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@my_m4n 5 лет назад

Stages of safe for: Sfw: safe for work Nsfw: not safe for work Nsfl: not safe for life

@emeraldnickel 4 года назад

Vinny Sanford you forgot the last one! Ngtb: NOAH GET THE BOAT

@sugadee 4 года назад

Incorrect. NSFW means : Not Safe from Waluigi

@saenu4466 4 года назад

Do i need to ask about ur profile pic?

@cobbfunnybrain6632 4 года назад

Vinny Sanford NSFD: not safe for death

@aa-th6sq 4 года назад

@Jonathon Campbell nsfl - not straight fucking lava

@1305maggie 5 лет назад

"Why would someone draw that?!" Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it Rule 35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made That's why mark, we don't make the rules

@bimm_ble 4 года назад

ultra_kitty_tuber_ 101 69 likes

@essygallavich3736 4 года назад

rule 34 is just the whole thing. "If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't any, there will be"

@Gregory_Swan 4 года назад

@@essygallavich3736 That is a controversial topic. Some say there is Rule 35, some say there is Rule 34.1. There isn't really any "true" variation.

@DarkGamer-qh7ql 4 года назад

Ok But I didn't saw a Stanley Parable Rule34 yet

@1305maggie 4 года назад

@@DarkGamer-qh7ql then you know what you have to do

@galaxyjw9962 5 лет назад

Random guy: *pukes blood into a skull while wearing an octopus on his head* Mark: where did you get that octopus?

@svetlanarebane 5 лет назад

These are the questions that matter

@carolineyuen3247 5 лет назад

“That looks professionally shot”

@takishajack9224 5 лет назад

I liked this part too, especially when he says This looks professionally shot!😄

@oliviakline5795 5 лет назад

Yeah. * that's * the question that needed to be asked. Lmao

@sushiibird7799 5 лет назад

The greatest question still unanswered....

@skyejellybean3766 3 года назад

"rule 34 states that if something exists, there's porn of it" Markiplier did not take this into consideration with Doctor Robotnic

@scottysatpanalysis 3 года назад

Lmao

@danifoxx7469 Год назад

No porn of me…. yet

@Jaydesque 7 месяцев назад

@@danifoxx7469be careful what you wish for

@moon908 3 месяца назад

lol

@Cains_stuff 2 месяца назад

NO ONE DOES BECAUSE ITS NOT NECESSARY

@BlazingRoman 4 года назад

"Dude puking blood into an empty skull, and drinking it again, all while wearing an octopus on his head" *Sounds like Cthulhu worship*

@gumtm 4 года назад

Cthulhu worship is so 2004

@goghballs8938 4 года назад

MT Sansy yeah, Nyarlathotep is so in right now

@shryoder 4 года назад

@@goghballs8938 Tf man, Amon Gorloth is the real deal now

@0Sirenn 4 года назад

No I feel like The One True and All-Powerful Gray Man is really the one right now.

@vein.fm_hxcfemboy 4 года назад

Inferno FireFox damn, yall forgetting Azathoth

@CosmosCat 4 года назад

My heart melted when that dog put his ear up to the guy’s neck to check his pulse and started wagging his tail.

@Sasha6w33 4 года назад

And my eyes and my brain were melted at this moment 10:08

@gingainfinity1034 4 года назад

I congratulate you on watch anohana (i hope you didnt cry to much)

@stare4539 2 года назад

Broo

@fritzyfritzyfritzyfritzy 4 года назад

I can imagine the torture the editor had to go through

@avalifeinbytes4529 4 года назад

This one wasn't edited by lixian actually, so it's presumably Mark or one of his friends who had to go through the horrors all over again.

@Agent_Gallo1233PDG 4 года назад

-~-

@zcom4180 4 года назад

I saw the one at 10:10 on my own time. Horrible stuff.

@unopotato6515 4 года назад

Yeah what would you do if you had to look at people fucking dying for HOURS

@absolutelyshmooie7086 4 года назад

CottonEye describe what it was

@trisquele4943 3 года назад

“Grandma is set on fire for her birthday” So early cremation then

@tomamotsurkanov6317 3 года назад

You have to go to hell

@snatcherevil9879 3 года назад

r/cursedcomments

@scytheclipz7116 3 года назад

someones not having a happy afterlife

@Cinnigen 3 года назад

r/cursedcomments

@nyanbonecrush 3 года назад

HA. HA! Liked.

@mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876 4 года назад

That Africa remix sounds like my choir the first time we try to sing a song

@potato._.1 4 года назад

or me whenever I try to sing

@alxxsv 4 года назад

Wanna bet that we’re gonna see OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES

@freddieduncan7768 4 года назад

Amen

@mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876 4 года назад

@@alxxsv hAh- you thought-

@nickf.747 4 года назад

as a former choir kid, this hit home lmfao

@inkysplats1408 5 лет назад

"You need a wee woo" -Markiplier

@StarSailor1343 5 лет назад

Inky Splats Don’t we all

@grandmabertha1250 5 лет назад

Wee woo Weewoo Weawoo Weaboo Oeuf.

@thomasburkhart3275 5 лет назад

M3M3S 4 L1F3 weaboo?? RLLY????!! why

@nodeloliver6201 5 лет назад

Call the ambalamba.

