reading the EDGY WATTPAD POEMS I wrote in high school because I don’t fear cringe

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Wattpad is a free online platform that allows people to read and publish original stories. The founders Allen Lau and Ivan Yuen say that the platform aims to create social communities around stories and remove the barriers between readers and writers.
It's also a place where the cringe is sucked out of my body and evaporated into thin air because I embrace it. Cringe culture is GONE I ATE IT. Hope you all enjoy this episode of younger Fal's literature shenanigans for your dose of #entertainment and would you look at that I actually followed my upload schedule for once (praise me)
yours truly,
Faline Sanspeare

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@Faline_San Год назад

Faline Sanspeare 🪶

@ronjariedl9362 Год назад

100%

@yamokoz3041 Год назад

Yes

@uzzalhossain171 Год назад

Yep

@Mazzimo5211 Год назад

Yes 100%

@helloworld6209 Год назад

Yes

@plamsy Год назад

Faline invented literature at 12 and poetry at 13. And i love this

@siddarthgobinathanmoe9368 Год назад

I think it’s because in Malaysia u stat learning literature and poem sh1t when your 13, so u gotta get used to that so u don’t fall back in class

@micheIIea Год назад

@@siddarthgobinathanmoe9368 i already learned about poems and literature at 9 in my school 😭😭

@ArielleIce Год назад

@@micheIIeaum i learnt at 3rd grade-

@micheIIea Год назад

@@ArielleIce oh, thats sad man 💀

@Paper-Prince 11 месяцев назад

I THOUGHT THAT SAID POVERTY 💀

@music_lover3641 Год назад

For you Faline: Am I Balding? Because when I lift my bangs I see My hairline is receding Where thick, dark, tangled hair Used to be Is nothingness A bald spot Am I balding? Because each day I feel my head is slowly stripping itself Like a wh0re In a strip club I feel violated When people see my hairline Is it true? Am I balding?

@taiganb3463 Год назад

Holy sh Underrated af

@mintminttsontson Год назад

second best poet after faline sanspears

@nikitahichoii482 Год назад

Probably, you should consult an specialist

@tribaounidadedonstania Год назад

Sadly, perhaps.. 😢❤

@StairsDontLikeMari Год назад

Omg this is amazing XD

@char-grilledchicken5262 Год назад

YOUNG FALINE WAS TRYING TO MAKE THEIR VIEWERS THINK HE DIED IN THAT LAST POEM 😭😭

@StaybySKZ_Luvs Год назад

Faline writing vent poems as a grocery list is my new favourite thing 💀

@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 Год назад

Grocery list vent posts should be a new genre of vent posts

@BambiXoxo7 Год назад

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 yea

@gyuhasbetterhairthenyou Год назад

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 yes

@StaybySKZ_Luvs Год назад

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 they evolved

@kaailii_ Год назад

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 yess

@reikolikescats Год назад

Everytime fal says "for legal reasons I don't know where you are" I feel like he knows where I am

@Faline_San Год назад

Shhhhh

@reikolikescats Год назад

@@Faline_San is that a threat 😧

@silliestman Год назад

@@Faline_San 🤨

@calamityheh Год назад

@@Faline_San 🤨🤨🤨

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Год назад

He's secretly watching us and tracking our every move.

@obviousleaf Год назад

i swear we all went through the most soul crushing times from ages 11-13 but our child brains couldn't comprehend the horrors so we just kinda dealt with it

@Hi-ll5dg Месяц назад

so true i think i just kind of went along with it and didnt realize that i should have been dying

@EvaWhoDraws Год назад

That first poems backstory sounds a lot like Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD) which is common in us ADHDers!! It’s crazy stuff, I’ve experienced it many times and every time it hits like a bus and then when I’m over it I’m like damn that was so over dramatic

