Ranking How USELESS Toad is in Every Mario Game 

With all the claims of how useless Toads are as guards, I wasn’t expecting so many Elite tiers.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="21">0:21</a> The toads that got turned into item blocks give you items, before Peach turns them back to normal. Besides the Toads don’t taunt you. They thank you for saving them before telling you that the princess you’re looking for isn’t around.

K E E P U P T H E G O O D C O N T E N T (BLUE TOAD GOATED FRFR)

What is this icky paint-like goop??

I never realized how little red toad was playable.

Idea for the next video: ranking how useless are the main legendary pokemon in their debut games (in terms of story relevance)

The blue Toad is named Buckenberry and the yellow Toad is named Alagold.

In SMB2, Toad is strong boi.

I know yellow and blue toad are iconic but it's such a shame that we didn't get other color toads similar to yoshi's different colors in mario wonder

Actually you can see toads running around in NSMB when the lighting cloud strikes the castle in the beginning cutscene

Missed opportunity to have Toad say "I'm the best" for his elite tier.

I’m happy you listened to me

WHEN META KNIGHT

I feel honoured for being the one who requested a video about toad a while ago :D

Actually, the Toads *are* in NSMB DS but only in the cutscene where peach is stolen. They’re represented as clumps of pixels in the background running around frantically.

Do Mario next.

You should do a video ranking how useless to useful each of Dr. Cortex’s henchmen are from Crash Bandicoot (Tiny, Dingodile, Ripper Roo, ect.)

I love your tier video. Keep up the content. Still waiting for the DKC series, with Diddy or k.Rool

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="29">0:29</a> Toad saw that there is no peach in this castle but he dosent know where she is

FINALLY YOU DID IT

You could also say that NSMB isn’t a remake to a sequel, but a sequel to remake <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="325">5:25</a>

You should do sliver the hedgehog next

Actually Red Toad in NSMBWii should be “Barely Does Anything” Because after completing Level Holding Red Toad Red Toad can give the 3 up when he big or gives 1 up when he small

saving toad (not the blue or yellow) is the part that i definitely hate about nsmbwii maybe possibly everyone hates that part

We all have to agree that Toad is the best Mario character though

dude That backpack you showed at the end.. I HAVE THAT SAME BACKPACK, I dont use it but I still have it, I used that backpack in 5th grade

this was the video i was waiting for 🙏

counting captain toad alone in super mario galaxy isnt really fair to the rest of the whole toad brigade that not only helped and joined with captain toad, but each of them continuing to help in later games like galaxy 2 and odyssey and treasure tracker. the whole toad brigade contribute and later on in galaxy its revealed they got promoted for contributing to rescuing peach

Here's another idea for these types of videos: How useful is Meta Knight in Kirby games?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="124">2:04</a> why does nobody talk about that bro has 125 stars

You forgot the point that in Super Mario Odyssey, Toadette can literally give you a quite big portion of the games power moons for completing achievements. 🤔

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="0">0:00</a> why is that funny to me just why 😂 Edit: his scream is funny for some reason

Could you do Ridley of the Metroid Series? Very important character in the Metroid lore and could be a very fun video to do.

"Yucky fanart." *shows bowsette* Didn't know we were in kindergarten with using the word yucky to describe a hot girl...

Nah the most replayed part of the video is crazy 💀

This series brings me so much joy😂

Blue Toad will always and forever be my favorite character, truly the goat

I know that Toad isn't always the most helpful sidekick to Mario and Luigi, but his heart is in the right place and he's a great lover to Toadette. Also he was a really big help in The Super Mario Brothers Movie!🍄

its scary how much of a deadeye with green shells toad is, i remember playing mario kart tour and toad was in front of me holding a green shell and peach was also in front of me and toad and she tried to throw a banana peel at toad and it hit him and wiped him out and when he recovered he instantly threw his green shell and it slapped peach almost instantly after that.

Great video!

Toad from the Mario movie is the most useful a red toad that’s not Captain Toad, has ever been

Thank you ... for this amazing content. I really enjoy it.

was honestly not expecting mario run to be included

Captain Toad is easily my favorite character!

I guess the guess the non-playable toads in NSMB Wii are like Koopa Troopas, like a goon except on Mario's side.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="169">2:49</a> WHAT IS THAT IN THE MUSIC?!?!?!

Toad is a burden in most games he appears in.

Thank you mario but the damn princess is in another castle AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM ANGY

Toad is my favorite character

Do Daisy next

Make a Ranking How USELESS Koopalings is in Every Mario Game

Please do a video on ranking how USELESS King K. Rool is in every Donkey Kong game.

That portable dock is litteraly just an hdmi to usb c cable

You could’ve done the original Luigi’s mansion, the toads save your progress if you die without talking to you one you might just start from the very very beginning

Why does this guy sound like Nathaniel Bandy? 😭😭

Poor red toad😭

Where would you have put the toads in each of the Luigi’s Mansion games?

I am pretty sure toads are professionals when being farm tools.

Hey, even though sometimes they are spineless, Toads can help a bit.

