Rebel Moon Part 2 Review Ego NUKED Zack Snyder's Movie 

Your hair looks better. 👍

Also love your work!

Will you review the rest?

Is this a real film?

Thank you for your sacrifice.

It’s naturally gluten-free.

THIS. truth.

😂😂😂

He who controls the Grain, controls the Galaxy.

Ya they need grain fool so give it up

Plot twist: he has no friends. He sits alone in a room and edits the film until he stops crying. Then it's done.

They're the same "friends" that sent Johnny Somali to Israel in the hopes either the terrorists or the Israelis would get him. 🤷‍♂️

i think its weird that he has no self awareness.. like bro your "friends" are just yes men . No ones gonna disagree with the boss

Snyder, in an interview: "I am going to make a movie wth some friends o'ine" Snyder in the writing room: "CocaINE, codeINE, amphetamINE"

They are the editors of his 6 hour abominations so they make tons of money indulging this hack fraud lol

Red wedding ever heard?

Yes, he was trying to rip GoT and thought it was clever.

Hey, that's up to the 90s, Starship Troopers was still using physical props. Also not exactly toys, some of those things were enormous (main _Rodger Young_ model was 18 feet long and the main Star Destroyer was something like seven).

Wym. These spaceships look really good. Even better than the 90s. It just looks like something aliens would use. The CGI is good, it’s just the story that’s bad. Predictable too. Even the sword looks cool. Like what Jedi’s used to use before they started using light sabers.

@@cjume8819 They look like Tau ships with scabies.

I think it's a mix of physical limitations, meaning that you can't pull unrealistic shit that much, and that using physical props actually requires proper scene planning. No 'ah, the CGI artists can change it later'. It's been my schizo theory why films which are shot on scene (like LOTR in the middle of NZ bumfuck nowhere) tend to be better, because travelling and logistics are expensive, and you can't just willy-nilly reshoot stuff so easily. Forces writers and directors to have their shit together. Again, just my schizo theory, I'm aware there are bad movies who are shot on scene and using physical props.

@@givmi_more_w9251 You're absolutely on the money about proper planning. I'm thinking about movies like The Proposition which is an Australian western that's absolutely stunning and they use natural lighting and sunsets/sunrises perfectly, or Hateful Eight where shoots were dependent on the right kind of Colorado weather. Even with movies like The Batman where the rain is added using CGI in post, there has to be a certain level of competence there in the first place for a director with some semblance of self respect to say "ah yes, this looks good enough that we can do that!"

Did you just double-dip that chip?

Noones tried reeeaaalll communism yet levels.

Milking the Synderverse loyalists

It's the Snyder Strategy. Release a terrible movie and allow people to see it and say how terrible it is, then Peak people's interest by telling them you'll release an extended cut that totally fixes all the problems and makes the movie better.

​@@Zminator1986 we call them Snyder Cultists

They are even more entertaining :D

That is true and terribly depressing

Especially when Disparu calls wheat corn 20x... a little scary imo.

@@jeffreyspinner5437 Fun english fact, "corn" was for a time a general term for grain, while "maize" was specifically what we call "corn" today. Even in some other english-speaking countries, corn is still referred to as maize.

​@@jeffreyspinner5437 Corn is a grain.

Better idea, have someone else write the whole series and he never picks up a pen ever.

@@peterkrochmalni673 Oh good god yes, I prefer that option

​@@peterkrochmalni673I was gonna say the same thing. With previous works, pre DC, he had others to work on. Both 300 and Watchmen were comics and he had that guy from Guardians of the Galaxy working on the script for Dawn of the Dead. Like Lucas, he needs people to keep his bad impulses in check. A scene I remember is in Dawn of the Dead, he slo mo'd a scene of a shotgun shell hitting the floor. Cool, as a lover of guns, but completely pointless.

The extended cut's title: Rebel Moon, The Grain of Truth.

Snyder even filled it with Strong independent women and female magical jesus, all for Kennedy to green lit it, yet she broke Hack Snyder heart 😂😂

The Grain must flow!

Must be space communism to have such a shortage of grain.

Rebel moon pt 3 The catcher in the rye!

Hence forth Zack should be known as.. Brain scar giver

The Mindraper.

he doesnt even read comicbook let alone should handle "Superhero franchise"

so you are saying that he was the kevin feige of DC? ...................................................ok. i didn't know he was in charge of all of the WB/DC movies..... man they really should have had other people on board to write and direct all of those different movies. it's like bayformers and bmnt all over again. they must really hate those IP's. i really can't wait for the Gunnverse.

