месяца назад

Bro I really like the niche reference at 13:05 I bet I’ll be the only one who got that!

@jessicamarsh1337 3 месяца назад

Do Odd Squad lore or I will make you ride on rainbow road irl.

@wootmasterzorsx 3 месяца назад

Geez, Choopo, you really fibbed up! I think Mario Kart 8 and 7’s Rainbow Roads are some of the more dangerous for that mini ranking, just because they have glider sections that can easily lead to you drifting into space forever… but not in a falling off the track way. But rather a floating up from leaving the track way.

@mndhmonkepineaplegang 3 месяца назад

Love that he referenced Shaffrillas

@gabs-yu6nn 2 месяца назад

i love this video, it’s so funny

@masonfrangella3649 Месяц назад

Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!

@tommyyates3129 3 месяца назад

Let’s gooooooo new Choopo video!!!!!!

@blaster.m1943 3 месяца назад

Smokey the Bear at the end

@MasonBason 3 месяца назад

Geez Choopo you really fucked up! Choco mountain should have a lactose-intolerance variation too, unless it’s dark chocolate! Also Moo Moo Farms, depending on how good of a driver you are!

@eightcoins4401 3 месяца назад

Good thing theres no dogs in Mario Kart. Else Choco Mountain would be WAY higher on the list

@remington238 3 месяца назад

The Prism Tower in the background was an omen for Pokemon Legends ZA

@CheesyLizzy 3 месяца назад

16:37 Good question 🤔

@HumanEatingDuck 3 месяца назад

About the seat belts… go karts in real life don’t have seatbelts either bc it’s safer to be thrown out the car Than be trapped inside it

@theopoldthegamer4284 2 дня назад

Geez, you included Diddy Kong Racing and some arcade games? What a fib Fortunately they got kicked out pretty fast (but I'm still not sure what the issue is with Tour tracks) Also: 2763 in the background, it's weird to know what it's referencing

@arandomname3575 3 месяца назад

19:03 Omg it's the real life smokey the bear

@Layne-uf7wd 3 месяца назад

I love your videos there so funny

@SwaggyG_2102 3 месяца назад

With how many racetracks there are set on actual public roadways, I'm surprised that a freak pileup hasn't occurred in any of these games.

@Baconator2558 3 месяца назад

Not so fun fact: The whomps plugging it are actually the second example of Bowser trying to interfere with the destruction of the Berlin Wall. In Mario's Time Machine, Bowser goes back in time to steal the sledgehammer used so he can halt its destruction, then fills the existing holes with Koopas.