RANKING THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT || alecksis victoria 

Having a midlife crisis trying to rank Taylor songs is so relatable 🤣

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THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED IS LITERALLY THE TOLERATE IT OF TTPD

the black dog is honestly one of the best songs of hers and I'm so happy it is getting the love.

The production of down bad and pacing of so long London are SO OFFENSIVEEE I love them!! This is why I like seeing other people’s feelings, it’s fun lol!!

1. Peter 2. How did it end 3. Whos afraid 4. Gulity as sin 5. I hate it here 6. The Prophecy 7. loml 8. The black dog 9. TTPD 10. But daddy

16:04 … as a imgonnagetyouback stan… this hurts me… you said don’t come for me.. and i won’t… but it should’ve been higher…🥰

Justice for the prophecy and Chloe Sam and Sophia or Marcus

My top 13 🩶 1. The smallest man who ever lived 2. I hate it here 3. Who’s afraid of little old me 4. Peter 5. So long London 6. My boy only breaks his fav toys 7. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus 8. Hoe did it end 9. The Bolter 10. I look in people’s windows 11. imgonnagetyouback 12. The Albatross 13. Clara Bow

I LOVE ROBIN SO SO MUCH ITS LIKE AN EPIPHANY VIBE SO SAD BUT GORGEOUS.

Babe, wake up, another Alecksis video is dropping in 14 hours.

Alecksis 31 times in this video: "I LOVE this song." 😭

5. But daddy I love him 4. Fresh out the slammer 3. Florida!!! 2. Fortnight 1. So high school

“buT frOm wHat I sEe on gRaiNy liTtlE liVe sTreaMs” was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i agree with you with i can fix him no really i can, i’m sad for this song for don’t like it that much, this song makes me feel sorry literally!!

I was waiting for this video for so long !! (london)

Awesome Ranking on TYPD and I seen some of your Vids on this channel , they’re quite good .

I don’t know if i’m the only one who associates fresh at the slammer and florida together, like two sisters like, not like folklore and evermore but when i thought about fresh out the slammer i thought about florida and vice versa, am i the only one ?

Omg. I don’t think I could ever do this but I’m glad you did. Mine would change daily or maybe even hourly. Love the content 🤍

LOVE THIS RANKING

Robin immediately reminded me of Ronan when I first listened to it so I found it interesting that it took others a while to get that it was about a child. But I also hate listening to it because it sounds like Ronan to me!! I find it interesting how everyone’s initial ranking and ranking after they’ve sat with it varies so much!

You’re the first reaction Ive seen that likes the title track as much as me!

what size crewneck are you wearing? so cute! also my top 3 on ttpd are down bad, guilty as sin?, and the manuscript

Im Still coming for u about Down Bad AND So Long, London😭💅👻 WAHHHHH I CAN FIX HIM (NO REALLY I CAN) AND LOML TOOO

I’d love to see you rank all her albums like this!

ALECKSISSSSSS HEYYYYY

i’ve a question for you : do you prefer the tortured poets department (the 16 songs) or the anthology (the 15th last songs only) ?

PETER IS MY FAV SONG OF ALL TIME

Alecksis how do you do your hair like that? It is so pretty!!! Could you do a quick tutorial?🫢🩷

One of these days, I will come across a TTPD ranking video that puts The Albatross in top tier 😭 I adore almost all of The Anthology, I think it is leagues better than the base album and I am curious what her thought process was with announcing it as the second half because it almost feels like she was afraid to put out an album that wasn't pop, which is weird because she already learned that she can with Folklore and Evermore

My top song would probably be Fresh out the slammer I don’t know why, it just have a lot of meanings that make me love it so much 🩷🩷 where are FOTS Stans?

I agree with so many of these !!!!

I’m glad to hear that I’m not the only one who LOVES the Tortured Poets Department. That song is one of my favs!

My favorite lyric is also from How Did It End! “Lost the game of chance, what are the chances?”

I honestly still can't rank any of these songs...it's so hard.. I love all the songs and the album so much!

I agree with your sister on Down Bad. I love it so much 🥲

FR SO EARLYYY

We have VERY similar rankings! ❤

I only have two in the haven’t fathomed category: thank u Aimee and robin 😅

Ive seen a lot of love for the black dog but ive never seen somone other than me say its their favourite. All im saying is you have taste

my top 3 as of today are i hate it here, but daddy i love him and the black dog

1- Florida!!! 2- Who's Afraid Of little Old Me? 3- l Can Do It With a Broken Heart 3- Fortnight 4- Down Bad 5- The Tortured Poets Department 📜🤍🪶🕯️

WHAT????????!!!??? I love Down bad soooo much

Right now my favorites are: The Prophecy, Guilt as Sin and WAOLOM

1. the alchemy 2. ttpd 3. i can do it with a broken heart

My top 3 are, The Black Dog, But Daddy I love him and Peter and Guilty as sin are tied, even though they are so different. You must give Robin some more time, it's so good!!

The fact she skipped fortnight blondish mix cracks me up!😂

“I am fragile, I am a Pisces” literally so true

Can somebody pls tell me the name of this website?