@bushral.tasneem5464 Год назад

I was wondering why I saw myself in that, even though everything is fine rn lol

@TwoChuukasa Год назад

I never knew Faline invented poetry 😮😮😮😮

@littlebitofeverything7874 Год назад

Shakespeare learned from the best

@watermelonsugar8261 Год назад

@@littlebitofeverything7874 fr

@itsjustjillian.7 11 месяцев назад

@@littlebitofeverything7874 fr like shes the most amazing person

@juja9579 10 месяцев назад

@@littlebitofeverything7874sad

@eraxerao Год назад

She isn’t just a edgy poet, she is a grocery shopper going through Santa list🙆🏻‍♀️💅🏻

@BambiXoxo7 Год назад

LMAO

@preti1992 Год назад

Btw he uses she/he but he prefers he now

@eraxerao Год назад

@@preti1992 sorry about that

@preti1992 Год назад

@@eraxerao its fine lol u didnt no

@eraxerao Год назад

@@preti1992 thank you 🙏

@shahadathossain8731 Год назад

This reminds me of the time I wrote ✨Gay✨and ✨Depressing ✨ stories in those diary apps cause I was too shy to even write it in wattpad.

@TheOFFICALArTemis Месяц назад

Don’t be shy Share the ✨ tEa ✨

@kahlan5187 Год назад

9:14 The NPC movements on fleek 👹👌🏽✨

@lynnchua4294 Год назад

Faline is back as a wattpad poet

@spongesss 9 месяцев назад

how come you have 1.8k likes but no replies in a span of 5 months..

@qiuandyun8244 9 месяцев назад

@@spongesssFOR REALLLL

@just_leave_me_alone 5 месяцев назад

omfg I was the 2000th like

@nittynotkitty Год назад

Faline wearing glasses while also having contacts on is the most relatable thing ever

@KajuKajuKatli Год назад

The Cold poem made me think of "Hello, I am under the water, please help me" and honestly, that was beautiful Vent poems and fics are GREAT because you can grow older and look back at yourself and see the terrible way you coped. Like, props for you for surviving those hardships, 13yo me!! but maybe don't be too cringe about your traumas lol :( Also beautiful work Faline, you are truly one of the greats

@Personnnnnn611 Год назад

“Numbing pains will soon pass A bright new day will come fast But when that day finally ends The cycle repeats itself again” That kinda hit hard bro

@eurydicex.x Год назад

From painting to poetry, to baking, and to other incredible art forms, Faline just keeps proving that they are better than any other person sent down to this planet.

@jihad1251 Год назад

His description further backs this up

@adorzai Год назад

what can’t this man do

@1_Yun7 Год назад

@@adorzaihe can’t spell trash

@immortous971 Год назад

We know Faline's not pregnant but he never fails to ✨✨deliver✨✨.

@Waeng_ Год назад

STOP WHAT ☠️☠️☠️

@n.n5575 Год назад

WHAT😭

@Pineconeong Год назад

That is the most unique compliment I have ever read, what the hell

@jastro. Год назад

@@Pineconeong FR

@qquwrof_.37564 Год назад

STOP I SAW THE EXACT SAME COMMENT ON KOOLEEN'S VIDEO-

@iguessimhere2632 Год назад

I literally relate to this so much in the sense that I was EXACTLY this edgy and cringe

@Cokroche Год назад

4:08 “Here’s the shopping list!” The shopping list: -numbing pain -insomnia -bright new day -regret

@Oneinakrillion325 8 месяцев назад

Walmarts out of bright new day, what’s a good replacement

@Lunar_rain.. 7 месяцев назад

@@Oneinakrillion325maybe dark old year? That could work

@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial Год назад

“I wasn’t just a poet, no no no, I was an edgy poet.” -Faline San, 2023

@rindomness Год назад

All poets are edgy tho

@elbajeroT2 Год назад

the edgiest poet

@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial Год назад

@@rindomness Lol you’re right

@koiifsh Год назад

faline in a suit acting out all his old poems is giving me life

@ritapizza821 Год назад

same

@Tuggy_Bee Год назад

Why is this so funny 😂 “ i feel like im white huh no what huh” 2:20

@mona_drawzz Год назад

Faline came back as a edgy wattpad poet and left no crumbs😭

@That.mellowfellow Год назад

Wattpad poems never cease to make me laugh

@tonytheweeb1963 Год назад

whenever faline uploads these wattpad stories, we can all suffer together. remembering our own cringe days on there too 😭😭

