systematically ranking glee's crimes against humanity 

Notable Mention: the fact that Schue planted drugs in Finns locker in order to blackmail him into joining glee club. Literally a wild start to the show.

Worst moment of my life was when I took a “which glee character are you quiz” in like ninth grade and I got Will Schuester 💀

rachel sending a child to a crackhouse was the most normal of her crimes

still can't believe you didn't include kitty altering another girl's clothing so she would think she was too fat and then start starving herself all in the grand scheme of making this girl too weak to play the lead in their production of grease

Arguably the best part of the Grilled Chesus moment is when Ms. Pillsbury tells Finn that worshipping a sandwich is ridiculous so he performs a dramatic rendition of Losing My Religion by R.E.M

Shue suspending Mrley from Glee club bc she didn't wanna wear revealing clothes has gotta be in jail.

My favourite plot twist in Glee, was when Sue reveals that she got a divorce from herself because it 'didn't work out'

this is quinn fabray erasure. no mention to the time she got stuck in a wheelchair after a car accident for like 3 episodes? the dancing pregnant ladies cover of it's a man's world? randomly hooking up with santana? true icon behavior!!!

The worst part of the show is when Shue wins teacher of the year the SAME YEAR it was revealed that he had been teaching Spanish for YEARS WITHOUT KNOWING THE LANGUAGE!!!!

A few things you missed which are probably good for your mental health: 1. The gas leak puppets singing what does the fox say 2. Will Schuester twerking down a hallway with minors singing blurred lines and 3. Will and Emma having sex in a school bathroom because Emma is ovulating and being caught by Becky 4. The entirety of the previously unaired Christmas episode 5. Sue trying to shoot Brittany out of a cannon 6. Quinn getting a ryan secrest tramp stamp 7. Vapo rape 8. Quinn singing with pregnant teenage backup dancers 9. Students imagining Biest to turn themselves off

My biggest gripe about the school shooting episode is that it rug swept a serious character conflict. Kitty forced Marley into bulimia, altered her clothes, actively encouraged her to throw up. Marley's bulimia became so severe that she passed out on stage causing the team to forfeit their shot at nationals. Everyone blamed Marley for this. Marley had to go into treatment that her mom could not afford. They couldn't afford Christmas presents that year because of medical bills. I was waiting for the powder keg when Kitty's manipulation finally came to light. But what happens? The school shooting. They're all huddled in the choir room and Kitty tearfully whispers that she altered Marley's clothes to trick her into thinking she was getting fat. And because they're all afraid they're going to die, Marley just forgives her, and it's NEVER SPOKEN OF AGAIN.

I remember watching season 1 and thinking Terri’s fake pregnancy was absolute bonkers but it doesn’t even compare to what was to come.

Rachel dropping out of Funny Girl is one of the biggest character sins of all time. How do you build an entire character around wanting to be in funny girl and then she drops out of the show the first chance she gets? And before Tony season?

Glee honestly was a live action version of "Cards against humanity".

We should, as a society, pretend that Will Schuester doesn't exist

Cannot believe Shue casting himself as rocky with the full intent to do toucha-toucha touch me with a *student* isn't on this list

Rachel still getting into NYADA after choking her audition was, to me, THE defining point-of-no-return moment of Glee for me, made even worse by Kurt not getting in. From that moment on, it was made clear that nothing Rachel Berry could do or say would have any negative repercussions or character growth. They could have just let them both in and it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as bad. But giving it to just Rachel was such a fuck you moment to fans.

Mercedes' tots protest is so iconic because that's the kind of thing that would 100% happen in an actual high school

“Mr. Schue raps Gold Digger by Kanye West” is a sentence that could not possibly have aged worse (and that’s impressive given how crazy it was at the time)

you forgot one of the most criminal performances in the whole show: when they performed blurred lines and will schuester walks down a line of twerking teenagers. speaking of twerking, THE WHOLE EPISODE WHERE THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT TO TWERK?! WTH WAS THAT

I was expecting Artie pushing himself to the pool in a wheelchair with the We Found Love proposal but I would honestly not know where to rate it at all

I think it's so unbelievable that Rachel would know where, or even what, a crackhouse is

Glee really is our generation’s collective fever dream, isn’t it?