Could you do a useless ranking on GUN from Sonic? I can’t think of anything they have done that was actually effective. I believed it when Gun in the second sonic movie got infiltrated by two unorganised civilians quite easily.

AHHHHHHH <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="0">0:00</a>

why only the mainline games?

You guys remember bowset 💀

Where do you rank the toads in Super Smash Bros Melee and the rest of the Smash Bros games? They're a useful shield for Peach, but they only pop up for a second and reflect projectiles by vomitting (I think it's vomit). It's a good shield, but only Peach and Kirby can use it.

Could you do rankings from the rpg games

Why do blue and yellow toad get to have their own icons but toadette doesn’t?

Only 2 Minutes and a op Vid

Our princess

No MarioKart/Party/various sports?

About that he's pretty much only useful IN Super Mario bros 2 (Doki Doki Panic).

Maybe how useless coins are in every game?

Weren't the toads in the opening cutscene in nsmbds?

Rank How USELESS william afton is in every Fnaf game

This video was toadsworth it

Do meta knight

I love toad

They’re like a waddle dee

TOAD

I’m surprised Toad is ellet

so where do the toads from the mario movies rank?

What about Wario's Woods?

Your funny, dont talk to kids(also do metal sonic next)

nintendo hates the color orange I've only seen 2 examples of orange yoshis(ttyd and mario kart) AND THERE ARE NO ORANGE TOADS DESPITE THERE BEING TOADS OF THE OTHER 5 COLORS OF THE RAINBOW (indigo is irrelevant)

can you please do the paper mario series and the rpg series

bup

TOAD IS THE 🐐

How about a list for mega Man villains like sigma or Dr Wiley?

Tod

Toad yaaaaaa

You dropped these 📌 ❤️ May I have at least one please?

WE ARE NOT USELESS ❗❗❗❗

Hot take: Yellow Toad is better than Blue Toad

Why does fire Toadette from SMBW look like Milli from Team Umizoomi? 😢 its so bad lol 😂

How useless is Neocortex in all the crash games? He's almost worthless in Tag Team Racing, i'd argue his weapon is second worst, if not worst, and he's just incompetent as far as the story goes.

What about mario + rabbits?

Under 1hour

8-4 last fight

...Uh huh. The first game, the toads you find in the castles are prisoners. Just because they're a prisoner doesn't mean they know where Peach is. Not to mention without Toads you wouldn't have item blocks. And the prisoners are just telling you that the Princess isn't there. Rather than, y'know, you having to search the castle top to bottom for her before finding out she isn't there. I wouldn't say they're worthless. They're definitely more useful in other games, but not useless. If you disagree... try doing a playthrough of SMB without using any power-ups and get back to me. Second game, same as the first, without Toad you wouldn't have items and would have to waste time searching the castle dungeons for a princess that isn't there. Super Mario Bros 2, yeah, elite. He's just as capable as Mario, Luigi, and Peach, being able to take on and beat every stage. Mario 3, yeah, pretty helpful sounds about right. Yes, he does make you play games or only give you one of three items... but he also has the warp whistles, and he does at least GIVE you items and chances at the games without charging you anything. I was going to argue 'Elite' for Super Mario 64 because they have power stars, but then again, they only have a few between all the Toads in the castle. They are at least very helpful, especially for first time players, with their hints and whatnot. "Even royal guards who don't do their job need a break" ...You do know not all Toads are royal guards, right? Ah yes, two Toad guards can definitely take on Bowser's battleship if they put their mind to it, clearly. You'd be cowering if Bowser rocked up to the castle in an airship too, buddy. Also, why does Captain Toad go in elite for Galaxy when he is mostly a bumbling idiot who needs to get rescued quite often, or simply stays behind with the ship while his crew does the more dangerous stuff? Although, more nit-picking... but crystals aren't ice. ...So let me get this straight. Red Toad in NSMB Wii runs mushroom houses were he gives you items for free... but because of a completely optional side mission, you're saying he's useless. Ok. Again, crystals aren't ice. I'd say the New Super Mario Bros 2 ones are at least borderline elite, since they straight up let you pick your power-up, as opposed to SMB3 where you have to pick a random one out of three or play matching games or roulette games. "Spawned a slew of yukcy fan-art" I can't believe Jeremy is uncultured. I'd argue Toad isn't quite as useful as Mario in Super 3D World because of his low jump... but he is playable. Being more useful than Mario, though? No. Strength isn't an issue in 3D World, so all Toad has is speed and a low jump. In a game where jumping is a pretty big thing. As for painting Captain Toad as even more capable... he can't even JUMP. I fail to see how that makes him seem 'more capable'. And also needs you to rescue him which you've docked Toads points for in the past. It's not the most useful Toad has been, since if you count Captain Toad being unable to do anything but walk... it'd be a pretty low 'elite' at most in my book.# ...HIs 'brig-ard'? Not how you pronunce that, my dude.

"yucky fanart" Boi you better take that back

Super Mario run makes you pay to get the full game like you can get world 1 for free but the other levels no