I love when Austin makes jokes and Jared either doesn't hear them or they fly over his head and Austin is left with this "well clearly that wasn't well received" look on his face. Don't worry, Austin, we see what you did there. One of the funniest people on youtube imo. Lmao.
Here’s my confession, when I was a teen I stole my dads credit card and ordered the parts and tools to build my own guitar, it ended up costing about 500 quid. This guitar has been by my side ever since I build it and i named it after his company.
Speaking of geese... Up until I was about 5 years old I lived in a small town in Ohio. Down the street from my house was this park and next to it was was a pond where geese and ducks can swim or whatever. One day my parents were were working later than expected and I had to have a baby sitter for the rest of the day. There wasn't much we could do at the house so he took me to the park. The pond that was next to it had a large amount of geese that day and most of them were in the water and the others were laying on the grass. I was very curious as a kid so I walked over there to pet the geese bc I thought that was the normal thing to do. So I'm petting the goose and I noticed that there was something sticking out between his legs. Like I said, I was a very curious child and I started to grab it and play with it. Apparently the goose really liked it c it started honking and making all these noises. My babysitter saw what was going on and quickly ran over to me and picked me up to take me home. The goose wasn't done and started chasing after us with a full on boner. We just barely made it to the car and drove home. I soon realized that it wasn't right and felt horrible and we both agreed to never talk about it again. I that ladies and gentlemen is the story the time I jacked off a goose
ive been watching dickey dines for years and this was one of the funniest videos. i was laughing the whole time. when Austin said " i didnt call her that because im not a monster" i almost shit myself
And, yes, Dickey, cobras ARE innocent. The only creature capable of malicious intent is man. When animals kill, it's always out of self preservation, or, need.
The peephole peeping: the picture part is the Amazon driver takes a picture of the package on the door step and the pic is included in the "your order has arrived" alert.
He might not be able to afford it. I was actually just reading bit this (coincidentally) it usually costs several thousand and is typically not covered by insurance
I had a phimosis, cured it by myself without any doctors help. There's lots of tips on the internet. The foreskin is stretchable, with some everyday practice in your bath/shower you can get rid of it pretty quickly but mine might not have been as tight as his.
I hope the guy with phimosis got told that it is super treatable by getting circumcised PLUS that doctors recommend doing this for general genital hygiene.
As a former fast food employee, I can tell you this for sure. If someone used a tampon to write on the bathroom walls, it would have elicited no more than a sigh, and an eyeroll. We are used to FAR worse than that; trust me. Everyone should have to work fast food, at least for a few months; it'll slap that sense of entitlement right out of your hands! I have some GREAT stories!
Haha. I had a rich girl working for me and I was training her and was like "alright time to clean the bathrooms, let's go" She looked at me and said "I don't do bathrooms." Took her apron off and left.
@@jesseashford3949 Oh, man. Like I said, I have STORIES. I had to clean men's and women's bathrooms every hour or so, and...the horrors!!! Let's just say I worked the night shift at the busiest of our stores in town, and lots of drunks came in...
Oh shit... That newborn chicken one reminded me when I was a kid when we lived on a farm I saw a hen and her chicks following her I took the two that was falling behind,one in each hand and I showed it to my mama "she said to put em back" so I did... then I found out *I accidentally crippled both of them*
18:50 Uber eats driver here: it's more likely that the restaurant made your order wrong and the driver didn't/couldn't check. Uber/restaurants/some customers are HUGE sticklers about drivers checking contents in a bag. Like, not even opening the food container to make sure the food is there, literally just opening the bag that the container is HELD in and looking. All of the fast food restaurants tape/staple their bags closed and tell the customer to report the driver for tampering with their food if the sticker/bag is disturbed in some way. I was hit with a very serious warning telling me I could lose my delivery privileges just for peeking in a bag to make sure the person's drink was in there. Bonus, it wasn't. So I kept them from getting an incorrect order and got punished for it. So a lot of drivers just give up on checking food completely, it's just way too risky. As for the morphine part, rectal administration of drugs is much more effective per dose than oral administration and insufflation. When taken rectally, the drug is absorbed into the bloodstream much more quickly and is affected less by stomach acids and other filtration methods that the body has for filtering out unwanted chemicals in things you ingest normally. It's basically injecting the drug for people who are scared of needles.
