[RANT] The DUMBEST Thing About USB 

Lmao, perfect! :D

Definitely, the most underrated comment on this video.

No , no ,no Next generation get the the title like this so if the dad is "Superspeed Dad Gen 1" then son will be "Superspeed dad gen 1 x 2"

dad 1.0 Gen 2 squared

@@MacherTV😂😂😂😂

Usb infinite

Yugophoto USB 69

USB 75.99 Gen 727

@@rope8666 USB X USB 360 USB One

USB 2077 is breathtaking

USB VI: Self Speed

USB 2.0: Electric Boogaloo

Underrated comment

@@adibafiq6945 USB VII: Elon Musk Edition.

@@IdOnThAvEaUsE69 That's the CEO of Tesla.

It is also my all-time sales idiom. Sell 3 options max, don't give them multiple options and let them choose. People are idiots and they don't know what they want.

Same here xD

wait till you get corrected with the use of the word "offensed" instead of "offended" ... you are going to be pissed.

@@SIDEKICKONRU-vid oops

@@confusioned2249 🤣

With 4K texture pack.

@@sebastianvangen and literally a little more speed

US🅱️

Jorge C. M. 🆗

🤣🤣🤣🤣

USB USB 360 USB ONE USB ONE S USB X / USB SCORPIO USB SCARLETT / USB 10 / USB 2020 / USB QUANTUM

@@alienc and then just USB

USB 2000, usb 8.1, usb 10, usb 95

Which, in turn will be the last version of USB ever. You then need to check the firmware number to make sure you have the latest one. Oh wait...

you mean "US-bone"?

hey but it can sometimes have a red color

@@tomatootamot true

@@tomatootamot not only red, many others, including black.

@@awdadwadwad1723 and orange, which I think means higher current? maybe

@A Dog Ik lol

*high echo "My pasta... my pasta ... my pasta"

It will hurt them in the long run, because someone wanted to make a 'cool new name' for usb, even though it spits in the face of pre-established naming convention.

No, that is the worst plan to have. Confused customers will but something they don't need for more money they should.

@@anj000 That's a different kind of confused. You're talking about customers who _are_ confused, but think they're not. However, if you market something that customers don't understand, they won't buy it. They'll go buy something more dumbed down from the competitor instead.

@@Gilmaris More likely is that they just buy them all if they're confused between many. More money = less thinking; I'll figure it out later. The entire goal of marketing is to sale things and companies take that shit VERY SERIOUSLY. (It's literally their goal, you know. To sell you things.) They would notice VERY QUICKLY if a marketing strategy wasn't working out and they would VERY QUICKLY go back to the drawing board. I wouldn't say this is ALL companies but it might generally be a good rule of thumb that if it's a multi-million dollar corporation (not sure what USB is but seeing as they're everywhere, it might be the case), they're either supremely lucky or know what they're doing. (Most likely both.)

If anything imagine them as being a bit like my 93 yr old grandmother who has never touched a computer in her life and knows nothing about them.

Ultimate burn

About to overflow the 8-bit unsigned integer likes

Control SixtyFour Ha ha ha!!

@@jasonn1768 Linus said they were renaming generations, so grandfather to father would be changing generations

To quote the GTA3 hobo, "MY MOTHERS MY SISTER!"

That's smart

B7 is my favorite

What can USB: Tokyo Drift do?

soos ູ It plays Donkey Kong

What did i read?

*sweet home Alabama intensifies*

St0ner1995 Start a change.org petition to stop this madness. I will sign that shit!

That's what I've been doing ever since USB 3.1

Now that is a halfway decent idea. Someone should start a campaign to force them to use a better naming scheme. Would need to be someone that has a bit of pull in the tech industry and that could get a couple manufactures onboard.

I would really like to call them USB 1.0 USB 2.0 USB 3.0 USB 4.0 USB 5.0 that way is much easier to remember and distinguish between each of the versions

agreed my man

remastered electric bogaloo

And Knuckles.

Artemiy Solopov You were 8 hours ahead of me

This name seems better than the selected one

*Birth by Sleep

The backup of USA is on a USB

The next usb will be USA 1.0 because a is before b in the alphabet

flag waving in background.

