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The British Parliament sounds to me always like a herd of sheep and goats arguing.😅

@@azeplayt4546 in this video maybe. in the video he mentioned the translation is very bad.

@@azeplayt4546 the subtitles _here_ were done by a human, but in the Pispers video they were really cringeworthy (and not just with the jokes) - obviosly done with some _very_ crappy translator software. Even the automated RU-vid translation (that has to do voice recognition first!) was better, despite it struggling with German dialect and colloquialisms.

Du solltest dir mal " Georg Schramm " anschauen. Wirklich fantastisch 👍👍🖖🇩🇪🖖

Like the FDP :D

And Trump

We just need to hope Trump is going to be elected again 😂

​​​@@makspaua9838I mean it would be a absolute disaster for America's democracy but since the world is going down anyways let it at least be a hilarious ending 😂

Pretty much the same as Trump.

Best one was Anne Marie Strack-Zimmermann who took over the microphone from Fabian Köster. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-p-lnKLhcOwY.html

My favourite is Lutz van der Horst at the AfD-Parteitag 😂🙏

And also that Oettinger is famous for his absolutely atrocious English, which is why Fabian tried to bait him into speaking it, and why he so adamantly refused...

And let's not forget that Oettinger's grasp of English is only surpassed by Edmund Stoiber's grasp of German in its absurdity...

​@@Ugly_German_Truths I wonder, if he managed to get to the airport by now. 😂

I personally think a big problem for him as well as Westerwelle before him is that he gets his speeches written for him but his comprehension of the english language isn´t so great that he can simply read it out loud. Imho he should´ve done more preperation on his speeches: learning pronunciation of words, even their meaning and trying to re-write his speech into his own ductus so it´s sounds less awful and "fake".

Even as swabish german i´m not sure if i unterstand him better while he´s talking in english or german...

@@paha4209 Ductus? are you sure you are not Merkel? 😀

@@DasIllu very sure.

yeah, Oettingers English is legendary: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0Fksc1kzWz8.html

are u sure he knows that he cannot just translate things word by word? ^^

We all sit in the same boat 😂

So ,how many English people speak ANY foreign language ? English arrogance expects everybody to speak English

@@Cray93 I think that is the fun about it - translating things literally 😁 😆 😁 so of course I know where the bunny runs and that makes me so quickly nobody after  😂 🤣 🤣 on the other hand he may be be able not to communicate like a halfwit

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-88OGXLFpeMw.html

They had to, after all they had to pretend they actually cared about Ireland.

As an older gent I had bad visions of the troubles returning the very moment I heard about Brexit.

I can think of a bunch of other problems like that, climate change only being one of them 😅seems to be a pattern there with politicians

A friend just illegally immigrated to the UK to visit a festival because he didn’t have a passport. He just went over Ireland and didn’t get checked. lol

​@@headhunter1945we europeans saw that comming immediately. Because we handle stuff like that daily. Germany has 16 different states that all have different rules and we have to come up with a way to unify all 16 every year.

And I think it's also mentionable that in Germany, there is limited time to speak for each MP in the center. Ofc, there's some harassement or trying to fool the speaker by shouting sth to the center, but only few words and if someone disturbs the speaker too much, he can be kicked out for that day by the president. And the MP in the center has a microphone ofc, while the others at there seats haven't one.

Well, there were and are also debates and loud comments in the German Bundestag, which are reprimanded for improper behavior.

Alle hier haben das wirklich gut erklärt. Immer wieder erstaunlich, daß die Briten, die so vieles zuerst hatten (Parlament, Fußball, Zentralbank), darin zurückgefallen sind... sie sollten von Europa lernen, ihr System ist in vielem veraltet. Damit meine ich natürlich nicht die EU, ein ausbeuterisches, korruptes Verschuldungs- und Diktaturkonzept.

Sounds like some fun in Britisch Parliament.

there are quite a few scenes from the bundestag on RU-vid, but I don't think they got english subtitles...

Now that you say that. 🤔 I get the suspicion that Monty Python wasn't satire at all but the normal everyday life in GB.

💯 points 😂

was my very first thought as well

One of our Satirists (?), Urban Priol, used Monty Python to explain how he would like to have our own parliament... 😂 I can only recommend him very much, although I don't know whether his stuff is subbed here... 🤔 I'm rewatching his annual reviews atm (Tilt series) and to rewatch them with a few years of distance even increased the fun 😂😂😂

First I knew Germans had a sense of humour, that's always been the humour.

Sums it up pretty well yes

Yesn't!

I am from Germany and I think we do and love our kind of humor because even if you could cry because of the situation, it’s always better to laugh. Crying doesn’t get you anywhere anyway.

...and truly refreshing to listen to someone with a different view than those brexidiots commenting at the Daily Express...