I played CoD with a guy from Great Britain, he had phimosis. He complained that his head was abnormally huge and his foreskin would rip and crack during sex trying to go over the head. He got a circumcision and said he it changed his life, said now he can't get enough sex.
9:30 nah, the guy is saying when the delivery people take the picture of the package they delivered, which is now required for all Amazon deliveries. So he isn't taking pics he's just watching
About a year ago I too went on a date with a girl I thought was single. About half way through the date she mentioned this other guy a couple times. I quickly put 2 and 2 together and realized she was taken. Knowing this though I kept talking to her and going out with her. After about a month of talking for what it seemed weeks straight she broke up with her boyfriend. We have now been dating for close to a year and couldn’t be happier.
I don't understand why drivers do that. As a driver myself, I notice that occasionally customers don't come to the door to get their food, so I get to keep it and get paid for the delivery anyway. Last night I got a nice ass club hoagie and a chicken quesadilla 😍😍
The peephole peeping thing...you know what would be cool? Waiting for the delivery guy to come to the door then peeing on him through the lock. I call it peephole peeing.
I don’t think the delivery driver one is that weird. It’s always kind of interesting to see what someone is doing when they think they’re alone. Like do they talk to themself, etc, etc. Hope that doesn’t make me a psychopath tho 😂
warning this is gonig to be very deeep. once when i was 15 i stole guitar picks from guitar center. i haven't been caught but i still lay low to avoid arrest
I wouldn't get "fully circumcised," but the tight muscle band is pretty much right at the end of the foreskin from what I understand (I'm not a doctor). In that case I would opt for a "semi-circumcision," just a little off the top, but still leaving plenty of natural slinky slack.
19:28 ordered food from this Hawaiin place through Door Dash the app said the food was delivered but I didn't get my food. This happened a total of 3 times and each time I called the support line and got refunded once and credit the other two times. It must have been the same driver because after the third time it stopped.
I can one up that accidently going on a date with someone. So I was talking to my current husband online and we had been together for a year, met when we were both 17 and were still together when i graduated and went to college even though we lived in opposite coasts. I made a few friends in college and didnt pick up on one of them liking me, most people's advances go right over my head anyway I'm just not a flirty person in the least. He knew i was dating someone and it was serious so i just thought of him as a friend and he invited to show me this book store he knew about. No biggie and we grabbed some food. I'm literally texting my husband on my phone when he makes a comment about his mom would give him shit about messing with his food on a date.... super awkward when i had to ask him when this turned into a date. I felt mortified since i was sure i made it clear and he was a good friend, my husband is definitely not fond of him.
I feel like DickeyDines could extend reach even more if their tags were a bit stronger and their SEO optimization was a bit stronger. Like, some of the tags are like "RU-vid, RU-vidr. Vlog, Good Mythical Morning, Influencer. Funny. Lol. Haha. Funny. Laughter. Laugh. Laughing" Chance of them finding any of these videos from those, it's unlikely. :(
Blu A. We had a big lapse in filming due to personal issues so I had been saving the uploads so I didn’t run out. We are back on the more frequent side again now! Thank you for your patience :$
When girls mention their boyfriend like that they are either 1. awkwardly trying to get out of the situation because they don't like you. 2. trying to weirdly make you jealous or 3. I guess they could really just want some poor guy to pay for a fun day lol
To the person who shit in the sink, what in the actual FUCK?! You seriously don't have plastic bags lying around the house?! It's not like I have the cleanest house in the world, but yours must be terrifying! 😂😂😂 Stories like these make me feel so much better about myself, having a half sinkfull of dirty dishes!
I just like it how I started watching the video and 3 minutes in I hear the Jinjo Village theme song from Banjo And Tooie and I was sent back to my childhood. Good times.