@kalmaranimations6274 5 лет назад

@@grandmabertha1250 THAT MEANS EGG IN FRENCH *I AM INNNNNNNTTTTTEEEEEELLLLLIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEENNNNNTTTTT*

@jamillahprieto9009 4 года назад

He'll be fine, platypi only extend their poisonous spines when they feel threatened and only the male ones actually have the spines and that platypus would have to be severely insane to feel threatened by belly rubs.

@GreenWingSpino 4 года назад

Besides even the platypus in the video is stated to be a female from the original videos description and females don't have that spine.

@somethingnotofthisworld2749 4 года назад

Venomous

@erikasakura7721 4 года назад

And their stings aren't really bad for humans, it just hurts a bit.

@apexprofessionalhoning716 4 года назад

Jamillah Prieto yeh thanks I was gonna write this 🙂

@masterofadapting 4 года назад

So if platypi ever were allowed to be a pet, only females would be truly 100% safe?

@redraydem6867 3 года назад

When Mark is an 80 year old man. I'm going to be so happily sad seeing me older and him elderly, and getting to think about how much self-character building came from this man. Markiplier you wont see this but so many people like myself appreciate you.

@tableentertainment7644 3 года назад

Your part of the gang

@goldentear663 3 года назад

He'll be 80 and you will finally be 12! Horray!

@HarperIsHere 3 года назад

aw that's really nice 😭

@taviantackett33 2 года назад

You're goddamn right

@Halberds6 Месяц назад

@@goldentear663 ok buddy

@salemwalem_ 6 лет назад

The Africa by Toto one is like going to a karaoke bar and hearing some drunk tone deaf people try to sing

@saintpoli6800 5 лет назад

Nyansugarcube Why are you talking about me?

@yimyum337 5 лет назад

Polarity lmao 😂

@thelongdrivehome3003 5 лет назад

Nyansugarcube so swagger souls?

@Doomer1121 4 года назад

That old man playing over the rainbow on a saw was so wholesome, i cried.

@syunfcy4202 4 года назад

Me to!

@jackielovett5756 4 года назад

@bellaknightR597 4 года назад

How is it possible to play music with a saw?

@oyaoya6986 4 года назад

@@bellaknightR597 it's possible but just be careful with saws

@mihanni2214 4 года назад

I feel like I'm the only one who felt like it sounded so creepy

@dreamylightz 5 лет назад

"WHY WOULD SOMEONE DRAW THAT?!" It's the internet, that's why.

@uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753 5 лет назад

It’s not the internet it’s rule 34.

@darkhoodchief 5 лет назад

@@uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753 rule 34 OF the internet.

@fleety9464 5 лет назад

“IT’S NO USE, GIVE UP!”

@lucimitchell7273 5 лет назад

Ah... Internet rule 34.

@something_strange3086 5 лет назад

I mean id draw it.. The answer is shock factor. Or they just really like doctor robotnick

@StickySauce101 4 года назад

10:10 - it is as if Mark glimpsed into Hell itself based on his reaction

@ryan10united94 4 года назад

I am late but that is smart my dude

@ooi6557 4 года назад

@@ryan10united94 im 5 hours later, but his comment is still smart my dude

@StickySauce101 3 года назад

@Zelia Eastman scat fetish - basically as poor Mark said himself "he was collecting poop"

@anniepohlman 3 года назад

I totally agree

@milanek1527 3 года назад

Ill give you 10 comments so you get more recommended

@sithrose04 4 года назад

During the Africa one, my only reaction was: “this is what my panic attacks sound like”

@planetz8559 4 года назад

the mii song one was how my stomach feels when im panicking

@rivviegobrr714 4 года назад

Yep

@stupidkilljoy3516 4 года назад

hmmmm

@pein4332 4 года назад

Before I watch original Africa: normal After I watch normal Africa: Mark

@thibautisserant 4 года назад

I'm just glad I found the title of the song, I was looking for it for ages !

@Zeennuh 6 лет назад

I feel like that old man playing Over the Rainbow is going to be mark when he’s like 80

@angeL_ocracy 6 лет назад

So true

@bowenzhu9720 6 лет назад

Hahaha

@dodutchernaut 6 лет назад

Hell yeah

@bgSquid 6 лет назад

Thought that was a girl I probably wasn’t paying attention

@JekyViews 6 лет назад

His hair was EPIC. Like, GNOME EPIC.

@captaincrazy7936 4 года назад

When he said, “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO” *I felt that*

@maverickoliver3192 4 года назад

He said 5 times

@tsuun-5961 4 года назад

@@maverickoliver3192 ok mr perfect

@Anthintendo 3 года назад

10:10 - Mark’s face resculpts itself into a visage of instant regret and unfathomable horror. And I laughed my ass off.

@no0b420 Год назад

I’ve never seen the word “repulsive” reflect so well on a man’s face

@M.Hellebore 11 месяцев назад

The music is just the cherry on top

@juanrivera2727 2 месяца назад

@@M.Hellebore Classic SML Music

@M.Hellebore 2 месяца назад

@@juanrivera2727Indeed 😂

@takeawaypie8596 5 лет назад

Who else realises that mark has to go over the whole video over and over so he can blur things out

@WraythSkitzofrenik 5 лет назад

Oof...

@bloodxdemon666 5 лет назад

I was just thinking that.

@chippy3901 5 лет назад

You mean his editors?

