reading the WATTPAD FANFICTION I wrote when I was 12 because I embrace cringe 

Rate my acting abilities out of 10 🙏 (the abs are very real) Edit: for people who are new here I don’t care what pronouns others use for me, go wild, play spin the wheel with it or something it’s funny to imagine 😭😭

cannot believe faline invented literature when he was 12

THE FACT THAT HE TOOK THE TIME TO ACT OUT THE STORIES 😭😭😭

What’s weird is that this is actually one of the higher quality creepypasta fanfictions I’ve seen

I came here for cringe, got some genuine comedy. This is some quality writing for a 12 year old.

12 year old faline after writing a better story than 90% of wattpad writers today

>Gets Bachelor’s Degree in Pyschology >Gets job as a barista. >Gets job as a fashion designer at the same time >Doesn’t get a job as a psychologist >Turns 17 >Refuses to Elaborate Faline, Truly a master of story telling.

BOTH THE CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS OF SHAGUA AND CHRIS BEING AUTISM TRAITS LISTED OUT *UNINTENTIONALLY* (TO THE DOT) IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER EXPERIENCED I CANT-

Why do I want to see Faline read the rest of the Creepypasta fanfiction- 💀

Faline writing an lgbtq fan fiction when 12, WHAT A KING

“if burrito runs out, turn into a cannibal” got me crying💀

'I'm your local barista' Faline: yeah like 5 minutes later 'I'm a barista' Faline: *FLABBERGASTED*

"The bushes have evolved." is by far my fav line of this whole thing lmfao 😭

SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE BEEF WITH JUSTIN BIEBER FOR NO REASON AT ALL AT 12 💀

I swear Lina is the only sane person that has working braincells out of all these characters

15:03 LMAO??? 😭 I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT???

I couldn't stop cracking up, this fanfiction is comedy gold (even if 50% unintentionally), how does a 12 year old have a better understanding of humor on his "not-like-other-girls" phase than some actual comedians out there

“The bushes have evolved” she should seriously consider becoming a director with those lines, or an actor! 👏💀

once again, faline has proved that he's capable of anything- from cooking, to cutting hair, to writing. what can't he do?

Faline deserves a grammy award for the significant acting skills. it should be written down in history books.

“We have food, water and shelter” “You mean half a burrito, sweat and an umbrella”😂 The way you speak and write is something I admire, also your sense of humor❤

The writing Faline San brings to us through her great usage of pathos,logos, rhetorical choice, diction so on so forth is a testament to her expertise as an avid writer. It truly does show us the difference between the talent of a A+ college student and us meagerly mortals. I love her so much her writing inspires me so much. It is a true inspiration to our generation, she will save us from all garbage writing. The greatest writer of all Faline San

The fact that Faline had the energy and time to act out ALL the characters- dedication

13:53 ive never seen someone use "hoo haa" to represent that lol

They way faline instantly loved lina the second she reads about her 😭🙏

Not only is Faline an actor but they were also a poet when they were 12. Be more like Faline guys 😔✊

PLEEEEEEEASSE CO TINUE READING THE CREEPYPASTA ONE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE ONE OF THESE

4:34 I CHOKED ON MY TEA AND LAUGHED

12 years old Faline is a genius comedy writer tbh

The absolute balls that Faline has to read his own fanfic for us

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Faline can do a cartwheel flawlessly?

If you take the sentence, “if burrito runs out, turn into a cannibal.” Out of context it is the funniest thing I would have ever heard.

Faline went through all the cringy phases 💀

“I dyed my hair beige olive to match my complection, so now I look really BALD” I lost it with this. Best line ever 🤣

Creepypasta fanfic is far less cringey than a lot of other fandoms out there. You came out alright.

