Rasputin's P*nis

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The Witches of Stitcher go absolutely FERAL talking about the faith healer and his alleged 13” penis.
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11 июн 2023

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@TheSidekick42 Год назад

the fact that everyone let Caelan's amazing deadpan 'i heard he's hung' just go unappreciated is probably the greatest tragedy of the current decade

@RespecttheDeadPodcast Год назад

I’ve been silenced

@teesh871 26 дней назад

Same! That genuinely got a spit take from me

@LukeFromLasVegas Год назад

What an absolutely ri-_dick_-ulous episode. 😂

@thessaalders9770 Год назад

I'm like 26 mins in, on my commute home, just getting drunk by osmosis from listening to all of you. You possess a great skill. Also IDK if this comes up later but from what I heard about the clysts sex cult in a docu, their deal was literally "ok Jesus died to forgive our sins? Well it would be RUDE not to give him something to do. We should sin MORE, so that we'll have something that God can forgive us for." Which I think is something that deserves to be brought back.

@Furore2323 Год назад

Just a normal episode! Just an innocent episode.

@jstarstudios7110 9 дней назад

🐶

@TearFetSound Год назад

Listening to this on the morning that future Respect the Dead candidate and renowned elderly sex freak Silvio Berlusconi died prompted me to post very disrespectful things about the former Italian Prime Minister. Also I laughed like a drunk hyena throughout, and neglected my actual work I was supposed to be doing. Good work.

@TheOneTrueAnthemis Год назад

Y'all this is the sloppiest damn podcast Good job keep it up 👍

@eleSDSU 10 месяцев назад

Second sloppiest, WTYP does exist but both are great :3

@davidmaxwell4696 Год назад

I've gotta nominate James Brooke as a potential Respect the Dead candidate. Not only was he a PoS, he had a lot of insane moments in his life that'd be hilarious to go over. Basically, very gay Englishman becomes the Sultan of Brunei though a mix of manipulation/seduction/conquering and proceeds to be uncontrollably horny and do incredibly incompetent things like getting seduced by twink pirate lords.

@jospinner1183 Год назад

I second this nomination. This dude is a wild mix of horny and racist.

@holocoffin Год назад

This episode made me laugh so hard I cried. It was a mess in the best way possible. Lightning in a bottle.

@gwencere9383 Год назад

I knew this episode was going to be ABHORRENT when I saw the title

@Syurtpiutha 6 месяцев назад

The 'this is Samara from the ring after his transition' rant had me in stitches. I am gonna work on coming out of the well and the television, I guess.

@jackmeeellleee4896 Год назад

This show should be famous. More famous than everyone's 15 minutes...17 minutes at least.

@ZaLaw1 Год назад

Okay, length and girth, I understand how these words are being applied. But is 'veiny' really an aspect of texture? I think of it as an aspect of topography. Length, Girth, Texture, Topography; that's how I classify my dicks.

@MainelyMandy Год назад

As a consistent and confident c**k consumer, I can indeed confirm that "veiny" can complicate and even compliment texture. 😊

@ruckly1241 Год назад

It warms my soul that you all approached this sensitive subject with the class and professionalism it deserved. Keep up the "good(?)" work.

@steveharrison76 Месяц назад

“…inflatable person…” “What the fuck are you talking about?” Amazing 😂

@sleepwalk-huh Год назад

i love this episode. can caelan please consider speaking in an australian accent just all the time

@JuuuDantas Год назад

I just want you to know that like 10 years old Juliana in a small town in Brazil loved Anastasia and when she finally got semi-working internet on her ancient second hand computer she searched for Anastasia and end up on a geocities site with the whole story about Rasputin and his giant dick. Was a traumatised by that and that's why I'm an sapphic ace now? Who knows. So, yeah, I've already knew the story but the way you told was way more funny.

@UsenameTakenWasTaken 7 месяцев назад

Stop dead naming Tamale.

@UsenameTakenWasTaken 7 месяцев назад

lol

@khabenkhaben4685 5 дней назад

just found your podcast. i used to hate history classes back in my school years, and all these names usually inflicts insane boredom on me, but your thirst over creepy old siberian man is inspiring. hope you already have another episodes about boring russian history figures, cuz it's only way possible for me to learn something about them. by the way, we have a monument for this guy in our city. no he's clothed. yes it's a shame.

@ChristopherSadlowski 4 месяца назад

This episode had me laughing so hard I was simultaneously crying, pissing, shitting, vomiting, burping, and farting. My house is destroyed. I need to move.

@Summer512 Год назад

The russian monarchy was very inbred, if you want a fun game, google "george v nicholas ii" and see if you can tell which one is which.

@nataschavisser573 Год назад

Is pre-revolutionary Russian inches the same as modern inches? I am relieved that the monstrosity in the jar does not belong to a human being.

@Jogproof Месяц назад

Sadako from the original book that was adapted in the US as Samara was Intersex though sadly that wasn't the word used.

@CulVols Год назад

I think Fedrick the great would make a great topic for this podcast. He was extremely gay, had an abusive father, and people were spreading all sorts of rumors, so y'all would love him, but he was also a monarch and a misogynist, so there's plenty there to drag for filth.

@jstarstudios7110 9 дней назад

Is he the one who thought his enemies impregnated him with a baby elephant?

@draxiss1577 12 дней назад

I don't remember 'Children of the Light' off the top of my head, but 'Eagle's Wings' still goes through my head from time to time. Some of those hymns are very catchy.