Absolutely Gobsmacked you went through this video without mentioning -Mr. Shue being a spanish teacher who doesn’t know spanish -the entire Marley ED storyline where she had to APOLOGIZE for PASSING OUT after KITTY PEER PRESSURED HER INTO HAVING AN EATING DISORDER and then MR. SHUE SUSPENDING HER for REFUSING TO WEAR A BIKINI as a 16 YEAR OLD! - Shue’s wife faking a pregnancy -Kurt being Biphobic

Yes girl, gaslight 26k people. I saw nothing on Friday 😌

To add to the Mercedes/Rachel thing: there's literally an episode where Mercedes and Rachel fight for a solo in a school play or smth and they eventually decide to give them both the role. Mercedes literally asks them to tell her to her face that Rachel was better than her and nobody does. She ends up backing out of the role. I... might be messing up the time line a bit, but I want to say that this is the reason that Mercedes ends up joining that one short-lived all-female Glee club.

She’s back thank GaGa!! I was in SHAMBLES when this was taken down. But Glee must pay for their crimes and Queen Carly cannot be STOPPED

Sue is just the saving grace of this show

I still remember when Chris Colfer was on the Colbert show. Colbert complimented him on his singing, Colfer replied that he no longer sing because he felt self-concious about it from the jokes that were made about his singing voice on Glee.

As someone who does theatre, the Mercedes never getting solos thing is actually extremely realistic and accurate. Every theatre director has a favorite student and they usually aren't the best. Literally at COLLEGE this girl who was tone deaf and literally looks exactly like Lea Michele (and acts like her too) got the lead because the director loved her while my friend (a girl who also happens to be black and plus size) was the best at auditions got ensemble. Rachel is also white and thin while Mercedes is black and plus size and musical theatre is notorious for prioritizing thin people and white people in theatre. Basically if you're fat pure only ever going to play Tracy in Hairspray or Effie in Dreamgirls. As a plus size girl the amount of items I've been told I was the best audition but they can't cast a fat girl as the lead is way more than you might think.

Apparently they actually wanted Blaine to be dating Sebastian in the last season but Grant was too busy filming The Flash. Which I feel like is only marginally better because like Sebastian did nearly blind Blaine and blackmailed people over show choir.

In all seriousness, Grilled Cheesus was THE iconic moment of the show for me. I held on for YEARS hoping the show would return to those roots. But alas, it was determined to run fully off the rails. Also, the fact that it happened in the first few episodes of Season 2 should tell you all you need to know about the show.

you're so real for putting karovsky and blaine's relationship in the 'jail time' category... i don't think that the issue is talked about enough in the gleek community

When Ryder went through the struggle of opening up about when he was m0le$ted as a child to the whole glee club and the guys in the group CONGRATULATED him… jail time!

As mentioned, a big one for me in the "that's a crime" department is Schuester twerking down the hall with his 15 and 16 year old students, singing "Blurred Lines." It's somewhat remedied in the next episode when Sue says, "You know that song is about rape, right?"

haven’t watched Glee in over a decade and Grilled Cheezus still lives rent free in my mind

had to assume that ryan murphy wiped u permanently off the internet in retaliation for shining light on his crimes. glad to see u made it to another day queen

The gas leak in the writers room line would have been the perfect segue into the freaking puppets episode (also a crime against humanity)

“Jail time” should also include the uhhhh TRAUMATIZING episode with karofsky and cough syrup. Also you can’t forget the fact that Finn also prayed to grilled cheesus that we would get to touch Quinn’s boobs. Very important.

The writers originally wanted Sebastian as a partner for Blaine in season 6, but Grant, the actor, was cast as the flash so he was busy, instead doing a different plotline they just replaced him with David. Like im happy for Grant, good for him that hes the flash, but god it would have been such a better plotline if Blaine got with Sebastian.