Snyder had a massive influence. To begin with, Geoff Johns, a prominent comic book writer who transitioned into influential roles at DC Entertainment (as Chief editor of DC Comics and chief creative officer of DC Entertainment as a whole), played a significant role in shaping the early direction of the DC Extended Universe (DCEU). Alongside Jon Berg, oversaw much of the creative direction within DC Entertainment, spanning comics, films, video games, television, and animation. The two convinced WB to start the DCEU and then co-created the DC Films division-separate from Warner Brothers films. They brought Zack Snyder and his production company on board to oversee the films, ensuring they aligned with Snyder's distinct vision. Under their guidance, many directors for DCEU films, such as Patty Jenkins and David Ayer, were selected by Snyder's wife, Deborah Snyder, who co-ran their production company. These directors were instructed to adhere closely to Snyder's creative vision, which Johns-known for his edgy storytelling in the comics-fully supported. Snyder and Johns collaborated closely on the screenplays and scripts for most DCEU films, up until Justice League (EVERYTHING had to Match Synder's vision, to the point where he would even film certain action scenes for David Ayer and Patty Jenkins in Suicide Squad & Wonder Woman. He then made Patty Jenkins his protege, teaching her his signature style in filming action cinematography. However, it's worth noting the significant contribution of Allan Heinberg, particularly in the success of Wonder Woman. He often gets overlooked, which is sad, because he wrote the screenplay of Wonder Woman and the best parts of the movie were his idea. Patty Jenkins just filmed it, and begrudgingly followed his script. Heinberg's ideas, which emphasized the character's innocence, her romance with Steve Trevor, and her naivety in thinking Ares controlled the war, were instrumental to the success of that movie. Despite Heinberg's essential role, tensions arose between Patty Jenkins and Snyder over script disagreements, leading to Heinberg's departure from Wonder Woman 2 (co-written by Geoff Johns, Zack Snyder post-JL departure, and Patty Jenkins). The dynamics within DC Entertainment shifted dramatically after Snyder departed from Justice League due to personal reasons and subsequent replacement by Joss Whedon for reshoots. The film's financial disappointment prompted changes, including Johns being replaced by Walter Hamada. Goeff John's firing from leadership after the PR nightmare that was JL and the Ray Fisher Cyborg drama, as well as the success of Aquaman spearheaded by Walter Hamada, and his Protege/hire, James Waan) led to Walter Hamada's ascent. Hamada marked a significant transition within DC Films. Despite this, Geoff Johns, Zack Snyder, and their production company reunited with Patty Jenkins for Wonder Woman 1984, although without Heinberg. Their collaboration marked a pivotal moment in the DCEU's trajectory. Which is of course worsened by COVID-19, and more importantly, Warner Brothers' decision to move the movie onto HBO Max without consulting any of their business partners, division heads, or the actors involved. Throughout subsequent regime changes within DC Entertainment, the influence of Johns, Snyder, and their production company lost pretty much all of their relevance and influence as a DCU slowly died with a whimper. At least John's got to collect a paycheck even after his firing, because he made sure that every dceu adapted A variation of his run of the comics so he always got a back-end check, which pissed off a lot of other comic book writers and brought up many ethical concerns due to the fact that he was also basically the president and chief creative officer of DC.

@@lucariomew365 WB also made a big show of Nolan having a producer credit, insinuating he was passing the proverbial torch to Snyder, for a "grittier, darker" alternative to the MCU in the same vein as TDK trilogy. MoS was not great, but I was in the exhibit hall at SDCC when the screen dropped-down and the first trailer for BvS dropped, then out came Snyder and the cast. Pretty sure every single there assumed it would be a huge hit, creatively and commercially, and possibly even overshadow Captain America: Civil War. Oh, what naive fools we all were. I was only vaguely aware of who ZS was at the time. I had really liked 300, Dawn of the Dead, and Watchmen, so I figured BvS would be a slam dunk. Everyone did. That was also the first time I started to wonder if maybe he was kind of a jerk. Ant-man was due to come out soon, and in an interview to promote BvS, Snyder referred to it as a "flavor of the month", unlike his much more serious movie. Ugh. I wondered why a guy with a big huge hit about to open would feel the need to put down a much smaller film featuring a character most people had never even heard of. Ironically, Ant-Man was a huge hit, and we all know how BvS turned out, and it was downhill ever since. Snyder has learned absolutely nothing. He doubles down on everything most people can't stand about his films, and has the nerve to talk about his "artistic vision" when the guy hasn't had an original thought in his life. His only decent films were written and story boarded by other, vastly more qualified and creative people (one of them being James Gunn - again, the irony!). Rebel Moon is bloated, overblown remake of a Star Wars ripoff from 1980 called Battle Beyond the Stars, among many, many, MANY other elements blatantly ripped-off from way better sources, yet Snyder continues to act as though all of these ideas came to him in a vision quest. Textbook twattage.

