Ranking Fast Food French Fries | Bless Your Rank 

McDonald's fries have to be hot and fresh or no deal.

“I’m sorry people from Idaho. Yes, I’m talking to both of you” HAHA

I remember the first time I went to Five Guys. I ordered a large fries and my co-workers looked at me like I was insane. I was "What? I like fries." Then they handed me a grocery bag full of french fries.

What's great is the "bonus" fry. When you order regular fries and a huge curlie fry is accidentally in there.

“Cajun Flintstone vitamins” You have my attention

“How are McDonald’s French fires made? Similar to the way cocaine is made” ...

Grand aunt Betty used to make us home fries out of her cast iron skillet every saturday in the summer. That skillet was perfectly seasoned and no fries ever tasted that good. Of course, being a kid I never knew how good I had it. Nothing could ever top that perfect taste.

As a 5 guys employee, I can attest that we hand cut our potatoes for our fries every day

The Checkers being mysteriously closed was the most Checkers thing ever.

Them crispies at the bottom of McDonalds fries is my favorite little treat.

I vote a bless your rank on “house” sauces- like CFA sauce, Zax Sauce, Wendy’s Sawesome sauce, Bo sauce, etc!

That truly was the most Rally's thing ever... they have such good fries, too... when they.... have fries. Or employees.

I don’t eat fries one at a time. Grab a handful and shove em’ in my fry hole. That’s why Chick-fil-A fries are perfect. Eating one waffle fry is nearly the same as eating a handful of other fries.

McD’s fries are only edible when well done, golden brown, and still hot.

Alright as an Arby's employee I'm disappointed that there weren't more curly fries in there. 🤣

So happy to see the arbys curly fries on the line up!’ So addictive!!!❤️

"Cajun Flintstone vitamins" "Does Carl Jr. have outstanding warrants?." "I need your prayers right now, because I'm eating a lot of French fries." 🤣😂 Matt is that one friend I never knew I needed. He's hilarious and I could listen to that accent all day lol

Rank southern pies like pecan, lemon meringue, buttermilk pies, apple or blueberry pie etc. This was such a good video! This is my favorite series!

Please don't ever stop doing these Matt, they make my day 😂😂

This guy's personality just grows on me more and more with each video. Also, while Mcdonalds fries are always on their A-game in terms of taste, the texture is always a hit or miss- they can be perfectly crispy, but they can just as often be a soft puddle of salted potato. Edit: nawwww. Popeye's cajun fries go hard, the flavor is so good.

I would love to see him do these tests without knowing the brands. I feel like his results would be the same but it would be fun to see him try to guess

"Sprinkled with sea salt by Jesus himself from the sea of galilee" -matt 2019 when he said this I laughed so hard 🤣8:11

i guess i'm a freak of nature because i love wendy's and popeye's fries lol

As one of the "two Idahoans" (So far, you got 4!!) I forgive you. Glad you enjoy our Spuds! 🥔

Absolutely died laughing when he apologized to "both" of the idaho fans 😂😂

Matt in the Fried Chicken episode: gets excited about the little popeyes box Also Matt but in this episode: gets mad because the fries are in the little popeyes box Matt is a mood

I think Popeyes uses the box for the fries because it’s much easier to pick up your order when it’s boxes of chicken, biscuits, onion rings, etc. I’ve even had the smaller sides in cups packed into a box. The bag is organized like Tetris. No mismatched containers. Nothing spills.

You are so southernly funny. I love the food videos.

This is the most educational show I watch on RU-vid. Insta-like.

I don’t sauce my fries. If they aren’t good enough without sauce they don’t deserve to be eaten.

4:14 is literally the best part of the fry. I live for crunchy, overdone fries, I want my fries to be practically potato chips. Edit: wait a second, wait a chicken pickin' moment....where is Hardee's???

I was rolling when they got to Five Guys and slapped down a greasy paper bag! And then pulled a cup out, and dumped a bunch of extra fries outta the bag. They are definitely the most natural and potatoey. Not so good if you have a peanut allergy. Stay away! Cooked in peanut oil, fresh peanuts in the shell while you wait. Arby's curly fries are always awesome. I am surprised he didn't mention their coating. They have some sort of batter or spice on them that's like crack. McDonald's are pretty good. The key with them is consistency. You rarely get God awful fries there. They are rarely super soggy or overcooked. They used to put way too much salt on them, but they have backed that off. In fact, they might not put enough on them these days! Chick-fil-A are meh. They have kind of a weird aftertaste. But the novel waffle shape is kinda cool and good for dipping. Wendy's is better than they used to be, but they still suck.

“Cajun Flintstone’s vitamins”had me dead!! Matt is so funny!! 😂😂

😂😂😂 "JUST THE FRIES MA'Am... I have a tattoo that says that"... We're kin 😂😂😂

I like how he forgot about BK and KFC fries lol, Keep up the great work Matt!

You're funny Matt guy.. You're quickly becoming among my favorite non video game related channels!

The Chick Fil A fries are such a missed opportunity. They could've done cajun fries and it would've been amazing because the waffle fries have more surface area than any other fry which means you could get more seasoning in each bite.

I literally work at a Five Guys and most of the time work on fries😂😂

You are so right about Wendy's fries. That is one of those places you absolutely must sub out for a baked potato, chili (my favorite), or something else.

Can honestly say I’ve never had Popeye’s fries. I love your matter of fact obvious humor Matt! Agree with this consensus completely

Thank you for recognizing us - Rod and Gail McIntosh... your two fans from Star Idaho..next to Boise. ..I can see potatoes growing from my back yard. Boise Fry Restaurant ONLY sells fries...with hamburgers on the side. Great job....