The Let's Have A Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time crossover was the moment I quit Glee. I don't even think I finished that episode. In my mind it is a true crime against humanity,

let's be honest, will schuester should have a category all of his own, that man was unhinged

as someone who was a diehard glee fan, I try not to subject myself to the horrorfest that it is anymore but I’d gladly watch it if queen carley is talking about it

Remember the episode where Me Schue had them all be in wheelchairs for the week so they would understand what Artie went through? I think the writers meant it to be a learning moment but it just came off as weird and performative, especially since the actor who played Artie isn’t a wheelchair user in real life

Glee was a shitshow but I will say, Burt Hummel is still number one dad. Protect Mike O'Malley at all costs tbh

Girl the pro-Kurt/anti-Rachel is everything I needed Kurt is THAT GIRL (I hated him on first watch but that's cause I was in love with Blaine) Love Burt also that man deserves more recognition thank you for doing your part

One iconic thing you missed was the entirety of Quinn cheating on Fin. This man believes he got her pregnant from being clothed in a hot tub together, and then there’s the whole choking on a gumball lie because Quinn and Puk were making out

As someone who never watched Glee, the most important thing I learnt from this video is that Sue Sylvester is an absolute legend

The worst part of the religious episode is that’s the same episode where Burt Hummel has a heart attack and Kurt reveals he’s an atheist

This really reminded me of the insanity of this show that I absorbed as a child

girl the fact you didnt bring up the episode where rachel is just in love with mr. shue

Honorable mention to the most iconic line of the show: Santana: I gotta gay-I gotta go, I gotta go!

From what I remember, the Blaine eyepatch thing was because Darren Criss was going to go on Broadway, replacing Daniel Radcliffe on a show called "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying", they needed a reason to why Blaine wasn't gonna be around so they've came up with that 😅

18:33 I need you all to know that my mother has had a stroke, been in a 2-moth long coma, gotten amnesia, had 2 divorces but she has NEVER broken down in front of me until one day she yells for me. I go. My mother is in DISTRAUGHT TEARS because Sue married herself. The Adidas dress broke her. that was her final straw. _in the Spanish dub, no less_

Might have already been said, but after rachel chokes at her nyada audition, ahe didnt just write a letter, she STALKED THAT WOMAN to get her to come to nationals. Jail

Don’t forget Rachel Berry performed “What I Did For Love” after sending Sunshine in a crack house just and only for herself… poetry

Never forget Artie rolling himself and his wheelchair into the pool during Mr. Schu's proposal...the shock and audacity

i forgot about so many of these moments that i genuinely gasped everytime you explained them, how was this show allowed

if the glee cast is ur first concert how do you go up from that like thats peak

“One of [Mr Shue’s performances] is toxic” Me: all of them are, but yeah “…by Britney Spears” Me: oh

Was literally going insane thinking I had imagined this video, happy to see you got it back up!

I used to have a very unhealthy obsession with this show. Almost as intense as my 1D Obsession but that was just bc I hated most of characters. Still a huge fan of the actor who played Kurt, he’s one of my fav authors!!

This was great but PLEASE DO A PART TWO THERE WAS SO MUCH MORE I FEEL

Shue refusing to stop twerking with minors even when in return a trans student will be able to use the bathroom without being attacked still leaves me flabbergasted

thank you for speaking to the absolute CRIME that was Kurt not getting into NYADA with one of his best performances of the entire series while Rachel gets in after harassing Carmen for weeks

I first watched the Sue-icide scene when I was a child and it has stuck with me to this day. I hardly remember anything else about the show but that moment where they’re checking her pulse and she just sits up is etched into my brain permanently

So funny to me that most of the good plot lines are revolving around Sue Sylvester when WE where supposed to dislike her.

can't believe you glossed over the fact that Blaine and Karofsky are canonically cousins (revealed by Sue in her weird Klaine arc) and they just shrug and don't care!!

You missed the part where Mr Schue twerked next to his student while singing Blurred Lines, a song about date rape. Or when Kitty made Marley think she was getting fat by sewing her costume an inch smaller, giving her an eating disorder. And then Marley fell on stage during sectionals bc she didn’t eat, everyone blamed her. Or when Mr Schue suspended Marley from Glee club bc she didn’t want to wear a bikini. Like not only is it creepy that a teacher wants his students to look sexy, Marley has an ED and no one seems to take that into consideration. Or in the pilot, when he spied on Finn singing in the shower and then lied about Finn owning pot so that he’d be in the Glee Club. JAIL. RIGHT NOW. And also in s05 or s06, the moment Santana shames Kurt. And the lines are filled with insecurities that Chris Colfer has and the writers used it to insult Kurt and Naya Rivera hated saying those bc she was hurting her friend.