Lol underated comment

*Bombs drop*

Or just use points. USB 1.0 USB 1.1 USB 1.2 USB 1.3 USB 2.0 USB 2.1 USB 3.0 USB 3.1 And so on

I think that this is already too complicated. I think more that 99% of all customers don't care about the data lanes and if someone does ... just Google it. I would just prefer the naming like in the comment from Thu Ya Win. Maybe write the max transfer speed behind on product pages. Would be much more interesting than the lane configuration.

No, it's too logical

Nope, out the window. Can't do it. It just makes too much sense.

That's smart

*GTX 1650

And 1650 now

More like gtx 1060 3gb/5gb/6gb/6gb 9gbit...

I would really rather my computer components not use Nvidia as a naming scheme example.

@@Ferzin400 I hate that naming scheme

USB4

Oh yeah! That's a Super USB4!

@@420sakura1 WHOAH THERE SATAN, YOU'RE SCARING THEM!

Actually thats named USB 3.1.2 Gen 1 x4x8 ultrasonic speed

Mega ultra giga plus turbo

Me too. It was a bad decision to watch this video while having lunch. :-D

Oh god. Oh god please no! There will be "new motherboard generation production kick-off meetings" and then, the next day "what USB port is what clarification convention" Who let the Nintendo DS team name USB standards?!

the DS naming team was actualy fairly good.... the DS, the DS light(lighter then the DS) the DS I(i admit.. weird but the I standing for the camera(eye) and focus on you(aka I) made sense to some level)) the DSI XL(DSI in larger) the 3DS(a DS with 3D) the 2DS(a 3DS without 3D) the 3DS XL(the 3DS in larger), the only point where you could say they lost theyr shit was with the New 3DS and 2DS.. becuase i admit..that was.. a weird naming choiche(it makes somewhat sense. its a NEW version of the 3DS... just well.. i want a New 3DS or a i want a NEW 3DS makes things complicated...)@@MazeFrame

You make it sound like that was not the main idea.

You're damn correct. The only genuine real USB 3.1 gen 2 with those 10Gbps speeds I got was when it was included when buying a 3.1 gen 2 SSD M.2 enclosure.

Because the oems get confused themselves lmao

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Don't forget the one where they get new-age and minimalist and just call the next one "USB".

U.S.B. origins (Forever Unleashed Edition)

USB 6.9: Cum Drunk.

USB 1.0 2030

Jk rowling made you gay

Well, we never actually saw Dumbledore express any interest in a woman. And his closest personal relationship in his youth was with Grindelwald. So his being gay isn't that crazy. Hermione is white in my books tho. She got to okay the book drawings and casting of Elizabeth Watson. So she obviously imagined her as white before.

Reality is what it is the only change is your perception of sead reality

Poter mum gea

@@kevinrdunnphs You mean Emma Watson? Not Elizabeth Watson.

I belive Red one is supposed to be 10Gbps USB 3.1 (aka USB 3.2 Gen 2).

@@CompatibilityMadness Isnt red just indicating, that you can draw power from this port during standby/sleep Mode of your PC?

@@Max-li6zu ASUS used "Red" as USB 3.1 10Gbps, example : www.asus.com/us/Motherboards/MAXIMUS-VIII-EXTREME/

So true.

What's even worse (imo) is when you have a USB slot that IS colored blue... but the hardware only supports USB 2.x Looking at you, Nintendo Switch Dock.

Which is a rude way to put it, but it's absolutely true. Most customers don't know much about PC-tech. Just like we PC guys probably don't have deep knowledge in most other product categories. Ya can't know it all...

@@LRM12o8 agreed😊

Update to usb 3.2 gen 2,it is much faster but i am facing battery drain issues.

That is marketing for you. To confuse the heck of non tech people.

I updated mine to the new USB 2.3 x4 Much faster than the 3 series bullshit

@@aravindr4986 I've heard that the next Windows 10 update will come with 'USB 3.2 Gen 2' drivers included.. can't wait /sarc

@@jakadirnbek7141 Love the fact that the number of likes (at the time of this comment) is 256

Jarrod Me.2 Gen2x2: what?

Nice

😂😂😁

that was a good comment.. good job

this should be screenshotted and sent to them whoever "they" are that "have" the ability to change the names of things already in existence.