@thegamingpanda6407 5 лет назад

@SS00UUPP 5 лет назад

:_:

@jimmybob7113 5 лет назад

8:09 Mark: that’s such a good dog! Chica: sadness noises

@lnternetexplorer990 4 года назад

Jimmy Bob but she's a good girl

@Sir_Ravenstein 4 года назад

@@lnternetexplorer990 Goggle?

@TangoRango19 4 года назад

Not all dogs are good boys Some are good girls

@ottovonbismarckboi9112 4 года назад

It have wee woo

@valenovin 4 года назад

Correction is Chica: sad chica noises

@ChillDragon 5 лет назад

9:33 w/subtitles on: "I feel like I'm subtitling porn." Best laugh I've had in my life.

@ljsrailwayvideos2370 5 лет назад

Blue Dragon holy shit WHHHHYYYYYY

@envyu320 5 лет назад

Lmao

@minimalgrammar1276 5 лет назад

@@ljsrailwayvideos2370 ???

@ljsrailwayvideos2370 5 лет назад

@@minimalgrammar1276 I dont even know myself, I dont remember commenting that

@ClovesnSpice 5 лет назад

Oh man that's great

@bluedemon2783 4 года назад

Mark: Why would someone draw that?! Me: Ya know I ask myself that question every time I see perverted Pokemon fanart.

@beeftastesliketoenails94 4 года назад

Let me guess, it's usually gardevoir or lucario?

@UberLukario 4 года назад

More rather Braixen, Blaziken, Gardevoir, and Salazzle, with Lucario and Lopunny mixed in.

@bluedemon2783 4 года назад

@@UberLukario oh don't forget Hatterne

@bluedemon2783 4 года назад

@@beeftastesliketoenails94 ugh yes I get so pissed whenever THAT shows up

@beeftastesliketoenails94 4 года назад

@@bluedemon2783 there is very rarely any of decent quality.

@lottie7961 4 года назад

2:57 the way the music starts and you see Mark's expression go from terror to pure relief is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen

@beebupp 5 лет назад

That mii song cover is basically actual footage of my school's mandatory recorder recitals

@glitchedmanatee419 5 лет назад

I kid you not that's the most accurate comment of my childhood I've never heard

@beebupp 5 лет назад

@@glitchedmanatee419 you too?

@fishy2374 5 лет назад

I love this comment! But at some points the cover sounded better

@calebbekker4127 5 лет назад

It was beautiful

@BloodyBubble 5 лет назад

im wearing headphones so that made my ears itch .

@hatusnee 5 лет назад

only male platypus have the venom spur and it only releases venom during mating season.

@SleepyOcto 5 лет назад

Males can actually release venom during the entire year but production in the body increases significantly during mating season, also they can cause pain lasting for months.

@exonm1780 4 года назад

And there not extremely poisonous to people only minor swelling

@crimsonblue8433 4 года назад

Females have spurs but they fall off before adult hood

@thataltaccount8188 4 года назад

Why everybody have big brain

@Classy-Artist 4 года назад

Half of the time: Aww The other half: *WTF EWWW NOOOO*

@kostabrennan6787 4 года назад

I’m surprised mark didn’t censor the Toto Africa one. That has horrific.

@augustesagatyte6108 4 года назад

I didnt even understand that

@MediocreGames13 4 года назад

weebster UwU 5:30

@ji_Seven 4 года назад

Angel Chuu the vocals are off beat

@riverpaw3234 4 года назад

Yeah

@eggeggington606 4 года назад

Brenen Pantoja sounds like one of those chicken toys choking on a smol dogy

@JustinY. 6 лет назад

This is the face of a man who regrets everything

@christianyoutubeian1323 6 лет назад

Justin Y. First

@SofaKing2001 6 лет назад

Justin Y. You can't trust an edited comment

@KingWoofie1021 6 лет назад

@ryanreynoldsstraightclone5538 6 лет назад

Justin Y. Heeeeeeey

@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 6 лет назад

Do you have notifications on for literally every goddamn RU-vidr??

@EvacTouch 4 года назад

Mind you: He HAD to look at those un-censored

@syunfcy4202 4 года назад

Oh shit I feel bad for shitty little him

@Hewix 4 года назад

So did the editor

@thischanneldiedlol2234 4 года назад

I love ur pfp

@EvacTouch 4 года назад

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 Im guessing you play terraria?

@Kai-iy3kk 4 года назад

I feel so bad for Lixian . . .

@anthonyfranco5335 3 года назад

3:15 : Everyone liked that.

@totally_straight3852 3 года назад

Play it at 0.25 and it sounds like someone is sommoning Satan

@Goobalicious 3 года назад

@@totally_straight3852 shit your right

@crestfallen2908 4 года назад

There's a huge difference between this Mark and Unus Annus Mark, and it shows

@elishadanielle9378 4 года назад

you mean... Mark and Annus

@jonathandenis36 4 года назад

Elisha Danielle isn’t he unus?

@meatloafer2762 4 года назад

@@jonathandenis36 hmmmmm

@mildlymarvelous 4 года назад

I miss this old Mark. He’s lost something since this. Although it sparks up a little when he plays Minecraft :)

@bellaknightR597 4 года назад

@@jonathandenis36 no thats Ethan

@papiyeet9008 6 лет назад

Car salesman: *slaps roof of Mark* Car salesman: "This bad boy can fit so much regret in it."