@asquirreltv Год назад

I've seen an episode of a medical documentary-type program (a very long time ago) about a man with a penis of that length. It was long enough that he had to actually put it down one of his pant legs and it made intercourse uncomfortable for him and his partners, if I'm recalling correctly. Someone please tell me if they remember this, i am not sure what to google to find it.

@tytesseract Год назад

You maybe thinking of Jonah Falcon, there was a docu about his (and a couple of other guys) appendage (allegedly 13.5") back in the mid 00s, can't remember what it was called now. I was surprised no one on this podcast had heard of him tbh...

@TheDopekitty 22 дня назад

I've been giggling like a little kid so much during this

@acornheart465 3 месяца назад

THE JARED LETO CUP BIT IM CUHRYING

@kevinhengehold4387 Год назад

Umm... plot hole? Russia uses the metric system. How would they know how long 13 inches even is?

@nancyh4889 9 месяцев назад

YOU'RE RIGHT - YOUR PARENTS LISTEN TO THIS.

@whym6438 Год назад

My reaction to the title of this episode was, and I quote "Yeeeh-heh-heh-heeeess!"

@ronanodonovan3673 Год назад

Raspu-Tuna sounds like the Zootopia version of Rasputin ("Eugenia" is a real name, but also, it turns out there was an 18thc proto-feminist pamphleteer who used the pseudonym "Eugenia")

@ookamiblade6318 9 дней назад

..... There's a phallus museum in Scandinavia I bet they would have specimens for comparison to determine the species of alleged Rasputin phallus

@nightwingphd8580 Год назад

He's got the magic stick

@raggletaggle8827 Год назад

I'd love it if you covered the Romanov's!

@lizardman7718 Год назад

Looking forward to the Pat Robertson episode

@mercury4885 Год назад

rah rah rasputin, had a legendary ween/ his BVC lives in infamy/ rah rah rasputin, though he stirred controversy/ on phallacy we all can agree

@searchingfororion Месяц назад

Ok, I know a *lot* of writers in many genres, mediums, and 'sucess/renoun' - but the wordplay on "phallacy" is rather brilliant. Thank you for that.

@crocutamire4909 2 дня назад

Ribombee? The bug/fairy pokemon listens to this podcast? Wow, goals

@crocutamire4909 2 дня назад

This is my second time listening to this episode, because I wasn't sure if I imagined the part about The Ring. I've been quietly singing "coming out of my well, and i've been shaming mankind" to myself for like three days.

@JohnBainbridge0 2 месяца назад

Most unhinged episode ever!

@petruraciula9056 8 месяцев назад

Oh, hei! I also have an enlarged prostate at a fairly young age. Nice to know another person with this issue ... weeeeeell ... it's not nice cause physical discomfort, but u know what I mean.

@a_lethe_ion Год назад

ladies, this month gonna get yall a rich harvest

@grettahaasper8375 Месяц назад

I have 2yo twin girls.... and now I regret not naming them Anesthesia and Anaphylatic... Yael and Héloïse seem so basic now. And to answer your question, I had IVF and I chose 2 embryos. It's not guaranted to work but it can.

@annakilifa331 Месяц назад

As far as I know you usually get more than one embryo implanted at once when you do IVF. In Germany you can legally not do more than three at once, but it is common, to do three at once, as far as I know. It's because with one embryo there is a good chance that it won't take and that you won't successfully get pregnant anyway, so doing more than one at a time makes it more likely that at least one will take and successfully implant in the uterus lining. But it also means that it is more likely to get multiples when doing IVF.

@spacepirateivynova 6 дней назад

Interestingly enough, IVF is actually more likely to result in twins, tripplets, or even more. In fact, most or all of the tripplet or above pregnancies are from IVF. This results from the mother having multiple eggs implanted into the uterus to increase the likelihood of one of them being viable. To only get a single child, invasive techniques would have to be involved, but from what I understand there are ways to try to lower the chances of twins from IVF. Why do I know this? I could never have children before or after I finally transitioned... (xx amab, trans woman for the last 4-5 years)

@robmoney 3 месяца назад

Why would Caelan have a measuring tape that has inches on it? Ohhh, American tourist

@Bongthroat 5 месяцев назад

Not me thinking hemophilia meant he had a sexual attraction to blood, lmao.

@JNDReacts 28 дней назад

58:17 Gregory III, aka Trip.

@nicoreznick7196 4 месяца назад

I'm so glad there was an Igor in this story eventually.

@Jeem101 3 месяца назад

The horniest episode so far. Lol I love it so much.

@blorble4701 9 месяцев назад

confused googling: is ceaelen comnrade lesbains?

@just-mees 7 месяцев назад

Does spider have pusspuss?

@rhalfik 3 месяца назад

4:42 "Yeah, I've just heard that he was hung"...

@shockmethodx Год назад

If one is killed by hanging, they were hanged not hung. 😂😭

@btarczy5067 Год назад

Except when someone is hung just for fun only to be hanged accidentally.

@VioletEnds 2 месяца назад

42:40 - As a transbian, yes, you're right, but also, you're canceled

@newquinn22 Год назад

The russian czar's traced their lineage back to the roman empire, czar being the russian word for Caesar, the title for the head of the empire

@roryh3307 3 месяца назад

I'm claiming him, samara is trans and gay hence the two coming outs

@beethovenjunkie Год назад

Mam

@emilyweaver 8 дней назад

i learned nothing

@RespecttheDeadPodcast 8 дней назад

That’s what we want!

@SatanasExMachina Год назад

FINALLY! An episode about the key figure behind the death of the last czar, and the arbiter of the eventual rise of communism and the Soviet Union....Rasputins B.V.D.