recapping riverdale because it is the most unhinged show on television

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featuring the iconic heathers musical episode and the dark academia secret history plotline!
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intro: 00:00 - 01:23
season 3: 00:01:23 - 01:07:35
season 4: 01:07:36 - 01:58:13
season 5a: 01:58:14 - 02:03:44
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@queumoo 5 месяцев назад

every season is just betty and jughead solving crimes while archie and vernonica commit them😭

@svgerd 5 месяцев назад

you actually deserve compensation for putting urself through that

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

my brain is melted

@consumingdaydreams 5 месяцев назад

@uncarley And twice, no less! A Purple Heart medal for you, queen 🫡💜

@SonicAesthetix 5 месяцев назад

@svgerd not once but TWICE

@luisabolado 5 месяцев назад

@@uncarleyyour brain is melton

@silviagenerelli6069 5 месяцев назад

00😊😊oo😅😮6

@kuhdeejugh 5 месяцев назад

carley recapping the crime that is riverdale makes her braver than the marines

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omg thank u

@witchywoman2008 5 месяцев назад

Honestly the fact that for years the plots were Veronica trying to run a business, Archie trying to do stuff for the town and the people, Jughead falling down some conspiracy rabbit hole, and Betty just straight up FIGHTING MANIAC SERIAL KILLERS is absolutely insane to me. It was like multiple shows in one.

@sariethesatannek3906 13 дней назад

That's why it was so fun to watch 😭✋🏻

@francescakyanda9182 5 месяцев назад

the way it takes days of strategic planning for my autistic brain to get through a movie yet no time at ALL for me to inject this two hour masterpiece into my veins is a mystery, so happy to partake

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omg this is the highest compliment

@Tw0Dots 5 месяцев назад

You just described my life Love these type of vids, i mainline that sht

@nikfiendluvr666 5 месяцев назад

dude I know exactly what you mean, I always feel like I'm never prepared enough to watch a movie, but a 2 hour video essay about a show I haven't watched since 2017? yeah I got time for that.

@courtneypaige18 5 месяцев назад

Absolutely this, I’ve been so excited waiting for part 2 that’s how much I loved the first one!

@SpecialInterestShow 2 месяца назад

A movie requires watching the screen a lot, whereas things like this just require glances here and there if you want for the pics So it's easier for us autistics to consume content like this cause we can do other stuff and can feel free to look away from the screen without pressure, as opposed to a movie where if you look away you might miss something!

@summrwalkr 5 месяцев назад

i never got past the first season of this show and i’ve never been more proud of a past decision because this show is a fever dream wtf was ever going on

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

riverdale is a cinematic masterpiece but i respect your decision to protect your peace

@summrwalkr 5 месяцев назад

it was a short lived peace because i’m taking in the lore through you now but it’s alright maybe i need this character arc

@detergenthwachae 5 месяцев назад

As someone who watched the first 3 seasons the second they aired and then said fuck this madness, I can proudly say I love season one and season one only. Go watch it, if you still want to, but don't you dare start the second season

@halvedemi 5 месяцев назад

@@detergenthwachaeagree. Season 1 was great. I stopped halfway through season 2 and never looked back lmao.

@oflynn_flowerchild1412 5 месяцев назад

wait til you find out about the alternate dimension and Sabrina crossover in the later seasons lmao

@elainab5543 5 месяцев назад

not even 30 minutes in and I cannot get over the image of the gargoyle king checking into the hospital and walking down the halls with his hooves clicking on the tiles

@COLLIE_TOONZ 5 месяцев назад

Shout out to that girl I met in middle school who told me this was the greatest show ever…maybe she wasn’t wrong.

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

she made some points

@tumzaria5696 2 месяца назад

I unironically loved season 3 because of how unhinged it was, one thing for sure you can never say Riverdale was boring.