Lol

USB Executive Replacement: Just pick a name, call it whatever you want, I don't care. USB Engineer Replacement: "This is my moment, I will follow in the last engineers footsteps. FU** THIS PLACE."

@@MeganOHowe SUPERSPEED Engineer Gen 2

Thank you for the laugh :D

There actually is some open source project that does that! IIRC they're using e, not pi, but same idea: each new version adds a digit.

USB 3.1415 v2

3.1415927383 x2 50gbs next gen super ultra mega dad edition.

You're thinking of TeX. :-)

USB π

Why don't they just: Saiyan God: Red haired Super Saiyan God: Blue haired DBS is just so redundant. Done.

Oh my god wtf

Fbi open up

Actually that is true..... Drive us 'll nuts

At the rate they're rebranding things, it would make one think that they're controlled by AMD

I understand your frustration but the marketing department has their own reasons too. An average consumer buys hardly 7 devices in a year and that may or may not use USB. That is why your everyday consumers are definitely going to be the stupidest ones. Now by the consumer's point of view they know that their computer supports USB 3 but if they want to purchase any device online and the detail specification says USB 4 then they would not buy that product. I hope now you get my point. Always remember that you are living in the world of stupids so think like a stupid.

What if they change 3.0 to 3.05 ???

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Or 3.0 4.0 5.0

π

@@filipposgstathopoulos wouldnt go that far. between 1.0 to 2.0 and 2.0 to 3.0 it gets 10 to 20 times faster, 3.0 to 3.1, 3.1 to 3.2 only get 2 times fater, so not worth a new ''.0''

Not going to lie, Linus is pretty funny when hes angry and exasperated haha

_What really grinds my gears_ Series, and he has to start each paragraph with _You know what really grinds my gears..._

:D when sempai notices you :D :D :D

#meToo ... no wait, that doesn't feel right to use in that context 🤔

If I had a nickel for every time I got it wrong, I would have been able to fund R&D on USB-C back in 1998.

And then he was going to make a second rant video about how you can never plug a usb right the second attempt either

That's also on them...they could just put a this side up logo

@@kyb7795 Assuming the port is the correct way up

@@liteoner 🤯😂

Same. Then again, I am still on a 2006 laptop as my fastest computer lol

Call what? 3.1 3.2 or 3.2^2?

@@josephkreifelsii6596 Yes.

They all can work with USB 2.0...... Who fucking care...

I just call it SS USB to cover all of USB 3.x

SuperSpeed™ USB 3.5.0.0.1.2.5 ThunderWire™

Why it has to start with 3.? That's too logical for USB-IF if you ask me 😂

@@edimopoulos10 That was like 2 generations ago. We are now on hyperspeed btw. We have looped back to usb 0

4.0 is coming don't worry

@@YounesLayachi I think they will screw that somehow too :D

True, my 8 y/o mobo came with usb 3.0, it got a free upgrade to usb 3.1 Gen 1 and then usb 3.2 Gen 1! Man, free upgrades!

Just like 5Ge!

Pretty surprised this wasn't a clickbaity "How to Upgrade to USB 3.2 for free 100% working"

Damn...do you always get wierd replies to your comments...lol

Too many chefs in the kitchen... something, something, something...

It's the same in bands. That's why you can't have your band as a democracy. Someone has to be in charge of every part - business, music, etc

More like George R.R Martin

A-ehm. Episode 4

Can someone explain why is everyone kinda.....like hating or making fun of jk?(I aint really updated about this)

@@sajayrrr she turned black the Hermione character despite its cinematic portrayal.

@@ebanavorio to be fair, she never specified skin colour in the books, but isn't she now turning everyone gay even when she originally implied they weren't? I don't know, honestly, its weird and I don't want to get on the wrong side of any of it.

and his voice should be darker xD

@@lyonixx9886 but it's linus... that high pitch is as dark as it gets...

I thought that was my vape

@@Spluna99 I always thought cart port radio/USB devices looked like vapes xD

Results 45 they aren’t? No wonder mine won’t hit.

