Regular Car Reviews: 2014 Chevrolet Malibu LT 

I'm a teacher posting from my husband's account, because if I posted from my account that I'm drinking wine and watching this instead of grading papers the parents who follow my G+ account will see and get me fired for moral turpitude. Your non sequitur about teachers was the truest thing I've ever heard. Except I'm too poor to own a Malibu so I bought a 2007 PT Cruiser from my mom. It's canary yellow. It serves as both a metaphor and as a punishment for my career choices.

Which drunk is best drunk

"The malibu offers a- a ride" "This is a caaarr"

"v8 if you're american, v6 if you're the girlfriend" fuck i'm dead

To me, the Malibu is the American Camry. It's boring, safe, and everywhere. It is a means of personal transportation, nothing more and nothing less.

This dude named Mike Judge does like the best Hank Hill impression ever...

The modern Malibu is a car that people buy RIGHT when the new model comes out, then AGAIN when the next one comes out. It feels nice, new, at the time. Four years later it looks, drives, and feels like it was owned by baboons.

"Everyone has a Hank Hill, but no one has a good Hank Hill" Truest thing ever.

"The car for your dad to yell the N word in", is one of your greatest hits.

Drugs go here. LMAO love the drunk review.

"Drugs go here". This review had me laughing from start to finish. Why. Truth. Well done

The fact that you grew up in a household that had a "burn pile" is way too Pennsylvanian. 😂

this is easily my favorite youtube channel

This harkens back to the old reviews. Much more inappropriate with some potty humor mixed in. Perfect.

Looks like this car is a perfect "Regular Car".

"English degree on 4 wheels" OMG ROFL!

The most non-regular review of the most regular car.

The alcohol unleashed your true form. Amazing.

"Everyone has a Hank Hill But nobody has a good Hank Hill" Truer words have never been spoken

"who only buy American cars" , Diet coke how is he so damn spot on!

"And they'll work in the same building for the rest of their lives." My Malibu owning boss LOVED hearing that come from my speakers.

I never understood people who actually bought these base level midsize cars new. Sure, if you option up cars in this class, then they can be pretty nice, and even reasonably exciting in some cases. But in base form, they're just the dullest of the dull. It's slow, yet it doesn't get particularly notable fuel economy. It's bland, and by particularly well equipped, but it's also not particularly cheap, especially when you factor in the used market. Buying one of these cars is like going to a fancy restaurant and ordering a $30 peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sure you probably won't hate it and it fills your stomach, but there's plenty of better things you could have spend your money on.

"It's a car for your dad to yell the N word in." LMFAO! xD

"...This is a car.." As regular of a review of a car is it gets, A Regular Car Review.

that's the problem with cars that are just appliances. eventually, these will all be in wrecking yards just taking up space. in the future, no one is ever going to look back at the happiest memories of their life and think about their 2014 malibu. now my neighbor who has had his 67 chevelle malibu since before I was born, he has a lifetime of happy memories with that car.

Drug compartment is the biggest selling point for me.

I love the outro so much

This was one of the best reviews in a long while, Mr. Regular. Great insight, a little dirty, and at least three new catch phrases deserving a T-shirt.

"This is a car." Good to know.

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I own the same 2014 malibu, and my dad also bought this for me when I was going away to college. "Its fine"

"Malibu: It's a car" This message brought to you by your local Chevrolet dealer.

I dont know about you guys. But i like my boring life. work, chuch, gym and Fox News. This car is my spirit animal.

I recently bought a 2016 Chevy Malibu (same body style, just slightly newer.) My last vehicle was a 2001 Ford Ranger, so this car feels like a HUGE upgrade. It's not a bad car, I'm 22, I finished my degree, and I'm about to be looking for a new job. I needed something reliable for the long haul. It's jam packed with plenty of features and even voice control. However, that 2.5L EcoTec isn't very fuel efficient at all! If I'm lucky if I get 19 MPG city and 28 MPG highway, right now I'm at 18.5 because I'm mainly city driving it!

Every couple of years I come back to this channel, thank you mr regular

More please.... more Regular Drunk Reviews... I am loving this.

