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Reacting to Internet "Facts" About Me - Skall Exposed! 😂 

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@nippertipper7686
@nippertipper7686 4 года назад
FACT: Skall is wanted in multiple countries for pommel assaults
@klevishida740
@klevishida740 4 года назад
Not assaults they be salty cause he ended them rightly
@tylerbeaumont
@tylerbeaumont 4 года назад
You could say "he's screwed"! Get it? Cos pommel!
@diegosalvador3530
@diegosalvador3530 4 года назад
Now, this is head cannon to me
@couchbear6108
@couchbear6108 4 года назад
...on tax collectors
@Wolfsins
@Wolfsins 4 года назад
Hahahaha pommel assaults
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 4 года назад
FACT: Skall's dating life is unknown, he's not sure who this strange lady is but she probably wants his $18 mil
@qwormuli77
@qwormuli77 4 года назад
Nah, it's Skall who's shooting for the payout!
@Prio024
@Prio024 4 года назад
Still here for when the number count of the likes is 911
@priore88
@priore88 4 года назад
*her 18M, skall is a girl. Internet said so.
@CATDABOSS
@CATDABOSS 4 года назад
Skall: openly talks about the financial strain of moving and the expenses of swords and has talked about the need for sponsors. The internet: 86 MILLION A YEAR
@CATDABOSS
@CATDABOSS 4 года назад
@Nob the Knave right? These are the websites that claim Mr. Beast is pulling in 100 billion off ad revenue alone
@BainesMkII
@BainesMkII 4 года назад
Maybe that strain is what dropped his net worth from $86 million to $18 million? Though to be fair the site did later include a low end of $100,000...
@erykczajkowski8226
@erykczajkowski8226 4 года назад
Net worth is not yearly income, it's total value of everything you own - including eg. YT channel. It must be Skall's swords collection that's worth so much! ;)
@emeukal7683
@emeukal7683 4 года назад
@@CATDABOSS he is doing fine at his amount of clicks. Maybe staying at his garage, if he is, is his way of staying grounded.
@erykczajkowski8226
@erykczajkowski8226 4 года назад
@pyropulse ​ These were different sites I think, one said 18m, the other 100k-1m "in 2019", but it rather meant "as at 2019", because below there was a position "earnings in 2019". And net worth is a balance sheet position (so accumulative so to speak).
@schonnj
@schonnj 4 года назад
Things I didn't know: Skall and Cara are happily married lesbians. That should like double your net worth. Thank you Tabloid Tales.
@SandNebula232
@SandNebula232 9 месяцев назад
Who cares?
@therion5458
@therion5458 4 года назад
Facts: Skall is over 7ft tall and his favorite sword is the katana.
@lowlandnobleman6746
@lowlandnobleman6746 4 года назад
Dual wielded chainsaw bladed katanas.
@TheLiamis
@TheLiamis 4 года назад
Hes 6'15"
@hudhaifah7785
@hudhaifah7785 4 года назад
@@TheLiamis No, they got the numbers switched around. They said 6'10"- It's 10'6".
@gunchar06
@gunchar06 4 года назад
and she's in fact a japanese Highschool girl.
@andywilson8698
@andywilson8698 4 года назад
Everything that was said here was true
@TheZandaz
@TheZandaz 4 года назад
Skallagrim wasn't born, he was forged by Odin himself
@darbyyounger
@darbyyounger 4 года назад
made out of iron and steel
@SaurusWarriorSotek
@SaurusWarriorSotek 4 года назад
@@darbyyounger and a little copper for the bread and hair
@einarblood-axe9328
@einarblood-axe9328 4 года назад
@@SaurusWarriorSotek I love copper bread
@SaurusWarriorSotek
@SaurusWarriorSotek 4 года назад
@@einarblood-axe9328 Damn my fat fingers
@einarblood-axe9328
@einarblood-axe9328 4 года назад
@@SaurusWarriorSotek I feel your pain man, I misspell shit all the time when Im typing, still funny to point it out when I see it tho
@Kiromony
@Kiromony 4 года назад
Skall facts: He shaves his beard everyday but his viking blood makes his beard grow fast enough to have it in the same shape everyday
@formam1022
@formam1022 4 года назад
Facts,
@alucarderipmavtube
@alucarderipmavtube 4 года назад
His Beard is enchanted by Celtic Magic. The magic words are "By Odin's Beard!"
@bluetaigax1747
@bluetaigax1747 4 года назад
A true and worty gaelic blood
@dirpmussolini790
@dirpmussolini790 4 года назад
Fact: when skall turns 50 he will get grey and then will call his subscribers to the top of High Hruthgard
@bluetaigax1747
@bluetaigax1747 4 года назад
@@dirpmussolini790 and then we will see this big hulking warrior which is Skall
@germanart2075
@germanart2075 4 года назад
Land of birth: Viking Language: Viking Ethnicity: Viking Eyecolor: Viking Haircolor: Viking ... That wasn't so hard, was it?
@klausjuergen
@klausjuergen 4 года назад
Only If you pronounce it like Lindybeige did in his Ironclad: Part Two video: Vikings!!