@@jeremyrfritz Well Cap 3 wasn't originally going to be Civil War, it was going to be a solo Cap movie. It's after the big announcement that WB did as SDCC that Kevin Feige decided to retool Cap 3 into Civil War, announcing it after BvS. He then had the Marvel production machine push up the theatrical release date, after the fact, to directly compete with DC's BvS.

Nice reference. 😂

With an entire empire, he's pretty busy. Even the mighty Dredd can do so much. I'd like to think he visited the village later after the battle and busted them all. Just imagine the Scargiver falling down a hundred story building like Mama did.

@@RhysCallinan-hf7qx , something about, “I can dream can’t I?” This said a visit from Judge Death for the lot would be a kindness.

@@RhysCallinan-hf7qx That wouldn't work with Zack's invincible heroes. Kora might feel a little bit of pain after the landing, but that's all.

Me neither, I chuckle every time

My bad, but as I said... I skipped the slow motion harvesting. Unbearable. Yet, so little flour would mind much.

And so much wasted grain left on the ground and in the mill

😂😂

That was literally my first thought 12 seconds into the first movie !😂 like these dudes got spaceships and portals but yet haven't perfected farming and agriculture ? 😂 like even nasa and spacex have plans and technology for growing food when they get to mars and you're telling me this super advanced civilization never figured it out ? 😂😂gtfo

@@eternalproductions Just shows the IQ and knowledge of the writers, director, and the piss-poor actors. Any one with a brain would point this out. Heck, their idea of farming was straight out of 899 AD

There's a grain of truth

@@lliamthrumble Take that with a Grain of Salt...

Someone said to add film grain and Zack got confused.

😅😅

That’s brilliant

Haha 👏🏻😂.

The Grain Strikes Again

Blood makes the flours grow.

REBEL MOON PART 3: revenge of the baguette

@@TuckerLT Hon Hon

Someone needs to make a meme out of that South Park episode where they keep saying "Diddy did it", I think it was the Hell on Earth 2006 episode

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That description could be applied to the movie's script too. 😂

We don't need no high schools where we are going. --Zack

40k fans joke about the imperium of man throwing exterminatus The mother world fuckers actually do that

Worse they blew it up after losing said men.

@@RhysCallinan-hf7qx Hey, if they really needed to feed their crew then it makes sense they wouldn't need as much after all the deaths ... Snyder-logic.

@@lordmontymord8701damn, they straight up said, “problem solved” 😦

It took Star Wars three sequels and many years until Palpatine somehow returned. Snyder just just made the process faster 😉

This

I think he doesnt give a fuck anymore and was just there for an easy pay day.

Nah, he probably was there to collect a paycheck to pay for his grandkids bail or something

What do you have in your Pocket? My Small Violin Orchestra....

Okay, but explain the wreaths, the togas that everyone are wearing, the giant crests with four letters ambiguously written almost like "SPQR"... Wait.

This movie would have worked better if it was a comedy

Moff Tarkin and other Moffs in general are very high ranking officers/governors that take direct orders from Palpatine, even Vader can't get away with just bullying them without getting slapped by the Emperor

@@marcogenovesi8570 I don’t know about Moffs in general, but certainly Grand Moffs, unless he’d been sent to remove one. As I say, he’s like a political officer on some kind of roving commission.

Vader was at minimum a cool concept and compelling character. General Mandark over here sucks

So play it at normal speed?

​@@lliamthrumble faster!

​@@alexiachimciuc3199 (sniffs line of white powdery substance) Again, faster!!

​@@Gyrfalcon312Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger baby.

I don't know anything about farming, but it bothered me too that they decided to mill the grain. Like... you people are going to have a battle around these crops. If a bag gets damaged, grain can still be collected and sieved from dust, but flour is gone. Granted the spaceship doesn't just bomb them from the orbit, are they going to risk their harvest like that and then make half-dust bread from what they're left with? This movie is a pile of insanity.

Corn didn't exist during medieval times. Europe didn't get corn until after it was brought back from The Americas. Definitely impossible until at the bare minimum 1493.

@@GregorySnipe I think they both accidentally use the word "corn" instead of "grain". Because what the movie shows is no corn.