@intothekpopmultiverse Год назад

oh ew childhood was so weird

@yaradoom7605 Год назад

i mean cringe doesn't just mean edgy i remember trying to act like shinobu in my head because i thought that would lead to a better personality somehow 😃😃😃

@vernowietsch Год назад

Extremely infuriated that she didnt go for "I feel like I'm about to DROWN", which would've fit perfectly within the context of being underwater AND it rhymes with the previous line "calm DOWN". My brain fully expected it because it was the obvious choice and set up perfectly, and then she said "DIE".

@konekosayno1166 Год назад

Honestly, when Faline San acts out his poems, it looks likes he's having a seizure especially 11:32.

@pasta-yori Год назад

the “Faline San Wattpad Era” sequel we needed, but probably didn’t deserve Thanks Faline for giving us some of the edginess we were fed since we became teens 🍝

@Mikari_Monik Год назад

Your wattpad poems are more interesting and dramatic than my entire life

@elluminaria Год назад

Faline was a poet at 13 and invents words now. Amazing accomplishments. also the way he acts the poems out in the background is amazing 😆

@inzane101room Год назад

The sped up cutscenes of Faline acting out the stupid stuff he’s reacting to will never fail to send me

@sophiaisabelle0227 Год назад

Faline never fails to entertain us on days like this. She's beyond talented even when it comes to writing.

@lemon2524 Год назад

Finally the pink amongus character pfp has been changed.

@2cute4foryouu Год назад

Hes*

@berrysnowyboy5251 Год назад

Er... I think he goes by he/they (I made a similar mistake) from what some of the comments have shared

@underthesha Год назад

Faline is the definite version of why english is my favourite subject. It teaches me to express my unfunny dad jokes and humor through literature 😔

@danielbryan7273 Год назад

From one ADHD guy to another, you’re not the only one who tends to make bad memories seem worse than what actually happened. I only discovered that recently after a psychic evaluation.

@claragemheart581 Год назад

Thats ADHD? God damn it :’)

@danielbryan7273 Год назад

@@claragemheart581 I don't think ADHD itself causes this, but it does play a factor in overthinking. However, it does not mean people who overthink have ADHD. It just means ADHD people have a different way of thinking compared to the ordinary individual. Sometimes for better or for worse, but it's that mind that allows us to strive and stand out.

@E34Li Год назад

Isn’t fal a girl.? (That goes by she/her pronouns maybe they use any idk)

@eliasthegreatandpowerful Год назад

@@E34Li he uses he/she/they prns but prefers he/him and probably being referred to more masculine-ly (guy, man etc)

@iloveyoualwaysgirlypop Месяц назад

“extra virgin olive oil” 10:37 FALINE ISTG IF THAT WAS IN PURPOSE

@chelsung1458 Год назад

Ah yes, the iconic faline is back with her iNTeresTIng wattpad poems. We shall worship her as our master of poems.

@Pawnnnnn Год назад

He is truly the deepest poet

@shriyamandalapu2552 Год назад

was that a two set reference???

@Otohina_ Год назад

is that... a twoset reference!?

@shriyamandalapu2552 Год назад

@@Otohina_ asking the real questions out here 😔✋

@maeden-st7pv Год назад

third person asking whether this is an intentional TwoSet reference…🤔

@agentorder4604 Год назад

Faline acting her poems all dripped out in black and white has me rolling on the floor dying /p

@iitzaxraa Год назад

No one's talking about Faline's amazing acting skills? They're so good and made the poems 10x better.

