Rebel Moon Part 2 Review - How Ego Destroys Legacy 

Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver Review of Zack Snyder's Netflix Star Wars copy. Zack Snyder has given many interviews about Rebel Moon where he's taken pot shots at people who don't like him, with his ego pretending his way of making movies is something astonishing. Well Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver proves this is nonsense. I had intended this 2nd part to be a shorter roundup, rather than a longer one. But unfortunately the 2nd half of the movie makes less sense than the first. Many times I overestimated Zack Snyder and Rebel Moon. When really, if you expect a shallow movie that's incredibly pretentious and doing nothing to deserve it. You'll end up expecting the result. But what do you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

RIP Nemesis. She was in the Amazon with my mom studying spiders before she died.

Zack Snyder has delivered the most comprehensive argument FOR focus groups in the history of mankind.....

When even Anthony Hopkins can’t elevate that dialogue, you know you’re f*cked

I was sitting with my dad, watching the movie, and we both wondered out loud, "Why didn't they move the kids and non-combatants into the mountain cave?"

“None of this movie works unless everyone’s an idiot.” Seeing how it was put together by Mr. Happy Meal, that’s just par for the course.

Zack Snyder Film School: Slow motion whenever possible, plot only when against your will, seek criticism from those you know won't argue on anything.

I don't know why everyone is hating on Zack so much, he clearly gave us the movies we wanted. This movie was PERFECT for Disparu's brand of reviews and we got two amazing videos out of it! 2 hours of quality content from Disparu, thanks Zack!

In the '50s, a filmmaker named Edward Wood made a lot of films with as little thought put into them as possible. Glad to see his filmmaking style has been passed onto new generations.

I should've filmed my reaction to Rebel Moon. Just cringing, walking away and throwing up... IN SLOW MOTION!

The Worms Armageddon inserts made me feel alive and perfectly counteracted how dead inside this movie makes one feel.

"I've got a brand-new combine harvester" is now stuck in my head. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

In 5 days they farmed all the grain that normally takes weeks, knitted pillow slips with stories behind each, trained the villagers how to fight like a professional army, and build trenches and tunnels. And still had time to sit around a table to tell each others backstory to each other.

I love that the underground are wired with copper wires that are NOT insulated. They would touch and caused a short-circuit after a few feet...

No one figured out a handful of grain in your pocket gives you immunity????

2:55 the next time a robot is needed in a space movie, could we please get *_"BENDER?"_* _So long suckers!_

Once they found out the rebels were attacking them why not pull your soldiers back and bombard them from space for a few hours that's combat 101..

Rebel Moon part one: Village chief: "there is no grain for the Empire" Gunnar: "let's negotiate with the grain" Kora: "no way, the empire will destroy us, we have to fight the empire" Rebel Moon Part Two: Titus: "Let's negotiate with the grain" All rebels: "yeah good plan!" *Facepalm

This is Disparu harvesting HIS GRAIN

What's with women cutting their hair short to look more "badass" in movies? It was lame in Alien 3, it was lame in Ahsoka and it's lame now.

Anyone else like actually start to feel bad for the empire to? Like think about it for these soldiers they are hunting the woman who ASSASSINATED the royal family and the village harboring him? Like and the way that Zach portrays these apparently super obsessed with war imperial soldiers having so little training that at the first sign of combat they panic and fire randomly? The way they lose a battle to villagers they outnumbered 10 to 1. Like the empire was the fucking underdog.

The reason they want the flour is a side quest, the general spent a long time in covid lock down and took up baking. And wanted organic hand milled flour for the perfect bread.

Also, one more thing about the final ship escape scene - no seatbelt or anything securing her to the seat, just her and her arms holding onto the steering. And yet, she isn't thrown around like a sack of potatoes in a tumble dryer when her escape ship hits the ground and starts to bounce around. She has the strength of the frikin Hulk to remain glued to the seat.

It could make some sense to make the hot sword hilt out of metal. Because if your troops wear heat-resistant gloves, and the enemy isn't, they can't use your fallen solders' weapons against them. Of course, if that was the plan, you'd want them to be hot enough that a simple piece of cloth wouldn't work to protect from the heat.

36:50 Slow motion also allows you to pad your run-time and watch minutes, making it seem like people wanted to watch more of your content, when all you did was extend scenes by slowing them down. The director and producers get more for providing less.

Gary’s wife did a wonderful job with your hair. I love the new look.

Always enjoying the commentaries for every review 😆 Also, the scene with the tiny bridge made me think of Achoo in Men in tights. When he hopped from one side of the little stream to the other. “This ain’t exactly the Mississippi” 😆

Think about the Grain. Ask: How many villagers were there? 50, maybe 60, tops? With no advanced farming equipment at all, literally harvesting by hand with scythes. So how much Grain could they possibly grow? Is that enough to feed even themselves? Then ask: How big is this vast interstellar Empire? How many billions upon billions of mouths must it feed? And how plausible is it that this 'rebel moon' could be a normal (or even relevant) example of imperial food production?

If grain is so important that they don’t just nuke them from orbit then why didn’t they shove it all down their shirts and trousers as scarecrow style body armour

If there is one thing I've learned from this movie. It's that these Grain planets are in *Dire* need of mechanization.