@@GregorySnipe yes, you are right. Didn't even notice that i accidently switched from talking about grain to talking about corn.

But what does that account for Slo Mo grain harvesting?

You do realize that you've actually watched all the garbage shows in its entirety because of how he does his reviews.😂😂

@@DensilGranthe’s an alchemist that can, on occasion, turn garbage into comedy gold

@@kongu12395 yeah 👍

It would have been awesome if they had added the sound effect as well. 😀

​@@idahomike4254oh, yeah! The sound effect is unforgettable!

That is so accurate and so hilarious. Just like that.

Replace "scripts" with "all of Hollywood" and you'd be correct.

It's not only the writing. He was once praised as a great visual director, but even that doesn't work anymore. His movies get uglier all the time and even the few impressive shots don't help when the rest looks like shit. So the true challenge should be: Here's a good script for you. You will not change anything. Definitly no overpowered heroes. And no unnecessary slow-mo, you don't use the stupid lense you love so much, no filters ...

my guess optics because Snyder thinks his viewers need everything spoon fed to them

Like seriously, the entire court STABS THE ROYALS TO DEATH, and the head guy literally screams at Scargiver to shoot the princess...then she does...then "HOW COULD YOU, YOU MURDERER"...what, did they all suddenly get lobotomies at that moment or something?

​@@Kiljaedenasto be fair, Scargiver hesitated for soooo long that clearly she couldn't be trusted. Vocally accusing her of murder was like a que to the whole court that this person is our scapegoat with the public.

@user-hb7py7xy7b ...What were YOU trying to say here? Neither of these is a sentence.

No coal, no soul. - Galactic Spaceships

No brain, no gain more like. Or, without a scar, you won't get far.

If you are Hack Snider and you want to copy Seven Samurai and add Star Wars/40k to it then it makes sense - for you. If you only listen to people who love your work regardless of the actual quality then there's nobody who says "Zack, you can't have a village like in Seven Samurai and replace the bandits with a huge army from a galaxy-spanning empire. It's not gonna work." Same goes for the Scargiver.

Synergize and watch EFAP....

Disparu didn't want to torture us longer than necessary ;-)

@JoergWeida I agree 🤣 although he is mistaken watching him is never torture I stay laughing

Zack is not that big of a deal. The studios are looking out for their interests and internally they had to check him pretty hard unless theres some fckery going on. I dont believe for a second that some high ranking officer seen the movie and didnt ask questions and I dont think “trust me bro, the next one will be better” works on these people.

All his "friends" are Yes Man.

Why did you put an apostrophe in "premiers"?

The scar is from the lobotomy you'll want to get from to forget this film! 😂

I might like the song battle scars but I'd never want real ones, especially watching this dreck.

😂😂😂😂

It doesn't screw your career up like it used to

not like snyder can anyhow ;p xD@@daishikaze3986

Thank you, I am so cool. Cool to get some recognition

There are going to be 12 movies this is crazy.😂😂😂

I find it weird to call it Director's Cut! Originally the Dir.Cut was the director's vision of a movie while the theatrical version was the studio's. But here Snyder had full control, and I mean FULL control, as director, writer, producer and cinematographer. So it would be an EXTENDED cut!

⁠@@JoergWeidaSnyder is an eejut

They are either Money laundering, or They All have shit-for-brains.

They are trained to mainly recognize lesbianism.

@@JoJo-vg8dz Zack is a lesbian, confirmed

@@marcogenovesi8570 I said mainly. They also recognize high rate of melanin and gheyness.

@@JoJo-vg8dz Zack does give strong lesbian vibes, that's not wrong

Rotten Moon Retard Moon Raping My Mind Moon

My gf enjoyed the first RB movie. SHE ENJOYED IT. I knew she was too perfect.

I'm valiantly trying to resist, but I know it's a losing battle.

"Oi am a Zider drinker. Oi drinks it all of the day. Oi am a zider drinker It takes all my troubles away Ooh aar ooh aar ay Ooh aar ooh arr ay". Pure class.

it is a "wretched hive of scum and villainy"

No,no, Han would have been a girl boss who destroys everything

Well, turns out in the end, the princess is still alive, according to general Titus. How did she survived? Don't know, some space magic BS I'm guessing. Why didn't the guy mentioned it before? Because the sequel needs to happen!

​@@doublep1980*survive, not survived

@@doublep1980 Of course she's alive. Too good that Snyder doesn't understand this didn't change anything if our super-bodyguard thinks she killed her. But attempted child murder sounds better i guess ...