@dari2409 Год назад

That little squirm faline did when they cringed at their old artwork was so relatable i thought I was the only one who did that 😭

@JasperB1tes Год назад

“AM I BALDING…?” “I need to make a poem about this 😔🤚”

@krystalbrizuela2123 Год назад

something tells me that giggling while yelling “BARS🗣️💯” is not what 13 year old faline had imagined when writing these

@amejicano123 Год назад

The "I didn't throw up my lunch" part kinda ate ngl 🤌🏼🤌🏼

@-FAER1E_CVRE- Год назад

Fr 👌

@welovehanjisung Год назад

Fal is so relatable,I love him. I am actually in that case with my "friends" who they keep me in the group just to make fun of me and fal is actually giving me courage to move on,keep making amazing videos we love you

@bushral.tasneem5464 Год назад

Hope things get better

@bubbleswashere. Год назад

Faline should write a wattpad story with our ideas ngl I’d love a shrek x Cinderella story

@kangel.x Год назад

Thank you for feeding me content today sir, my siblings are making me go feral and i thought i’d lost my sanity if it wasn’t for your videos 🥰

@Randomf__ Год назад

1:00 for the ones who are searching, this anime is callled zombieland saga

@R3J3CT3D_BYG0D Год назад

10:11 when I tell my soul left my body- my nickname is olive oil and whenever someone says it I instantly get confused asf 😭

@isawgregoryinthesky6938 Год назад

4:44 at least you got invited to the school group chat 😭

@dressiestsphinxsebastian125 Год назад

We have a sequel! I’ve watched the first one religiously because anytime at work when I felt bad, I just needed to listen to the line “The bushes have evolved” and “So I dumped her and went on to graduate university at an early age with a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology. I was 16 at the time, now I’m 17” and I’d lose it 😂😂

@junehazel7946 Год назад

"If you can't see a future in hapiness, atleast see a future in being hot." -Faline San, 2023

@KrystalSnow26 Год назад

I am sorry but I found this so relatable at 8:21 ...It happens with me all day. That's why I try to avoid going outside of my house so that I don't overthink on the minor things that affects me so badly which is so normal for others but I waste all my day thinking about it 😢 And I AM SIXTEEN!!!!!! I don't know when I'll grow up... I hope soon I become more like a chill person 😌

@nymphea5124 Год назад

I wrote a poem inspired by this video- Happiness is so easily lost, Anger so easily claimed. One moment I am lying in my bed, The other trying to dig a hole in the field. People enter your lives without consent; You must get rid of them all. For you didn’t insist on them being here. Live your life and take other’s is necessary. For your happiness is there to live for and revenge is too. Omg this is so bad I wrote this one a few months ago and I hope I can make up for what I wrote earlier 🌝 If we stopped making shadows, If we stopped giving a piece of us to others, Would we be more ourselves Or nothing at all?

@karimsabrin1333 Год назад

This is really beautiful ❤

@N3n3_Yashir0 Год назад

Okay yeah ur right- This is terrible 💀

@Kazuki_0 Год назад

@@N3n3_Yashir0 it's not that bad, i think that Insomnia Numbing pain Bright new day Regret Is worse

@watchingandvibing Год назад

As someone who somehow wound up taking literature randomly i am utterly amazed at this display NGL and not in a bad way it's just hilarious i love this especially the acting 😭😭😭😂😂😂 i feel like i could do poem analysis on these for fun

@emiliajimenez6288 Год назад

I love how Faline embraces cringe! So inspirational.

@clary6511 Год назад

dude if I had read those depressing poems of yours and the last one was called too late I’d literally think you killed yourself I mean TOO LATE?!?! that’s what a person with no hope left sounds like

@onlythesun72 Год назад

Same?!?!?

@electroneurons Год назад

Faline is truly the matchless poet

@Aloeveraexe Год назад

As someone who has literature as a main subject, I would prefer to analyse these masterpieces over all the "classic stuff" we have to read. 😢/j nothing compares to that- it truly deserves an award.😔✨

@Mayarmageddon Год назад

12:02 o-o-open up pandora's box, 'bout to put the world in shock

@felix.mp3639 Год назад

The acting just brings the whole sadness of the poem together 😪😪. Faline never fails to bring out the talent

@Andiswa_Sidwaba Год назад

Yay more wattpad stories! :D

@Yourdailydoseofsarcasm Год назад

Not only is Faline the second coming of Shakespeare when it comes to writing, he is also Leonardo Decaprio when it comes to acting those poems out... truly talented.