4:45 LMAO WHY DID THIS HAVE ME DYING THE FIRST FEW TIMES I REWINDED IT 😭😭😭 IT’S JUST THE “SWEATING” MOTION FOR ME LMAO😭😭😭😭

The acting was incredible and really enhanced the experience, Faline is a master at his craft truly

Not even five minutes into the video and I'm already laughing so hard, Faline is too good of a content creator-

I love the way he said “Stiches” 5:09

“I shat my pants and wet the bed” -Faline 2023

Not me trying so hard not to laugh at faline’s talented acting and writing/poetry skills 💀 Edit : they’re poifect

4:08 I'M CRYING THE WAY HE JUMPED _I genuinely don't know whether this is a crackfic or not, young Faline was hilarious ngl 💀_

I physically NEED to see a continuation of the creepypasta story or I will explode.

6:16 me when i get into another fandom:

I came in expecting a bit of cringe, only to find my exact sense of humor. I’d honestly like to read more about the adventures of Lina and Shagwa, as narrated by Shagwa because her neurodivergent swagger is everything to me. There are “not like other girls”, and then there are “ACTUALLY not like other girls” (in an autistic way where you’re not even trying to be quirky, and you just end up seeming unhinged), and Shagwa is the latter. I love her.

Okay but why is some of her writing actually really witty and charming. If I found them I would read the hell outta these.

WHY DID JUSTIN BEIBER SCARE ME

PLEASE FALINE, make more fanfic videos, I’m so intrigued! I love the little Fal series sm

We all tried to write a wattpad story when we were in middle school thinking it would become world famous didn't we? *cries in 4 languages*

How does Faline build up the nerve to look at the things she did when she was younger? (Very impressed and concerned at the same time

Can we talk about how how faline wrote all the chapters of the creepypasta one within minutes of each other?? Like that’s dedication

please make the next one 'finishing the fanfictions i started when i was 12' 😭

Petition to make faline read the rest of these stories

The fact that 12 year old Faline named his character “idiot” in Chinese makes me 100% happier. Also,your new pronoun to me is waffle. Edit:Okay but I am not transphobic. I know Faline prefers He/him pronouns and I perfectly respect him for it! If I offended anyone,sorry. I just saw the pinned comment and wanted to make a quick joke. Again,i’m sorry.

“at least not physically” …..”HÆH?!”

10:44 *smirks in natural ginger*

the amount of will to verbally express your 12 year old fanfic is honestly insane. I SPELT AMOUNT WRONG JESUS NO KILL ME IN JERUSALEM IM DONE

Let’s have a moment of silence for Faline, who has exposed his dark past and possibly scarred himself for our entertainment

"I dont bully people if youre wondering, At least not physically" -the character that i forgot the name of

"Looses control when is confused wow shagwa sounds a little neurodivergent" got me (Im autisic)

12 year old you was actually a very talented writer for their age, a few of the jokes actually made me laugh with that first story. Wish I was that good at writing at that age

10:14 faline was so talented as a kid, he wrote sephiroth into his fanfiction

The fact that the first story sounds like a dramatic elaboration of me and my best friend interacting is scaring me but also earns my respect in the same time

"OMGGG KEEP YOUR NACHOS CALM LADYYY 🗣️🔥"

I loved the Chris and Jason story. Why did I want it to be like a movie help. Just imagine Faline doing a movie about these two 😂 it’s just too wholesome and weird so nice.

i'm actually so interested in Chris and Jason now,, i need to know what happens. do they fall in love? do they hate each other? is it both? now i'm tempted to write my own fanfic about those two edit: well it's been revealed that Faline's favourite relationship dynamic is antisocial barista x egotistical jock i guess

He should get an oscar for his acting 😭

No but why are these entertaining as hell 😭 I hope you read more of them.

When I was 13, I wrote a story, a whole novel actually, about a crew of asteroid miners who end up getting getting mixed up in a conspiracy to because some of the crew were selling some of the materials they were mining to "Africa." I remember being disappointed in the book because I went of track and it was supposed to be about aliens but I somewhere along the way go lost. But now at 20 I found the book, read it, and liked it so much I'm writing it again with proper spelling, punctuation and a story that makes sense and I plan to actually publish it to wattpad. Turns out most of my preteen and early teenage ideas for books weren't actually too bad, I just wasn't smart enough to write them.