@tygonmaster
@tygonmaster 4 года назад
Place of eternal rest: Valhalla
@WinVisten
@WinVisten 4 года назад
Language: Old Norse would make more sense.
@Aconitum_napellus
@Aconitum_napellus 4 года назад
@@tygonmaster Eternal rest? Nonsense! He will feast and train for Ragnarok.
@doctor-atuti
@doctor-atuti 4 года назад
@@WinVisten Ah so "Land of birth: Viking" makes sense then does it? Bruh he's joking XD
@kitajkulaa
@kitajkulaa 4 года назад
If Skallagrim made this much money off youtube, we would see him live in a castle in Nova Scotia, not a house.
@jackwong4198
@jackwong4198 4 года назад
At middle of nowhere,Canada
@theamericankaiser4549
@theamericankaiser4549 4 года назад
Moojudge then Shadiversity would lay siege to the castle for it lacks machicolations
@momgo6533
@momgo6533 4 года назад
With a full garrison of knights armed with the best pommels for ending intruders rightly
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 4 года назад
you know I would XD
@KaiserAfini
@KaiserAfini 4 года назад
With an entire aisle dedicated to his historical pommel collection.
@jatsantsa
@jatsantsa 4 года назад
Aye, Skall is 3m tall, he is triple-wielding zweihander swords and he is shooting pommels from his arse.
@Rottenberg666
@Rottenberg666 4 года назад
Such unappreciated comment. "shooting pommels from his arse" had me burst into laughter. Thank you :D
@jatsantsa
@jatsantsa 4 года назад
@@Rottenberg666 Welcome ;) , but I took it from brave heart and just included pommels. Still I will love to see Skall say this with Scottish accent on horse back, in somehow brave heart cosplay. :D
@mizcaesar1804
@mizcaesar1804 4 года назад
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES,BUT THEY WONT DO IT RIGHTLY
@omegaindustriesllc
@omegaindustriesllc 4 года назад
FACT: Skall’s beard isn’t real, he puts it on before recording every video
@DustyyBoi
@DustyyBoi 4 года назад
:c
@momgo6533
@momgo6533 4 года назад
He takes the beard off at the end and throws it back in the bag, he ends it rightly
@zanemob1429
@zanemob1429 4 года назад
Explains why it looks too good.
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 4 года назад
FAKE BEARD MAKERS EVERYWHERE WANT TO KNOW SKALL'S LOCATION
@SKy_the_Thunder
@SKy_the_Thunder 4 года назад
Sir, I have to arrest you for slander against the glory of viking beards.
@drops2cents260
@drops2cents260 4 года назад
3:12 Kara: "Tall, dark and handsome, they get you right!" Wait, what... Tall, dark and handsome - does that mean Skall is a pint of Guinness?!?
@tygonmaster
@tygonmaster 4 года назад
No, but everyone you see after drinking one is
@drops2cents260
@drops2cents260 4 года назад
@@tygonmaster/videos Nah, one single pint would _never_ be enough for that - especially not if you're Irish. :-)
@drops2cents260
@drops2cents260 4 года назад
@Vox Populi > I'm glad I'm a lightweight drinker. That's actually enviable, because that does help you to save a literal ton of money to get hammered. :-)
@LadZeroUltra
@LadZeroUltra 4 года назад
Your wife is a joy to see in videos. You and her seem to bounce of eachother very well so its great to see her in this vid. OH WAIT! i forgot your marital status is: pending. Who is the mysterious woman next you?!!?
@henrykrinkle1576
@henrykrinkle1576 4 года назад
he's married. he's posted videos of the ceremony.
@10secondreviews48
@10secondreviews48 4 года назад
Sarcasm seems lost on you
@eugen_the_great
@eugen_the_great 4 года назад
Henry Krinkle Whow Henry...just whow
@firehunterz2311
@firehunterz2311 4 года назад
@@henrykrinkle1576 Is this it? Is this the perfect time? Allow me then! _r/woooosh_
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 4 года назад
"He won a Pulitzer Prize for an autograph. He is, the most interesting man in the world!" I don't always unscrew my pommel, but when I do, I end them rightly!
@weswolever7477
@weswolever7477 4 года назад
🥃 have a digital drink on me
@themarchhare154
@themarchhare154 4 года назад
This should be a merch shirt hahaha
@nimrodthewise836
@nimrodthewise836 4 года назад
It's adorable how much she loves you, warms my heart.
@fantasick8880
@fantasick8880 4 года назад
The double breast grab says it all.
@phil_zupra_b5880
@phil_zupra_b5880 4 года назад
We all hope for someone like her.
@billybigstones6134
@billybigstones6134 4 года назад
Phil_Rock [PHLPPRCK] true
@albertomarcantonio3179
@albertomarcantonio3179 4 года назад
That random kiss at 9:34 made my heart smile, wish you the best for this new decade guys, you're really a beautiful couple :)
@CaraDanaellea
@CaraDanaellea 4 года назад
@@albertomarcantonio3179 And I wish you the best for the new decade as well!