The mere idea of Cajun Flinstones Vitamins existing made me crack up

Your lists are awesome but it’s rare when I agree 100%. On this one I do. 👍🏼

My kids love Arby's fries . . . and so do I. So excellent review.

I feel truly blessed to have grown up in the 80s when fries were still cooked in lard, not vegetable oil. They were glorious. Crispy on the outside and fluffy inside.

BONUS: I worked for Arctic Circle Drive-in in the 70s. That means we made the fry sauce. Recipe: one part catsup, a half a part mustard, to about four parts Mayo. It should be a pale orange-ish pink. Add a dusting (very light) of paprika, chili powder and garlic powder You're welcome.

“What would Jesus do?” He would put Chick-fil-A first!! Lol

Matt rocks! The best to make these rankings.

Chick-Fil-A has a dedicated fryer, so those of us with food allergies rank their fries #1.

I love how Burger King just isn’t an option lol

As a native Marylander it brings a tear to my eye that a true Southerner would pick a Maryland based french fry as his favorite. Long Live Five Guys

I think that Bojangles fries should have been on the list, they’re also cajun and their seasoning is on point

Matt is my favorite southern spirit animal lol

I think Bojangles fries are my favorite without sauce, those should have been included.

You are hilarious- just love you!

McD: back in '69, McD fries started as bags of potatoes, washed, peeled, sliced, blanched, dried and fried with customers watching. Today, I keep getting limp pale white fries and I have to order crispy fries. Arby's fries are very good. Everything at 5 Guys is good to great.

“Sprinkled with sea salt by Jesus himself”😂

“Cajun Atlanta traffic” I felt that

I have to stop by watching these when I'm hungry

This was amazing.

yea buddy, hit the five guys fries with the malt vinegar and ketchup and boom hits most of your senses

“if you don’t like spicy things don’t order them and also just get away from me “ 😂

I love the little mc Donald's French fry bits. Same for the help popped popcorn cornels to

This is so on point.

Cajun Flintstone Vitamins 😂😂

Hey! We're three Idaho fans who spent all afternoon binge watching your So True Y'all videos. We live out where the potatoes are grown.

I really like curly fries. The seasoning on them is really good.

I love the little crunchy

we had a field trip to tennessee and we went to five guys. my friend and i got fries and they gave us 2 BAGS FULL OF FRIES!!!!

Five Guys is the best. Also, thats post-reduction size. When five guys was newer a 'small' was the cup plus like three extra scoops. I remember as a kid me and a few buddies ordered the large for shits and giggles, and it was insane.

I would say you should add Zaxbys to this competition. Their fries are great. Ordinary crinkle cut fries but that seasoning they put on them. Amazing.

You should rank well known fast food combinations. Like Wendy’s fries with frosted

Five Guys fries are so good. Arby's fries are good too. And I agree, anything Cajun is delicious

" I want to be as generous with my life and my time as Five Guys are with their fries" ...Love it!!!!

Jack's & Milo's have the best fries. Rally's was in my top 3...until they closed & deserted me. National French Fry Day & my birthday are both July 13th and I celebrate both... with fries. 🍟

If Milo’s was on here it wouldnt be a competition

I see they didn't include Bojangles. Wouldn't have been fair.

Why you gotta make me crave chic fil a on a Sunday 😭

Thank you for your service

No Zaxby's? Their fries are great. Even without sauce.

you need to do a bless your rank for chicken nuggets by themselves

I don't know how I found you but you are my new favorite person lol. French fries are my favorite food group and I agreed with you about everything you said in this video!!!!

"best compliment - 'I thought they would be worse'" lmao

arby's curly fries and that Au Juice with the french dip... awsome!!!!!

How in the world can you compare seasoned fries to regular fries? Totally not a fair comparison.

Chick-Fil-A’s fries with Chick-Fil-A sauce are my favorite fries!

Wtf I thought I was the only one that dipped their fries in their milkshake. This guy knows things

I'd love to see him redo this ranking with the fries dipped in their respective sauces, or another with them dipped in their proper milkshake.

Cajun ATL traffic. I’m DYING. 😂😂😂

Milkshake + French fries = 💣

I'm eating Popeyes fries right now, how dare you Matt. Haha great video anyway

Yea, 5 Guys! 😁❤️ Yes! I love the Fries and Chocolate Frosty from Wendy's! McDonald's used to have the best fries until they traded Lard/Peanut Oil for vegetable oil. 😋➡️😔

When my wife was pregnant with our first-born son she couldn’t eat enough MacDonald’s french fries. Talk about having cravings!

I want to eat and argue/laughingly discuss with you all day. Seriously, I'm way North of the mason-dixon line but you really hit my funny bone. You are the prime example of what I want southern people to be. Keep up the great work.

Five Guys actually cuts the potatoes in the shop and drops them in the oil for each order as the orders come up, so if you order their fries, it's guaranteed they're freshly cooked. A buddy's sister is a shift supervisor at one. That sign where they tell you the farm supplier of the potatoes used that day is no joke, either.

now you're makin me want fries so bad

The fact that he dips his fries in his frosty is great! Everyone always looks at me crazy when I do it!!!

Wendy’s use to have great fries pre-2000. Why they changed to these is still beyond me. Most Rally’s locations have closed in our area. They couldn’t keep INHD happy. 😖

It’s amazing how accurate this is hahaha

4:00 nah man those fry bits are the BEST lol