ranking the tortured poets department based on vibes and DELUSION 

i am the King of Delusion

agreed

@@theswiftologistdid you hear about the zach who lives in DELUSION

💜 Grateful for this line - I'll be sure to repeat it. 💙🖤🤍

Right? Between this and "I am the girl I've always been" (OR) we've been fed with quotes about clarifying who you are when people push their own narrative about your identity and ideas about the messages you intended to send on you.

Thought of Olivia, the girl I've always been.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GIRL WHO LIVES IN DELUSION

@@nimratmand3318thats me

me especially and i love it here

Was ''metaphysically'' at Coachella yesterday night so I understand. This is my hangover breakfast, lol.

Yes omg

Never ever !!

@theswiftologist Totally Agreed

Oooh interesting. And chilling.

Oooooo love this

I also thought about this as well!! It's true that Joe has songwriting credits in some of Taylor's work (regardless whether or not someone might believe he actually contributed or not). It just makes sense that they were both delusional enough to continue in the relationship knowing they were both probably hurting, which is where the "tortured" part comes along

It seems to me that Joe was a “tortured artist” who kinda enjoyed brooding and suffering for his craft. He seemed to have brought out Taylor’s inner tortured poet.

Oh, definitely. How long could we be a sad song?

Did I lie

@@theswiftologistactually… maybe not (i was born right after fearless so if you became a fan than yes) 😭

lol i felt that. i was 10 when love story came out and that’s when i Knew i was going to be a fan forever

​@@theswiftologist DID I FUCKING -ariana- *LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE?*

His face when he said that was a mixture of “oooh that’s a good insult” and “they’re going to make fun of this in the comments”

its a threat

Because I’m scared of little old her. Blondie is scary sometimes

The shot heard around the world,, no one will be the same…

ME IM AFRAID

I want it so much to have a "Light. Me. Aaaah..." 🫦🔥 Moment, like, the girlies need it, Mother 😅

and there will be SOOOOO much more....

Try listening to an EP by Robinson called Chasing Nirvana; Katherine Li album love, k; Fletcher album In Search of the Antidote cause these are all great voices & lyrics……my fav artists currently are Lana, Taylor, & Tove Lo for those 2 reasons…..

its gonna gag i know it will ...

@@theswiftologist it won't do anything less

I have absolutely no idea how the heck will I be focusing on everything I have to do throughout the week, but ok 🫨

IM SO EXCITED 6 HOURS GUYS

period. silly goosery only on the swiftologist youtube channel x

Songs of the century

Also I'm just going to put this here but my guess is "loml" is going to be about how songwriting/music is the love of her life instead of it being about a person.

I'm excited and also worried for Fortnight tbh. Post Malone's one of those artists who are smash hit or complete miss to me (love his deeper cuts like Go Flex, Take What You Want, Something Real, but falls on Feeling Whitney, Circles, or Mourning) and so much of a wildcard with his range of styles. I've been hearing his songs since the Stoney album and he, like Taylor, can head in one direction of music on an album and leap out the other.

LOVE this

gobble.

@@theswiftologistgobble

A gossip girl Thanksgiving let’s be real. Iconic.

@@danielstergios9957this reference just made me so happy hahaha

I don’t think I’d like the taste of that particular heirloom turkey. Too much brooding makes it tough to and tasteless.

Strongly agree

omg

Omg

Totally irrelevant fact: baby albatrosses are THE CUTEST

STOP

Well they’re both about depression since black dogs represent depression

Because "Whether weather be the frost. Or the violence of the dog days..."

I just know it’s going to completely be about a hellhound dragging you from happiness to the depths of depression. So Evermore coded. Evermore has been my most played album and the title song is in my top 3 songs played for over a year. I’ve been hunted down by a Black Dog. “Motion capture caught me in a bad light” is my 2023 and first part of 2024 in a nutshell. Unmoored is the perfect word. I have a feeling this song is going to have me in a chokehold.

Girl good luck bc this album might end you with all these connections 😭

Girl I feel you. My bf of 6 years left me out of nowhere. I was truly shocked. Still barely processing it so I’m glad Taylor is feeding us a breakup album, truly needed it. At first I wasn’t as excited bc I felt like I wouldn’t relate to it as much, god how life can fool you sometimes. Wish you the best ❤

@@jordannnk I know 😭 I have never been more excited and at the same time very scared for an album release!

@@kianna270 We will get through this! I keep telling myself I don't want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with me 💔. We will find someone who lets us bejeweled!

She made this for you omg

🩷🩷🩷 so glad to be that for you!

Right there with you. Hand heart

Take care baby. I’m sorry it’s hard rn

Same for me ♥️

Literally same.

I love this!

Sounds like an awesome plan! :D

You just made my day, I’m 40 and I did the same, I thought I was the only grown adult in delu Lu

GOALS!❤😂🎉

Go Girl

that playlist makes sm sense wait

YES TAKE DOWN THE HATERS YOURE MY SWIFTOLOGIST

I'M GONNA DIE BYEE

Real

i wish i didn’t see Reactors state that Taylor herself posted lyrics and i’m being unfair to the reactors! oh well…i’m with you, Zack and i’m waiting til the 19th!

yeah, dunno. once while i was in atlanta, georgia buying crack i had a dude walk up to me and say 'do you mind if i go have a leak?' and i looked right at him, in his face, point blank, flabbergasted and said 'leaks are for geeks, get rolled and go have a peek or i'll make you weak 💀'. to say i served would be an understatement. to say i bootsed would be an over-underestimation. i took my tortilla out of da frying oil in da pan on da fire. he looked at me: 'what?' i dapped on that cracka-ass motherfucker. and i said 'you'd be lucky if you were a sperm in Fozzy the bears bollocks m8. it was shortly after this my tiara which i shoplifted from a bodega (yeah they have bodegas in atlanta too. deal with it.) started to slide off my head and as such fell into the scolding hot oil: 'fuck'. the dude who was inexplicably talking about leeks said something about being socially maladjusted and called me a slur for disabled people. however, the joke was on him because he then slipped on an inexplicable anteater foreskin and split his head open on the tiled floor. as he lay perishing, i lent down and went 'cause i'm nacho princess, i'm the crownhead of casual/blatant racism' then humphrey bogart said 'rekt' and then i woke up and it was all a dream. hahahahahahahaha i'm so fucken drunk

NEVER A DAY OFF OLOGIST!!! and an extra video on wednesday who cheered ??

Clapped and cheered

You’re blessed

I am so sorry about that !

mine too (a LTR)! we're in this together

Same! Sorry, or happy for you. 😉

Period

No Taylor’s actually been starving us for the last few weeks 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Please please please

RELATABLE 🤯

well yes tell them

Yep, the repeated reference from Daylight that its golden, but it’s not “golden” anymore

I agree because I just found out Aaron Dessner is listed as a producer.

boots!!!!

@@theswiftologist After the deliciously delusional album(s) release, I think we will all be swimming in Swiftie delusion indefinitely. Very glad to have Swiftologist guidance before I end up in the asylum speaking in only Taylor Swift lyrics and muttering about rats and turkeys under my breath and accidentally telling the orderly (who’s probably a lovely person) named Aimee to go f*** herself. Thank you for keeping us sane.

😂

happy birthday diva!!

@@theswiftologist Thanksss! Love youuuu

tysm

my pleasureeeee

Yessssssss!!! Get awayyyy vibes!

honoured x

It’s demonic

i scroll on mute ☠️ and never go on any social media the day before nor day of it's LETHAL

Happy to help!

she DESERVESSSSS