And Sparkle Sock Trudeau willingly got that style of haircut

Simple Jack haircut

That's just Tommy Wiseau with a budget XD

Those dirty dark dank images were pretty?

i mean, they were pretty.... then he found that stupid broken lens on ebay and now he can't even claim that. He went from pretty nonsense to blurry nonsense.

... well it worked in 300

@diomedes7971 I once really liked 300 and Watchmen, but that has changed over time. Sucker Punch and his newer movies convinced me that there was never really anything beyond the visuals. And i'm tired of his visual style (plus all the slow motion).

Step 1 steal underpants step 2........ Step 3 take over the world.

Except they should know harvests don’t work like that. You don’t just harvest just because, it has to be in season…

As long as there's no "Endless Eight" sequence.

​@Uzarran Dear lord I'd forgotten about that, I literally thought the same episode had been uploaded a few times before I caught on back in the day...

If only Kyon wasn't a wuss...

Zack is ripping off Roger Corman's "Battle Beyond the Stars", except that Corman's bad guy, Sador, is a marauding Viking raiding planets for resources, not an empire trying to maintain order.

Wait, you are telling me Zack doesn't know anything about harvesting? Ok, let's add this to the long list of things he doesn't understand.

Well, look at the upside; with weevils in the flour, at least you get both protein and bread all in one! 🚬😎

@@biotrekker Actually, Zack is ripping off Seven Samurai. Instead of the entire Imperial Galactic Fleet, Akira Kurosawa saw it fitting that the antagonist were just 30 bandits attacking a remote farming village for their crops. Somehow in Zack’s mind, the Empire should just focus on one bumfeck nowhere remote farming village

"Stop giving this man work!" would be my summary lol.

You cooked it too much, it's burnt

Your comment is pure cringe

​@@lingricen8077 Not as cringe as Hack Snyder garbage ass shitty movies.

"Never let him within a kilometre of the kitchen again".

Lol !

I'm pretty sure it's because there was so little content, he would have needed to start doing his review in slow motion if he wanted to pad it out any longer

the extended cut comes out next month.

You can always play it at 0.5 speed to make the review more authentically Snyder.

That's because he cut the slow motion. Now the review is the same length as the movie without slow motion.

soon to be real and replace all Hollywood film actors guild.

You beg my pardon?

Welk damn... It DOES seem like it's written by AI lol

Drinkers review was a 6 minute vid that's all I needed to see. While disparus vid would be a more fleshed out review/piss take of this film I'd seen all I needed to see of this pile of shit from drinker. Disparus takes are awesome but 50 minutes is way to long for me to see any more of this awful film.

Minus the slow-mo, this movie is probably half the length of Damsel.

Grain damage

She did not. The "chicken wing" stance is an old school one used when massed lines and trench warfare was the main thing. The modern standard for long guns is to keep your elbows in tighter, make you a smaller target and allows you to maneuver easier with less bumping into walls.

@@DH-xw6jp Pretty sure that neither my father (82nd Airborne) nor step-father (US Marine) fought in WWI, and they taught me to shoot. As for horizontal vs vertical: Does the shooter want to take the recoil in their shoulder, their arm, or their pec? Bottom line is that a girl shooting a rifle with her upper arm vertical instead of horizontal is going to get her boob smashed. I've seen it happen. If you don't believe me, ask a girl. She was holding it right the first time.

But the princess isn't really dead, so that makes it ok, doesn't it? I honestly think that's what Zack believes. He probably never heared about attempted murder ...

And flour doesn't keep well as grain too. And also, if grain of sack is scattered on the ground, it is salvageable unlike flour. In other words, a typical incompetence for supposed "movies" "creators" from Hollyweird...

More coke would have made this movie better.

@@insensitive919 for the production team or for the audience? who I am kidding here, both...

@@insensitive919 Yes the Peak was Joe Eszterhas, now we are in the weed era and its bad.

Ok but you realise that he set her up to take the fall for murdering the royal family. It was probably the only thing that actually made sense

I love Cullen but man when he started singing I busted out laughing

He just wants money

Fan fiction written by fans would be better than this garbage.

We already saw that with Sucker Punch.

@@matane2465 and Army of the Dead plus Army of Thieves

Yeah, when I look at this movie the first thing I think is 'happy meal.'

I'll take a happy meal. I'll pass on the movie, tho. I have SOME taste.

@@insensitive919 I prefer some taste rather than none at all

Zack: I surround myself with positive people who like my movies. I call them Sweet Babys.

@TheBigGSN5 f*k them kids. Half of my brain dead from being on Tik Tok all day and the other half are left-brained narcissists