Ravandils Quest 2: The Second One 

I love how Ravandil went from a polite and well-mannered elf, eager for battle, to a bitter, petty and nihilistic coward. The insanity all around him really got to him.

I'd watch 15 minutes of Urist insulting elves.

Urist's dialog is the best.

I have no idea why Failsnake's portayal of random useless warrior guy cracked me up constantly but I'm happy it did.

"Rat furries going full korean with nuclear rocks" *slow claps* I died at that part.

the dwarf absolutely kills it 10/10

'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO ' ERE WE GO CRACK AND HOOD METH IS GOOD THE DEAD SHALL RISE JUST LIKE MY MORNING WOOD!

I love how the creators of the TTS universe link their content. Characters here like Urist and Magnar Buckethead showed up again later in “Table Top Adventures” and Urist popped up a third time in the “Small Baby Game” with Russ. Kryptman and the Death Watch, Inquisitor Remleiz, even TTS proper characters showing up on other channels, it really enriches the universe and provides even more great content to watch. Oh, and there’s always Karl’s insane screaming. 🤯

"THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM." "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

This is now cannon.

Urist is from BOATMURDERED? No wonder he's fucking insane.

Honestly did not expect Filthy Frank in this one, I mean I know it was probably an impersonation but it sounded pretty good. Also, Urist is best Dwarf. Nice Boatmurdered reference by the way.

Urist's insults are comedy gold.

1:57 That moment when you realize the second narrator is none other then MOTHERFUCKING ROGAL DORN'S VOICE ACTOR. *Heresy Ensues down under*

Lad, please tell me you'll make a video in which Urist curses at everything he sees. It's too fucking hilarious

I have no idea why, but Urist's scream had me in fucking stitches

Ravandil Greyleaf: the angriest elf you'll ever meet.

*of course* the dwarf is named Urist. Of course.

So Ravandil is the mean reason why the end times happened? Great, just great.

"Reactions of a leper" Oh Karl, you so silly.

@ 4:52 "This is worse than that time I was linked to an animated hentai porno!" I actually saw that animated hentai porno. And it was starring girls, too. What a coincidence.

11:37 - The War of the Beard in a nutshell.

When Urist screamed so loud it broke the Skaven TV, it had me laughing my ass off for a solid 2 mintues

Nice Dwarf Fortress references. Urist acted in a true dwarven fashion. Edit: And the Papa Franku reference.

Magnar: "You see, there was this sale-" Steam Users: "Fair enough."

'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!

Vermintide prologue?

Only for the Skaven accidently caused summoning of an A-team of Archaon, Egrimm van Horstmann, Arbaal, Styrkaar and Feytor who destroyed the skaven doomsday weapon and had unbounded the energies of the warpstone back into the winds of magic. For the first time in the entire existance of the warhammer world everybody was saved by Chaos

How long until Bitchworths Quest?

I can't wait for- *Episode 3:* *_The Return of Bitchworth!_*

"Boatmurdered" I understand that reference.

That dwarf meme is still going around the internet. This is great lol

I love how Urist is from Boatmurdered. This makes everything so much funnier

Urist is now in commoragh killing Dark Eldar and insulting their grandmothers

ALLUH RATBHAR

I need more Urist in my life

ALLAHU RATBAR!

I F-ing love that dwarf! :)

the part everyone is waiting for starts at 7:04

Scaven dont say "Elf-Elf" they would say "Elf-thing"

I love that suppressed laugh when Ravandil says “You fucking ruined the world!!!” It’s like “Have fun, Frieza!” Obviously not in the script, but it just works so well.

The funny thing is “ere we go” is a common ork chant heard during a WAAGH!

Urist makes me wish there was a game where instead of combat you hurled insults at one another until someone lost there will and fucked off.

THEORY: The Book of the Parallel is possessed by at least two spirits, which is how it can keep track of everything that's going on for everything at the table and create the story accordingly. One of the spirits decided, correctly so, that Rogal's voice was really dramatic and decided to mimic it. During the game, however, Magnus had the narration audio turned off.

7:30 It is now my mission to build a character that will do exactly this to enemies on a regular basis.

All hail Ravendil, champion of our dark lord Chin-Chin... I mean Sigmar.

It took years, but i've finally realized Victor Saltzpyre appears in this story.

Need to create an NPC for my next D&D campaign, Ravandil, the elven fuckboy.

Better them age of sugmar

damn sad how Magnar Buckethead died all that backstory Magnus wrote goes to smoke RIP

Epic goblin and ork magic shout : " ere we go ere we go ere we go , crack and hood , meth is good , the dead shall rise , like my morning wood !