@JustinYEET-no9wn 6 лет назад

The best comment yet

@Kyomapai 6 лет назад

2:00 Only male platypuses are very venomous due to the sharp spurs located on their hind legs. These are used to fight other males over a female or territory. Females aren’t venomous, and males will only attack if provoked. Also, males might have their spurs removed if this is an educational facility, similar to the glands of a skunk.

@thatguyglenn7558 6 лет назад

Kyomapai lol same just did that comments lol

@zachgilbert3815 6 лет назад

*Venomous, not poisonous

@chronicallyvexed5273 6 лет назад

Its venomous not poisonous..... poison is eaten or ingested..... venom is injected. So unless you eat the spurs or the whole platypus it is venomous.

@clokie6671 6 лет назад

Kyomapai thanks for the explanation.

@clokie6671 6 лет назад

The Devilish Bean you too

@NYCLAURZA 4 года назад

10:25 Any child when they see back to school commercials

@torinorri8049 3 года назад

Lmao

@LilRio776 3 года назад

I hate those commercials

@dr.robotnick1888 3 года назад

Why isn't this a meme

@Brick_Mark 3 года назад

When that same kid sees a different kid get school stuff in that commercial 10:37

@Ricardoelpr356 2 месяца назад

Real rn

@firockfinion3326 6 лет назад

In this video: Mark tests the limits of his sanity.

@jakedrake3660 6 лет назад

.......again

@oddacity5883 6 лет назад

Some why...

@CanWeGetSubsWithNoVideo-yy4ky 6 лет назад

Hey guys how is everyone doing?

@fartmonarch84 6 лет назад

Lmao more than Yandere Simulator?

@charlottem42 6 лет назад

That’s like every video of his

@sarahm8695 6 лет назад

Mark's relief on seeing the positive results are too pure for this world. _"Ohh...so nice...it's so nice...oh it's so nice...so nice."_ Edit: 10:10 This is why I watch Markiplier. This face. I love it.

@keongroves3 6 лет назад

no that's called trauma

@bittgrundy 6 лет назад

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Jun123 6 лет назад

@@keongroves3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wallacemunroe6809 6 лет назад

Wtf did that mean

@ssently7512 6 лет назад

I just watched because I was curious but I regretted it so much...don’t watch it...

@WhiteRaven696 6 лет назад

I'm super sad I can't find the full version of the old man playing music on a saw. He deserves all the hugs!

@diegoh5574 6 лет назад

WhiteRaven696 // indeed (ღ˘ω˘ღ)

@BCBrewer 3 года назад

Markiplier: Gonna have to blur all this stuff Me: “goes on Reddit myself” Me: MY EYES

@gamr6354 4 года назад

“Why would someone draw that??” Literally everyone seeing r34 for the first time: Edit: I was curious about 10:04 so I looked up u/Kuribohgirl and what came up saddened me. Apparently, u/Kuribohgirl was pretty well known and active in the subreddit r/MLPlounge, and a post that show up said that u/Kuribohgirl has ended their own life. I don’t know why, but RIP.

@nikelinq2899 4 года назад

Sadly she is dead.

@AccurateEnd143 4 года назад

HI, WHAT AND SPACEBAR MMMMMM?

@maddoxorr261 4 года назад

@@nikelinq2899 not to be rude or anything but this person who wrote the comment said that they had found out that the redditor had ended their life

@ARRYN_SYN 4 года назад

Can i get link to that post

@getgxcked4770 4 года назад

What happened

@CanadianDan854 6 лет назад

Do you know how long I’ve waited for this? *A very... very long time.* *That’s how long.*

@michaelallen4331 6 лет назад

Daniel Sambar hello AGAIN

@skrill_3227 6 лет назад

Daniel Sambar We all have XD

@fnafbonnie2107 6 лет назад

Daniel Sambar same XD

@JawJelly 6 лет назад

That's a long time

@brynnhumphries6070 6 лет назад

TWELVE YEARS OF IT. IN AZKABAN,

@stormfire5098 6 лет назад

*When you remember mark editor has to play 50/50 as well*

@fyrefrost1898 6 лет назад

I feel bad for either Ethan or Catherine (I think they're the editors)

@PHURHXD 6 лет назад

Storm Fire poor editor

@lucyhwucy3724 6 лет назад

Storm Fire OOOF

@Randoperson63 6 лет назад

We salute you.

@Nube-Gamer 6 лет назад

ReiterSplash Or it could be both...

@adrienneislost1320 3 года назад

7:22 That's the yell that almost every science teacher lives for lmao

@FantasticRiver1 3 года назад

Science is cool, science class is not 😔

@adrienneislost1320 3 года назад

@@FantasticRiver1 I would have to agree with you on most levels, every single science teacher I've had is annoying as fuck except for my current one, she's not too bad

@FantasticRiver1 3 года назад

@@adrienneislost1320 same for me. Last year I had the worst science teacher I could’ve asked for. Throwing peoples assignments in the trash and giving them a bad grade, being sexist, and literally teaches us nothing.

@adrienneislost1320 3 года назад

@@FantasticRiver1 Yikes, that sounds awful. None of my teachers were ever downright bad, they were just boring as fuck or incompetent

@NostalgiaMan 6 лет назад

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WAS NICE. That Is Just Sooooooooo Nice !!!