1) I hate the utter crap that hollywood is putting out now. 2) I love watching Disparu review the utter crap the MSM is putting out now. 3) Fuck it. Maybe I am in the right place at the right time. Plus I love hot running water, showers, shelter, and floors made of anything except dirt. Sleeping in dirt isn't a dealbreaker though.

How this movie should have ended. The capital ship shows up to the moon. They talk to the local government and say, "Give us the food and supplies we want, or we'll wipe a few villages off this rock." The local government, who was expecting something like this since they're under the Empires control, gives them what they wanted. Some of the troops get some R&R planet side and cause a reasonable amount of trouble. The Emperial ship then goes off to do whatever it was doing before. The end.

Perhaps we have judged George Lucas too harshly...

“I gotta brand new combine harvester!”

I just had a meeting with my focus group, and we unanimously agreed that Disparu would definitely look cooler with a beard.

The John Deere ads in my ad breaks were

the soldier in part 1 called the robot a Jimmy, but Kora wasn't there when he said it, so I guess we'll find out in the extended cut how she knows the robot is James.

Wonder if there was some Disney deal made behind the scenes to have Snider make this movie so their Star Wars franchise doesn’t seem so bad

Rebel Moon 2: The Scar Giving Child Murderer of Fire

This is the first time wheat was given plot armor, really ground breaking stuff here

Who the Hell keeps hiring Zach Snyder

The plural of octopus is indeed octopi, but octoppendages is so much funnier that I might start using that.

Ah yes. The medic scene. Two counts battlefield perfidy, one count deliberate targeting of medical personnel. The scene I realised that the rebels grand plan was warcrime bingo. There's a count of deliberate targeting non-combatants in the emgine room. Apparently for the fun of it. I just need a child soldiers, and that'll be a full row.

James the robot : "it makes me feel something other than hopelessness." - well he obviously has not seen these two movies.

Imagine if slow-mo was an in-universe effect, like a "time drag" that kicked in depending on your position in space or your momentum. Somebody with talent could make a movie out of that, I think.

I figured it out the main character whatever her name is is French that’s why she keeps on surrendering

Snyder just proved himself Neil Breen with money.

Worms Armageddon is the most fun I've had paying video games with friends and it was years before the Wii.

thank you. you have covered all my gripes over this convoluted plot black hole.

Dang… you’re right she did try and surrender after that story. Surrender is never a good idea but this made a valid point about her intelligence. Hahaha!

Is it really possible that Snyder heard the term ‚cold fusion‘ and thought it meant ‚coal fusion‘?

Those space ships look like plucked chickens. 😂

My favourite part of this absolute dumpster fire of a movie was the arrival of Diversity Squadron out of absolutely no where right at the moment the fight was essentially over.

"It was at this moment Elon canceled his Netflix subscription".....pure gold. 😁

Snyder's problem is that his ego has out raced whatever talent he thinks he has

With all the sparks that even their melee weapons kick up, I feel like eye-protection should receive a lot more consideration.

I love your reviews better then the shows that are actually out

Lol. The knife in the foot lady is like in kenobi when she smacked the stormtroopers, ending them.

@18:00 The guy shoots the door open.... when his mates have lightsabers... lol.

It wasn't even "We want your grain" it was "We are wanting to *buy* your grain". Why doesn't the imperials just drop gas or nukes if they don't want to damage anything? When she turns up in front of the general, why doesn't the imperials just kneecap her? The soldiers with 'swords' could make sense if they were stun batons because the soldiers were not aiming to kill anyone. If only the general had said something along the lines of "You killed my princess! You killed my KING! Die traitor!"" Bah! I'm not even going to try to use any logic with this travesty. (Edit: This comment is just for the rythm of algo).

"Who the F**K is James" lmao

Those tanks look an awful lot like "the fallen" tanks from Destiny

I wonder if Zack Snyder filmed the whole movie at 1000 fps? Maybe the "extended cut" will be just the whole thing slowed by 300 - 400 percent. INCLUDING the epic, slowmotion harvesting sequence. I can't wait!

I finally figured out what was bugging me about the name "the scarmaker" it sounds just like those old mentos ads- "The Freshmaker!". If I wasn't so tired right now I'd actually try to make up a few jingles for it.

You're a star, keep shining bright!

let them eat grain

26:40 Ngl, I thought he stabbed the family jewels for a second there...😂

4:04 looks into the sun and removes his sun visor.

50:00 I know it's petty, I know it's the least of the movie's problems, but that impact, at that speed with no safety harness? She would be splattered against whatever is infront of her among all the other loose things in there.

Snyder went out of his way to decry AI and focus group scripts...while making a movie that looks like the gold standard of AI/focus group scripts

“None of this movie works, unless everyone is an idiot” - welcome to the 2020’s

Thank you very much sir. You save me hours of my life by giving me the plot so no need to watch. Already feels like my life is longer now.

When “James” approached her in the cave, for a second I was excited, thinking maybe he would attack her for killing the girl or something. I was thinking maybe Zach was onto something interesting finally. But nope. Also, “James” was her protector or whatever, where was he the day she killed the girl? Maybe I missed it?