@dlam2864
@dlam2864 4 года назад
Skall: I have 18 million dollars Skall's Wife: How many drugs have you been doing?
@easternhills1329
@easternhills1329 4 года назад
Skall: Yes
@traditionaltaekwondoramblings
@traditionaltaekwondoramblings 4 года назад
She should ask how many swords he’s bought 😂😂😂
@patriotenfield3276
@patriotenfield3276 2 года назад
It's complicated
@MalloonTarka
@MalloonTarka 4 года назад
Skall Fact Nr. 354: On the winter solstice every year, Skallagrim turns into a flying bear and delivers toys to the children of the world.
@UnholyTerra
@UnholyTerra 4 года назад
MalloonTarka it’s true. This year I got a nifty dane ax.
@tulkasandhrimnirsson6180
@tulkasandhrimnirsson6180 4 года назад
*delivers swords
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 4 года назад
Beard*
@erikrungemadsen2081
@erikrungemadsen2081 4 года назад
The gifts are mainly bearded axes made from his own beard!
@derekbrogan4241
@derekbrogan4241 4 года назад
I got dried fish and a dead squirrel
@kurokaze511
@kurokaze511 4 года назад
"Aye I've heard the tales. They say he stands ten feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his eyes, and balls of fire from his arse." Pretty cool that we have the same birthday though.
@firstconsul7286
@firstconsul7286 3 года назад
You mean pommels of fire
@samsonthemanson
@samsonthemanson 4 года назад
Fact: Skall got his Kriegsmesser from an actual German peasent he shot
@ondralavicka3455
@ondralavicka3455 4 года назад
He didn't shoot the peasant. For a pommel to have its destructive properties it must be thrown.
@HiopX
@HiopX 4 года назад
@@ondralavicka3455 Fool! A pommel would destroy the Kriegsmesser as well.
@alcedob.5850
@alcedob.5850 4 года назад
@@HiopX Kriegsmesser is out of the reach of pommel power. It's a knife
@Wylf
@Wylf 4 года назад
That's why you don't bring a Messer to a gun fight.
@dustykercheif7044
@dustykercheif7044 4 года назад
Best comment
@dovahkiin_brasil
@dovahkiin_brasil 4 года назад
FACT: Skall richs are ALL ancient raid spoils of his vikings ancestors
@willemverheij3412
@willemverheij3412 4 года назад
We all know he's a scandinavian viking who died and went to valhalla over a thousand years ago but has been send back to instruct everyone how to fight through youtube videos in preperation for ragnarok.
@Lord_Raymund
@Lord_Raymund 4 года назад
@Willem Verheij My though exactlly😏
@mythoughts2430
@mythoughts2430 4 года назад
So no fantasy spins or wall hangers I must get a pointy stick now
@Azrael_indrason
@Azrael_indrason 4 года назад
I love this explanation Ragnorok approaches The warriors of Valhalla have been summoned It’s time to defend Asgard’s Great Wall And they send we olé skall to train the masses in an attempt to better their chances come the end
@brandonriggle3860
@brandonriggle3860 4 года назад
FACTS
@Geneolgia
@Geneolgia 4 года назад
The Eihenrjar of RU-vid
@tiaxanderson9725
@tiaxanderson9725 4 года назад
2:41 From the first website; "Skallagrim has brown color eye & black hair." *stat block follows* "Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Black" HOW DID YOU EVEN MESS THAT UP?
@bl4cksp1d3r
@bl4cksp1d3r 3 года назад
not to forget the 1,88 m and 6 feet 10 inch xD 6 feet 10 inch are like 2,10 m lmao
@miguelmonteiro5166
@miguelmonteiro5166 4 года назад
FACT: Skall is a slender dark and mysterious woman
@mateuszabramek7015
@mateuszabramek7015 4 года назад
If everyone can choose it's gener, why not skin color and net worth...?
@Gakulon
@Gakulon 4 года назад
@@mateuszabramek7015 OK boomer
@a-blivvy-yus
@a-blivvy-yus 4 года назад
You people claiming she's not married are silly. If you look deep enough into the internet, you can find that Skallagrim is a classy lady with 3 different husbands across 5 countries.
@gunarsmiezis9321
@gunarsmiezis9321 4 года назад
@@mateuszabramek7015 Because they cant chose their gender. But you can tan or lighten your skin if you want it wont change your race tho.
@mateuszabramek7015
@mateuszabramek7015 4 года назад
@@a-blivvy-yus I know it's a joke but, one of my colleagues at University had 3 boyfriends at the same time, and it required to be discrete. And her methods: "Oh, I forget to take an umbrella can you... Oh, I forget to buy a ticket..." Man always thought she's a lady in distress in fact she's not a lady. One day two boyfriends came at the same time to meet her - you may think she had a problem - nope. She said to the bigger one, she don't know what the second is thinking but they're not together. I saw the moment from distance. Legend says she's changed now and she's a better person. Maybe it's truth.
@brizzell2101
@brizzell2101 4 года назад
Got to admit you two girls make the cutest couple.