Last version has glitches

You missed one

What about USB Shelter

USB New vegas is the best option

When USB 76 released, USB became USB 76 gen 1

nah nah, ps/2

@@WLxMusic Lmao

@@WLxMusic why we're still at ps/2 and not ps/3, ps/4 and ps/5? 😡

@@gamermapper The IBM PS/x series died during the 90's amidst the rise of Microsoft Windows and other PC manufactures beating IBM out of the market.

@@GameMaker3_5 fortunately PlayStation didn't

Except February, which has 28

More knuckles for everyone! Everything's better with Knuckles!

Don't forget the Yoda DLC.

and next revision is USB 3.3 + 3 & Knuckles and the empire stikes back

But he could still be his uncle.

I mean if his mom married his great grandpa, then he would also be his new dad...

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-eYlJH81dSiw.html

r/BrandNewSentence

Grandpa = father 2.0 😂😂😂😂

i still don't get whic "p" means what... it makes me angeeery

or just 3.0, 4.0, 5.0. Both works better than 3.2 gen 1, 3.2 gen 2, 3.2 gen 2x2...

@@pangkan270 there's no major difference in USB 3.0 and 3.1, more of a protocol thing and not a physical thing like usb2 vs usb3. The USB 3.2 gen 2x2, on the other hand, could have been USB 4 or USB 3.3. They could reserve USB4 for a purely Type-C spec. Or imo just append a 'C' in the name if it's a type C like USB 3.3C so you could get cables like usb3.1 to usb3.1C for connecting your desktop PC to your external drive or phone. This for me is better because the performance of a type C cable also depends on the cable's spec (usb3, 3.1, 3.2) and not just because its type C. Likewise, cables could be called USB2C cables so people dont mistakenly buy a usb2 type c cable. Tldr USB4 is better for a port or protocol that is majorly different enough -- e.g. type C or a new orange 15-lane TYPE A Port.

The problem comes when you buy some USB3.2 thingy, but it turns out that is only Gen1, and you expected Gen 2x2. Of course, it won't be clearly marketed.

@@hasinzafir3906 its called 5 gigabit per second

SuperSpeed (without 10gpbs at the end) means the device is usb 3.0 = 3.1 gen 1 = 3.2 gen 1x1. Saying "3.1" without the gen is leaving out crucial information.

​@@janjohansson2567 Yeah, however if you aren't on top of the stupid naming schemes you would have no idea what the people were talking about nor would you think it was relevant to your issue. Problem with just renaming things on a whim is that topic that might be relevant to an issue might be dismissed because the product is renamed differently. Most people who see to things renamed differently are going to assume that they are two different things.

@@janjohansson2567 Your part of the problem

i guess most of the time the answer to the question of the support guy will be "dunno, has a blue plug...." the whole thing with the version number and any additions to it like .2 or x2 will only ever be known by IT personell and even then only if they happened to stumble across a problem with it before. the average consumer wont know or even care which revision his gadget uses as long as it works and only get mad if he gets told that he bought older slower tech when he is shown and explained the same gadget with the newer tech.

We just don't understand their superior intellect. They can see sounds! Lol

Microdoses of Lysergic Acid Dimethylamine

Once you get VC funding you have to take 400 ug to speak to the toad.

No it's mushrooms because they were just decriminalized in Oakland.

lolol

The battery in my OLED-screened phone appreciated it

@@ohnoitschris Yeah, mine too, but mostly my eyes im my dark room at 11pm realy appreciate it.

@@daniel_ghax Hello uk user

Daylight mode = White background Night mode = black background Linus very angry = Hell background

Agreed. Maybe be daring and do a green background next time. I think we can all have a lot of fun with that.

Cant forget Gen X, Y, Z and Baby Boomers. Everyone loves bringing those up for some reason! But what to call those? USB Gen BB - 2 (Because on average they had 2 children) USB Gen X - 40 (Because thats the age they currently are roughly) USB Gen Y + 20 (Because they're 20~ years older than Gen X) USB Gen Z _ Y2K (Because they're born around the year 2000)

Wouldn't that make PS/2 a USB 3.2 Gen -3 ? And AT Connector a USB 3.2 Gen -4?

Agreed!!!

usb type C? where is type A and B?