OMG I'm 55 bought a 13 Malibu ltz. I don't like diet Coke. I like martins. made with Russian vodkas. I like my 13 Malibu ltz that redlines at 7000 RPM. And drives out better than a Camry. and was about 5 k less with way more options. Loved the video.

this review is so accurate because before my aunt lost everything she had, she was working for Wachovia in Scranton, (I know own her house in East Stroudsburg and am thinking about contacting you) and in 2005 she ran her 1987 Ford Taurus into a snow bank. She sold it for 300 dollars and bought a 2004 Malibu. She was doing very well, making 80k a year in a manger's position. She was laid off when the Wachovia branch closed in Scranton? and she began to work for Walmart. She then crashed her Malibu into a wall going up 715 to get to 447. She resulted to my grandfather's 82 Volvo 240 wagon and, well her husband wasn't the best with her money. After a few years she sold it and was finally able to buy a 2002? Chevy Aveo. It wasn't glamorous but she drove it. Then winter came in 2012 and boom another snow bank. She sold the car back to the dealer and used the money to lease a new elantra. But it was when she went to SC for my grandmother's funeral that her husband bought a chevy colorado, and ugh. Her car was repo-ed and needless to say, after being stuck in there apartment which she got after she foreclosed twice, she left him, and scraped up 1700 to buy a 2003 Impala. She has no job because after she got into the same accident twice, she was a little messed up. But she moved in with her sister in South Carolina and works at a Publix. So she's kinda back where she started.

i liked the "limiter" part, when he just held it down for a good 2 or 3 seconds

The Direct Injection gas motors still sound like their diesel cousins to me, but all the noise is suppressed by plastic sound deadening and tight computer controls on the injection duration and cycle. But so much of the benefit that the DI gives is lost in a slushbox, like so many tears in the rain.

I've watched a lot of these reviews and kind of laughed along because the analysis of the kind of people who drive that car seemed to fit, but as the driver of a '15 Malibu, this review [in my experience] is a pretty accurate description. Well done [not sarcastic].

Old school RCR derangement FTW

The Roman, that was a fantastic song at the end. It seemed like it could be a bridge in a Peter Gabriel B-side.

Favorite review in a while, Mr. Regular, keep em comin!

Regular Drunk Car Reviews! ALCOHOL EVEN MAKES A MALIBU INTERESTING. Like "V8s are for the men, V6s are for the girlfriend!", it's funny how my parent's generation react to certain configurations in cars. I remember when I was searching for a family beater to move lawnmowers and dogs around, and we looked at a V6 Mitsubishi Magna (Diamonte). My dad was all interested in it, until I mentioned front wheel drive... "Ahhh geez! I don't think we can have a front wheel drive... front wheel drive is bad, it's bad to maintain, front wheel drive is bad!" I don't think my father has ever owned a front wheel drive car. And he's had around 40 cars. Either have I, for that matter.

more drunk vids please. hilarious.

President Taft had a White Steamer, a 1909 Model M 7-Seat Tourer. Love the videos man, whenever I need a laugh I just watch a random video from your channel!

"cram farts into..." and I was GONE. DAMN.

All jokes aside, these cars are a LOT better than 10-15 years ago!!

I bought my '13 Malibu LTZ in early 2014, I love the car. It's comfy and rides smooth. Now, some export Malibu's came with a V6, which is what I have, and the fuel economy is so good, the performance is what you expect from a mid-size V6 sedan. I think if the '13-'15 came with the interior from the '17 it would sell like hot cakes (never mind that it actually sold out of showrooms every year). The Interior is like it's 1999 but with a touch screen and a lot of fake wood lmao.

This is the best one you've done yet. It's the first one I laughed out loud (alone, forever alone) in many of your reviews. I think you have something here with the drunk reviews.

That's the kind of regular car review we've been waiting for for a long time.

Who is trunk-trunk? Who is trunk-trunk?

2:18 THAT'S the battery?! Damn thing's tiny!

This review was done by "real people", NOT actors! THANK YOU.