@theblackbaron4119
@theblackbaron4119 3 года назад
:') we read it on the internet, so it must be true.
@Gridia444
@Gridia444 4 года назад
Probably the best part was Cara saying.. with a straight face.. "No, he's not a necrophiliac." I lost it.
@gekolvr0734
@gekolvr0734 4 года назад
*Cara Ftfy
@notsocrazytank707
@notsocrazytank707 4 года назад
5:48 Cara got the only possible appropriate reaction
@robando2922
@robando2922 4 года назад
I lol'd for real
@jeffkardosjr.3825
@jeffkardosjr.3825 4 года назад
Necromancer, not necrophile!
@mateuszabramek7015
@mateuszabramek7015 4 года назад
He's actually undead himself - checkmate.
@Epicmonk117
@Epicmonk117 4 года назад
FACT: When the Emperor of Mankind forged his signature flaming blade, he used a pommel from one of Skallagrim's swords
@sanguiniustheredangel2695
@sanguiniustheredangel2695 4 года назад
Father did indeed do such a thing. He loves a Terran who knows how to use a sword.
@Epicmonk117
@Epicmonk117 4 года назад
@Sanguinius The Red Angel The pommel was an ancient artifact enshrined within a temple dedicated to a lost god of martial arts, who we now know to have been based on the first owner of the pommel, Skallagrim. EDIT: Misread your comment as “he did no such thing”
@Panz82
@Panz82 4 года назад
you can tell just by watching 30 secs that she is REALLY in love with him. Well done, Skalla, it's kinda you won the lottery there.
@badhippo
@badhippo 4 года назад
that would explain all them millions he has then.
@emeukal7683
@emeukal7683 4 года назад
@@badhippo how many rich stars are there happily married?not a lot.
@sinine1100
@sinine1100 4 года назад
And she's been around for I don't know many years, too!
@stefanradev7034
@stefanradev7034 4 года назад
Ar, there is a whole another level of love- she participated in an armor-presentation video (and she was wearing the armor).
@MrVindictus1
@MrVindictus1 4 года назад
That thing ain't the lottery lmfao. Virgins really envy every trash they come across.
@sharkoj
@sharkoj 4 года назад
Fact: skall never learned how to fight, he was magically enhanced by a wizard to destroy other fantasy warriors with realism and facts
@FenrirFire18
@FenrirFire18 4 года назад
Fact: Skall is actually reptilian. He likes us humans because we included his species in Skyrim.
@Sutagel_Panein
@Sutagel_Panein 4 года назад
Plausible
@cinemafanatic6687
@cinemafanatic6687 4 года назад
Nah he's an immortal from the Highlands of Scotland about 4,000 + years old it's obvious because he reviews and knows how to handle swords e.e
@Soridan
@Soridan 4 года назад
Only for the lusty maids. He is just a necessary evil.
@mikereger1186
@mikereger1186 4 года назад
It’s the Argonian Pommel fetish again.
@varuug
@varuug 4 года назад
An Asgardian on vacation..
@Kimrah01
@Kimrah01 4 года назад
Came home from work, shit shift, saw this, loled soooo hard... thaks, you made my evening! ...btw, how about giving away some of your exorbitant wealth to your subscribers?...just asking? ;D
@them631
@them631 4 года назад
FACT: our last spy sent to his residence did not return, this article represents the few things he could see in the ten seconds before his demise
@M4x_P0w3r
@M4x_P0w3r 4 года назад
He was no match for the pommel
@l33tsamurai
@l33tsamurai 4 года назад
Pommel at 600 yards... Not pretty...
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 4 года назад
Once the shield is wedged across the doorway it's hard to see anything without getting stabbed in the eyes.
@christianstorms3950
@christianstorms3950 4 года назад
Was about to say "last thing he saw was an flying pommel", but I see you guys had it covered xD
@Enmerkar_of_Uruk
@Enmerkar_of_Uruk 4 года назад
The spy last recorded Skallagrim armed with a sword and shield, yelling "Never should've come here!"
@Huy-G-Le
@Huy-G-Le 4 года назад
“Skall births places is In Canada” His ancestors: They got the facts wrong, that not where the lad was born, that just where we raided.
@davidhonfi2683
@davidhonfi2683 4 года назад
Skall:" So I'm moving house, sadly I have to sell some of my swords" Internet: "sKaLlAgRiMm nEt wOrTh: 86 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs"
@gotisc
@gotisc 4 года назад
He must have sold some high end swords!
@jeffkardosjr.3825
@jeffkardosjr.3825 4 года назад
🇭🇺
@erikrungemadsen2081
@erikrungemadsen2081 4 года назад
Swords are expensive!
@RannonSi
@RannonSi 4 года назад
Yeah, so if we add up everything he's ever owned with the price he got for selling them and all his debts with the value the house as if it was placed in the middle one of the more expensive cities on the world and lastly does the same with his wife and combine them. 86 million dollars! :D
@Petaurista13
@Petaurista13 4 года назад
@@RannonSi Which would be bullshit as we should count what he owns now, as you would count some things twice.
