Revenge Of The Sith BUT Anakin Is Smart 

So if only Anakin would have called master Yoda for master yogurt the entire order 66 thing could have been prevented?

Interesting... 🤔

Don't underestimate the power of the paper plane.

Read the title and just though: so nothing changed?

AI wrote this

You should see the channel that made the over academic Anakin!

It's over! Academics have the high ground!

@@Kasperthedancer You underestimate my…pseudo-intellectualism? Anti-intellectualism? Blissful ignorance?

​​@@VeryEvilGM you mean the one where Anakin can never shut up about his thesis?

@@StevenZissimos Yup.

Palpatine -- "Trust me, bro..."

“Nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”

"MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE F**K UP!"

@@NicoGaming771 Imagine a world Anakin, free of the Jedi! Where nobody can call me out for my outlandish claims! A WORLD WHERE I CAN RETURN BECAUSE OF PLOT REASONS!

Tbh, "trust me bro" is the correct scientific basis here. After all, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise is a historic event. There is no stronger source for it than contemporary witnesses (be it written or oral). And Palpatine is just that. Though, it might be necessary to disclose that fact to gain increased believability.

You can't handle the source!

the dark side of the source is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

@@ashxxiv Could I learn this power? Not from the official material...

To be fair, he was Palpatine never lied, he just conveniently ommited the whole final cruelty of the sith bit where its never worth it

My source is biggus dickus

That was just abridged. It's still canon.

All of Buddhism in a nutshell

Obviously that wasn’t real Yoda as he said it wrong. It must have been: “bro, let go just”

@@MrSergnemo it was darth yoghurt

And the capstone "Chancellor Paperplate"

master yoghurt

Omg I was about to comment this fkd me up lol master forehead😂☠️😂💀

​@@gendoruwo6322 the yogurt name came from spaceballs

🤣🤣💀

Anakin’s thesis is now Meme Wars canon

I clapped! I fluffin’ love dichotomy!!!

Just before this I watched a Seals Are Good video. His thesis really is something to consider.

OH GOD NO DON’T SAY THAT HE’LL BE TALKING ABOUT HIS THESIS FOR HOURS

That was my exact thought when he said that word

First hand experience ＜（－︿－）＞

IT'S FAIR

I lost my mind at that way he said it’s fair

😭😭😭

Good buoy Annie

That one took me out for sure 😅

I bursted out laughing xD

It's the best

This is wonderful, it’s fair!

Chair here, let us cheer.

Ikea drove Anakin to the Dark Side. Anakin: I just can't put this chair together! THERE ARE PARTS MISSING!!!! I'm gonna go kill some younglings or something! Chancellor: Yes! I knew giving Ikea that "sole provider" contract would pay off!

​@@dirdib69 hmm, now I'm wondering what a Coruscant version of Harbor Freight would be like.

That is awesome​@@kbanghart

touche.

duhibbleglaze deeherflergen

Remember how Neo was a genius hacker, but forgot all about that once he found out his world was a computer program? To the point that the Oracle would say he was "not too bright" to his face? It's the Hero's Journey. Sucks the brains right out.

tbf his choices were to stick with his best friend who always cared for him and is basically also his loan father, or a sect of old arrogant guys who claim they are your family despite disrespecting you all the time. Also the friend offered you help with your issues while the old guys just told you to forget about it

​@@kevincrady2831but then he figures out how to hack it.

@@kevincrady2831plot armor,not even once

Wide*

Withe*

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

That doesn't sound smart.

And yet, he didn't take the high ground. = Anakin is an idiot

😂😂😂

Nah

Peer reviewed scientific studies = The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

Not Palpatine, Paperplane!

Show me the peer reviewed study of how Palpatine survived episode 6

Irony is had Anakin actually stayed behind like Mace ordered and he defeated Palps, Anakin would’ve been made master following Sidious’s death and the end of the clone wars

​​@@lawrencetalbot8346 a long standing argument is that Palpatine threw the fight against Windu, or at the very least made himself to seem less powerful to lure Anakin into saving him. So it is possible that Palpatine would at least survive against Windu if Anakin hadn't shown up.

@ Nah that discredits Windu who I think is a powerful enough duelist to take down palps

​@that's a stretch since it's Anakin who also told the truth to the Jedi Council and he needs to consider A) he is sure he fooled Anikin B)Anakin would come on time to save him

Yesss. This is the paramount comment. This was the biggest lol for those who know the movie

😂

It's chancellor paperplane

Not.yet.