@shanshanx14 5 месяцев назад

"It's not interesting but it is his storyline" is such a perfect way to describe archie

@cameronmarryatt4019 5 месяцев назад

I cannot explain my excitement to just stare at my phone for 2 hours and watch this. thank you

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omgggg thank u

@gemstone71552 5 месяцев назад

People might be joking about the Riverdale to Academy Award pipeline Should exist. All of these actors (especially Lili Reinhart) deserve an honorary OSCAR for not cackling at every line delivery in Riverdale. They are stronger than me

@convoswithkara 5 месяцев назад

i am but a chick being fed worms by my bird mother and for that i say thank you for keeping me so well-fed this week!

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

u r my little chick

@MotherPhlix 5 месяцев назад

My children named our Elf on the Shelf "Jingle Jangle" years ago and now I need to rethink my entire parenting experience.

@giorgia.m 5 месяцев назад

Also, Lili Reinhart is phenomenal actress like she was giving Oscar worthy work as Betty to make me believe that character, I’m always checking her Wiki to see her upcoming projects 🤞🏼 Tony incoming

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

she is SO great

@emclaire7027 5 месяцев назад

For Christmas my friend (who is insane) somehow got me a *signed photo* of Skeet Ulrich in his little Pop’s hat, and I just think it’s important that everyone knows this

@RaphaelleLD 5 месяцев назад

this whole comment is incredible but for some reason the "(who is insane)" made me cackle

@Amazinglexi3 4 месяца назад

You’re friend is a keeper

@witchywoman2008 5 месяцев назад

“We’re not here for continuity, we’re here for vibes.” SO TRUE edit: also the idea that Mr Honey was a bad person for wanting the students at his school to not??? get murdered??? is wild

@FanHolic0 5 месяцев назад

if she doesnt suffer any ptsd from riverdale from BOTH watching, and rewatching it to recap for us, i dont know if shes so strong or shes just outta her head lmao

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

honestly i am on the edge of mental collapse

@kiieran755 5 месяцев назад

as a fellow riverdalian thank you for treating this show like the piece of avant-garde art that it is. my fav riverdale theory: I think the juvie that Archie goes to in s3 is named "Leopold and Loeb" as a reference to the events of "Archie's Weird Fantasy", a weird little indie play that the creator of Riverdale wrote in like 2003 that got a cease-and-desist order before it could ever be performed because the play is about archie discovering that he's gay(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and rooming with infamous gay murderer nathan leopold.

@karmarenee999 5 месяцев назад

Oh yes as a fully fledged member of riverdaleblr this is a known FACT😻

@lukaj679 5 месяцев назад

I mean they sent a cease and desist because he was using the Archie brand without license but ofc Roberto had to have the last laugh becoming the cco of archie comics

@sam_._._. 5 месяцев назад

"the boygenius of riverdale gangs" sent me so much omg KWKDKRKKFKFKF

@apoorvapatwardhan 5 месяцев назад

i am liking before even starting the video because the sheer courage behind this topic needs to be acknowledged

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omg thank u

@amberbusse 5 месяцев назад

cannot express how truly validating it is to not be the only person who not only watched but enjoyed riverdale in its ENTIRETY. what an insane flaming car crash of a wild ride that i COULD NOT stop watching no matter how much i longed for my sanity back

@firedaisi 4 месяца назад

Exactly 😭

@tiffanymoton704 5 месяцев назад

god this video really tested my adhd so much, because, no exaggeration, if you stop paying attention for even just 20 seconds, the entire thing turns to nonsense. i was following along perfectly, goblin king, kill the red paladin, got it got it. looked over at my cat one time and suddenly bettys in a home run by hyram loyalists and everyones being fed a drug inexplicably called fizzlerocks. HELP hahahaha

@GremlinScribe 5 месяцев назад

I love how you say "shooting bow and arrows" as if she's launching the bow as well as the arrow XD

@Speaking841 5 месяцев назад

They should've followed The Princess Switch's blueprint, and had the same actors in different wigs playing the three gangs