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 4 года назад
"Has not been previously engaged" I dont think I've ever seen so much sass in just holding up a hand, that's where I lost it.
@user-xf7wx3zk8j
@user-xf7wx3zk8j 4 года назад
Apparently, Skal is a son of Bruce Wayne and Geralt of Rivia edit: daughter
@PrimordialNightmare
@PrimordialNightmare 4 года назад
I'd watch that show.
@andrewhunt7328
@andrewhunt7328 4 года назад
Skall should of been the witcher
@foxspirit1755
@foxspirit1755 4 года назад
Don’t give the internet ideas. You never know what they’ll come up with.
@PrimordialNightmare
@PrimordialNightmare 4 года назад
@@foxspirit1755 Time for some malicious abuse of deepfake ( hope that's how it works)
@GholaTleilaxu
@GholaTleilaxu 4 года назад
Bruce definitely cannot give birth so I guess the mutant somehow managed to steal the last Spell of Pregnancy from Yennefer.
@RickardLejonhjarta
@RickardLejonhjarta 4 года назад
Fact: There are no Zombies in Canada now that Skall lives there
@wilfdarr
@wilfdarr 4 года назад
You guys are a really cute couple. This made my night after a bit of a crappy day. Thanks for letting us in to your lives.
@andrewhunt7328
@andrewhunt7328 4 года назад
She is lovely. Very lucky lady
@RealShaun
@RealShaun 4 года назад
You two seem so lovely together, its really wholesome and heartwarming. You must be pretty lucky you have each other! ❤️
@Stephen_Curtin
@Stephen_Curtin 4 года назад
I've heard Skallagrim is seven feet tall. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Enemy with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
@OldNavajoTricks
@OldNavajoTricks 4 года назад
If I reply to you, do I get to kill English?
@Stephen_Curtin
@Stephen_Curtin 4 года назад
@@OldNavajoTricks Aye
@OldNavajoTricks
@OldNavajoTricks 4 года назад
@@Stephen_Curtin Excellent!!!
@Stephen_Curtin
@Stephen_Curtin 4 года назад
@@OldNavajoTricks Stephen is my name and I'm the most wanted man on my island.
@OldNavajoTricks
@OldNavajoTricks 4 года назад
@@Stephen_Curtin I couldn't add that part as mine isn't lol, but now I need to rewatch it, he was my favourite character in it 👍
@Chris-xx1pv
@Chris-xx1pv 3 года назад
Your significant others laugh, smile and affection towards you is the most adorable thing that makes me heart happy.
@SudsyMedusa53
@SudsyMedusa53 4 года назад
The Internet: Skall is worth tens of millions of dollars! Skall: looking under couch cushions and behind his sword colletions for enough change to buy chicken nuggets.
@colonelkenpachi5009
@colonelkenpachi5009 4 года назад
We have all been that guy.
@csweezey18
@csweezey18 4 года назад
@@colonelkenpachi5009 *have
@mrhalfwit972
@mrhalfwit972 4 года назад
@@yuiiB *LOOKING FOR ENOUGH CHANGE TO BUY CHICKEN NUGGIES*
@mattaffenit9898
@mattaffenit9898 4 года назад
Ethnicity: Ás Place of Birth: Valhöll, Ásgarđr Date of Birth: June 8th, 793 Hair Color: Baldr brown Eye Color: Bragi blue Parents: Óđinn, Frigg Siblings: Þórr, Viđarr, Ragnarr Lođbrók (speculated) Height: 10'8 Weight: 400 lbs of muscle and steel Net Worth: Lindisfarne Monastery Cars: 991 Sleipnir Anything I missed?
@joey_ramone_96
@joey_ramone_96 4 года назад
skall: literally has a video about his wedding with Cara + a looot of videos with her every site: HE IS SSIIIIINGLEEEEE
@Fish-ub3wn
@Fish-ub3wn 4 года назад
*she :D (on the website there's a mistake that he's a she)
@joey_ramone_96
@joey_ramone_96 4 года назад
@@Fish-ub3wn yeah right I forgot he's a girl
@Sturmlied
@Sturmlied 4 года назад
Wishful thinking.
@spaghettimkay5795
@spaghettimkay5795 3 года назад
7 foot tall Canadian multi-millionaire stalks the forest murdering travellers with pommels.
@shlamimk4664
@shlamimk4664 4 года назад
You two totally deserve that beautiful house. I can see the change in both of you since the big move. Well done for being yourselves and making it work!
@ShagShaggio
@ShagShaggio 4 года назад
Fact: Skall actually only measures his net worth in Albions.
@sir_slimestone3797
@sir_slimestone3797 4 года назад
"she"
@theblackbaron4119
@theblackbaron4119 3 года назад
:'D
@epithet052
@epithet052 4 года назад
Fact: Skall suffers from nightmares where he's attacked with a katana. It terrifies him not because he's hurt but because it doesn't have a proper guard.
@kyle18934
@kyle18934 4 года назад
He doesnt have a pommel to throw at the attacker.