I actually like that about our parlament

Well, the parliament was "quite" until AfD entered the stage...

Yeah just as fun as a brawl among 15 year olds in Neukölln.

@@thomaskruck4474quiet

Also because they always wanted an "Extra Wurst" for everything the EU decided on. They saw themself as better than the rest of the EU not realising that people saw them as monkeys throwing shit at each other.

I guess it's better than indulging in genocide.

Jan Böhmermann always pushes the thumb in a sore wound, showing us exactly what is wrong. And at the same time it hurts. 😢😅

@@c.krueger9530 ... more like showing us exactly where he is wrong. He's more like a leftist Tucker Carlson, full of himself, only palpable to a target group that gets their news from TikTok, Instagram and Reddit, with a politically inept writer's room who feels superior because they get their news from Twitter.

Aldi version? Böhmi und Ehring sind keine Billigversion von John Oliver.🤦🏻‍♀️

I recommend searching for the title "Oettinger Talking English - Worse than Westerwave" 😁... Only problem: the version I found has no subtitles - which would be sorely needed, for the first 30 seconds of German as well as the rest 😄...

lol

ja die waren aber schrecklich

The British parliament actually has a sizeable number of parties, not the least due to regional parties. But the FPTP system in the individual constituencies makes for the fact that basically, each constituency comes down to a race between the two most important parties in that constituency, as any vote for someone without a chance of winning is basically throwing the vote away. The tragic consequence is that you don't even need support from the larger part of the electorate as such - you can get a seat n parliament even when two thirds of the electorate voted for someone else, as long as their votes are divided so as to not give anyone more votes. And that holds true not just on the level of the individual constituency, but also nation-wide. The Tories got a large parliamentary majority while having just over a third of the popular vote at times. CGP Grey made a good video a few years ago how the British electoral system removes the outcome of elections from the actual will of the electorate dramatically on the occasion of an election 8 years ago.

> Nice to see that the heute-show is being enjoyed in England. I know, it's probably just a small mistake, or meant to be a joke, but: Given his Scottish accent, that statement is kind of like saying "Nice to see that the heute-show is being enjoyed in Prussia.", if he was Bavarian.

That’s sadly a misconception spread by far right wing media financed by Russia.

@@scifino1we Scottish are used to being called English … the way the UK political system is constructed is understandably confusing for foreigners.

Yeah, we should surrender our sovereignty for no gain. You Germans are quickly learning to hate the EU as much as we do.

This sounds to me like "bring pretty girls in short clothes to the parliament", more people would watch and would be better informed.

@@Delibro if the pretty girls would actually talk about politics and make laws, then sure why not

@@faketheo3432 Well yea, half true. Some more people would watch indeed, but many would only watch girls and don't get any syllable of politics.

I think the 'entertainment' aspect of British politics was a major contributory factor with Brexit - For many it was only to do with an enjoyable feeling; was quite trivial and had nothing to do with reality

@@mossfitz I don't quite understand how more combative and consequently more entertaining debates can be connected to Brexit.

It is a perfect example for what happens if people make decisions who are not familiar with complex political issues. I am a democrat but some decisions are for experts. Coming from Germany I am happy that by this experience not many people talk about Germany leaving the EU any more. Or as we say: "Nobody is useless, he can still serve as a bad example". Which is so sad because I love the UK and have some friends there who have unnecessary problems.

Darf ich auf etwas hinweisen. HOLE ist wie Ein Loch in Englisch. WHOLE ist wie ganz…..zum Beispiel…die ganze Zeit. Ich bin Brit aber dein Englisch ist besser als mein Deutsch. Viele Grüße aus England.

@@jackkruese4258 danke für den Hinweis das war die Autokorrektur. Habe es schon korrigiert 😅 Ja ich mache "Learning by doing" und schaue Filme in Englisch oder lese Bücher/Texte in Englisch zum lernen.

@@UlliStein same here in Germany.. people making decisions and talking about things which they have not the smallest idea of. And this will have serious consequences for all of us (New energy law and ban of combuston engines in the future for example) The stupidity of few threatens the life of all, thats one danger of democracy. But its the best we have. People in Germany know that the Brexit was not the decision of the most Brits. Hopefully our all future will not bring more problems because of that

@@Enwaiyre Danke für deine Antwort. Ich liebe ihre Sprache und habe versucht seit 4 Jahre es zu lernen.

that was a whole different generation of politicians. when you could still tell the parties apart and could tell which party was which. and, no, not related to Herbert

Das Meer ist trüb die Luft ist rein Franz Joseph muss ertrunken sein.

😂😂

it is out of this world 😂

It's maybe not the yellow from the egg, but he's surely giving his best

remember he is able to speak very good english 🤣

@@Jonas-tf3im he speaks english very well, but no net so schnell