@Rose-ef2cm 6 лет назад

I don’t know why but it made my actually start crying it was so lovely

@yeetmeat3085 6 лет назад

YAAAAASSSS

@chickenchoicejudy 6 лет назад

That's why I love classical music like that

@zackpumpkinhead8882 4 года назад

9:34 When I was in third grade, my music class made us use recorders. We were supposed to produce sound, but what came out was pure nightmares

@toegamer9193 3 года назад

Timotainment

@adrienneislost1320 3 года назад

same, if you heard us playing postcards from loire valley you would never want to listen to any music ever again

@haileydods8535 6 лет назад

“YOU NEED A WEE WOO” -Markiplier 2018

@Wolfie54545 6 лет назад

I tried to pronounce your name

@Erin85Marie 6 лет назад

*2k18

@Randoperson63 6 лет назад

It does though! Too cute.

@haileydods8535 6 лет назад

Wolfie54545 it’s polish. Olivia (Rudzun) Rodzon

@CruiserDynasty 6 лет назад

Wow wee

@s0ap_zz 4 года назад

7:38 *Me Trying To Avoid Saying A Bad Word In Front Of My Parents*

@NahnNishiki 3 года назад

HUMONGOUS HONGOLONOGONGUS

@s0ap_zz 3 года назад

@@NahnNishiki 👌✨ YES MY GUY.

@bleunight9199 6 лет назад

I'm crying over the dog giving cpr. This is great.

@saltynoodle4885 6 лет назад

When

@taciaronning 6 лет назад

That dog was truly the goodest boi there ever was. I loved it

@edenbru11 6 лет назад

IKR that was so damn adorable and wholesome

@santinomarsiglia6269 5 лет назад

10:10 this video took most of Mark’s sanity

@codyallen7864 5 лет назад

More like what little was left

@Jakeroo767 5 лет назад

The look on his face tho. Of disgust

@navarone9993 5 лет назад

I have a sick curiosity to see it

@Oogwayne 5 лет назад

@@navarone9993 If you scroll like I did you can figure out what it is but it's gross and I'm not checking it out anytime soon.

@mojomccall282 5 лет назад

What was the dude doing that it made mark so disturbed. I want to know

@afurrysalt1410 4 года назад

Looking back, The fact that someone even found a image or video of a sliced up peen makes me concerned about their browsing history

@larsboeter2486 4 года назад

who says they found it on the internet

@boyhowdy3240 4 года назад

*Mmmm* _thanks I hate it_

@bellaknightR597 4 года назад

@@larsboeter2486 😯

@afurrysalt1410 4 года назад

Lars Boeter I guess the dark web doesn’t count as the internet

@LeSarthois 4 года назад

A friend of mine was operated for a penis difformity, a few years back. For some reason he posted picture of the surgery (it was either filmed or pics snapped during the surgery) on reddit (r/TMI TooMuchInformation). So that's a possible source for a sliced penis.

@TheDarksaphira 2 года назад

The tension before whatever he clicked on loads. The relief when he gets the good possibility. Yeessss. And, these musical ones both were super fun somehow. Finally something bad we could witness ourselves without being actually mentally scarred too bad. Aaaaand the horror at the one at 10:08. The pure, pure horror.

@andysquarantine 6 лет назад

"Women angry over lack of cheese" Kinky

@smiley8258 6 лет назад

@Super-wx6br 6 лет назад

Broken Unicorn they also lack toes

@Lynner2010 6 лет назад

I really wanted to see that one. Lol.

@blehbloop6584 6 лет назад

It's probably that vid where a lady is at Taco Bell or some TexMex place and she goes to the counter, complaining that there is no cheese on her Nachos

@yvngkingyt237 6 лет назад

Broken Unicorn ii

@justcater 5 лет назад

"you need the wee woo" is probably my fav quote ever looooool

@niritsa9609 6 лет назад

R.I.P people editing this video.

@dragonlover3924 6 лет назад

Niritsa Oh god

@ScientistCat 6 лет назад

At least the editors get to see some... interesting faces on the cam.

@coolstuffgentry4826 6 лет назад

Lolololololololololololllolololol

@FreddyFazbear-wo1ft 6 лет назад

Niritsa ikr!! Lol

@humeraqureshi507 6 лет назад

rip Katherine and Amy

@chiliboy06 4 года назад

Hot take: Wii theme has become as much a music genre as Megalovania has

@milka2262 4 года назад

*"Toto by Africa"* Mark 2018.

@sayedcell5961 4 года назад

okay plz tell me i dont understand plz reply about the muaic

@vo1t_147 4 года назад

it’s actually africa by toto

@milka2262 4 года назад

@@sayedcell5961 5:24 ♡

@milka2262 4 года назад

@@vo1t_147 r/woooooosh

@vo1t_147 4 года назад

Yandere Chan stfu thats not even funny, and why am i being whooshed? i just answered a simple question

@jojosbizarreexistence1351 5 лет назад

9:17 Jontron: *snap *snap *snap Jontron: “That’s what I call music.”

@lemondrop8203 6 лет назад

There is no getting that out of your head, not even flex tape will help.

@peoplepeople21 6 лет назад

Lemon Drop but flex tape fixes everything

@roboturtle214 6 лет назад

People People well, they lied.

@adriancedar1478 6 лет назад

Lemon Drop THATS ALOTA DAMAGE!!!

