Reading Your Darkest Confessions - Eboys Podcast #30 

"You can't 'shotgun' a human." I'm sure the one murderer watching this would disagree.

“The clocks did the thing” Yes James, yes they did.

There’s finally more eboys podcast videos than actual eboys videos

wow when the podcast first started i really didn’t expect it to make it to 10 episodes let alone 30

I fuckin love how they were like "if we say the rabbit girl's full name her friend will know" as if someone who'd been in that exact incredibly specific scenario and knew that their friend also likes the E-Boys wouldn't immediately know. like how many people have left a friend that was slightly afraid of rabbits in charge of their rabbit for 5 days only to come back to an "escaped" rabbit?

the eboys: “we post 4 hours early on spotify” also the eboys: post it a day later on yt

Lads, I’m a Deliveroo driver and I can assure you the reason the drinks spill is because the bastard restaurants never do anything to secure the drink, obviously when on a motorbike we can’t stop the food moving completely but if the drinks are double sealed (with two lids etc) it helps massively, also if your drinks are spilled or food is missing please just complain to the restaurant we only take it from one place to another x

Episode 29: We should buy an island Episode 30: We should buy a shed

Tame confessions: these are so shit, nobody cares Actually bad ones: WTF is wrong with our audience Boys you asked for this shit

Will looking into the camera and saying “look after your dad” was the saddest part of this podcast 😂

Let’s go I get to watch 4 grown men waffle for an hour.

personal confession because i can lol and i find it hilarious: My girlfriend and i were getting spicy when she picked me up and tossed me on the bed. She forgot i’m a 5’4 134 lb girl and i bounced off, hit my head, and got knocked out, i woke up to her crying over because she thought she killed me

Fun fact someone watching this has broken the Geneva Convention.

Will: "is it wrong to be a furry?" George: "Yes" James: "It's not wrong to be a furry" George: "it is"

NOT MY CONFESSION: One time, when I was walking my dog, I saw my year 8 bully and he came over to me and started calling me names and then he kicked my dog. So the next day, I put a post on my Instagram story saying that my dog had died, to make him feel guilty about kicking my dog. His mum made him deliver a sorry letter in person to me, when he knocked on my door I opened it and my dog who was supposed to be dead, came running out, right in front of him.

The fact there is an eboys upload is actually disturbing. Haven’t had one of them in a minute:

Im going to pretend like i wrote that summer camp confession so i finally have a love story

with the sleeping with a teddy bear one, i am literally 19, at uni with an alcohol problem and i struggle to sleep without mine. gotta make sure it's comfortable during the day and sometimes i'll literally talk to the teddy.

“The clocks did the thing”-James “Time doesn’t exist anymore” -Alex

i love the way alex will something genuinely funny and laughs super loud but no one else laughs like bruh its just cracks me up sm

Will saying "look after your dad" into the camera, is a whole lot of mood

*THIS HAS RUINED MY NANDOS EXPERIENCE* is now one of my favourite quotes from the podcast

My darkest confession is that I like the eboys

Just a reminder about the fast food one. NEVER add things into an order that they didn't want because they were annoying. People have died because they asked for a food they were allergic to to be removed, the employee added it anyway and the person didn't realise and died. Not including stuff they wanted is harmless like putting 5 nuggets instead of 6 but do NOT add stuff that they didn't want

That oscar one was actually really sad i hope they see it and somehow speak to eachother again

dear maddie who pissed on the morrison's floor, i once pissed on the sainsbury's floor and because i panicked i stole my meal deal bc i ran out no worries happens to the best of us xxx

I almost hope that Zach sees this and he and Oscar see each other again...

Wow Alex's hair is growing out pretty fast its only been like 3 weeks

When they started talking about the hamster gassing I thought he was gonna forget about the hamster and then proceed to boot the hamster ball

The first one reminds me of one time at school we were learning about JFK and we watched the footage of the assassination and my friend burst out laughing when his head got shot, then immediately realised what she had done and was probably more shocked than the rest of us

my favourite podcast, featuring : sid the kid who rips toys heads off a tory a nonce and mr makers run away square !!