@cholaundry 5 месяцев назад

I feel the need to inform you that like 2 months ago I saw Moulin Rouge on Broadway and Kevin was in fact the main character. I saw Riverdale in the playbook and nearly lost my mind. (He did actually do a really good job though)

@alexdh2001 5 месяцев назад

aw that makes me so happy for casey that he's on broadway now, riverdale did him so dirty for so many years 😂

@Sky_luvs_u 5 месяцев назад

I literary watched this show and then went to a mental hospital and then proceeded to forget all of it, this video really let’s me know why it caused that to happen

@daddyfrankoffical 4 месяца назад

that happened to me too with supernatural lmao

@windexduh1636 3 месяца назад

Riverdale is that show you can pick a random episode in every season- watch them out of order and it will make 100% sense

@AditiRanganathan 4 месяца назад

I started uncontrollably laughing every time Carly said "erotic tickling" - I go to art school and I listen to these videos while I'm in studio, and I actually had to stop and resume once I went home because I didn't want anyone to ask me why I was laughing 😭

@witchesgetstitches9900 4 месяца назад

I literally forgot you were talking about Jugheads fanfic for a second and i didn't even notice because it could also just absolutely happen irl in the show

@bellab2662 5 месяцев назад

I just audibly yelled “NOOOOO!“ when you brought up the tickling videos… I had completely removed that from my brain for a reason 😭😂

@giamiabia 5 месяцев назад

For people confused about ROTC: it's military recruitment in schools. Different schools have different branches. You wear a mock military uniform in school, you learn about the military, you can even go to mini boot camps. It's insidious. I went to a school with an ROTC program and it was WILD. My brother was in ROTC and was pressured into joining the military his senior year. This was 2002. He didn't actually want to join. He ended up being one of the first troops deployed to Afghanistan when the war kicked off.

@allbymyshelf4125 5 месяцев назад

And actually, in high school/middle school it's Jr. ROTC, so like, you learn about the military but you're not forced to sign up - though I'm sure it's used as a feeder for direct recruitment/recruitment to college ROTC. If you do ROTC, which is college, (and you get a scholarship with it usually) then you're committed to serving in some capacity for a certain amount of time after college - sometimes it's just national guard, but it's often an active-duty position for 4 years or something.

@DLN-000 5 месяцев назад

Holy shit man

@lauralynnwilliams2338 2 месяца назад

@allbymyshelf4125 I'm currently in the college ROTC program, and I like it. You also get sent out as an officer when you're done.

@kasiafields6377 Месяц назад

I’d like to add that you can do ROTC even if you can’t join the military. My little sister can’t join due to a missing kidney but she does ROTC for scholarship opportunities

@LouiseBelch 6 дней назад

why is the States so obsessed with the Army, dear lord

@TheRustyTrike 5 месяцев назад

I’ve never even seen this show but I’m fully invested in this recap.

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

hahaha thank u

@pengoschwortz4734 5 месяцев назад

I truly can’t thank you enough for putting names on these photos and highlighting them when you mention them. That was the SINGLE flaw of Mike’s videos because god damn there were so many characters 😭

@skywalker21ls 4 месяца назад

the way I’ve watched this entire show TWICE (no, I don’t know why I did that either) and I still found it HARD to follow you when explaining the plot + had forgotten like 90% of this even happens. Honestly I wish I had watched this video with no context about the show bc that must be an EXPERIENCE.

@vanyl.d 5 месяцев назад

they somehow out-unhinged supernatural and that is a success on its own

@flawedsanity 5 месяцев назад

"It's not interesting, but it is his storyline" lmaooo i love this. Having an extra rough time lately, ty for all the laughs in this video

@nataliegaslin 5 месяцев назад

coming home after a 3 hour lacrosse tournament in the freezing cold to this was perhaps the most incredible feeling ever.