The ship powered by coal? This is Titanic for lesbians.

33:05 ‘..as we know in video games, you can’t carry two primary weapons’ 😂😂😂👍🏽

This mess can be summarized as someone trying to create their own Star Wars, without understanding Star wars. The only reason Jedi and sith can use light sabres(Plasma Swords) against literal guns and droids is they are superhuman. They are essencially space Samurai with space magic. Everyone else uses guns, rockets and whatever else. The armor used is either resistant or immune to it as well because they aren't idiots. But besides Mandalorians in full body armor or as emergency sidearm no one runs at a gunfighter with metal meelee weapons.

I'm a bit surprised that Snyder couldn't come up with anything more original than a mashup of Magnificent Seven and Star Wars. The other details -- the lousy writing, shallow characterization and absolutely ridiculous military nonsense -- don't even come into play, as far as I'm concerned.

Loved the inclusion of the worm song, really brought back childhood memories :D

I'll give it this, pretending to read something no avoid being noticed actually works. A friend and I did it while following a group of friends we noticed at the mall. We stopped and pretended to look at jewelry while they passed right behind us. We then started following them again. To see how long it would take them to notice us

Did you just cut your review in half just to have a part 2 like the movie nice

26:41 here is were you should edited in "the long charge" from Monty Python's *_Holy Graal_* _(or was it Grail)_

" REBEL MOON THE NAP GIVER "

Part of me wishes we keep getting terrible movies: that way we can count on long funny reviews like this one. Thank you, Disparu, brightened my day

I really like these full movie reviews you do, I get to know the basics of a movie enough for idle conversation, and your wit is entertaining

Watching this review is as close to watching Rebel Moon 2 as I will get.

"Who controls mud farmer moon controls the grain. Who controls the grain controls the universe." -- from the opening voice-over of Zack Snyder's _Remedial Dune, pt 2_ by Zack Snyder (a Zack Synder film)

“It gets worse when you remember this is a Starwars IP”. Yes, yes it does.

Wait a galatic empire so piss poorly managed that they have to be careful with grain being stacked up against insurgent fighting position. Because its not like they might have I dunno other planets that can provide food ?

Where's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch??

30:30 shooting a medical officer and his staff. Pretty sure this act is frowned upon in IRL. 😂Morals?

"tHE prInCeSS iS aLivE" Actually Me Out Loud: Oh god. Gtfo out of here 🙄😒

"This is the power of Fallopian Tubes" That got me good. Hilarious.

I want to do the math for the impact of the dreadnought. I will estimate low weight and low speed. I looked up the size. If it's super light, with It's 2.4 km length, it has around 14 million tons, so a bit more than half of the asteroid Apophis. Apophis is solid with around 350 meters length. The ship doesn't fall that fast. It's like 1 ship's length per second. That's around 2.4 km per second, or 8.600 km/h or mach 7. Kinetic energy is 1/2 x m x v² So 1/2 x 14 mio tons x (2.4 km/s)² 1 Joule is 2 kg with 1 m/s speed Example with a car with 1.5 tons and 72 km/h 1/2 x 1.500kg x (20 m/s)² = 750 kg x 400 m²/s² = 300k Joule 1 kg TNT = around 4.08 million Joule Now the spaceship: 1/2 x 14 mio tons x (2.4 km/s)² 7 billion kg x ~5.8 mio m²/s² -> 406000 trillion Joule -> 1 ton TNT is around 4.08 billion So lets say 400.000 trillion joule divided by 4 trillion to get kilotons of TNT. That would be 100.000 kt of TNT or 100 mt of TNT. To compare, the largest nuke ever was around half the size, Hiroshima was 14 kT, and I estimated a very low weight and speed for the ship, the impact most likely would be multiple times that strong. It's an impact, not an explosion above the ground in the air, that makes it less dramatic. Still, up to 20 miles away, or over 30 kilometers, you will be heavily injured. Buildings will be destroyed or damaged 40 miles or 65 km away. The people they showed were maybe 15 miles or 23 km away, and they should be dead. Also you would have some earthquakes in the area, that would destroy all their buildings. Even without that, the village was close, the buildings were low quality, around 20% of the villagers are dead now, around 40% are heavily injured, just around 15% have no significant injuries, the rest has at least some wounds. It's most likely even worse, because the ship most likely is heavier, it has some kind of fuel, that can burn or explode, and some people were very close. Conclusion: If it was a realistic movie, most of the people would be dead now 🤷‍♂️

Rebel Moon has proven Zack has no business being in Hollywood. And doesn’t have a single creative bone in his body aside throw crap at a wall and see what sticks.

This review is more fun than watching the show.

Man...this Combine Harvester is gonna be my favorite song for a long time..absolutely brilliant!

turns out rebel moon is the scargiver and the audience are the scarred

Excellent job! Nice shout out to Worms. Earthworm Jim would also have been proper.

What an honour it was. A Review, from the Reviewgiver himself.

In part one, there was a blonde in the village, that Scargiver seemed to care about. I think in a alternate version, she escaped with the princess.