Ranking Legends Arceus Pokemon I Could Beat Up 

My argument against you winning against Machop: it can throw 100 adults, it can lift boulders, it is pure muscle. Even if you do hold it by the head with your longer limbs, it can just snap your wrist or at minimum, grab your arm and yeet you over the horizon

Some Pokemon were for whatever reason not in the batch of images I had uploaded for this tier list. Assume I could punt them all to the moon or feel free to let me know why they'd beat me up in just a few seconds!

How to win against a Gastly: just get a vacuum cleaner.

2:57 I feel like a bucket of water wouldn't do much since it swam across the ocean to get to the volcano island

The thing about Froslass is that if she sees you as handsome, she’ll steal your soul. If she doesn’t see you as handsome, you’re basically taking EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! At the cost of living. So either way you lose even when you win

the thing is, typhlosion has the power of dead spirits on its side, so hypothetically, it can just send the spirits to deal with John...

John, battered and bruised after fighting 200+ Pokemon: Sneasler: Behold! I am your final opponent! I will destroy you with my Dire Claw and watch you succumb to the dire toxins of paralysis, sleep, an- John: *Goes apeshit and crushes Sneasler into a compact cube*

So basically you're a Normal/Bug-type. You're intimidated by things that spit fire, fly, or are made of rocks, but not by ice.

I think the big thing you missed about Gastly is that it's a ball of POISONOUS GAS. (And according to the pokedex, a pretty enormous one at that!!) It's part poison type for a reason! In reality, if you stick your hand into that thing, or probably even breathe near it, you'll die. Tbh, I think its ghost typing is small potatoes in comparison to that. XP

The only reason John stand a chance against Sneasler is sheer spite. If it wasn't for spite, Sneasler would find a 101 different exciting ways to kill John the moment they see each other. And when they finally engage in combat, Sneasler will choose 2 ways to kill John and will kill him twice.

2:24 Well, that answers my curiosity from the kanto version of this tier list. John has a new, let's say respect, for Paras and Parasect.

24:12 let's be honest the sneasler is tearing through his flesh

I can actually agree with Heracross, while you can probably punt the teddy bear and the babies to the moon, Heracross is definitely one of the few Pokémon that could likely punt *you* to the moon I’d personally say you can punt Leafeon though, I’d put that one in We’ll See because Leafeon just throws leaves.

Cherrim is so elusive and hard to find in Legends Arceus that it couldn’t even be found for this tier list.

We need more content like this.

It's funny how many pokemon that you forgot. Rhydon, Chansey, Tangela, Eevee, Flareon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Scyther, prinplup, empoleon, Roselia, Mantyke and I totally missed one and also why are the shinx shiny. Still a good video.

I feel like sudowoodo wouldn't stand a chance against you, assuming you still had some water left over after your fight with growlithe

It'd be more interesting to see a tierlist about how in-game humans would match up aggresively. Since they seem "a bit" more durable than any real life human, they could handle them better if they had to, in a time before pokeballs

Machop's dex entry states his muscles never get sore and he can hurl 100 adult humans at onece

7:40 Of course Hisuian Typhlosion is not all there, he's guiding souls to the afterlife part of the time.

I feel like Riolu could easily kick his ass. Riolu can box from birth man.

"ive seen what these things can do" mantine is not a stingray, but a manta ray, has a feather for a tail instead of a stinger and for it's neutral special it has a gun (remoraid) also, fun fact, Riolu learns aura sphere in legends arceus so it's more of a threat than it's ever been in the past other than that one event that one time, it would at least put up a little bit of a fight despite being a child, seeing as it's the strongest of the baby pokemon tldr: you would have an easier time beating up mantine and a slightly harder time beating up riolu

06:08 i do not think you thought that through. Are you sure, you wanna kick something, that can literally explode?

Oh, I always thought that Sneasler was a combination of Sneasel and Climber, since it's a mountain climber. Always love these tier lists! Punt that Chingling!

One question, and yes I am an insane typhlosion fan but three magnets can probably beat you but a giant ghost fire lizard can't touch you. I'm very confused.

I really like that the third category is "We'll see". Like you're certain you're gonna be in a fight with those pokemon irl in some point in the future

The funny thing about Gastly is it's made of incredibly corrosive gas like poisonous

I WAS WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!! Next can you do unova?

Oh Great Im Not The Only Person Cowering Over A Small bug With A Mushroom Or Two On Its Back

I mean, almost always after being shocked Ash is kinda knocked out/unable to move when Pickachu intends on doing so.

I just love how he describes every single way he’ll best up the baby pokemon

I love these tier lists. Keep it up

Fun fact Both Psyduck and Golduck are actually Platypus not ducks.

I recommend putting Riolu into We’ll see, it is powerful plus with it’s aura power.

Fun fact alpha steelix is taller then regular palkia. I know because I noticed it while using an alpha steelix on the palkia fight.

I feel like nobody would win in a fight gastly haunter and gengar, because I assume that humans are normal type, meaning that they can’t be hurt by you and you can’t hurt them so you would kinda look at each other, unless they had bite or sucker punch, then you would lose the fight because you can’t hit them and they will just kill you while you wave your arms around screaming and crying….