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

did not expect to be reminded about the sport lacrosse this afternoon but here we are

@Sally20101 5 месяцев назад

You sacrificed your precious time to watch riverdale to make a video for us..thank u queen!!..😭💞

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

no better way to waste my time tbh

@moonymoonbeams 5 месяцев назад

fun fact the ides of march (aka march 15- the day julius caesar was assassinated) is actually celebrated!!!! at the university of st andrews the classics students throw a ball where everyone dresses in togas and drinks and it’s very secret history core

@Reetietoo 5 месяцев назад

I love the idea of marriage being a facetious ending to a virginity pact

@angieng6091 5 месяцев назад

I know this show is so confusing and kinda bad but the episode of them breaking Archie out of jail and the flashback ep with the parents are lowkey the best things I’ve seen 😭

@HGR555 5 месяцев назад

My favorite youtuber returnsssss Love your video essay format videos, i think long form really suits your style of content creation. And it comes across so well that you're having fun with this unhinged content

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

thank you! i truly am having the time of my life making these so im happy you're enjoying them!

@evediby2183 5 месяцев назад

I haven't watched past 3 episodes into season 2 but I can't wait for it all to be told in depth to me again by Carley😤💖💅🏾

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

yesss

@amberspecter 5 месяцев назад

The way you say "Veronica" takes me straight back to that tiktok of the dude feeding raccoons, going "That's fucking Veronica, Veronica does not trust me"

@itslele_ 5 месяцев назад

The fact that i saw Riverdale airing live since season 2, and never did a rewatch (exemption for like some reaction videos here on RU-vid), but still being able to remember VIVIDLY everything she said was so good, good job with the video and good job Riverdale for being a cultural reset for television 🙏🏻

@gabi8096 5 месяцев назад

you see, I know very well this will be 2 hours of my life I'll never get back but I actually am setting the room to watch it thank you for being the best commedian out here carley

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omggg so kind thank u

@tobiasholden1008 5 месяцев назад

you're so real for this queen - - - even worse than following this bonkers show for the last decade, is not having ANYONE to talk to about it

@jadegrey2775 4 месяца назад

this truly could take out an entire VILLAGE of victorian children.

@bluebonnetenjoyer 5 месяцев назад

i wish to show this to a victorian child

@mariaraquelfs 5 месяцев назад

Funny how every generation of teenagers since the Xs had they unhinged teenage shows that were extremely popular and the shows just got crazier and crazier (BH90210, The OC, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars and Riverdale). I see Riverdale as a natural progression

@robyn00xx 5 месяцев назад

The cadence Carley has speaking just itches my brain

@LouiseBelch 6 дней назад

patiently (impatiently) waiting for a part three

@Yuzi-Goat 5 месяцев назад

52:42 Die-hard Heathers the musical fan here the football players' names are Kurt and Ram they sing a song about wanting to r-word a girl together called Blue and the other Heathers (played by Betty and Veronica) almost let them do it and then they tell the whole school they did and then they get killed and its framed as a double unalive pact because they were gay and didn't want to live in the homophobic 80’s anymore. It's crazy so it's the perfect musical for Riverdale. Hope this helps!

@bloombrains4555 5 месяцев назад

watched this while i made my minecraft village, so now, when i look at my beautiful greenhouse, all i can think of is carley saying “and cheryl blossom mowed down everyone with her bow and arrow”.

@handsoap3346 5 месяцев назад

My fave part of Minecraft is looking back on old builds and remembering what I was listening to when I built them

@kenp3727 5 месяцев назад

I've only watched season 1 of this show once a really long time ago, but these recaps of yours keep me FED lol Ive watched the first video like 10 times 😂 buckling in for this one

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omggg thank u

@8ixf.r 5 месяцев назад

i recommend doing more unhinged recaps of tv shows and reality shows it’s AMAZING

@lvr133 Месяц назад

"part three within three months 😍😍" LMAO

@TumblrOzymandias 5 месяцев назад

You are the only person who understands the GENUIS, the absolute MASTERPIECE that is Riverdale. Thank you for spreading the gospel 🙏 wo hyper for your season 6 recap cause that season is somehow crazier than the rest of the show combined

@bellaporter3185 4 месяца назад

I love that saying that Archie has superpowers of invincibility in season 3 foreshadows Archie's actual superhuman invincibility that makes him bulletproof except when he's in the presence of rare earth mineral palladium in season 6.