Y'know, all Ravandil had to do was stab the Skaven wizard, grab the warpstones of deathfuck, and kill Bitchworth personally. Then use them to fry Urist and his band of merry boulder-analogues, and this whole thing would've ended relatively happily. Hell, he could've used 'em to smoke Magnar Buckhethead, too, burnt the city to the ground, *then* went to live with the Elven bandits and use 'em to carve out a fiefdom for himself. Elves, man. For a race so long-lived, they have the foresight of your average goldfish.

7:01 if I ever make a Dwarf I would have him roast everyone and their mothers like it was Sunday all day everyday.

Urist an example of Dwarven diplomacy at it’s finest.

These are how the end times happened. Canon.

I love how these just get more hilariously deranged. XD

After all these years I pulled out a cockney dictionary. "Struggle and grunty cunt blunt" roughly translates to "cunty cunt cunt" and that's genius.

Did not expect filthy frank to make an appearance

I would watch hundreds of hours of the dwarf insulting the elves xDDDD.

This classic never gets old

13:50 Hello there Saltzpyre, nice to see you

If there was ever a dwarf who knew a thing or two about Doomsday devices, it'd definitely be the lone surviving dwarf of Boatmurdered.

" If its one thing I hate more than elves is Fucking rat furries going full North Korea" HAD ME DYING!

"The champion of our dark lord chin chin" - W H A T

6:55 When your dwarf barbarian has max charisma.

I cannot have enuff of this glorious material

Sees filthy frank reference in this: *crying intensifies *

To have Marneus Calgar and Rogal Dorn narrate the misadventures of Magnus the Red... Priceless. Thanks for existing, you beautiful bastard! Cheers!

we need a reboot of Ravandil's Quest

Skaven speech is the best *"What the fuck-fuck is going on here?"*

Magnar Buckethead... Voiced by Magnus the Red... Doesn't this mean that Magnus the Red made Magnar do such a Stupid act?

Dominique is a reincarnated Skaven Wizard

When I'm laughing at something to the point of actual tears and I've never dealt with the source material before, you know you've done good.

I find the Dwarf Fortress references...acceptable. Please continue

Make more this is such a masterpiece!

Ill be forever waiting for a Ravandil's Quest 3. Although story breaking, i need more Urist in my life. Id give up a sizeable portion of fucks from my fuck storage to listen to Ulrist mouth off against some more fuckin elves!

13:10 lmao Papa Frank was there

Welp, I guess Ravindil can now be the champion of the dark lord chin chin!

in a controversial yet brave move, karl releases a sequel to a man's quest despite the fact he fucking died in the first one

I themed my Mordheim warband after Dwarf Fortress, and Boatmurdered specifically. Now there's this and I love Urist even more

10:34 Yessss, YESSSSS! Francis lives on! And for the thing everyone was waiting for 7:03 Crimson, I'm gonna feel so fucking bad for you if you have to do anything longer than that.

The reference to that "Hentai Porno starring Girls" was hilarious. Nice one Karl.

Urist is the best D&D chracter from now on.

Word up papa frank!

Staring girls! "Wait what"

A Filthy Frank reference was in here, I love this Video! Chin-Chin!

Flurries going ful North Korea lol

You know, at first I thought I'd get annoyed with the Skavens' speech impediment pretty quick. Yet I can't help but find it oddly endearing. These guys are like a hilarious bunch of bumbling underdogs just trying to fulfill their dreams of global annihilation. Like Team Rocket back when they were relevant.

After playing Vermintide 2, I want to see Ravandil have suffer though the Skaven Apololypse, a screaming witch hunter with a blessed ravaged body, and of course more Urist insulting fucking everyone.

"This better than cancer" This sums up this video nicely!

I actually like this more than TTS, it's funnier. Good job Karl!

8:40 "Thaht mehks me wannta SCREAM .... *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* " I’m fuckin dead

"If there's anything I hate worse than elves, it's fucking rat furries going full North Korea with nuclear rocks"- This shit right here needs an Oscar, or least some fucking money.

Thanks for causing Age of Sh!tmar, you infernal Knife-ear. :-/

I've learned great lessons about voice acting from this.

Chin Chin reference. Now I'm happy.

The moral of this story is, obviously, to not bully ppl.

oh my god i just now know what Boatmurdered is. Holy shit, no wonder that dwarf is fucking crazy.

...Urist is TOTALLY Leman's RPG character...

Wait the person that voiced the assassin sounds like the one for Boy