Petition for Faline to continue writing more fanfictions and stories Bro is on Shakespeare level

im actually invested in the 2nd story now 😭😭

5:22 i laughed at this and idk why

"THE BUSHES HAS EVOLVED. MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED." somehow this is funnier than anything ive ever heard im literally dying 😭😭

the first story is unironically good. like, i genuinely laughed. you were good writer. edit: ok the second one is simply hilarious

The "unless flirting to walls or chatting with soil counts" was actually funny tho-

my mouth dropped in the romance story when I realized they were gay, I was expecting some random girl with a boy, now i want to read a book about the two boys whose names I can't remember...

Faline's acting was so good it made my thighs clap so hard It flew and star's the new euphoria season from the motivation of listening to this masterpiece.

As a twelve year old who writes fanfic this is too relatable

i need more chapters on the last one, your acting skills are infinity/10

When he said "I NEVER let my natural hair color show" The first thing that came out of my mouth was "um.. I think he's gonna let his natural hair color show guys." NO BC EVERY TIME IT'S CALLED OUT LIKE THAT THE OPPOSITE ALWAYS HAPPENS

how are your writing skills so good at 12,if i wrote this at 12 i wouldn’t be a failure for my parents

Really your recreation of the fanfics are gold. I blame you for this abdominal pain that I got from trying to hold back my laughter so as not to wake up my sister.

Look I really need a part two on this because now I am super invested in all these stories and your acting is top-notch Please do a part two

This is somehow unexpectedly not cringe and entertaining to me-i neeed more since you act so good with characters and make it more easier to acutally imagine

Good at cosplaying, acting AND writing? This man is insane!

Genuinely love how all of us former fanfic writers have said their character loses control but never specified what that meant

the line about doing the hoo haa with 90 sounds like i joke i, an aroace, would make

14:43 its giving daijoubu desho datte kimi yowai mo

Chris’s monologue sounds like a dating profile 💀

Honestly, Faline is a flawless actor + a literacy genius. This may seem like a joke, but this absolutely made my day, so I think you definitely deserve a bid round of applause, and a pay raise

5:29 I AM IN A HOUSE ON MY PHONE AT LIKE 11: AM AND IM TRYING TO NOT LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT THIS OMG

The fact that Faline has better acting skills than I can do reading a whole entire ass text in front of a camera.

7:00 i like how she trembles like she's possessed

the acting is top-notch omfgSHDJDKCJDNJSL

i swear all of us who had a young creepypasta phase have a similar sense of humor, and i love it 😭

i would become friends w/ the 12 year old faline when i was a child. i used to write fanfics based on katy perry songs. dedicatedly. i remember writing a little vignette where 3 besties who all were very sexy and beautiful, lived in california. they often went to beaches with their 'shared' dog, Nasen. (idfk what the name means). however, one of the girls, Linda, fell ill to a disease which could only be cured by an unknown elixir. linda suffered the curse that every guy she dated cheated on her, in the worst ways. i wrote 6 chapters more, where they did adventures and finally found out that the mystery elixir was the another bestie, Sasha's... breast...produce... uh so anyway the 3rd bestie, Nalie, gets really happy and brings one of those red paper cups to the beach, and Linda, well, does that. and is cured, realising that she wants to date Sasha. they all look at the sunset happily. the end. [INSPIRED BY CALIFORNIA GIRLS- KATY PERRY.]

13:30 S-S-S-Sans? Is that you senpai?/?

PLEASE MORE OF THESE I WAS SO SHOCKED WHEN YOU ENDED THE FIRST ONE LIKE THAT BRO BRING IT BACK XDXDXD

Why is Faline, like a comedian that brightens my day???

Lets take a moments to appreciate the CARTWHEEL 12:47