Chancellor Paperplane said calmly

Still better than “somehow Palpatine returned.”

you can't lose something that you never got(im talking about Anakin's inteligence)

​@@MrTimPL such is the dichotomy in life, where in his dreams anakin is a genius in reality, he is not

I misread the first line as "Palpatine gone" lol

I thought they called him paper plate haha

Heyyy image buddies

Was the best part for me

Anakin knew he made it the fuck up.

Oh, he could've. After all, he, as an eye wittness of the corresponding events, could be considered the source for it himself.

Well he did do his jedi thesis on it and is well versed in the dichotomy.

Ah, good ol' Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Those were good times...

​@@advocatusdiaboli9971 eye witness testimony is fairly weak evidence given how fallible memory can be

I lost it there

I'm gonna start using that one. lol Oh, man.

@@drt1605 on the DICHOTOMY!

That sounds like hell. Especially Anakin reading his thesis aloud to Uncle Palps.

He couldn't shoot it from his fingers, but he could shoot it from another appendage

I guess the Jedi way is opposed to execution but ambiguous on the subject of psychological torture.

​@@Elyseon it's called "rehabilitation" 😂

Seems like he has been watching the Star Wars saga made by Auralnauts. 😂

i blame that jar jar guy he wasn't sharing the death sticks

@@Taxevader-gk9msI’d love to toke on death sticks with Darth jar jar

​@@jukebox1138 mesa had to give Death Sticks up they made me moey moey crazy

Thats an interesting point Master Forehead.

And if he weren’t a fucking idiot.

He should have gone for that Doctorate 😅

"NOOOOOOOOOOO"

That actually happened in the now Legends comic series "Darth Vader and the lost command"

This.

Welp, considering his comments about Aayla Secura, he's also the-best-the-rapist. 😂😂

He's a frog guy with a glow-in-the-dark light stick. Mind gone. Carry on!

"Just let go Bro" Master Yogurt sounds like a Chad College Student lmao "Ya Just got let it go Man".

DA SCHWARTZ

He is dead - kinda

Bro Yoda saying “that alien girl on my left, I’d smash” killed me 😆😆

thank you bro

You see the dichotomy here, don’t you?…You will now witness the destructive power of this fully armed and operational thesis!

Nope, it's a coincidence 😂

@@-Alfox- In my experience there are no coincidences.

only a sith deals in coincidences.

Yeah? Well "there are no oogways"​ - Master Accident @warlordofbritannia

Master windshield 💀

@@jokerman9295 Master Yogurt DX

Master yogurt

Senator paper plane

If anakin was 1000% better, he would be smart.

Have you met a horny 19 boy who could be with a hoth woman and was "smart". I have never seen such a thing

Bc no one was speaking like this back then

​@cwcpants140 you must be fun at parties

@@cwcpants140yes they were, trust me bro

You know he cant do that and why right?

@@hzaferke1891 no, do tell

Haha, thank you very much ;)

Perfectly encapsulates my thoughts on this video.

Yep, the monotony of the voices is half the charm 🤣

Check out auralnauts if you like Star Wars parody.

Because _you’re_ the one sprinkling the sparkly crystals in his coffee? Must be some neuro-inhibitor soothing the itch you can’t scratch.

Jedi death squad hopped up on spice and death sticks. Poor Palps didn't realise Sith powers didn't include sick spins through the air. Plagueis had been trolling him.

Ironic, isn’t it? The best ending for Anakin is the worst for the franchise’s existence.

What if Prequels were good

​@@warlordofbritannia Yeah because if this happened there would have been no darth vader, no stromtroopers, and no grandiose uprising of Luke Skywalker.

@@Mad_racc00n Master Windows can be Darth Vader or even Master Yogurt.

Truly it is a dichotomy- without suffering… there can be no story…. No character development. And most importantly we cannot all be Geniuses 😅

Same

That part got me and I was just looking for a comment pointing that out, lol

Why not?

"take a rank, master skywalker"

best word of the video

I still don't know what that word means.

@@CoolSs A dichotomy is simply a scenario where two possible answers exist in direct opposition to each other, whether it be a binary choice (yes/no, true/false, the American political system) or more prosaically when two forces are in tension with each other (see Anakin’s thesis on how the Tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise at first seems a dichotomy between the quest for immortality and mortal imperfection, but is actually more about the false promises that the Dark Side tries to seduce one with).

@@warlordofbritannia thanks.

Obi-Wan, my allegiance is to Academia, to Dichotomy!

Same here 💀💀💀

No its from Star Wars: Return of The Deathsticks

Nerp dis is cannon now

He could ask another card from Visas from kotor 2