You could use the in-game attacks to judge ETC: Growlithe uses rock slide

I would rank Onix higher…I understand hurting it would be hard but it hits back weaker than a caterpillar so you wouldn’t go down quickly either

Love how it’s always “The” Sneasler, like he’s always referring to it by its villain name

Amazing as always

Electrode is 100-225 lbs. You can try punting it but you'd probably break a few toes.

18:04 skunky can learn flamethrower

my guy John has posted twice in one day, so appreciate the work of him editing these videos in such time. WE HAPPY PEOPLE JOHN THANKS TO YOU

gastly: is a poison type john: how would it even hurt me

As a zookeeper whose worked with foxes you might need to up your vulpix difficulty

John, let's face it, IRL you wouldn't stand a chance against any of these Pokémon. You'd charge at them and they'd knock you straight off your feet.

Sudowoodo is literally rock. it has three boulders on its hands. one swing to the head and you would be the Able to his Cain.

John keeping up the 4th gen meme of underestimating Bunneary Frustration damage output

Do you have any idea what *machop* is capable of? Also machop has a tail for some reason

Golduck is based on a Japanese monster so pretty sure it could beat you up.

John: -puts sneasle in “probably” Me, trying to catch one as they beat the hell out of me: *TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!*

pokemen be like "im going to kick this literal round explosive" me: "are you shure?"

Btw in a video you asked us to tell you the first shiny we ever got and I couldn’t say any shinies except for the ones in Pokémon go which doesn’t really count… BUT YESTERDAY I GOT MY FIRST EVER REAL SHINY. It was a Murkrow which I’m very happy about because Honchkrow is a good Pokémon so that will be a solid addition to the team. And yes the dark bird has a better hat then you.

This dude thinks he can propably win against a pokemon that has claws so sharp it can stick them into rocks like butter (sneasler)

Top tier content, John!

The one for Abra at 3:12 is lowkey one of the funniest things I've ever heard , gahaahaa.

your absolutly not gonna win against pikachu

Need more of this.

24:10: john just popping off about sneezeler he be sounding like micheal when he's popping off about miltank

Togetic vs John would be like Togetic: It's over John. I have the high ground

John：Gastly is so weak it's justa floating head! Also John: Glaelly is a floating head, it's so scary!

Im just picturing John Charging at a Giritina just like with his fists waving in the air and it’s hilarious (Also machop would punt everything on this planet)

At my martial arts we do fire boards where we have a wooden board and set it on fire.Then we break it, turns out if you punch/kick fast enough you won’t feel the fire

I wouldn't be able to fight Growlithe because I'd break down over how cute it was. And Arcanine my favourite Pokemon please just keep walking, king

Clearly John has never seen the base set card art for machop

my argument against you winning against drifloon: if you grab its string string tail thing it will float you way to the afterlife (its in its pokedex entry) and if you pop it yes it will die but will also let out a blood curtling scream that everyone who hears it will die (also in its pokedex entrey)

So you haven't seen Voltorb roll up to you und just go boom? xD Nice... you need to try that out :)

John: Just give bergmite a kick at the bottom Bergmite: Nearly 300 pounds

7:11 He might just fall on me” lol

My favorite series has returned!!!

Do you plan to do one of these for Hoenn Pokemon?

Gotta get back to doing each region! Best series!!

“I feel like I can beat a Fox in a fight” I can’t. 😂

You had me at “okay”

the thing about ghastly. iff you read its pokedex its made of poisionous gas so you`ll have to hold youre breath which is....not the best

Yo, I'm from Tucson. I never had scorpions, but once a wolf came to my house. It was wild.

John puts a lot of faith in his kicking abilities.

pokemen7 : i fought a dialga also pokemen7: but that thing paras pokemen7: it scares me

Machoke's Pokedex entry is like Back in my day

We want to see the hoenn list!

Cyndaquil is my favorite Pokemon but I do agree with John it is very puntable (I probably won't have to beat it up because I love it)

You gotta do this for the announced gen 9 when it comes out

Fellow New Englander! I feel the pain of our weather with you good sir.

Bro the 2 “kick balls” LITERALLY EXPLODE

You gotta keep in mind that Sneasel is fast and its claws are probably poisonous

What app are you using

John saying he can beat Alolan Vulpix when it can make ice so cold it can give you frostbite

By the way sligoos pokedex says its slime is a way to digest and really good one at that. So a sligoo with that and a metal shell uh

I didnt know how violent john could be...

I always like the video first Cuz u know its gonna be great but I cant stand for the cyndaquil slaughter 😂😂😂

While you were talking about voltorb I hatched a voltorb and it was a voltorb from Legends Arceus

My argument for aloan vulpix when you run at it it would most likely make you slip and most likely it would puncture your stomach with an icicle

John Hisuian Electrode's signature move is chloro blast and it is a giant Laser

Also with umbreon if it gets peeved off at u, it’s sweat turns poisonous

Don’t forget machop’s dex entry says it shatters boulders.

the only thing about john winning against any ghost type is that his attacks are all technically normal and/or fighting type

If you punted clefairy to the moon it would just come back as a clefable

This is a very good video

I find it funny that he does not consider the pokemons moves. if he faught a voltorb, it would EXPLODE killing both of them.

Ah yes, the tiny mushroom bug is way to much but the ghost badger that breathes fire, Sure why not!