@VivianKae 5 месяцев назад

It was Fangs who was seeing Midge and who was blamed for her murder. Joaquin covered up Jason Blossom's murder and ran away before he could be caught/charged. Presumably he's in juvie for something else

@sarkakotkova5310 5 месяцев назад

appreciate your incredible contribution to the rivernation, even if you had to let your brain kinda rot for it... obsessed with your dedication to meltonsweep. i havent finished this yet but you mistaking kevin's boyfriends for one another and just randomly assigning each one different plotline than they have is very real and i respect it

@titaniacrawley3817 5 месяцев назад

the women in stem joke killed me

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

hahahaha thank u

@tori14tori14 5 месяцев назад

I've never clicked on a video so fast. Carley I love you so much for going through this torture for us

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

anytime bestie

@laurelv2002 5 месяцев назад

No one in my life knows that I’ve willingly watched every episode of riverdale as they came out. It’s like my guilty pleasure show bc I didn’t actually like it but I couldn’t look away. It’s just such a silly show.

@kusamochi-rm5gt 5 месяцев назад

everyone salute to our queen carley and her fallen braincells that went into creating this gem

@Apretentiouspotato Месяц назад

Sitting here three months later like…

@claranathania730 5 месяцев назад

i can’t imagine the pain you’ve gone through watching this show because i stopped watching riverdale at season 3. thank you for doing this two-hour long recap that i’ve been listening while folding my clothes and washing dishes. thank you carley.

@whyisyoutubeshowinghandles 4 месяца назад

I don't know crap about Riverdale or the Archie comics that came before but Jughead is my favorite character in both because A) "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in." and B) this one comic screenshot I saw that I'm just going to quote directly because it lives in my head rent free: Jughead's mom: Well, maybe it's normal and natural for a boy of his age! Later on he'll get to enjoy girls! Jughead: It's not normal and natural for *this* boy to enjoy girls, mom! Not *now!* Not *ever!*

@starryskies8445 5 месяцев назад

OH this is a blessing! I've been summarising uni-stuff and a long video is just what I needed rn

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omg take care bestie

@ParkerFerguson-es5hu 16 дней назад

hey so it's been four months

@ryleyjones988 5 месяцев назад

13 seconds in and wanted to give you my utmost thanks ❤️ you deserve a hollywood walk of fame star, an egot, and financial compensation for this. Love you queen

@iwasbuyingcelery9402 5 месяцев назад

I’ve been waiting so long for this video, thank you so much for sacrificing your health and watching all those seasons for us🙏🏽

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

anytime bestie

@csimproductions 5 месяцев назад

I’m INVESTED but reminder: Joaquin was actually Kevin’s ex boyfriend who helped clean up Jason’s murder in s1 Fangs is the one that was seeing midge on the DL and nearly got jailed for her murder but was shot my midges mom when he got released and that’s what caused the massive riot where Joaquin came back > tried to help fangs escape town before the riot > got arrested off screen somehow > is in juvie Archie

@lilyfilms9398 4 месяца назад

Thank you! This was bugging me the whole video!!! 😂😂

@creepypastamansion 5 месяцев назад

carley i love all of ur videos, book related and pop culture related!!! i think its ur lovely personality xoxo SO happy to see this part 2, i loved part 1!!!🩷🩷🩷

@uncarley 5 месяцев назад

omg thank you so so much

@SabeFett 3 месяца назад

I discovered your channel because of your Riverdale breakdowns haha thank you so much for making these and can’t wait for the final breakdown. Binging all of your other videos until then! ❤

@handsoap3346 5 месяцев назад

Thank you Carly for my 12th and 13th hour of screentime today!