Best video yet. And honestly that is high praise as your videos are amazing. The burning of the chair because of farts is a daily occurance in my family. love it

"Drugs go here" my dealer uses that exact spot. 😂😂😂😂

I miss the availability of V8's, now we have all of this 4-cylinder garbage.

I have a white 2014 1LT, it’s a good car, dependable, good milage, gets me to school, has a *little* bit of ass. Drug compartment only holds a spare headlight tho. 145,088 miles. Just has a piece of chrome window trim coming off. No complaints.

This was brilliant, guys! This season is becoming something special.

That outro though is total amazeballs...

Kel from good burger and Jake from State Farm hahaha

dude. honestly one of your best. You didn't do that word hang thing that I always hear in your other videos, which I think might be a result of editing out "um"s. it was all quick delivery and on-point.

I haven't laughed so hard at one of these since your Crown Vic video. Love it.

You know what? You should rent more cars for a day, so you could be as cruel with them as you want, say whatever you want, or find the rev limiter!

As the owner of a 2006 Malibu, "This is a car" is the exact reason why I love it. It just does what it's meant to do and does it well. That and it is the only car I've ever owned since 2015.

Note to Mr. Regular: The cars used by William "Scourge of the Normal-Sized Bathtub" Taft were a White steam touring car and a Pierce-Arrow limousine.

Mr. Regular, *please* do another drunken rant of a review. This is by far one of my favorites lol

2014 Chevrolet Malibu - the official car of ex CIA agents who now works as lyft driver

You should review a car stoned

This was really funny. Love the videos man and i know you used to do podcasts and i thought it might be a neat idea if you did a drunk podcast about cars or car brands with similar comedy points as here. Just a thought. Thanks again for making Mondays good.

I lost my first car to drunk driving. Not making that mistake again. Loved that car. '99 Toyota Camry with the 2.2 litre 4 cylinder and, even though it was an automatic, it was still fun. Reliable, great gas mileage, and spacious.

this is why i pay the patreon.

6:04 "It's a car for your dad to yell the N-word in" Nope, that would be a 2004 Dodge Dakota.

DUDE! It's the first time I went to the very end of the video. Great outro!

this is probably the best RCR review imo

more like these pls

Chevy make the same steering wheel for Impala LT please!

This is the best car review I have ever seen. Thank you.

This happens every time: I start watching a RCR video, get distracted for what seems like half a second, and I'm completely lost

"It's a car for your dad to yell the n-word in". LMFAO. I laughed WAY too hard at this.

I drove 1 today for a few hours and yelled the n word

this made me laugh out loud. My neighbours probably think I'm crazy now. Best car review ever.

this is one of the best reviews of a car I've ever heard

I Drink Pepsi, i liked Seinfeld. and i drive a Honda CB motorcycle..... FIGHT ME MALIBU!

pay 4 colleg

"The Malibu is a lot of things but it isn't a Rolex on a stiff dick. Because this isn't going to give you a hard time." PURE. GENIUS!

Love the bit about burning the farted-out chair. Priceless :)

Ah, Chevy's Drug compartment. It's like ol' John Z. never left.

All hail fink

Just got back from school, broke my arm in gym class thank you rcr for giving me this to enjoy at least :)

I know he isn't trying to hype up the car....but like....I'm sold.

You're definitely in education or have been. Way too many references for anyone but.

Isn't this the same car they dump the Corvette 6.2L 415hp motor in and sell as the Chevrolet SS? They look like the same body but I'm not sure?

Lmao the drugs go here part probably the greatest review I've watched. This is my exact car and this video was right on point haha I bought her with 35k first owner it was rental lol. but I do have to say she's been a loyal steed and just put 80k on her a 2014. Awesome video

Dear Regular Car Review, Your Dad Impersonation is so funny, please give us more, thank you very much! Best regards, A dedicated viewer.

But but I like diet coke and TBBT D:

25mpg is impressive... The fuck America...

You, Mr. Regular, have a great capacity for doing stuff

Thanks to you, everytime I see a Malibu, that "Oooh, he's drunk, drunk." song plays in my head.