Ranking NPCs Was a Bad Idea | ACNH 

Redd lives by the mantra ‘be gay, do crime’ and I have nothing but respect for him

I am a Cornimer enjoyer because every time i see him i go "hee hoo old mans doing his one bit" and it's so stupid it charms me. Plus he gives me acorns and I love acorns

Yay great to see Blanca love, everyone seems to find her creepy but i love her with all my soul.

Digby is an icon and is forever missed. Him and Isabell should've had rotating shifts and I will DIE on this hill

Honestly, Flick helped me figure out my gender identity. An absolute icon who gives me immense gender envy!! 👏🏻😫

I have a head canon that Leif and Isabel smoke cute blunts made out of rose petals mixed with lavender and other yummy smelling herbs🥰🥰

Your tier rank names are by far the best OBSESSED

“I will eat your bones. I will swallow your bones whole.” Why are you the funniest person alive 💀

Digby is Isabel’s younger twin brother! He works for Happy Home Academy!

me, not knowing who Gerard is but sticking around till the end cause happy Salem is lovely: 👁U👁

oh my god… i just went to harv’s island and to my dismay discovered that tortimer becomes cornimer in the fall. it was a legitimate jumpscare. so sick and twisted of nintendo to do this to me only 3 months after pride

Im so happy you like my loves Harriet and Redd!! Also gosh Gerard wearing that made me so so happy as well! He's been my idol since I was just 11 years old and really formed me as a person and seeing them like this was so affirming and important to me. 💜

You truly seem like the person I'd love to be friends with. You're so funny omg so happy I found your channel

Your delivery is incredible, this is so much funnier than it should have been

best category names yet, i feel these on a deep level lmao blanca and flick are god tier, incredible shit ♥️

Harvey reminds me of my dad and I love my dad, so I love Harvey by proxy. But I respect Salem's opinion lmao

my headcanon is that isabelle and celeste are dating and in love and i think it’s such a beautiful thing

I was SO RELIEVED when you remembered Wardell. I love him so dearly.

i will not accept this porter slander he is no thoughts head empty and I live for it 😍

copper and booker have always been my biggest enemies, acab and especially those 2. i want a brewster dlc where we get a shop and can work for him again 😭😭

I’m gonna guess that Cooper is saluting the American flag. Have you heard how Americanly patriotic the music was for the gates in the old games?

Flick is god tier and also I love that you were having a good day when you recorded this!!

I’m non-binary too! I’m so happy you have good representation like that

BAWE SALEM im so glad you're so happy you are SO CUTE AND SWEET ilysm 😭

Ok 1 agreed the first time I saw Flick my first reaction was “gender” 2 KK just no. Unrespectfuly no. 3 Leaf is my love 4 HOW do I find the shell dude the star girl and coffee guy cause coffee guy everything I’ve read on the internet hasn’t worked and I’m extremely confused. Anyhow loved the video again, thank u for posting and being amazing

Pascal is everything Harv wishes he was and I will die on this hill

WHERE WAS LOTTIE AND WARDELL AND NICO AHHH

9:22 You did our transmasc boy dirty 😭

ok so this has nothing to do with the video but i just found out my gender while watching so yay

if i ever stop talking abt the mcr nashville show, assume i have been replaced with a pod person

celest is my beloved. she is my everything, my soul, my girl, my baby, she is mINEEEEE, she will be mine forever fight me for her. i dare you. y’all r bugs, so i’m giving u a lil compliment take that into consideration before i fight u, and win. celest will never be urs. celest *my* beloved 😍

I need to try rosemary pizza dough now omg

I'm also an enby and MCR fan and I got choked up at your story 💛🤍 💜 🖤

i want to love katrina but i absolutely cannot unsee the fact she doesn't have a fucking nose. it bothers me so much i actually get upset 🙈 and i never realised leif has little bootsies on!! he's so cute 😭 sable is the absolute best tho, getting her to warm up to you in nh is one of the most rewarding things ever

Kappn is my absolute favourite 😔

Literally like 3 minutes in but why are u so iconic 😭😭

love the tiers!! my condolences to you nail polish

PUT SOME RESPECT ON PHINEAS’ NAME NOW!!

I was rewatching ur latest restarting vid and this notification popped up 🤣

Not to be that bitch but I'm pretty certain you forgot Lottie. Video still obviously slayed tho

bestie!!!! u are SO right about blanca!!!!!!

It’s a good day new Salem vid after class!

I’m quite mad you ranked Nat and Phineas that low Nat is so dumb and has always been there for me I feel like he’s that one like employee I talked to and bonded with and I love him for it And Phineas is like the dad I wanted to have like making badges for my accomplishments, hello? He is so proud of me and I love him so much (maybe because I have daddy issues but Yk)

Amazing video 🙌🏻

Time to watch a Salem videooooo

SALEM TIME

I want flick’s net gimme

the harv SLANdeR

hell yeah

My unpopular opinion it's that i don't like Flick, i mean he's looks super cool. But i don't like him

SLAYS

im so sorry but you sound like the “ill have the orange soda” bit of that vine (not being mean) yes. wardell is Peak Guy

salem help i got hyperfixated on animal crossing (particularly new horizons decorating) the problem is: i dont own any of the games nor any nintendo consoles im suffering from creativity rn