@_juuuulz 4 месяца назад

all of this sounds like a fever dream. like someone took nyquil and this was their dream

@maryjacky6686 8 дней назад

I just binged both parts of this and youre absolutely right this series is a cinematic masterpiece in other news half of my brain has melted

@averyjensen8589 5 месяцев назад

DENA LUNAM as the dean of the Iowa writers workshop is layered and absolutely insane

@jennarose2438 3 месяца назад

You explaining the show makes so much more sense than the actual show

@taylormanett621 5 месяцев назад

You're entering the realm of Mike's Mic Teen-Series-Recap Supremacy. Queen behavior 💅 Thank you for your service!

@ijeuna12 5 месяцев назад

A combined video with them both would break the multiverse

@taylormanett621 5 месяцев назад

@@ijeuna12 It would be iconic!

@frankiemermaid2027 4 месяца назад

i am literally not comprehending any of this but i’m here for it

@user-td6pq9fj3b 11 дней назад

I need part 3. I need to know that aliens, witches, parallel univers and the poly relationship were not a fever dream i had. None of my friends ever finished the show so i have noone to back me up

@Lfelid6742 5 месяцев назад

I was so thoroughly excited to see this sequel video pop up on my feed i LOVE these riverdale recaps because I watched it RELIGIOUSLY in high school but fell off because this show is insane so this is filling in so many gaps for me. ily youre doing gods work

@Angelica-fd4wn 5 месяцев назад

As someone who can't stand Riverdale after season 1, I'm OBSESSED with these recaps. A nice little fever dream for the girlies

@LouiseBelch 7 дней назад

I quit watching the show like half way through season 5 but have NO recollection of half of the second half of Season 3 and beyond so the way I've been GASPING

@heidimaria4714 14 дней назад

not this video being so damn EXCELLENT that somehow I want to rewatch this chaotic show.

@abbiedonovan4997 5 месяцев назад

I made chicken noodle soup from scratch while i was watching this and i kept having to stop to laugh at your commentary, excellent work

@valsinclair 10 дней назад

time to drop part 3!

@onyourleft4194 3 месяца назад

I don't watch or even like the show, but the "everyone promised to come back, but next year only Jughead came back, showing everyone else moved on" physically hurt. Or maybe it's just my abandonment issues idk

@ko379 5 месяцев назад

I know it must’ve sucked to lose that footage, but I’m so grateful you pushed on because I honestly have been looking forward to this so much!! Thank you for the entertainment

@kateturner8124 5 месяцев назад

no but riverdale is so iconic if you get it you get it. it is so camp and fun and insane and we need more shows like it honestly

@Prideminute 5 месяцев назад

I was losing hope but it’s finally here 🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank u for your service queen

@cacography 4 месяца назад

thank you for the increased production value in recap part 2! it's a lot easier to follow these bonkers events when i can see which character you're talking about

@brittsilva 5 месяцев назад

I think that the way they still gave Luke Perry a ‘normal’ death away from the mess of the plot was just idk. I never LOVED riverdale but i still felt so sad when he passed from seeing him for the first two seasons.

@marabanara 5 месяцев назад

The cackling I cackled at so many of your SUPER mic-drops. 😂😂😂 Have I ever watched an entire episode of Riverdale? Nope. Did I watch the entire part 1 of this and am hunkered down watching part 2? Yep.

@miracle7251 3 месяца назад

I’ve been watching this video every day and when I get tired of it, I watched the first one. I cannot wait to add a third one to the rotation.

@dia6733 5 месяцев назад

It’s the way I was literally looking for a long video to watch while doing my work. THIS WAS PERFECT TIMING!! I love this and I love you for sacrificing your sanity for it😭