@kilianb8540
@kilianb8540 4 года назад
I’ve got to say that this video is hilarious, and love all TRUE “FUN” FACTS about you. Love your work, Skall
@AntoineVello
@AntoineVello 4 года назад
"And how many drugs have you been doing lately that I've never seen any of it," Cara is just so much snark.
@CaraDanaellea
@CaraDanaellea 4 года назад
Where would be the fun if I didn't snark the house down?
@AntoineVello
@AntoineVello 4 года назад
@@CaraDanaellea Oh no, not an insult. The more snark the better. Happy new year!
@CaraDanaellea
@CaraDanaellea 4 года назад
@@AntoineVello Happy new year to you too! And don't worry, didn't take it as an insult, just went sarcastic on it
@arkhtyi9456
@arkhtyi9456 4 года назад
"I want to see your dating life. Everything I don't know." "Erm, hah hah..." (Grins nervously)
@lsynno
@lsynno 4 года назад
This must be automated surely. Assembled by some broken algorithm.
@f1atl1n3
@f1atl1n3 4 года назад
it's 100% pure machine text + vague estimates taken from opened sources. It's incredible how easily people can be amused by a relatively simple and quite old technology.
@johncrowerdoe5527
@johncrowerdoe5527 4 года назад
@@f1atl1n3 The amusement is over it's bad quality. Even in the 1980s and before tech people were taught to do better.
@eddiezebeast
@eddiezebeast 4 года назад
"how many drugs have you been doing that I've never seen any opf it?" sounds like the biggest fault was to not share :D
@tsf_skeith6614
@tsf_skeith6614 4 года назад
So no one's gonna talk about how in the stats he had black eyes and brown hair while in the description it was reversed? xD
@jethropark7660
@jethropark7660 4 года назад
He has blue eyes.....
@tsf_skeith6614
@tsf_skeith6614 4 года назад
@@jethropark7660 Yes that's pretty obvious? I'm talking about the description?
@fantasick8880
@fantasick8880 4 года назад
I noticed that too.
@poetryinwinter9581
@poetryinwinter9581 4 года назад
XD you're right.... you can see it at 4:20 too!
@BainesMkII
@BainesMkII 4 года назад
I'd say the bigger deal was naming his wife in the description, only for the later sections to say that there was no information about his relationships. (Which they did notice in the video.) Or just the bad English of the page. ("How many children does have?" "Does Dead or Alive?")
@shanelyon414
@shanelyon414 4 года назад
You guys are so sweet! Thanks for sharing the laugh and congratulations on you’re millions!
@duchi882
@duchi882 4 года назад
*Skallagrim Fact:* His beard gives him +69 Thorkell Strength points
@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 4 года назад
_Nice_
@dannydivens2969
@dannydivens2969 4 года назад
Thorkell still best waifu 2019
@katenaccios
@katenaccios 4 года назад
Still wrong height, he should be like 7'10
@aqueousconch1103
@aqueousconch1103 4 года назад
He now lives on in Vinland 😓
@oatmealwarpaint6400
@oatmealwarpaint6400 4 года назад
Are we just going to ignore the fact that it says "Eye Color: Black"
@jonathaniwachiw-toothill29
@jonathaniwachiw-toothill29 4 года назад
Dude is a vampire
@Not_Morgoth
@Not_Morgoth 4 года назад
Apparently
@lawrenceschuman5354
@lawrenceschuman5354 4 года назад
Should have been "svart"?
@mcxopjesh
@mcxopjesh 4 года назад
👀
@glizzybeard7366
@glizzybeard7366 3 года назад
I mean it is a eye colour it's just so stupidly rare it practically doesn't exist
@csabalako1788
@csabalako1788 4 года назад
"difficult to know if he has a wife..." I mean Skall has a video about the marriage, but you know, other than that who knows
@defernomore
@defernomore 4 года назад
But that video was about a averaged sized, brown haired, blue eyed, male peasant. Clearly not the REAL Skall these sites know so well.
@kiranm8569
@kiranm8569 4 года назад
This was just recommended to me by RU-vid. I have seen a good many videos from Skall but this really takes the cake. I laughed so hard I had to stop watching so I could breathe.
@erikcarlson9157
@erikcarlson9157 4 года назад
Ethnicity: Unknown ----> Asgardian confirmed!
@bishopsteiner7134
@bishopsteiner7134 4 года назад
The Church of LSD* would like to talk to "Shady" about his earnings..... TITHE TIME BABY!
@mcxopjesh
@mcxopjesh 4 года назад
Heh, I'm sure shady already payed it.
@kleinjahr
@kleinjahr 4 года назад
Uhoh, Revenue Canada calling. Knowing our bureaucracy, they'll likely spend 90 million on the audit.
@JohanSimonsson
@JohanSimonsson 4 года назад
Wait, how expensive is ballistics gel? How much do you actually get? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ccWMC_JbfEI.html
@pegzounet
@pegzounet 4 года назад
Skall facts : the squirrels in his backyard are actually his ninja sidekicks trained to remove pommels from opponent's blades in combat
@shrarneomar8080
@shrarneomar8080 4 года назад
underrated
@phillipturner657
@phillipturner657 4 года назад
Lol. Side note, always enjoy videos with both of you. The way you guys interact is always entertaining and warms my cold black heart! Sköl!