Feel like James has never done anything scandalous the way he was picking those confessions out at the start 😂😂

"You can't shotgun a human" Americans:"Hold my beer"

When Alex said "everyone's decked a kid at some point though" a boxing ad. came up and I nearly choke out laughing

ok did no one notice when Alex said "its been a long time since I've burned somebody" at 42:08

I think what George is missing about the Best friend getting with your crush thing is that while it's not cheating, it's a complete breach of trust. It's immoral in the way of trust. She knew her friend had a crush on him. Her friend trusted her with that information. Even with knowing that she still went and got with her Friend's crush. She hasn't told her friend because she KNOWS it would hurt her because she basically stabbed her in the back. It's like if Will told Alex that he liked Mia before they actually got together and then Alex went ahead with that information and hooked up with her. If a friend trusts you enough to tell you about their feelings for someone and you turn around and fuck the person they have feelings for you're a bad person. You KNOWINGLY did something that you know full heartedly would break your friend's heart.

Dude when will said ‘our audience are neeks’ are died. I’m literally doing homework while listening 😂

Thumbnail is me looking at the grades I got in my mock exams 😭

“Gotta keep it to yourself, toxic king 👑 ❤️ “

14:10 they said there’s at least one murderer watching well someone killed a rabbit I think we found the murderer 😂

randomly started listening to the pod again 😅 still hilarious 2 years later

So the team is under 21s. That doesn’t say what their actual ages are. Bit sinister and an abuse of power.

could we get a reunion podcast ... 🥺

Damn 30, they said it couldn't be done, big up my mans from Gloucestershire

Nutty News would have been the perfect spot for some April Fools Day pranks, and the podcast they post on the first has no nutty news smh.

Love how when George talks about his teacher tryina push him, he sounds like he's giving her the benefit of the doubt

this isn’t really mine but it’s my mums. it’s a really long story. she and my dad have been split up for 11 years but she said they have been on and off for the whole time without anyone knowing and she still loves him and she thought he did too. she had a feeling that he was seeing someone without telling her (he cheated on her 4 times so she is skeptical of him) and i said that i was going to look through his things when i stay at his house. i went through a drawer and found three pairs of lacy underwear, a pink toothbrush, a razor, dry shampoo (he’s bald so it’s obviously not his), and a “to my boyfriend” christmas card with a girl writing to him saying that she loves him and he needs to leave the other girl. so i took photos and showed my mum. since then she’s been spitting in his food when he comes over for dinner 3 times a week. it’s my birthday this sunday so she is waiting for that to be over to tell him that she knows. she’s not telling him about what she’s been doing to his food though.

Aw yes the Eboys my favorite group of Arkham asylum escapees!

@52:36 just after Alex said, "I feel like everyone has decked a kid at one point though, by accident." I got a religious ad. So I pose the question, Do you think Jesus ever decked a kid? I mean his dad doesn't have a very good track record.

I had a teacher in year 4 who really didnt like me and classed me a trouble child because i had learning difficulties - its crazy how vivide I remember this moment, most likely traumatised. My tooth came out in class and my mouth was filling with blood. I raised my hand and asked to go the bathroom the teacher refused so my mouth now full of blood just started spilling out onto my desk she then rolled her eyes at me and allowed me to leave to go to the bathroom. Teachers can be unjustly brutal.

i feel so bad for the dude who has to tell his dad about his mum and pete. poor lad's gonna be watching this and getting more confused by the second

It could be that Pete's actually involved in a 3 way with the dad and the mum.

Did I miss something with the Zach and Oscar confession because I've seen so many comments praising it and saying it's sad and they hope the two get together when Oscar literally went out of his way to break Zach and his girlfriend up as if that's an okay thing to do. Am I missing something or do people genuinely think that behaviour is fine?

James' smug demeanour when saying he had a Pusheen gave me so much serotonin :]

God that sex toy confession cracked me up lol 😂

This is the first podcast I’ve watched since no. 8, I’ve missed you guys ❤️

As a Morrisons worker, I cannot confirm people piss on the floor but can confirm people smear shit all over the bathrooms

Don't ever mess with someone's food by putting something else into it. U risk them being allergic to whatever u put into it

Damn, 30 episodes. Love to see it and great to see them still, can't wait to see them come back on the main channel. I love them

I reckon you can do this again lads. This was brilliant.