@squirreldude4971 6 лет назад

Cookie Sans147 Goddamn it you beat me to the punch! :(

@justapeach9792 6 лет назад

Flex tape can fix everything if slap it on

@RiskRule 4 года назад

10:13 one can only imagine what was going on behind that cursed blure

@johnnystankiewicz295 3 года назад

One shutters to imagine what lies behind that blured picture

@horizeonguy 3 года назад

@@johnnystankiewicz295 Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

@notasovietspytrustme4392 4 года назад

Rule: if it’s about OP’s pet, it’s definitely safe Edit: apparently you all don’t understand hyperbole

@painfullythicc7680 4 года назад

But then you get the one including OP's pet but you get the bad version

@themoonlightspartan3206 4 года назад

Rule: It doesn't matter if it has the person's pet when it says True Because posts marked true are literally a chance of one or the other, not a set choice

@Jequetepeq 4 года назад

Thicc squidwars

@christinafry5167 4 года назад

But what if it says "my dog getting run over

@plur5ever 4 года назад

unless it says “My dog and i get naughty ;)”

@ChukchiCatori 6 лет назад

Male platypuses have a poison apparatus on their hind legs. There are poison glands in the thighs and a hollow spur near the heel. The sting is not dangerous to humans, but is extremely painful and causes rapid swelling in the stung area.

@C4TC4T 5 лет назад

I was going to correct you with *platypi but then i remembered that grammatically both are correct. 😊

@karljamesbarboza8084 5 лет назад

Better call coyote Peterson I guess

@chickensoupfordipshits 6 лет назад

2:03 no they are not poisonous. *person rubbing belly keels over and dies* they are however quite venomous.

@EvilMC10 6 лет назад

Sam Pineo w

@charli7956 6 лет назад

Only males are venomous

@thatoneviewer1553 6 лет назад

Sam Pineo Poisonous is when there’s a toxin at the touch. Like poisonous frogs. Venomous is when toxins are injected by fangs or claws. Platypi are venomous since they inject toxin with their claw on their cute feet

@HurtSmooch601 6 лет назад

Actually, something being venomous means it has a harmful bite or sting, whereas something poisonous is Harmful to touch or consume. Get your facts straight you uncultured swine.

@HurtSmooch601 6 лет назад

In other words, dying from touching it is a poison.

@bigbaby1345 3 года назад

that man playing somewhere over the rainbow looks like the oldest party entertainer out there. i mean that as a compliment.

@MusicDecomposer 6 лет назад

0:33 “YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT” _- Dr. Robotnik_

@paladinboyd1228 6 лет назад

JesseRoxII, Poor sonic.

@blackjesus6333 6 лет назад

justin y replaced you my dawg

@trbwhocares8127 6 лет назад

JesseRoxII gets eggrolled

@liborkundrat185 6 лет назад

"No, I don't." (laughs) "It's no use, give up."

@bigbangmatt 6 лет назад

JesseRoxII can someone give me a link on what it truly look like

@tonymaggiesbabygirl 6 лет назад

0:33 - 0:50 Welp, Welcome to the deep lore of the internet, where no fandom is safe from the dark side of fanart

@marinesinspace6253 6 лет назад

Every one is aware of Rule 34, not every one truly knows it.

@thehamsterarmy2380 6 лет назад

What is it. I don;t want to look it up

@marinesinspace6253 6 лет назад

If it exists, there's porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS.

@purpleapron4603 6 лет назад

Maddies Mega Life i make the like 69 😉

@thehamsterarmy2380 6 лет назад

Wait really? That's the rule? Yeah that makes sense

@mickiblay1 6 лет назад

In my opinion, the Africa one and the Mii Channel ones are a Win-Win Because you either get an awesome song, or an awesome song played horribly that'll give you a laugh

@totaltrashmammal6476 6 лет назад

i can agree plush Mark's reactions to them are even better lol

@nataliecook7045 3 года назад

9:07 ngl, was kinda mad when Mark didn't finish the video, and then I remembered that not everyone listens to chaotic music as a cope like i do. Like the awful recorder Mii song is just one of the many chaotic music genres i listen to

@carsoninabox 4 года назад

"You need a light! You need a weewoo!" -Mark, 2018

@tktk7652 4 года назад

Todo

@carsoninabox 4 года назад

@@tktk7652 Oh, hello. :)

@moonpie69420 3 года назад

Hi Icyhot

@carsoninabox 3 года назад

@@moonpie69420 Why hello, Bakugou. Curious to see you here,

@shammylols2338 3 года назад

I am in constant pain 🐑🎸✨

@haileywills8 6 лет назад

mark is so innocent yet so uninoccent at the same time lol

@dragonlover3924 6 лет назад

Hailey Wills This game has broken many, and this is no exception

@gabriellachichester3157 6 лет назад

Haha 50 likes 50/50

@haileywills8 6 лет назад

lol

@wistler1653 6 лет назад

Tf does that even mean

@haileywills8 6 лет назад

exactly what i said. some times he's like the most innocent dude watching puppy vids and the next he's watching a horrifying thing or something gross/scary.

@whoknows8386 4 года назад

Mark: I didn’t come here for “A girl with a Huemoungeous ladoungois”

@nyxto8237 4 года назад

Humongous hongomongolongongous 🤣

@sabella7254 4 года назад

Hahah from that one try not to laugh video 😂

@RetroIsaac 4 года назад

I think that was Gilbert Godfrey

@potalcium 4 года назад

Humungoushungolomhnonoloughongous

@smokinlogs80085 4 года назад

Would like but it’s already 666

@habibi1477 3 года назад

Mark: a am a normal man that pays his editor normal. Mark's editor: has to blur out every nsfw and gets to see it all uncensored.