@robertyoung1317
@robertyoung1317 4 года назад
This is pure GOLD guys!!! Hope you and your wife had a great new years and we here at the Young residence are all wishing you both the best for the new year! Me and the girls couldn't stop laughing at their utter ignorance.
@Rukha85
@Rukha85 4 года назад
This video is gold. The reaction, the happy couple and the comments. All of them are facts to me. Even that one about skall being his own father
@gieellaaa
@gieellaaa 4 года назад
FACT: Skall is actually a blue skinned red eyed 30 meter long snake
@dinamosflams
@dinamosflams 4 года назад
Ah, he is boitatá himself! No wonder he cuts all that dead trees with sWoRdS
@jacksaints8993
@jacksaints8993 4 года назад
*Skall's net worth $18 million dollars* Patreon patrons: Am I a joke to you?......
@JakeT3056
@JakeT3056 4 года назад
I wonder if these are the same people who asked: "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"
@CotizanCrane
@CotizanCrane 4 года назад
@Leugimimi No, he doesn't is.
@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 4 года назад
"Does many articles actually faking with robot? Something more at a time"
@alexmalyarchuk1723
@alexmalyarchuk1723 4 года назад
What is Bruno Mars?
@SkyForceOne2
@SkyForceOne2 4 года назад
@@CotizanCrane But I think he does hasn't?
@jacobbrennan6489
@jacobbrennan6489 4 года назад
@@alexmalyarchuk1723 does gay.
@zacserpa1238
@zacserpa1238 4 года назад
"It has to be at least borderline ethical" ~ Skall, 2020
@anthonyhayes1267
@anthonyhayes1267 4 года назад
Watching you for the past however long talk about tight funds makes the first one all the more hilarious
@Gigasnipe2
@Gigasnipe2 4 года назад
Hello Skall. I discovered you many years ago after class watching you video about Skyrim weapons. Love you and your videos. Keep up the good work in this new year.
@leonlx564
@leonlx564 4 года назад
FACT: Skallagrim has actually never grimaced. He grins instead. Thus his name should be Skallagrin. This level of clickbait should not be tolerated.
@chadherbert18
@chadherbert18 4 года назад
Oh wow - thanks for that post! That made my day - laughed so hard!! 🤣
@professormetal4411
@professormetal4411 4 года назад
188cm = 6' 10" LMAO, it's 6' 2".
@Cionaoith
@Cionaoith 4 года назад
I don't deal in metric, but I thought that was off. Isn't 2m = 6'6"?
@00wolfer00
@00wolfer00 4 года назад
@@Cionaoith it is
@darknase
@darknase 4 года назад
yeah, saw that and though "even can't do the math"
@darknase
@darknase 4 года назад
1.83 m is 6' every 1" is +2.5 cm (0.025 m)and every 1' +30 cm (0.3 m)
@totenkopfan6296
@totenkopfan6296 4 года назад
I think Hickok45 is 6'10"
@hellrock
@hellrock 4 года назад
You can feel how much his wife loves him. Meanwhile my wife kicks me out of my own home 😂
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 4 года назад
"Might be dating Low-Key"... Low-key? Loki? So they think Skall is dating Loki? Wow ROTFL
@ExorcistX999
@ExorcistX999 4 года назад
Well, Loki is reputed to be QUITE the shapeshifter...
@scottmacgregor3444
@scottmacgregor3444 4 года назад
He Loki was hot as a chick. Haven't you read the comics?
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 4 года назад
@@scottmacgregor3444 but in Norse mythology he did give birth to Odin's horse Sleipnir, So he was a chico at one point lol
@ExorcistX999
@ExorcistX999 4 года назад
@@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Loki gave birth to Fenrir the wolf, Jormungandr the world serpent, Sleipnir the six (eight?) legged horse, and Hel goddess of the dead. I have no idea what the Nords were smoking when they thought up these legends but holy crap I need some of that Edit: some spelling
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 4 года назад
@@ExorcistX999 who knows....but they probably smoked it all lol
@PhillipBicknell
@PhillipBicknell 4 года назад
Best chuckle-giggle-laugh I've had for a while. Thank you.
@epithet052
@epithet052 4 года назад
2:02 Ah yes, the well known city of Canada, "city of Canada".
@tygonmaster
@tygonmaster 4 года назад
Canada is my city
@Sturmlied
@Sturmlied 4 года назад
There is actually a village in England that is named Canada. Apparently Florence Nightingale is buried there (did not fact check this!) and a town with the same name in Kansas formed in 1883 by a former speaker of the Canadian Senate. For some reason I found it interesting to google this and thought I share :)
@pleaseignore3055
@pleaseignore3055 4 года назад
Skallagrim, real name Skallagrim was birthed in roughly 864 AD, through sheer willpower he has defied ageing. Rumoured to have taken up the mantle of many historical figures before vanishing after he has judged his work done. Actually started the rumour that Katana can cut bullets in half as a joke while on a particularly drunken night out, no one knew what he was talking about as it was in 1766 but somehow it caught on. It is his only regret.