George repping the Fnatic headphones hell yeah! also great podcast as always

Some of Alex's quips that just go unnoticed are fucking hilarious 😂

the last two episodes has been brilliant

Jeeze I’m gonna miss you boys all together every week

I can’t believe we’ve got to 30 podcasts! Congratulations boys. I honestly thought you would of given up by now 😂😂

Me and James spending lock down the same way just binge random GOT clips xx

Brilliant podcast as always

rly glad this kept going very enjoyable

I can’t believe we are on podcast 30 I love these podcasts.

My favourite hour of the week is about to happen

I reckon you lot should do an advice podcast. Like helping out all your audience with their issues

I always look forward to these

Fun fact a high percentage of serial killers piss the bed until a late age so... james are you ok??

The best podcast x

Yay!!! Cheers to episode 30 🥰🥰😎

Highlight of my WEEK

best notification of the week

when you’re scared your one is gonna be there...

How do we know when your doing this again ? Love the vid guys 💙

Enjoying all ur podcast boys 👌

Love you guys

Ohhh shit this gon be sick

I'm glad I'm not the only one who falls down rabbit holes of binging clips of random shows I've never watched until I'm basically watching the show, but just in a weird way.

Yaaayyyy. the highlight of my week

I googled green shed to leave a review, but i got a place near me. I guess theres another shed with children in my area. Lovely

Alex said going to an internet cafe is a great place to go if you want to be groomed, discord is the modern version of that and you can be groomed from the comfort of your own home!

Please do this again!!!maybe 5 episodes later. I (and probably many others) were too late and have great stories!!!!

Was waiting for this. Looking forward to see some of your bs

POV: you lisend to this on Spotify before it came out

This is the only podcast I’ve seen Will actually happy to film

I love these guys just for breaking bad and them all for the laugh big up my g lads

Some of George’s comments really resonated with me today lol first time for everything I guess

them talking about people who complain in restaurants and will was like 'they're just the type of people you don't need in your life', this is literally my dad and his attitude is what causes 90% of our arguments, i just find it so rude and embarrassing 😐 unfortunately cannot just get rid of him

I never want these to end 😪

i was in year 8 and we were doing battle of the bands, basically a competition where every form class would form a band (some performing, some behind the scenes) and i was a singer. a part of it was taking ‘promo photos’ where we’d take photos of the band. my class was told by another class that we could go on these containers that are about 10 - 12ft tall to take the promo photos (i was 5′1 and terrified of heights). everyone apart from one girl in the band said they didn’t want to go on the containers, so me (being the people pleaser i am) volunteered to go on the container. we take a few photos and when it’s done, the other girl just sort of... jumps down? i KNEW i would not be doing that and i start to panic. everyone else in the band is trying to help me get down the way i got up, but i couldn’t get my feet in the right placing so i’m clinging to the side of this massive container, now hysterically crying. this is when people from classes nearby heard me sobbing (most the windows were open because it was summer) and a solid 3/4 of the people in my year group can see me. i remember someone literally coming out their classroom and laughing at me LMAO my music teacher comes out and gets the design technology teacher to get a ladder so i could get down and when i say he got a fuCKING SEVEN FOOT LADDER AND I HAD TO GET BACK ON THE CONTAINER TO GET DOWN?????? when i get down, the headteacher is there because word spreads FAST at schools and he’s having a go at me saying even if he wanted to get up he’d have to dO paPerWoRk like stfu jeff 🙄🙄🙄🙄 my music teacher deducts points from our class when we perform because the way the class worked affected the points so we came second place :(

i love the eboys podcasts

“You can’t shotgun a human” Well technically...

I made a fake friend with a Twitter and discord account because my real friends don’t talk to me, so i just talk to my ‘friend’ when my other friends are ignoring me or don’t want to talk to me (which is 99% of the time) so it looks like I’m not lonely and have friends that care about me

Alex’s laugh is absolutely adorable

Every episode is a new record for Alex