The funniest thing about Blaine and the blinding slushie was Darren Criss was on broadway so that’s how they dealt with his absence 😭

The real crime that I'll never get over IS THE ABSOLUTE ICON QUIN ONLY GETTING 6 SOLOS!! Fucking jail for that!! But still a great list! Clicked this link so fucking fast!!

twerking episode had everything: Shue putting teenagers in inappropriate clothing, Shue having teenagers dance inappropriately, Shue having teenagers sing inappropriate songs, Shue kicking the girl with a recovering eating disorder out of glee club because she didn't wanna wear inappropriate clothing, Shue prioritizing his right to sexualize teenagers over a trans girl's safety. wild. truly the episode that told me that if i ever rewatch the show, i'm stopping after S3. S4-S6 never happened.

Sue will always be the best character in any tv show to ever exist.

Honestly this needed to be twice as long because there are just so many more things I can think of

Sue's wedding "dress" and "sue-icide" are probably two of the best jokes the show's ever done. Edit: another great Sue moment that never fails to make me laugh is the locker conversation with Kurt. "No. Me: Sue Sylvester."

i was fully convinced that i was experiencing intense deja vu for over half the video instead of realizing carley just reuploaded the video again 💀

Artie wheeling himself into the pool do we found love, the queen cover during Quinn’s delivery process are some who wrote this moments for sure

God, the Sue klaine thing was simultaneously the best and worst part of the show

Man I’m so glad i found this channel, such good content and I love the way Carly speaks. Not usually the type of content I watch at all, but like 10/10 every vid

I think it's important to note that the episode where Rachel drops out of Funny Girl for a TV show was written by the man I hate most in this world, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, who notably also wrote Riverdale

An important note on the Grilled Cheesus episode: Finn's stepdad was literally in a coma and Finn's wishes were that he wants to be quarterback and he wants to touch Rachel's boobs. REALLY FINN? THOSE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?

This series is the black mark of sin that will prevent us all from entering heaven. I swear, you can find a moment in almost every episode that is as unhinged as these. It's a treasure trove of absolute chaos and a masterpiece.

so happy this quality content is back!

Yaaaay you re-uploaded it! Great video

I just binge watched glee for the first time and to me there are 4 major plot holes or just chaotic plotlines I can never get over. 1. Rachel quitting funny girl is absolutely insane. I don't care if she was getting bored, that was quite literally her dream and she just quit? after like 3 weeks? 2. Blaine cheating on Kurt AFTER telling him to go to new york and accusing him of cheating before. There is no way that would happen. 3. Forgetting that Sam literally took care of his siblings and sacrificed everything for them. And getting a job as a stripper just so his siblings could have nice things. They only mention it once after he comes back and it's in the episode directed by Chris Colfer. Other than that he becomes this apparent stupid guy and I love it and hate it at the same time. 4. THE CATFISH?? I actually like the idea of it. That unique felt that ryder wouldn't like her so she became someone else online. But then ryder finds out, hates unique, and is going to quit glee club at the end of season 4. The first episode of season 5, they are perfectly fine with each other and are performing together at prom. Not to mention, in a later episode he is ready to fight people for being transphobic to Unique when he was the season before??

the biphobia in the show isn't talked about enough-- especially from Santana and Kurt

I literally love u sm :(

Sue would do the wildest things for absolutely no reason, like no one was more extra than her. Icon.

You can’t forget how in the grilled cheesus episode they also almost killed off Kurt’s dad 🤠✋

I will for sure give this a rewatch. It inspired me to rewatch the Tots episode. Mr. Shue is my sleep paralysis demon. Especially him in the Rocky Horror Episode just wearing a tie.

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I needed to hear your voice rn! 😄😄 so excited for this one I love glee

my newest comfort video 🫶🏻 thank you carley

i love the wild tangents carley brings to my life

Ok but as a theatre kid who was also bullied loser like me was my ANTHEM! Then again I was also reading bully x victim fanfic on WattPad so I was hardly the blueprint for stable lol! It was my “they are an asshole but I can make them love me and if I do then I’ll never be unloved” vibes

every video u upload is such a slay ugh ily

Love you girly you always deliver quality

looking back I can't believe I watched this as a teen and was like 'yeah all totally normal and okay'😭

hi carley. i fast-forwarded time and watched the video. it was very good as usual. thx girly ily xoxoxo

your videos make me so happyyy

YESSSSSS was hoping you'd do a video like this YIPPEEEE!