@fireelighting8610 3 года назад

Well actually even mark has to look at the uncensored version since he is recording the vid, but nice comment btw 😀👍

@xbuzzyboiblakey632 3 года назад

Actually, Mark edited this video.

@MistressMK 6 лет назад

Markiplier 2018- "You need a wee woo"

@morgano259 6 лет назад

Mistress M_K love that part😂

@serenadywilliams5011 6 лет назад

@strangewayfaringstranger 6 лет назад

"WEEWOOO WEEWOO WEEEWOO" Was Mark channeling a siren?

@mercedesrusso7488 6 лет назад

Mistress M_K when I read your comment in the vid he said exactly what you said

@AccomplishedBoot86 6 лет назад

Mistress M_K the goodest boy

@veridian4433 6 лет назад

Mark's soul is gonna need some cleansing after this

@yaoiprotag4029 6 лет назад

Veridian all of our souls are gonna need cleansing after this

@davidbloom9242 6 лет назад

make that every 50/50 challenge

@Bruvno231 6 лет назад

*Grabs Bleach And Bible*

@not_funni353 6 лет назад

Veridian what's a soul?

@Jex1tt 6 лет назад

Clorox

@tosterm 6 лет назад

As answer to the platypus question: Their venom is extremely painful but it is not lethal to humans.

@monkeydluffy8684 6 лет назад

The Game Toaster Thank god

@MrMexicanslender 6 лет назад

But to smaller animals like dogs and cats it will kill

@imaginaryidiot 6 лет назад

It is also only produced by males during mating season on their hind heels. So scratching the belly is perfectly fine.

@aple8307 6 лет назад

Don’t trust him, it’s the platypus speaking!!

@NeoCreo1 6 лет назад

It’s also only on the spurs that males have.

@SodLikeCod 3 года назад

"When mark sees something gross" Disgusted Mark:"IS Screaming is horriefied Happy Mark:"Screams of happy Neece"

@scruffyman 4 года назад

I’m so glad Markaplier takes the time to blur things out because based on his reaction you do NOT want to see it! Thank you...

@t2pdaybreak422 4 года назад

What did you expect? He HAS to blur them out or he would get demonitised

@shotgungames5738 4 года назад

I think lixian did that

@SabsWithR 4 года назад

@@t2pdaybreak422 demonitised? Mark wud get banned from youtube. Theres murder and shit in reddit

@thegeneral2374 4 года назад

Well for me it’s sucks since I was young I wasn’t bothered or disgusted by anything. My fam says I have a “ iron stomach “

@Snavels 4 года назад

He would get in a lot of trouble with RU-vid if he didn't.

@celestialsilver2065 6 лет назад

What did we learn today? They way to Marks heart is to get him a cute, small, fluffy animal

@Sauceddie 6 лет назад

You Need a WeeWoo!

@Hadfield15 6 лет назад

Sauceddie such a good dog!

@BamHurgr 6 лет назад

Sauceddie can i have a WeeWoo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@UnusualAndStrange 6 лет назад

How bout weeboo

@au6p 6 лет назад

Endangered SpyCrab N O WooWee

@ultra532 4 года назад

I don't know why I would need a weewoo but okay

@ymm4286 3 года назад

6:57 Mark's main concern is the octopus not the guy puking blood

@vmxkarelyn_0842 3 года назад

Okay I'm 4 months late, but let me explain what exactly happened. In the video, the man puts on the octopus on his head for the first few seconds of the video, which then cuts to him puking blood into a skull. This is why mark had a change of tone after commenting about the octopus. Naturally you'd judge the first thing you see, and I can assure you that I had the same reaction the first time I see it too.

@skeletoncouncil2525 3 года назад

Excuse me wtf 🤢

@IgorIsntRussian 6 лет назад

10:10 - 10:34 THE FACE I WOULD MAKE WHEN MY MOM SAYS "SCHOOLS COMING SOON".

@potterhouse-ys9ou 5 лет назад

10:12 through 10:32 When your parents discover your browser history.....

@Disapointed_Luigi 4 года назад

Oof i sure hope the dont evee

@jr.gamer6476 4 года назад

Dying with laughter

@SkySweeperSyn 4 года назад

Ive seen the video he saw... trust me... his reaction was a lot more relaxed than I expected...

@muttered 4 года назад

Sky Sweeper you saw ?

@doge8825 4 года назад

Ok nvm I got to that part

@buns4814 6 лет назад

It's only the male platypus who has the venomous spur, and it's not enough to kill a person, it just hurts like hell for a few days.

@ShadowsBeforetheDawn 6 лет назад

Jasmine P some have it last for years. The was a man who had to have the nerves in his hand killed so the pain would quit

@GTdba 6 лет назад

Pretty sure Coyote Peterson would get stung by it one day or another!

@buns4814 6 лет назад

GTdba Wouldn't be surprised, I've watched plenty of his videos.

@RedAngelXV 4 года назад

“How does one become ‘one with public property’...?” Me: 🤔........😱NO WAIT MARK DON-!

@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 3 года назад

I dont get it

@RedAngelXV 3 года назад

@@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 The “horizontal mombo.”

