Reacting to: ASTARTES with Ava & Kari 

Syama got hired to NOT do what he did in a programs he was not using before with supervision that stops him from doing what he wanted to do. So not really a dream job as it turns out.

Also this is the dialogue between the orbs "...no escape. I have failed brother." 'We have all failed. The Astartes deny our touch. You must return, break your seal." "Impossible, (I) will never survive." "You must! Take them!"

What makes Astartes such a great adaptation is that it manages to give the Space Marines a conflict where they really struggle and even lose WITHOUT dumbing them down, making them look like idiots. The Marines basically do everything correctly in the video, they execute all their tasks and overcome every obstacle, completely overpowering the opposition, which is of course the point of the marines. If this had been an official GW product they would have had them wave weapons around, slicing power armor like paper and shouting loudly and stopping while fighting to make boasts. But in Astartes they get to be portrayed, ironically, more what the lore at least IMPLIES they are: ruthlessly, horrifically effective.

"The stream will be unlisted." *Finds stream in recommend videos

the amount of force to crack an astartes eyepiece is insane

18:55 "That's the guy! That's-that's-that's the fishguy everyone want to fuck from Mass Effect!" "NO" "THANE!" "NO!"

6:19 For stream start. A little redundant since this is unlisted so finding it without a link will be hard.

Some lesser-known (and maybe greater in some cases) facts: The Retributors are a fan-made (by Syama I think) Imperial Fists successor chapter that specializes in the type of assaults seen in this series, using their specialized variant of tactical squads in boarding torpedoes and other fast insertion methods to absolutely wreck their enemies. Their sergeant, at the very least, has a canon name. I saw one small creator whose name escapes me reacting to the full series and after watching the whole thing multiple times on the highest resolution at 1/4 speed he found a name etched on one of his pauldrons somewhere in the hallway scene in part 3. I believe the name was Kohran. From what I have heard Syama has stated that the weird psykers with the crazy spinal cords as well as the orbs aren’t based on any canon xenos, my favorite explanation is that the orbs are Yu’Vath which are obscure but could fit pretty well, both being able to appear in various forms but often preferring dark spheres, and sometimes inhabiting artificial bodies. Also you can see extra spines hanging out without bodies in the scene with the giant gold guy. Last one: idk if you were just counting the pillars at the end or if you noticed the flashes, but it looks like the whole squad got teleported to… wherever they are. Also if you take into account the size of those marines it means the pillars they’re on and all the statues around are absolutely massive. This series is what got me into 40k too so great to see you sharing it!

Think like this: High Gothic is like Latin, Low Gothic is like EVERY Romance language. But for our benefit, High Gothic is often presented as Dog Latin (ie. something that looks vaguely latin-like to us) and Low Gothic is usually presented as whatever language you read the media in, ie. mostly English.

"Canoe Guilliman" 😂😂😂 That's up the top now....

"3 century studs" 2 of those are silver, that's 1 each for 50 years, and the gold for 100.....

10:35 Salamanders were what got me into Space Marines.. I have now invested into about 3,000 pts of a Salamanders successor chapter over the last six months and my house has been burned to the ground

So i have bought, custodes on bikes, and stormdrakes, so once i am done painting 2000p ish of tyranids, custodes on dragons!

Dudes. Think about it. Gene seed is going to be held in a gland, it's likely that the gland is also called the Gene Seed. So it's not just about the goo. You harvest the useful natural catty sack for the goo. That is then what's put into a new space marine a bit of the gland which then grow to new gene seeds. Space King cartoon does a surprising good parody of how it works. 🙂

Hey folks. I hope youre all doing well. Ive been working on meh necron army. 😊

Name of the Wind is AMAZING, 8 years since I found it and I still NEED that final book

Gene seed is in the chest and neck from what I remember and it’s an organ that generates tiny versions of the full implants that are then removed from the body and put into vats to fully develop before being implanted back into a fresh marine. One can be harvested from a marine while that marine still lives but the other can only be taken after they die. The whole men only thing is basically that most men aren’t good enough to become space marines and die during the surgery and it’s designed to work on them. you can probably fine a woman out there that could take gene seed but the amount of women that would die from trial and error would be a waste of gene seed and lives.