@@friedec3622 you're talking about the physical shape of the connector, which is different from speeds or lanes. Some phones have USB 2.0 Type-C, for example.

This so obvious that it infuriates me. This is not a genius solution, it's what it should have OBVIOUSLY been from the start.

Or in short USB 3.Friking car

When data speed pass 20gb/s the v-tec will kicked in

USB Special Edition GT-R Hondasport

nismo r spec III

1.9 TDI

Thiojoe had done this a long time ago. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZxRv4L7p5Us.html

The capitalized S triggers me

Oh the capitalized V too

several videos

He's gotta make those ad revenue

I vote for the second alternative.

I would like the second one please.

Or they could start learn the basics of numbers again to not confuse the hell out of people rather than giving the different versions random names since the speed is the only thing that matters, and was originally the definition of the USB (x) number. The only physical difference between earlier versions and 3 is the 5 extra pins. That with the (x).0 , (x).1 , (x).2 and gen v's add-on number is more a marketing thing to make it look better that I find silly and dumb when they can change the first number instead (if the same plug can be used on all versions). If the USB 3.2 with 2 lanes can't work with 1, it should be called UPB (for Universial Parallel Bus) instead and have a complete new socket and plug design since the Serial in (Universial Serial Bus = USB) means 1 single lane that transfers 1 bit per clock cycle (more failure proof but slower and depends ONLY on the clock speed), and Parallel transfers several bits on individual lanes per cycle (less failure proof but much faster and depends on booth the number of lanes and the clock speed). That would be more correct to call it.

second.

1 more option USB 1.0 USB 1.1 USB 2.0 USB 3.0 USB 3.1 USB 4.0 Or USB 1 USB 1.1 USB 2.0 USB 3 also known as USB 3.0 USB 3 Gen 2 Also Known As USB 3.1 USB 3 Gen 3 Also Known As USB SS or SUPER SPEED

Dark

Give 'em time, add a little pinch of greed and they'll go the same way sadly

Did they really rebrand all the current USB standards?

@@reyariass "current" --somehow-- refers to USB 3.* recent standards

Linus is Doom Marine? :P

@@darthkarl99 He is too thin, the marine looks like a strong man 💪😎

Would become outdated very quickly when they rename the old versions again...

How about some extra free cells and an aditional red fabric marker in a bundle, in case they do change it again? This would really point out the idiocy of the topic 🤦

@@Wargon2013 Comes bundled with a fabric marker so that you can update it as needed!

and the rename the old 6700k to 9650Kbutnottoomuch

SKRRP dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman)

ting goes skkrrrpp

No intel i processors are odd numbers so its i11

@@user-yd2cu2sw6i They would make it an even number to throw people off.

Actually this is true 🤔🤔🤔....

no, since the data lines are STILL serial. Parallel means that each bit of a single byte travels parallel in 1 burst, so bit 1, 2, 3 and 4 for example would move at the exact same time each on their own cable as a group 'message', serial means the bits all move individually in a cue and get reassembled at the other end into bytes. Two parallel data lines just means twice of that, the bits being sent on each line have no direct byte relation to each other.

@@BartJBols so then DUSB "dual"

@@BartJBols So they just taped 2 USB connections together to make it faster.

@@Skulgrimm precisely

Not really bad. The speed matches up with the class at least for micro sd

@@uniqhnd23 there are some confusing parts about sd card. Eg. There is many class system like class 1-10, UHS I-III, U1-3, a1&2, V10-90. Some people can be misleaded to think that U3 is the same as UHS III.

@@bebekdragon7604 This. Their class systems were really coherent at first, until suddenly you don't really understand what you're buying without Google's assistance.

He's alive.. No really, he's really still alive.

I was just looking for this particular comment :-P

I feel you man.

That's the motto apple follows

君の名前は好きです。カッコイイ

and..... this is the best game plan for marketing ever... Too bad Uncommon sense rules MOST of us.... so they took screwy names to confuse customers more

VishalKrSingh All companies knows it. It’s just Apple has better understanding with that principle along with their mastery in marketing.

Customers are brain dead

USB play 4 free

USB Vietnam?

*Happy Battlefield noise*

USB Bad Company 2 is the best USB.

Forgot USB 2 modern combat. It's different then USB 2