@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 3 года назад

@@RedAngelXV What is a mombo

@RedAngelXV 3 года назад

@@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 “Sliding the hotdog in the bun.”

@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 3 года назад

@@RedAngelXV AHSHAHAJJAHAHAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJNAJAJAJA

@kiarag4225 6 лет назад

10:22 Mark literally died, where's that CPR giving dog when you need him😂

@haroon_6715 6 лет назад

He need that wee woo.

@refrigerator20plays13 4 года назад

8:21 "You need the light! You need the wee-woo"

@TWGuardian 6 лет назад

10:08 That's the best "NOOOOOO!" I've ever heard. I'm so sorry Mark, but that reaction just makes me laugh every time. I can't imagine what horror he must've seen though, for him to react like that.

@kittyplaz563 5 лет назад

The White Guardian agreed!

@niazziaae2479 5 лет назад

I still don't get what that is

@voldenchaotic8971 5 лет назад

@@niazziaae2479 he was collecting poop and becoming one with it.

@CarBroke.PhoneYes 5 лет назад

It is horrible

@Toleyshreds 5 лет назад

I looked it up. I’m afraid.

@samsonrules855 4 года назад

2:13 I was taking a drink and I laughed so abruptly at mark's reaction to the title the drink went up my nose.

@LadyJ_88 6 лет назад

Am I the only one that would like him to put out an uncensored version as well? Edit- just got to the "poopy girl" part & am immediately reconsidering my comment

@genesismiramontes8158 6 лет назад

bnenomore same tho 😂

@md.niamulahadchowdhury7403 6 лет назад

what was it

@Zack_Zander 6 лет назад

bnenomore Oh god no, even if RU-vid removed it a good thousand viewer would be scarred for life And their life would be scarred for life too

@LadyJ_88 6 лет назад

Zack Zander Right but that's why I said "as well" or IN ADDITION to this video. So those of us sick & twisted souls can choose to hop aboard the PTSD Express should our crusty shriveled hearts desire :)

@mixedproductions6831 6 лет назад

bnenomore it would be removed instantly

@acrail 6 лет назад

[50/50] Thanking the bus driver. (SFW) | Not thanking the bus driver. (NSFL)

@gracer3432 6 лет назад

"You need a wee-woo." I'm dead 😂

@HettycTracyn 4 года назад

The dog giving CPR was so cute. I was smiling so hard. So wholesome.

@Jakeroo767 2 года назад

For real thooo he deserves that weewoo

@villelepoaho4105 6 лет назад

That off-key Toto - Africa is too much for me

@SheriffOutlaw 6 лет назад

same here! i am in tears laughing so hard at this!!! this is too funny!

@NintendoNerd64 6 лет назад

Ville Lepoaho nothing scarier

@ahromyn3121 6 лет назад

I was sooooo uncomfortable

@mythsplain 4 года назад

That just sounds like me singing Africa by Toto

@kendrabeck7899 4 года назад

It’s so off key 😂

@vlogswkeegan 4 года назад

exactly😂

@losingluke 4 года назад

its toto by africa, everyone knows that

@tristanchaplin392 4 года назад

@@losingluke yeah this guy is so stupid

@MessiMagic5000 4 года назад

@@losingluke no way

@M1GYT 2 года назад

8:40 I’ve seen the guy who got mauled by a bear version and boy is it disturbing but also like interesting. The guy is like eerily calm for someone who’s face is missing, and he’s able to talk despite his upper lip, nose and basically the entire front of his skull missing. And he managed to recover pretty good despite losing an eye Basically imagine Withered Bonnie from FNAF2 as a person

@adenirvine6826 8 месяцев назад

Maybe he was in shock?

@KeenEyeStudios 2 месяца назад

I know it’s been a couple of years… but are you ok? That sounds almost traumatic.

@M1GYT 2 месяца назад

@@KeenEyeStudios I am desensitized to the horrors of life due to the internet.... but yeah im good thanks for asking

@KeenEyeStudios 2 месяца назад

@@M1GYT Well alrighty then.

@DioBrando-px3zj 5 лет назад

Thanos: I am Inevitable Tony: I Am Ironman Me in the cinema: 10:26

@ultimateninjaboi 5 лет назад

Disembodied voice of Stan Lee: "HE WAS COLLECTING POOP!"

@something_strange3086 5 лет назад

Thanos was collecting poop

@uglebeffus 5 лет назад

add a few thousand gallons of saltwater pouring out of my eyes and some of the worst horror i've felt in my life and kaboom you right

@jooniperlynn 5 лет назад

Including the collecting poop part?

@BENNY-uv5nu 4 года назад

IT WAS SO SAD I HAVE DEPRESHON

@Tartanist 4 года назад

7:13 - the substance is called cyclohexane. Under the right temperature and pressure it is all 3 states t the same time.

@overestimatedforesight 4 года назад

Pretty much anything has that happen. It's called a triple point. Cool water down and drop the pressure and it'll do that too.

@smokeyplane3285 4 года назад

*Ascended*

@autumnames393 3 года назад

I’m commenting so hopefully Mark sees this!!

@ConnorTheClaymore 4 года назад

02:03 Mark: "aww look at the little tuuts" Me: "ah yes classic markiplier"

@DeathBringer769 4 года назад

Toots, as in tootsies, like cute little toes/feet. It's not "tuuts" lol. Ever wonder where Tootsie Rolls get their name? Or why an old slang name for a cute lady is "toots"?