@fantasick8880
@fantasick8880 4 года назад
Skall is the most secretive RU-vidr I've ever watched. He never talks about where he was born/raised and he never speaks his first language. He's even completely eradicated his European (I think) accent. It's as if he's trying to escape some dark secret from his past. There's a real spy thriller vibe going on with him.
@adrikkrakhim1
@adrikkrakhim1 4 года назад
Skall is sitting in his office: SHOW ME THE MOOOONEEEYY!!!!
@nanaki-seto
@nanaki-seto 4 года назад
the youtube income calc use to be fairly accurate. I was talking to a friend who makes a good living on youtube and at the time the cal was with in about 300 bucks. After youtube started basically destroying youtubers by demonitizing them the accuracy it had is toast. Back about 4 years ago had you checked the calc youd have probably been shocked how close it got.
@Hallanrauta
@Hallanrauta 4 года назад
Wife be like: "If any of this shit is for real, so is our next swordfight."
@numbers9to0
@numbers9to0 4 года назад
This is the time to sell your Channel to Disney, Google, Skillshare, Amazon or Time Warner!!!1!^1!! You could hire your own swordsmith and build a castle! You are scandinavian, of course you must be close to 2m.
@damic3237
@damic3237 4 года назад
Dude, weren't you paying attention? He was born in Canada, so how is he scandinavian?
@clasdavid5450
@clasdavid5450 4 года назад
Ö
@GuitarsRockForever
@GuitarsRockForever 4 года назад
@@hazzmati Dude, that was what skall himself said. You cannot trust that. Instead, you should trust some random"facts" on the internet.
@Ko700el
@Ko700el 4 года назад
Internet : Don't worry skall ..if we dont have the info on you, we will make up some
@AntonDeMorgan
@AntonDeMorgan 4 года назад
"does dead or alive?" Skallagrim, play dead. Skallagrim, end your foe rightly.
@scottmacgregor3444
@scottmacgregor3444 4 года назад
No no he plays Dead or Alive beach volleyball. Alone. At night... What, he just doesn't want distractions!
@innahaapa1314
@innahaapa1314 4 года назад
Thanks for sharing, this certainly was funny! Missus tall-and-dark-and rich! X-D Happy 2020 for you both!
@buzdygan5488
@buzdygan5488 4 года назад
facts: Shad beats Skall, Skall beats Matt Easton, find a way for Matt Easton to beat Shad and we have Shrock-Skaller-Eassors
@eddard9442
@eddard9442 4 года назад
Buzdygan you have that backwards, facts beat speculation and theory every time
@bosknight7837
@bosknight7837 4 года назад
Buzdygan I’d put that the other way around Matt beats Skall because he’s an instructor,Skall beats Shad because he’s still the better fighter,Shad beats Matt because Australia is deadly af
@geranarthy2309
@geranarthy2309 4 года назад
@@bosknight7837 This is now canon
@eddard9442
@eddard9442 4 года назад
Yeh i see you are on the right track, i am an Aussie and i am afraid i have to side with Matt for his expertise on swords.
@ImMora1
@ImMora1 4 года назад
Sorry bro, Matt Easton would beat both shad and skall at the same time while calmly explaining the historical origin of the weapon and the techniques he is using
@GodlyAtheist
@GodlyAtheist 4 года назад
Seeing you guys so in love is both beautiful and heartbreakingly depressing. Either way if anyone is deserving of happiness it definitely is you and yours, Skall. Happy New Year.
@ProdigyofEpistemology
@ProdigyofEpistemology 4 года назад
I looked up Skallagrims net worth and my result was 86 million as the first result. And it said that it was from Forbes and IMDb lol.
@kristinradams7109
@kristinradams7109 4 года назад
It's so great to see you too, Cara :) You two are way too cute together! A Happy and blessed New Year to you both, all year long! Also, to everyone reading this. Happy 2020!
@omariscovoador7486
@omariscovoador7486 4 года назад
Holy shit i can't stop laughing at the beginning, his laugh is so genuine
@somebigguy2215
@somebigguy2215 3 года назад
This was great to see y'all cracking up
@LucaCavaletto
@LucaCavaletto 4 года назад
When you asked if we would accept some paid ads on your Facebook page, I said "Yeah, sure!". Never thought you would earn that much. I'm happy for you! Now you can buy a lot of zombie heads.
@ogilvy85
@ogilvy85 4 года назад
She low-key so glad. That hug was all telling. Like whew
@exiletsj2570
@exiletsj2570 4 года назад
Right now he’s being grilled about that relationship status.
@erikm12
@erikm12 4 года назад
Just gotta say, I love these "Skall and Cara hanging out" type videos, you guys are adorable
@Aetius_of_Astora
@Aetius_of_Astora 4 года назад
FACT: Skall is the little spoon of the relationship
@kiloyardstare
@kiloyardstare 4 года назад
This is my favorite "Skallagrim Reacts" video. More hubby/wife duo videos please!
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