I'm not mad if they have Female Custodes. I would be if they had female Astartes somehow after 300 books suddenly ooh they had these women all along. No. I'm pissed they don't flesh out the Sisters of Silence more.

A helsreach stream would go so hard

I think the white helmets on the two space marines signifies that they belong to the 1st Company Veterans. Denoting veterancy varies from chapter to chapter, but I think a white helmet for veterancy is pretty common

The Arthur for Dead Sky Black Sun (the Demoncalaba book) is the lead writer for Arcane

The song in the beginning is the gauntlet by jesper kyd

Missed opportunity to say "the Blue Canoe"

I’ve heard of the transhuman dread that astartes have, I think this is one of the best visual representations of that. No human person that is that big should be moving that fast with weapons that precise, it’s uncanny and really cool

Space sons vs a thousand wolves.

Casually recommending Kingkiller Chronicles should be a warcrime

I desperately now want to get into a VC with those two and have an adult discussion and explain to them what a geneseed is and why it is not what they think it is It will never happen but a man can dream

I think i had the Last Church stream saved somewhere in my lists but might've removed it. A shame cos i enjoy you two and detest the creation of lost media.

Rowboat Girlyman or Robust Gorillaman are the 2 names I like the most

"Omg, this is like *some random shit*!"

I think Ava got zapped in the end

The inquisition-adept told the captain to: “Withdraw them immediately!”

You guys should react to Pariah Nexus next.

1:01:50 oh cool, it writes itself. ... OH NO IT WRITES ITSELF!

Adeptus Astartes, and Astra Militarum are the High Gothic names where Space Marine, and Guard are low gothic

I would like to known about the Playlist of the beginning of the stream

GW really needs to make the nickname Rowboat Ghillie Suit canonical

25:00 Collect all the dragonballs!

Brain cells, they are a'dying

You talking about the tau aka the fish face people

Its not the dream to be hired by GW

Wtf when did this get multiple parts?

If Kari is too curious about Gene Seeds, React to Space King by Flashgitz *tongue spalter sound*

Right off the bat, I like dem vibes 😎

Oh god Yes watch Hellsreach!!

Im an Iron Hands fan lol

SPACE!!!

fun fact salamanders have female space marines

Hmmm, maybe it’s a low joke, but the orb and a big man in separate room look alike, so maybe it’s not the orb, but a ball/nut (one is near the big body and another is kinky sealed) ?

IAMALPHARIUS!

space marines would be restricted to men only because they are made from a template, they're just cookie cutter. so either the genetics get fucky because something in the Y chromosome is needed. or, and i like this better because it will piss people off more. space marines always come out male because the template they're made from, but that doesn't mean the aspirants going in have to be male, trans space marines! and custodes all have custom made enhancements so there's no reason one couldn't be a woman.

Start 6:20

Drums... for the drum god! BEATS FOR THE BASS! PS; I am deeply disappointment with the downward trend of "DEEMOOOON!" to video ratio. Every video should at least start or end with a "DEEEEMOOOON!"

People REALLY need to realize that Warhammer 40K is a Science Fantasy//Space Fantasy setting and not a Science Fiction setting. Everything is magic or magic-like and not even theoretically explainable or in any way realistic. So NOT SCIENCE fiction.

Heretics everywhere.... Tsk-tsk

Fart

I'm just waiting for the first Female Primarch just to watch the incel 40k dude bros to totally lose their shit.

Seriously, do you agree with the female custodes put so suddenly?

These two need to stop screaming into the mic, talking over each other and maybe chill-out with the sugar and or speed they've been snorting...I've heard hyperactive toddlers who are calmer and more coherent.