@zokiis5122 Год назад

Faline rlly opening up my unprocessed trauma of my own cringy past where I was also a sensitive and dramatic self hater 😩

@theyluv..nat14 Год назад

I love how your subscribed to yourself ( 5:35 )

@lananhvungoc5886 Год назад

It is so crazy that I can relate to every poem that you wrote ( the main idea of each one). Some lines are extremely similar to my thoughts, so I don't think you are the only one who wrote those lines, but for me, I cherish those feelings because I feel them very strongly ( to be fair, I never thought it would cringe) 😅

@chrylemonblossoms9000 Год назад

4:55 I literally can not speak on gc they scare the hell out of me. It’s a group conversation but what you say just stays there as if what you said kept awkwardly echoing in akward silence. 😂 why was that so poetic

@nakisprings_ Год назад

2:49 It’s giving Cavetown 😭 (ifykyk)

@Mia_AnimateZ Год назад

5:45 I died at this part-

@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats 9 месяцев назад

"𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀?! " 👹

@thebestlightner Год назад

Faline's sanity gets worse and worse with every video he uploads 💀

@ImFineR34lly Год назад

why am I actually getting invested in these stories lmao ples dont end this amazing series 😂😂

@suzanneclover13 Год назад

faline being an emo poet is what is going to get me through 2023

@tasbae-9690 Год назад

STOP ITS 1 AM FALINE AND THE SUPRISE PUNCH SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME CAUSE IM WEARING HEADPHONES

@yummi-anything Год назад

I’m sorry but why is nobody talking about faline’s acting skills 😂

@locketsammy Год назад

i will not lie, the sentences made me cringe so bad but i was also dying laughing because of faline's acting in the background as she recited the poems

@geoguessrplayer1 Год назад

We love Faline sharing her grocery list poems

@zekeyily Год назад

I LVOE THESE SM

@pujaswami3459 Год назад

Faline's humor is just PERFECT!

@raah1_ Год назад

Falines acting in this video is immaculate

@IneedahugNOW_ 9 месяцев назад

LEMME JUST. "Your elegance and grace life is like a deck of cards, and you're the ace!"

@emilygrace1728 Год назад

4:13 grocery list? you mean daily to-do list

@gumdrop_gaming2076 Год назад

I love how it feels like we are Faline’s Therapist, trying to piece together where she went wrong in life like a crime.

@MoonlightStudios_ Год назад

10:26 NOT FALINE WITH A LITTERAL OLIVE OIL BOTTLE BESIDE HER I CANT STOP WHEEZING

@causeimbetter Год назад

LOVE THESE WATTPAD VIDS!! PLEASE MAKE MORE LMAOO

@Nov-Alle Год назад

Gotta love Faline for entertaining us with everything and even wattpad vent poems

@STRQWBRII Год назад

Faline is one of those RU-vidrs who make me laugh out loud and roll on the floor because of how much I am laughing

@aggressivespidermonkey Год назад

"if you can't see a future in happiness at least see a future... in being hot" wisest words to ever be spoken thank you faline 😌

@reisupasilly Год назад

“For legal reasons, *I don’t know where you live* 🥰” For some reason that is so funny and random that I malfunctioned and began rolling on the ground laughing hysterically.

@justjames4 Год назад

After failing to avoid your surprise punches during your outros multiple times in the past, I'm always on guard during your outros. It'll take more than a fake-out hug to surprise punch me! Anyway, great video as usual, with your good humor and all. Similarly to your previous Wattpad video, you acting out the poems is an entertaining detail.

@Bandages_catenthusiast Год назад

I had a thing for poems when i had a project with my classmates and i was the leader we were supposed to make a poem for the ocean and i still rememeber it so here: As blue as the ocean Nothing else i see The waves of peace Strikinv in my feet Nothing else but calmness Is all that i feel As blue as my heart I can it see it still Tides in ky way Everything is gone When i look at you i just feel like a pawn Waves wandering the earth More to explore Riding in boats Swimming across rodes Nothing is more to see Than your tides of hope. They literally called me a poet but this was a banger to my class even my teacher limed it