32. Robin 31. imgonnagetyouback 30. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) 29. The Manuscript 28. Fresh Out The Slammer 27. loml 26. I Hate It Here 25. thanK you aIMee 24. Peter 23. How Did It End? 22. Fortnight 21. The Tortured Poets Department 20. Guilty As Sin? 19. The Prophecy 18. The Black Dog 17. Cassandra 16. Fortnight (BLOND:ISH Remix) 15. So Long, London 14. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus 13. I Look In People's Windows 12. Clara Bow 11. The Alchemy 10. Florida!!! 9. The Bolter 8. The Albatross 7. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived 6. My Boy O Breaks His Favorite Toys 5. Down Bad 4. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart 3. So High School 2. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me 1. But Daddy I Love Him

My top 3 songs are 1. But daddy I love him 2. So high school 3. I hate it here

Fellow longtime Swftie here 🙋🏼‍♀️ & my Top Three TTPD favs are… 1)Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me 2)The Black Dog 3)The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived Reputation & Folklore are my 2 favorite TS albums & I think these 3 songs feel like they are combos of both. 🤍🩶🖤

1. How Did It End? 2. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived 3. Chole or Sam or Sophia or Marcus 4. I Hate It Here 5. Guilty as Sin?

Not sure if someone has pointed it out, but the Cassandra, Peter and Robin spell out CPR

I can fix him (no really I can) is my 2nd favourite off the whole album, it’s good to have different opinions though 🙂

1. Who’s afraid 2. The bolter 3. Peter 4. Florida 5. So high school 6. How did it end 7. I hate it here 8. Guilty as sin 9. Clara bow 10. The alchemy

i love this video but loml awwww

1. Who’s afraid of little old me 2.so high school😍 3. Fresh out the slammer 4.the smallest man who ever lived 5. I can do it for a broken heart 6.but daddy I love him 7.so long London 8.the black dog 9.down bad 10. Guilty as sin

1. But daddy i love him 2.so high school 3.my boy only breaks his favorite toys

1. I can do it with a broken heart 2. So high school 3. Guilty as sin 4. The black dog 5.but daddy I love him 6. My boy only breaks his favourite toys 7.loml 8. Fortnight 9. How did it end? 10. The smallest man who ever lived I love songs which are upbeat in the tune such as my boy only breaks his favourite toys, I can do it with a broken heart. Also specific vocals and emotions the happiness in so high school gets me every-time and the vocals in the bridge of how it ends? The smallest man has drastically grown on me, I’m not someone who gets angry however it takes my frustration out of everything. I love the entire album however these I can say are top ten.

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My top 10 are 1. imgonnagetyouback 2. The black dog 3. Guilty as sin 4. Peter 5. I can do it with a broken heart 6. The alchemy 7. The prophecy 8. The smallest man who ever lived 9. My boy only breaks his favorite toys 10. Down bad

1. thanK you aIMee 2. imgonnagetyouback 3. Down Bad 4. ICDIWABH 5. Florida!!!/Fortnight (ft. PM)

1. So long, London, 2. The prophecy, 3. How did it end?, 4. Peter, 5. Fresh out the slammer

1. So high school 2. guilty as sin 3. i can do it with a broken heart

My Favorites: 6. I Hate It Here 5. loml 4. Peter 3. Cassandra 2. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart 1. WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME

thank you for whatever you said about "who's afraid of little old me'' , you said exactly whatever i was thinking all this dam time! i love you more for this!!!!!!🤍🤍🤍

Icfh is really good lol❤❤

My Entire Ranking - I think everyone will hate me for my #31... and #30.. 1. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me? 2. But Daddy, I Love Him 3. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart 4. thanK you aIMee 5. Florida!!! 6. Guilty As Sin? 7. Cassandra (Sooo underrated) 8. I Look In People's Windows 9. So High School 10. I Hate It Here 11. imgonnagetyouback 12. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived 13. Fortnight 14. The Albatross 15. The Tortured Poets Department 16. The Black Dog 17. My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys 18. How Did It End? 19. The Alchemy 20. Peter 21. Clara Bow 22. Chloe Or Sam Or Sophia Or Marcus 23. Fresh Out The Slammer 24. So Long, London THESE SONGS BELOW ARE THE ONES THAT I DON'T REALLY LIKE/LISTEN TO, THE ABOVE ARE SLAYS 25. The Bolter 26. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) 27. Robin 28. The Prophecy 29. The Manuscript 30. loml 31. Down Bad🤭

LEXXX

we genuinely have almost opposite ranking! so crazy! 🫶🏼

(6. COSOSOM)

IM FRAGILE IM A PICESE

Peter slaps

top songs are BDILH, GAS?, MBOBHFT!!

1. MBOBHFT 2. So Long, London 3. The Prophecy …. Likely. Probably. Maybe. Idk..it changes SO MUCH! I LOVE The Black Dog also AND I Hate It Here. But, MBOBHFT has always been #1.

I can fix it no really I can’t the best song on the album

🤎🤍🖤

down bad = partial slay

TTPD would be in the partial slay for me. Sorry. It’s a skip for me. Right after that would be The Alchemy.

How dare you do that to down bad 😢

Sorry but I'm coming for u for what u did to COSOSOM!!! 😡

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chloe or sam or sophia or marcus is so perfect y’all need to appreciate it 🤍 i got it as my surprise song and i couldn’t be more happier, this was the most incredible and emotional performance… 🥹

I ranked ICFHNRIC as my number one but sadly it’s at the bottom for me too 🥲